Thread 941190821

Do you still find the time to game as a father?

>>941190821 (OP)
>parents
>on /v/
lol
lmao
kek

>>941190821 (OP)
we're called /v/irgins for a reason

>>941190821 (OP)
WHAT A FUCKING

>>941190823
what about you're wife's son?

>>941190825
>wife
>gf
>female contact
you are funny

this nigga is 7 years older than me and he has made it 5000 lightyears more than i have

>>941190827
comparison is the thief of joy

>>941190827
you should stop viewing wealth as success.. those that have the most tend not to be the most morally resilient

>>941190821 (OP)
>got famous on the internet
>became a milionaire in his 20s
>never had to work a day in his life
>lefties tried to cancel him multiple times and failed
>got a beautiful trad family
>retired while still on top and now only makes videos for fun

Pewdiepie won at life

>>941190827
Pewds has good genes and was born in one of the nicest, wealthiest, most socialist nations in the world, it's just luck anon.

He's a fucking billionaire. Any woman would be insane not to marry him.

>>941190827
>Pewds has good genes
Isn't he massively insecure about his height

>>941190821 (OP)
>as a father
lnao

>>941190821 (OP)
Yes. Mainly when the little one is asleep. Deck is great for that

I liked him better when he was a chud

>>941190834
meant for >>941190832

>>941190832
>good genes
i look ok and i'm slightly taller than him
>was born in one of the nicest, wealthiest, most socialist nations in the world
so was i

>>941190831
will you stop bootlicking and raise up you and yours.

>raising your blonde, blue-eyed son in Japan

Congrats, you instilled yellow fever into him and ruined your bloodline.

I’m 32 with 6 kids and no there is no time. 4chan is my new video games. Even with grandpa and grandma as permanent baby sitters there is no time. New video games suck though so I’m not missing much. Oldest plays some games on original Xbox but that is it,

>>941190822
>>941190823
Speak for yourself.

t. 30yo with 2 kids

>>941190821 (OP)
To answer OP’s question, let me put it this way.
I recently beat Persona 5 Royal for the first ever time cause I never played either version when it came out.

It took 4 months.

even autistic gamer girls at anime conventions don't want me
I've never even been on a date and can't go on one anyway because I don't drive
it's over

>>941190830
Begone, rabbi

>>941190841
hes not a hapsburg you fucking jeet retard
nobody CARES

>>941190821 (OP)
I can just stay an uncle and go gugugaga with the baby every now and then.

>>941190844
>because I don't drive
Bad eyes?

Why does he live in Japan?

>>941190845
Funny you reply to him with that, those are the exact two words that need to be spoken in every western society for things to return back to being good enough for the average person to be able to raise kids again

>>941190841
>raising your blonde, blue-eyed son in Japan
Congrats, you inadvertently gave him a harem and perpetuated your bloodline.

>>941190841
AIEEEEE I HAD A GIRL BRUSH MY HAIR LIKE THIS AT SCHOOL

>>941190827
Are you comparing yourself to one in a billion success story?

>>941190834
>180cm
if he's complaining about that he's a massive faggot

>>941190841
imagine if it was a daughter instead, she'd get bullied and raped daily in school
he's lucky he had a son

>>941190821 (OP)
Yeah I do. Been playing silksong for a while now.

>>941190855
Damn...true...

>>941190853
yes

>>941190844
>even autistic gamer girls at anime conventions don't want me
those have the most insane standards you would have better luck dating a supermodel

imagine how over your life already is if your dad is a 4chan user, poor souls

>>941190849
Because sweden is fucked. No one wants to live in western europe anymore after our politicians sold us out.

I feel nothing when I see women, my brain is fucked now. I only care about money.

>>941190844
>girls swimming in potential mates due to being 1:100 ratio of girls to boys
Yeah no shit. Frigid women too

>>941190821 (OP)
>even tall 35 yo multimillionaire with aryan gf only has 1 kid (when his ancestors had 10 at his age)

>>941190860
Could be significantly worse than a 4channer

>>941190854
i'm the same height. it's technically tall enough to not be short but it's not tall enough to be considered ACTUALLY tall or desirable. it's mid. you don't ever feel tall and you get mogged into oblivion by the actual big boys. it's just short of greatness, better than being a midget but it's king of the manlets tier either way.

>>941190863
>Frigid women too
nah, modern men are just trash

tell em sis

>>941190827
Comparison is the thief of joy

>>941190834
That's Jerma

>>941190821 (OP)
Yeah. Steam deck helps a fair bit but I also play on pc. Will be playing ng4 next week.

>>941190868
By definition frigid. Having to jump through hoops to get some pussy means you're putting a big price on it. And for what?

I've never had knockout sex from these "nerd type" girls. Slutty bpd bitches are considerably better, even with all the negatives of being insane.

>>941190867
get off the internet

>>941190864
god I cant wait for the day she cheats on him with a black man

>>941190821 (OP)
the last time i kissed a girl without paying for it i was 18 and im in my 30s

>>941190827
and now he has nothing to work towards in his late 30's
his latest videos do imply that the boredom and meaninglessness are setting in
he even ""joked"" about having a mid-life crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

How did he get away with it?

My son is still a toddler, and they require a good deal of attention still while they're awake. Lifting, reading, and other projects naturally take precedence over vidya, so only a couple hours survive every weeknight. I'm excited to show him some games as he grows up. Being a dad is the best

>>941190878
heated gamer moment

>>941190874
i do. i get heightmogged whenever i go out.

>>941190871
jerma is a healthy and average 5'6".

>>941190879
I'm in a similar place. It's a real juggling act between work, lifting, kids, time with wife and then gaming. Very satisfying though.

>>941190841
a girl will do that to you if your hair is nice, even if you're a fat bitch, happened to me twice in highschool

>>941190831
Also lives in one of the most beautiful and safe countries in the world, that has almost none of "them".

>>941190821 (OP)
fat baby fat baby fat baby on telly

i'm ugly and genuinely retarded and mentally ill. why would i willingly give my genetics to an innocent human? what kind of selfish and awful person does that?

>>941190877
He can devote all his time to his kid. The real boredom sets in when they move out
t. actual dad

>>941190849
Pewdiepie is unironically a redpilled oldfag racist. He doesn't want to raise his family near savages, and he has fuck you money so he can live wherever.

>>941190877
When you get to his level you're supposed to start focusing on boosting up other people and take more of a back seat yourself

>>941190821 (OP)
I won't even be allowed to be a father because life refuses to allow me to have a fucking job

>>941190889
>Pewdiepie is unironically a redpilled oldfag racist.
then why did he move to a country that's racist towards anyone not japanese?

>>941190864
Cute kid, handsome man, beautiful wife. He really did win. Easily the YouTube GOAT. Let me know when Mr. Beast drops a n bomb livestreaming

>>941190887
Didn't stop your dad

>>941190821 (OP)
>as a father

>>941190892
Because you don't get stabbed in the neck riding public transportation or have your shit looted in Japan. Also Japan likes white people. We share cultural interests

>>941190895
Ouch

>>941190876
>this nigga kissed a girl
you've lost your all your fireball privileges

>>941190895
my dad was an athletic and extroverted chad. my mother is the one that gave me all my bad looks and mental illness. it's mental illness all the way down on that side. her bloodline should have died out centuries ago.

>>941190889
>He doesn't want to raise his family near savages
bad luck then, japan has been importing a lot of africans, muslims and indians lately

>>941190876
>kissing a whore
The absolute state

>>941190876
wow I didn't know Mr.SuperPopular is posting in this thread. Watch yourself before you drown in pussy

>>941190896
My children swarm the sewers, awaiting for the day of reckoning.

>>941190897
>Also Japan likes white people.
publicly japs always put on a friendly face. in private you will never be accepted or even liked solely because you are not japanese.

yeah i play minecraft with my sons and daughter
we have a survival realm and im currently building an end castle and enderman farm for them

>>941190878
You cant be canceled if you just dont give a fuck about what faggots on twitter are saying.

>>941190821 (OP)
I gotta give him respect if he actually practices the role of a father, instead of paying someone else to do the parenting for him despite the means to do so.
It means he is leagues above subhumans such as a lot of other rich people who produce the worst children in history compounded with inherited wealth to do actual damage to society, or equally as bad black chimps who don't even need wealth to fuck up an entire city block and its life quality through presence alone (or rather absence as a parent).

>>941190908
Admiral Bucock was too based for this cruel world

>>941190887
>>941190900
If you carry your daddy's strong genes you can unlock them.

>>941190909
Pewdiepie is a normie wagecuck who struck it big. He wouldn't do sly jew tactics like Ethan Klein.

i can barely support myself yet another person
and i constantly teeter on the brink of losing everything
dunno how you niggers can afford family

>>941190911
nope. he has zero brain problems. my mother permanently polluted his genetics. don't stick your dick in crazy or you get neurotic incel sons.

>this eceleb is much better than all the other ecelebs because he said nigga once :)
fuck you guys

>>941190915
He also antisemitic

>>941190830
Why do you think he left the UK? Man he must feel pissed seeing Jap politicians trying to flood the country with jeets.

>>941190897
>or have your shit looted in Japan.
Ironically his shit did get looted when he bought his house there.

>>941190861
He lived in Brighton though

>>941190917
We don't tolerate that sort of tomfoolery around these parts

>>941190843
probably like my neighbor, a cuck taking care of another man's kids

>>941190913
Most people with families live paycheck to paycheck or more likely are in debt. When you have a family, other people with families are more likely to throw you a rope so you don't crash out. They can't really afford it either, the society just puts more effort into helping you tread water than it does for single childless.

Yeah, when everyone is asleep. Yes, I fall asleep with a game running most nights. No, my sleep habits are dreadful. No, I won't fix it. I get up early as fuck for work and do the same on weekends to enjoy my time before everyone is awake and I'm forced to enjoy my time differently.

>>941190921
So what's the other option? Just not date women that have kids? Good luck.

>>941190924
Just not date women that have kids?
ALMOST there

>>941190924
better off dying a virgin than being a cuck.

truth nuke mr janny, truth nuke

Welcome to /b/.

>>941190921
Actually rent free.
So terrified of hypothetical cucking you end up dying alone.

SIEG HEIL

>>941190821 (OP)
Yep, I played though Cyberpunk 2077 with my newborn sleeping on my chest. Nowadays, I stream a couple nights a week. My wife takes care of the kids on those nights, and I cover for them when they raid in WoW. It's very doable!

>>941191347
how are these images related to parenting

>>941190822
This is /b/ retard.

>>941190827
>>941190832
If he had such a good upbringing why did he decide to move as far as way as possible from his family as he could?

>>941190878
Classic swedish Chud

>>941190877
He's a multimillionaire gamer and a parent who likes to build computers, read philosophy and create things. Sure he's successful and has pretty much done it all but i doubt he's bored or in any sort of crisis.

>>941190906
Why would he need to be accepted? He's got a family and enough money to do whatever he likes forever. Probably enjoys living secluded

>>941190821 (OP)
Fit it in when you can. Play vidya with your kids.

All four of us are fairly asocial and value our private time. Most days once homework and dinner are done we go do our own things and I can play vidya until it's time to bathe the kids. I bought a cheap laptop so my oldest and I can play minecraft together.

You learn to make it work.

>>941190835
Lets hope mom burns through every cent and leaves you nothing. Inheritance is wasted on dead ends