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Anonymous No.941210007 >>941210623 >>941215986
Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquΓ­ entrΓ‘is.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order
>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives
>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence
>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged
>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own
>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot
>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things
>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you
>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void
>Nothing is eternal; neither life, neither suffering, keep trying
>Gaze up at the darkness
>Embrace oblivion
>And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b26E9TJZ9EU

Todays inquirement: Could your waifu run a marathon?
Anonymous No.941210550 >>941210729
Anonymous No.941210623
>>941210007 (OP)
i literally X everyone
Anonymous No.941210716
i made literally professional material but they hate alice more than their life and they will literally make it bad so now body makes anything because they think sacred it doesn't mean loly and it does
Anonymous No.941210729
>>941210550
Oh ma gah.ogg
Anonymous No.941210808
it's an anti fingerprint
it shows anti lolicons
Anonymous No.941211099 >>941211437
Cant wait for this thread to last 2 whole days.
Anonymous No.941211437
>>941211099
this LOL
Anonymous No.941212915
So what are you supposed to do here?
Anonymous No.941213433
hook up
Anonymous No.941215844
Anonymous No.941215986
>>941210007 (OP)
The best thing about my wife is that she is 100% committed to me. She is very devoted to her husband and family and doesn't even think about other men. This is rare for a woman nowadays. She is also very beautiful, kind and loving
Anonymous No.941216363 >>941218039
Anonymous No.941216481
Anonymous No.941217187
Anonymous No.941217762
I fucked up, woke up too early.
Anyways, claim.
Anonymous No.941217772 >>941217843
life hack: consider not waking up
Anonymous No.941217819
I've tried, it don't work.
Anonymous No.941217843 >>941217889
>6 hours ago
Come on /waifu/. Everytime i see you you're sleeping
Wake up this is prime schizo hours
OP even gave you some cool music
Get your arse into gear
>>941217772
>Objective failed
Awake and still dreaming
Anonymous No.941217861 >>941217990
try harder
Anonymous No.941217889 >>941217990
I always wake up at 6 am on the dot. Then I take a half hour nap, then I get up.
>>941217843
Punch his belly next.
Anonymous No.941217990
>>941217861
I can't believe this
Did this purple headed no sauce on his spaghetti just imply i should meet the angels
You're sick! And mustard would be better
>>941217889
It's open season
Come and try it with your marshmallow hands
Anonymous No.941218039 >>941218112
>>941216363
Beautiful
Anonymous No.941218112 >>941218160 >>941218289
>>941218039
>Beautiful
You say. Where were you 2 hours ago when they needed you!
Huh. Funny you come out now
Anonymous No.941218133
Makes me think?
Anonymous No.941218160 >>941218315
>>941218112
I was sleeping, and I'm going back to bed
Anonymous No.941218289 >>941218315
>>941218112
Lured out by femboy beauty.
Anonymous No.941218315 >>941218369
>>941218160
Ya likely story, anon
Sounds to me like your just a pervert who enjoys thumbing up pics!
>>941218289
There is no fem"boy" in this thread
Pervert
Anonymous No.941218369 >>941218477
>>941218315
Don't look at my 42K likes on Twitter then
Anonymous No.941218477 >>941218632
>>941218369
WOW
Is that all of india?
Tell me when you make it to the saudi market
I'll shower in gold then
Anonymous No.941218632 >>941218706
>>941218477
Golden shower...
Anonymous No.941218706 >>941218908
>>941218632
You get out of here!
You sick freak!
Spain isn't visiting
Anonymous No.941218908 >>941218957
>>941218706
You're the one who said it... weirdo
Anonymous No.941218957 >>941219032
>>941218908
YOU SAID IT
Don't make me green text you!
Anonymous No.941219032 >>941219103
>>941218957
Do as you like, little freak.
Anonymous No.941219103 >>941219404
>>941219032
>freak
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED TALKING ABOUT GOLDEN SHOWERS
Anonymous No.941219345
Anonymous No.941219404
>>941219103
What's this about golden showers? You're weird.
Anonymous No.941219422 >>941221086
Anonymous No.941221086
>>941219422
Clink clink clink clink clink clink
Anonymous No.941222404