Thread 941203710

In a biopic of her life, who would you cast for the lead role?

>>941203710 (OP)
Chase Infiniti

>>941203710 (OP)
Idris Elba as the FA dude

>>941203710 (OP)
Your mom

Who plays botleg?

>>941203710 (OP)
Mikey Madison

Remember that zoomie newfags will always respond to these type of threads with Idris Elba. Absolutely pathetic.

>>941203715
Patrick Stewart in a pirate outfit and running shoes

Aspen and Mylo's scene is still no. 1 for me. Sorry

>>941203719
I'll have to investigate further

>Tried to rebrand herself as an artist
>IG is full of comments about her face fucking videos

>>941203710 (OP)
Awkwafina. She deserves to be facefucked regardless.

One time I showed a gril True Detective. Half way through ep 1 she asked if it's a true story. I scoffed not so much at the question (not that retarded really; it's literally called True Detective and true crime series are not rare) but at the idea that if it was true that means a 55 year old chain smoking alcoholic sold the rights to make a show about him, but ONLY if they cast Matthew McConaghy.

>>941203720
After a cursory skip through the different scenes it looks as though the short haired chick is outperforming the blonde at every turn

>>941203710 (OP)
Olivia Rodrigo

>oh no, elites are not supposed to show their private parts to the rabble
>you are banished and excommunicated from your social rank if you acknowledge your basic sexuality as a human being

>>941203710 (OP)
How is her life even a story?
>my dad is rich and controlling
>I'll very briefly do porn to rebel against him and damage his reputation
Isn't that pretty much it?

She'd have to do it herself and recreate all the famous moments of her life like Audie Murphey.

>>941203727
Many such cases.
Sad!

>>941203729
Name 10

>>941203715
Leonardo DiCaprio. They basically have the same job.

>>941203730
https://www.indexxx.com/websites/543/backroomcastingcouch/models2/

>>941203710 (OP)
Yummm I bet Kelly Balthazar’s pussy taste like buttermilk.

>>941203710 (OP)
olivia munn

>>941203727
Read her autobiography

>>941203710 (OP)
I would cast my throte and all the BBCs she takes will be symbolically represented by Andy's logs.

It would be an abstract French art film.

>>941204596
Kill yourself Ole, you fat, ugly, virgin pedo loser. No one loves you. Or even LIKES you. And you KNOW it.

>>941204703
I'm okay with being hated

>>941204521
Any asshole can write an autobiography, that doesn't mean they have enough of a story to adapt into anything

>>941204792
Of course you're okay with it. You never had any other choice. Your family hated you from day one, your peers not long after, and every adult who works at the welfare apartments you live in, absolutely DESPISES you. Personally it saddens me that you haven't yet killed yourself.

>>941203710 (OP)
Jenna Oretga. Verte yet she plays herself and does a live reenactment of all her scene

>>941204521
Does she actually have one

Sydney Sweeney
They even have the same whore gaze in their eyes.

>>941203710 (OP)
Mayli's story ended to quickly, imagine what she could have achieved if she had continued and follower her destiny. Her light stopped shinning to soon. Imagine all the bukkake...

>>941205839
It could have been a story like no others, she was made for the fuck, for the cum

>>941205839
>>941205877
Imagine Mayli doing HookupHotshot, Swalloweddotcom and Dickdrainers!
We didn't even had the chance to see her take a BBC

>>941203719
never apologize for having great taste

>>941204906
This is all accurate, but still, I persist.

>>941206157
I will never apologize for having great taste.

>>941203719
Yeah, Mayli and this one are the only one i have on disk. Mylo is another one who should have done a lot more porn scene.

All u retards realize she would be the main character right? Unless u want a male actor playing a female, in which case you would accuse the studio company of being controlled by jews or some shit.

On the real tho, Isabela Merced

>>941203721
Link?

>>941203710 (OP)
UR MOM lel

she also did backroom casting but her dad bought it before it released, the other three are still in circulation. I still hold out hope it'll release or leak somehow one day but I doubt it at this point, especially as the tradcucks are turning porn illegal again

>>941206238
KING SHIT

>>941205839
nah, her story is perfect the way it played out. It's just not the same when they go pro

Other whores did it better. You simps just love that dopey looking halfchink.

it helps that she comes from money. of a higher class than the rest of these whores.

>>941214378
Higher class? I have no idea what you mean! Look how dignified she is!

good morning i hate women

>>941214931
margot robbie.

i'm not a fan of her but she's got the face.