Thread 941195256

how do I find out if a massage parlor does happy endings

>>941195256 (OP)
lol @ you paying money for a public urinal (prostitute) to PRETEND YOURE NOT A COWARD

>>941195542
I just want a tiny asian girl to sucky sucky my pp

>>941195256 (OP)
I'm not sure what the current law is regarding happy endings, but back in the day, you had to be pretty clear that a happy ending was an option. Most of the time, a massage would include a happy ending for an extra fee.

>>941198069
definitely illegal in most states, and they've been cracking down on it. if you outright ask I bet they'll think your a cop and say no

>>941195256 (OP)
Why would you want to go to one of those dirty places for?

>>941195256 (OP)
All massages should leave you feeling happy. What the hell are you talking about?

>>941198139
he wants a happy ending, how did you miss that?

>>941198162
That's normal. I've never left a massage parlor feeling unhappy.

>>941198258
i am happy for you that you had the happy ending op desires, i hope he'll get the happy ending as well

look at their faces and see if they look dead inside

>>941198463
I am happy for you that you are happy for me having a happy ending each time I've visited a massage parlor. The Swedish massage is my favorite.

>>941198926
lots of happiness in this thread, i like it.
i will try the swedish massage some day

I used to work at a spa. Customers would always ask for a table shower, which was code for happy ending. So call on the phone and do that or just ask in person. If it's a 24 hour spa, that's a dead giveaway IMO.

ask for the "turkey neck special"

they'll know

>>941199792
>>941200650
>table shower, which was code for happy ending
What?
You guys talk like a happy ending is special or something. It's normal to be happy at the end.

>>941200650
Around here we know to ask for the "Wriggly Release"