Thread 941208754

I hate it when people say "waifu" to mean a generic video game girl. "Waifu" means a video game girl that you are married to, same as a 3D spouse.

>>941208754 (OP)
Totori is Mimi's waifu

uoh wife

>>941208754 (OP)
'Tis a sad state of affairs indeed.

No matter how hard I gatekeep this always happens.

More than anything, I love my wife, Megumin!

>>941208757
Seelebro, ya aren't a brit right? the UK is trying to ban the site so I just wanna make sure you won't be affected
>>941208758
Tourists are a plague

>>941208754 (OP)
Wife

Felicia is the cutest! Her wonderful smile gives me strength! I want to hold her soft hand and give her little kisses on the cheek! I want to tell her sweet things so she knows how much she means to me! I couldn't go on without her! I love Felicia!

I love Felicia, I will only ever love Felicia, I could only ever love Felicia, my heart belongs to her!

Love my cute little blind demon mama wife

>>941208760
No, i am here forever.

>>941208756
Kyoko is my wife though.

>>941208765
fuck off parrotfucker

waifu was an ironic term first

>>941208766
You have me confused with someone else.

I love you Chachamaru

kyaku is beauty

I love my wife Kurumi!

>>941208768
you the one who posts a bunch on /a/?

>>941208772
No, I'm not the schizo.

My waifu Asuna!

Nepu

>>941208765
>>941208773
why start shit when she's already claimed by a regular here?

>>941208754 (OP)
waifu is just girl I just want to fuck.

>>941208773
huh, I just thought there were 3 Kyoukofags on this site. Myself, another who also uses WWD(hence my trip existing, I prefer not to use it), and the schizo

How much uoh?

>>941208778
Well maybe there's 4, I bump the Kyoko thread on /c/ and was the one who started numbering them, I also used to make the Kyouko Kibyobi threads on /a/ for a while but stopped because of how shit /a/ became I predominately stay in the exedra thread on /vg/ though.

>>941208780
huh, small world I guess

What games are you all playing today?
>>941208780
Apologies for getting off on the wrong foot. Man this is awkward as shit
>>941208776
I just think they aren't familiar with these threads

>>941208754 (OP)
True, that is a problem.
But for me, and I use waifu in the proper sense, it's Towa Herschel from The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel.

>>941208782
No harm done, the only shitty Kyokofag is the schizo one.

>>941208782
Shiny hunting in ORAS

>>941208782
>What games are you all playing today?
The "work another ten hour shift" game. But afterwards some more Digimon.

>>941208784
Well, welcome to the threads. Also true lmao, that guy took some of my WWD deliveries with my SI and claimed they were his. Creepy motherfucker

I love my angel wife, Flonne!! She's the only girl in my heart!

>>941208782
Thinking whether to try out the new HoMM demo or not, but i'll likely wait until the weekend for that. I'll probably just continue playing Jack's game in a bit.

I love my beautiful wife Byleth!

>>941208754 (OP)
People do this in the Master Duel thread. It's weird

Where the hell is Brosalina?

I dont like it either but the only thing that matter is your 'fu and her happiness.

I love my adorable demon wife!
>>941208754 (OP)
umu

One more day until Legends Z-A that gamefreak successfully baited me into...

My heart beats for the dragon.

Magic Knight is my one and only.
>>941208782
Going through Midlight's Deep in FFT.
>>941208794
Which starter are you going with?

>>941208796
Hey MKbro, ya aren't in the UK right? Just wanna be sure since they're banning 4chan and I want to make sure we can still talk

>>941208797
Hell no, I'm a burgerbro.

>>941208796
I usually go for fire, so probably Tepig

>>941208798
fork over the burgs

eepy
>>941208782
i spent a little time labbing combos in wife's game

>>941208799
Based. Mega Emboar is looking really cool.
>>941208800
NEVER! Healing by percentiles is too good to give them up.

>>941208754 (OP)
Yes, Cammy is my wife.

>>941208798
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

>>941208802
surely you can spare a nibble... she's so small, she doesn't need much!

>>941208800
>>941208802
https://files.catbox.moe/x3f8e7.jpg
Cease the violence and the other Seele will give holy burgs for all.

You aren't one of those people who can't accept other people have the same waifu as you right? It's a big world out there.

>>941208804
Damn right!
>>941208805
If she can help her get more, then sure. But she really needs them for her item world dives!
>>941208806
Deal!

>>941208782
Hades out of boredom

>>941208807
i don't share my wife

>>941208810
Statistically you probably do.

>>941208811
the only person i've ever seen who matches my enthusiasm for her is her English VA

The cutest and coolest, my wife UMP45.
>>941208754 (OP)
Project Neural Cloud unironically did that in the Steins;Gate collab where the fat dude, whatever his name is, mentions his “waifus” (plural). Made me fucking sick to my stomach, especially since one of the major appeals of the GFL games is the waifu aspect. Collab story was otherwise sweet though funnily enough. Man, PNC deserved better than being a beta for GFL2.
>>941208782
Started playing Resident Evil 4 and, Goddamn, is it good. I hate myself for having gone two decades without playing it. Really wanna play the remaster after I’m done with it. And of course, Death Stranding.
>>941208785
Cutie

Waking up and seeing her smile is the best part of the day
>>941208782
Trying out the new Grid Master event in OSRS. It's pretty fun. Like a quicker Leagues event with more of a tangible endgame than the grind that Leagues brings.

>>941208806
h-hmmm...
she's thinking about it, but i'm a little concerned that it doesn't look like any burger I've seen.
>>941208808
where will they get more?

>>941208815
It's a quantum burger!
https://files.catbox.moe/3a0l4p.jpg
You can also forfeit the burg and get an 'eck instead if you really want, but the supply is limited and the inter-dimensional shipping costs are on you.

>>941208815
Rewards from the bonus gauge, treasure chests, item world vendors, that sort of stuff.

>>941208754 (OP)
I expected an atelier thread and was sad this wasn't one

>>941208818
i doubt you'd have much difficulty striking up a conversation about atelier here

Momwife.

>>941208754 (OP)
I love my voluptuous and petite waifu Neo the Ice cream girl!
>>941208782

>>941208754 (OP)
How exactly do you marry her?

>>941208822
fuck forgot to answer this question
I was gonna say i'm playing Gmod

>>941208823
Sometimes just by saying it. Sometimes by signing the paperwork.

>>941208819
no one wants to talk about atelier with me and i only got two of you faggots to play it

>>941208810
I was in an /a/ waifu thread the other day and the number of niggers who said they would unironically share their wives with other anons and wanted to be cuckolded gave me crippling diarrhea.

>>941208826
Okay we can talk about it. Uhhh... what if Totori mixed a potion but it was [DRUG]??

>>941208826
I promise I will play Totori's games soon!

>>941208828
i will drink the totori benzo and then i will take a nap

>>941208823
You can just do things
>>941208826
I will play her game when she is on a non turn based one mwah

>>941208826
I got Ayesha from the sale, but currently got distracted by Tactics. I might try to get back to it soon.

>>941208832
Ayesha is fun, I played it about a year ago. It's the last game made by Gust before it was acquired by KT and it shows, there's a bit of a vibe shift after, although Escha & Logy is still excellent.

>>941208794
>Legends Z-A
Gen 6 was easily my least enjoyed one, what about it baited you back to Kalos?

>>941208834
I was gonna skip it because the one city world sounded so boring when Legends Arceus was so great.
But then I saw that buying the game early gives you a free Ralts and Mega Gardevoir stone... And Gardevoir is just about my favorite pokemon, so I couldn't resist.

Gonna have my trip off now, the fella is asleep now
>>941208806
Burger good

>>941208837
*other fella

My dear moonlight.
>>941208754 (OP)
It was inevitable for the term to get misused.

>>941208833
So far its good, I just got to the Library.

>>941208754 (OP)
I prefer small and cute like Totori.

>>941208841
me too

>>941208841
Same. Small and cute girls are the tastiest!

>>941208826
if I were to play only 1 Atelier game, which one should it be?

Genuniely hope the pedo chokes on his own vomit one day.

>>941208845
which one

>>941208754 (OP)
Rorona is so beautiful

>>941208754 (OP)
>"Waifu" means a video game girl that you are married to
Just like those in OP

>>941208846
probably the one who fantasizes about killing and eating his wife

>>941208754 (OP)
she is likely someone's waifu therefore she is a waifu

>>941208848
>when you discover gay people for the first time

>>941208841
Neo has a very cute stature for sure

>>941208754 (OP)
>Complains about language changing
>Is speaking modern english instead of proto-indo-european
Curious. I am very intelligent.

>>941208754 (OP)
normalfags literally cannot comprehend the idea of an actual waifu, focus on other things.

>>941208854
no you're not

>>941208827
Sad.
Somehow we ended being the last bastion of genuine waifufagging.
Such a weird thing, isn't it?

Would you hold your waifu like this?

>>941208790
Cute witch.

>>941208852
Cutefu

>>941208754 (OP)
>video game
Why do you keep specifying that? It's not restricted to video game use.

>>941208859
Maybe

I love my beautiful wife, Dolce!

>>941208844
Depends on what you like in a game but the safest answer is Ryza, I think it has the broadest appeal.

i love my yokai wife takane yamashiro!
>>941208794
i bought ze game also how do you feel about the new megas and how do you feel about the leaked list of the DLC megas, hopefully the second garchomp mega does him justice and not gimp his speed, mega magearna is defintley gonna be flutter mane tier cancer i bet.

i miss arland so much bros holy shit

>>941208868
Garchamp is getting a second one? I guess it makes more sense in Pokemon for brand new versions than updating stats.

>>941208868
well, the only game I've played so far that had Megas is X, and I never finished that one... So I haven't really had experience with Megas yet! So no real opinion, this'll be my actual experience with them, looking forward to Mega Gardevoir at least.

>>941208859
perhaps

>>941208871
Megas added in ORAS
>Bedrill
>pidgeot
>slowbro
>steelix
>sceptile
>swampert
>sableye
>sharpedo
>camerupt
>altaria
>glalie
>metagross
>lopunny
>latias and latios
>rayquaza
>audino
>gallade
>diancie
Megas added in the newest game Pokemon legends ZA
>clefable
>victreebell
>excadrill
>barbaracle
>starmie
>dragonite
>feraligatr
>meganium
>emboar
>scrafty
>scolipede
>chandelure
>frosslass
>elektross
>malamar
>skarmory
>chesnaught
>delphox
>greninja
>pyroar
>drampa
>falinks
>AZ's etenral flower floette
>zygarde 100 percent form
>dragalge
>hawlucha
Megas coming to the ZA dlc
>mega raichu X and Y
>mega absol Z
>mega garchomp Z
>mega lucario Z
>chimecho
>staraptor
>heatran
>darkrai
>zeraora
>magearna
>tatsugiri
>scovillian
>baxcalibur
>meowstic
>glimmora
>crabominable
>golisopod
>golurk

>>941208873
Hmm...
Well I haven't played ORAS, but I've played the original Emerald, so a bunch of those sound interesting.
I've seen videos of the Starmie, and I hate it.
I guess there's a few in that list that seem pretty interesting, like frosslass and skarmory, i'll have to check em all out in-game.

>>941208754 (OP)
I have the papers.

>>941208873
>chandelure
>skarmory
>golisopod
>golurk
Very interested in seeing these

I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife, Krul, beyond all things!!! :)
>>941208782
>What games are you all playing today?
Nothing today, but I downloaded several demos of simulation games from the steam next fest past couple days. Some were okay, some weren't. Thought about trying out ZA too, but can't be bothered lol. Maybe I'll play it at some point down the line, but I'll likely not purchase it.

I was thinking about doing a super smash bros roster with all of the fus, but there's so many that I don't think i could add them all in without forgetting a few.

>>941208754 (OP)
Nice 2011 gripe you got going there. Anime is mass produced globalized slop made for every subhuman now, it really doesn't matter what slang twitter faggots use around it

>>941208866
Do you find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile?

>>941208880
Same as it ever was.

Would this be the computer that the Yamawaro uses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D3yybnmx1g

>>941208875
is she drinking oil?

>>941208860
Heh thanks and likewise! I need more witch waifu though.

The thought of being married to a woman, even a virtual one, makes me want to vomit. I'm not even gay, I just really hate women.

>>941208884
>>941208860
cant believe halloween is coming up soon

>>941208885
Okay

>>941208859
She's not usually that size, but when she is I make sure to get my hands on her

>>941208859
Maybe the mini Towa.

>>941208883
Oxy cola

I love my beautiful bookworm Yuri!
>>941208859
Hold the mini wife!

>>941208754 (OP)
I love my wife, Annette.
>>941208782
I was testing my Deck on my TV. Buckshot Roulette didn't seem to work too well, but Brotato works, thankfully that means my Pro controller works. Now I can play RE8 on my big scr-
>Z-A comes out tomorrow
Never mind.
>>941208826
My backlog won't allow me to get into Atelier now. I have the first Ryza, but I haven't touched it yet. One day.
>>941208859
Carefully.

Cloudflare gave me a scare.
>>941208796
Tepig. I've been an Embro for a while and now I'm being vindicated.
>>941208868
>>941208873
>the new megas
Solid list. Personally I prefer G-Max designs, but I'll have to wait for Legends Galar to see them again but what's there is cool. Again, as a Barbaraclebro, I am vindicated!
>>941208882
Take me back...
>>941208860
Spooky huh-witch!

Annette's something we've hadn't seen in a while, folks. Anyway, they do it for free.

Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
..

>Banished to /b/, again
Sad, at least your thread lasted more than that last.

>>941210210
i'm with ya, bro.

i don't understand the appeal of playing as a girl in a game.

i play as a guy and i can't imagine what it would be like to play as a girl. i just don't get it.