Thread 941210791

celebs status go go :n

p h a t pussy

>>941210791 (OP)
Most mudshark phenotype of any celebrity

good evening /cel/!

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

bit quiet, it is

I'll kill you, Parker.

im fairly certain im dying

>>941211618
no troy

>>941211618
troink post kys

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>941212302
excellent tummy selection (I am a tummy sommelier)

I'll kill you, Parker.

>>941212302
choli i really dont feel good, ive never been this bad with my drinking before, I dont think im ok

>>941212742
perhaps you should seek medical attention

>>941211432
That is the most stereotypical Jew that I have ever seen.

where is allison?

>>941212902
yeah doesnt that cost money

>>941212983
I keep telling you, he died

>>941212983
He went to take part in the Anti ICE riots in Chicago. When he got off the bus, he was immediately attacked and killed by a band if howling niggers.

when i can actually manage to piss it smells like straight ethanol. And its like...thick?

>>941213121
You are in End Stage Renal Failure.

>>941213165
what the hell is renal? serious question

mac n cheese time

>>941211337
you just know

>>941212399
based
>>941212742
thats not good bro

>>941213186
It means your kidneys.

>>941213190
you best be putting Tabasco or cholula in it brocky

>>941213206
Are there nudes of her?

>>941213217
oh ok, thanks house, thats nothing new

>>941213206
yeah tell me about it, dying isnt really fun, thanks for posting my favorite charli Pic though

>>941213256
boobs

>>941213242
no, im adding some kelbasa tho

>>941213334
*kielbasa
thats fine, not a hot sauce fan?

Sister online now, register free

abre.ai/sister-online

>>941213370
I literally want those shoes

>>941213256
just those tit pics
>>941213293
stop drinking bro

>>941213314
>>941213412
Ok ty

>>941213412
I did, it got too late, im probably just being a drama queen and need to take my ass to sleep

>>941213360
i don't have any atm i ran out, i love hot sauce

>>941213486
YOU'RE the emilia poster? What kinds do you like?

>>941213448
np bro. enjoy some sexy charlis
>>941213477
okay good. go catch some sleep bro

>>941213521
one of them lmao. I like all kinds i just ran out of this scotch bonnet hot sauce i really liked :(

>>941213591
i lost track are you early or late?

>>941213570
as much as I'd love to discuss hot sauces with you my brain hurts and im out, please dont ever drink, its nothing but bad

>>>/pol/519010282

Hey vaxxies. Sucks to be you in oct 2025. Tick tock

>>941213660
>hair loss
lol

>>941213628
I want to cum deep inside her unprotected womb

>>941213651
I haven't drank in 3 years don't plan on drinking anytime soon. take it easy bro.

>>941213591
>imagine covering your face in diarrhea
fetishes sure are a thing I guess

>>941213741
alice please

>>941213718
half my friends in their mid 20s are bald im not sure if its vax related but they did just recently tell everyone the truth about autism being related to vaccines i hope its nothing

>>941213802
I have autism because of Tylenol, apparently, who cares anymore, sand causes autism sure

>>941213731
Tight and horny

>>941213660
Wtf

>>941213849
fecal transplant seems to reduce symptoms remining could be psycosymatic.
>put it in your ass.

would u let chloe moretz poop on you??

>>941213942
It's best to reciece fecal transplants fresh and orally

>>941213991
On;y if it's directly into my mouth

>>941213632
early or late to what?

>>941213734
same

>>941213991
No

>>941213852
Such a babe

Gava! The Princess Belle Delphine was
having a very bad day!

Spillie time

>>941214886
Affairs south of the Wei river were
upsetting the princess' labo!

black magic

I'll kill you, Parker.

>>941214948
This is peak Millie

>>941215015
imagine that bush

>>941215055
Would love for her to have a big ol’ muff

>>941215055
Millie's a professional whore, monthly waxings

Agus Padilla

I'll kill you and eat your skin, Parker.

CHOLI WHY BRO

>>941215015
So fucking good

Anyone with TSwift, Olivia Rodrigo, or Sabrina Carpenter, Dm. Real or AI
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de48e6a684c96758ace7746d2
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dude looks like a lady is the greatest song ever penned

Best comeback?

>>941216953

Madonna & Miley have both shown off their pusy's multiple times so they win.

I-I k-k-know l-lots o-of g-guys c-can't f-find a-a celeb l-lady l-like m-mine...

>>941216911
Holy based

Phimosis.

Herman Miller chair.

Choli?

I think Choli is being forced to join in on the fisting of Jacob's mother. He won't stop crying.

>>941211558
we all are buddy

>>941213718
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

>>941218234
what

>>941218285
What does your mom's cunt smell like?

>>941218250
I've still got the crusted tidemark around my elbow

>>941218285
Can you please google:
effective ingredient in tylenol and paracetamol

it's acetaminophen

>>941218014
jacobs stool

>>941218346
He said ibuprofen and Tylenol, dumbshit

>>941218346
all i said was i googled it. i really don't care either way, babs. i didn't mean any ill will.

>>941218425
Both harm the liver and his liver is already damaged

>>941218448
they only harm the liver at high doses lmao

>>941218427
Remember how people told you again and again to ignore bd at the start, and how things turned out?
Babs is not as retarded, but you should ignore him too

also the original argument was tylenol and ibuprofen. those two are not the same.

>>941218425
so did babs, babs is just changing it to paracetamol now, but I guess babs is retarded enough to forget archives exist.

>>941218427
No worries
>>941218425
Huh, must have been more drunk than I thought. I stand corrected. Still bad for the liver and his liver is pretty fucked.

>>941218448
Mixing otc painkillers with different active ingredients is common practice in most countries that are hesitant to prescribe the stronger, but addictive, stuff

>>941218448
>>941218458
consistent use of acetaminophen causes liver damage, kidney damage and reduces capacity for empathy
consistent use of ibuprofen causes a variety of stomach disorders and kidney problems, especially cysts.

I must have really hurt someone's feelings. All that drama in an online jerk off thread, lmao

>>941218508
:DD

>>941218540
>consistent use of acetaminophen causes liver damage
only if you take a fuck ton a day, if youre taking even 3 or 4 a day it won't cause damage. Tylenol is one of the safest drugs on the planet when taken withing recommended ranges

>>941218568
You're up pretty late. What's keeping you from dreamland?

>>941218552
you're the one that started it you fucking retard, now you're trying to backpedal after being proven wrong

You brought it up, shitforbrains
You got schooled, now shit the fuck down

>>941218552
>All that drama in an online jerk off thread, lmao
>He says after starting the drama
Every time

>>941218597
The post is was related to the medication. I already admitted I was wrong. You are trying to make this into a big deal because your life is very sad and empty.
I was wrong about something, so what? You made this into a "don't talk to him".
Oh boy I must live rent free in your mind.

>>941218594
the worlds tournament for league of legends just started this week and it's in china this year so the games don't start til like midnight :/
you on your way to work or what bro?

>>941218603
NTA but how is it drama when you admit fault and move on?

jacob's bladder

>>941218654
Still on vacation. Enjoying some time in Italy rn. After this week it will be a very stressful 10 months. Maybe interrupted by a short christmas vacation.

>>941218642
>You made this into a "don't talk to him".
That wasn't even me, lmao. You came in here to try and win an argument from yesterday and ended up looking like a moron, then backpedaled and said others were the ones starting drama. Fuck off.

>>941218654
>league of legends
>wrestling
>gooks
>hags
>ethots
What went wrong that made you this way, man? xD

Babs travels the world inside his mind and never has to leave that chair

>>941218656
ask yourself this, why bring it up in the first place

>>941218700
oooooo nice! hope you have a fun vacation :DD
>>941218725
who knows. i like what i like, bro.

>>941218709
>I am not him, totally someone else
>It is not me definitely not
You won the internet argument. You are correct totally unrelated Anon. What more do you want you big crybaby? For me to keep interacting with you because you are starved for attention?
>>941218745
It's a cloudy day, but yeah pretty nice so far. I hope your favourite team wins.

BEADY EATS DOG POOP

SchizO'Clock

Severin at his finest

>>941218846
>everyone who argues against me or insults me is the same person
You realise you sound like Troy at his worst, right?

>>941218846
Stop being such a smug little bitch all the time and maybe more people would want to interact with you.

>>941218846
It's shameful how badly the world upscale is regarded in today's world. Deservedly so I guess..

I have seen - not just good - but fucking phenomenally great AI upscales of images that do a great job of genuinely enhancing the original image in a way I can't even believe is possible.

The problem is no one on the fucking internet can do them properly.

>>941218846
unfortunately my favorite team (T1) lost today. they won yesterday tho so they're 1-1 in the bracket which is decent!!!

>>941218898
This tbh
>>941218916
I admitted that I am wrong and you keep trying to gain some form of leverage to try and tilt me. It's getting boring tbh. What difference does it make who you are? You clearly have some dishonest motive and not posting images. That makes you functionally the same - and you most likely are.

>>941218981
What was your motive for bringing it up in the first place, id love to hear your totally not dishonest motives.

>>941218952
They will keep winning from here on out.
>>941218934
Alright, you assume I want to win anyone over that I am not already on friendly terms with. I'll bite. How was I smug? How can I avoid it in the future?

>>941218981
OK, I'll break it down for you, because you might be hangover
Yesterday, yoy made a wrong claim and were corrected. End of story
Today, you came in trying to falsely claim superior knowledge. That's annoying and you were corrected again
Then, you half assed (I was drunk ex dee dee) admitted you were wrong, then immediately made a drama remark when there was none except from you
Herr it is
>>941218508 your comment
>>941218523 just a fact
>>941218540 just another fact
>>941218552 your comment again
So, you are doubling down because more than one person called out your bullshit and, even though you were wrong and admitted it, you need to feel somehow superior by making up scenarios in your mind about a boogeyman that is out to get you

>>941218588
even taking the recommended dosage daily will fuck a nigger up in the long term
in bongland there' even a limit of how many packs you can buy, 2 max

>>941219026
Bringing what up? The tylenol paracetamol thing when it was actually Ibuprofen?
I passed out from being too drunk yesterday and then did not read it properly this morning.
What do I have to gain by trying to misrepresent an easily fact checked argument? I just didn't pay attention to what was being said. My bad.

>>941219040
You came in here thinking you were right about something you were wrong about, that in itself is being smug.

>>941219088
that doesn't really answer my question, why did you bring it up.

>>941219107
To be completely honest, I seriously doubt he is selfaware enough to know the actual answer to that

>>941219095
Fair enough >>941219088
>>941219081
Could it have been that I was just wrong, lazy and didn't fact check my statement? Now you made this huge deal out of a nothingburger? Tell me how that is not drama.
My concern was for Chad's health - while I dont like him I dont want him to hurt himself.
Sure I made a mistake, but you blew it up into a big deal. Did you assume that I was being malicious? That's what I dont understand.

>>941219107
>>941219160

They are posting Charli in cjo too. There is no escape from that uggo....

For the sake of brevity - since I have to go. I am sorry for having had a fit of retardation. If that hurt anyone's feelings then I want to apologize.

>>941219160
whatever dude, you still didn't answer the question.

>>941219263
What was the question

>>941219254
But you *are*, Babs! You *are* in that chair!

>>941219087
>>941219087
>even taking the recommended dosage daily
not true at all

>>941219282
is, tho

>>941219280
why bring it back up

>>941219235
apologies. i'll post gaeul if that makes you feel better

>>941219300
Cause I passed out mid conversation the day before.

>>941219290
no it's not, tylenol is one of the most researched drugs on the planet.

>>941219307
why can't you just say "I wanted to be right"

>>941219303
I refuse to believe you do not like a single attractive celebrity. Me thinks you do it on purpose
I suppose they are not as repulsive as the ones snlfag used to post. Not most of them, at least

>>941219351
okay sorry for trying to appease you.

>>941219317
Sure I wanted to be right but I wasn't intentionally and maliciously misrepresenting the argument. I was just having a fit of retardation.
I hope that helps clear it up for you, but I really have to go now.
Cu

This motherfucker got spoiled for a week while he was sick and now he whines like a little bitch after 10 minutes in his crate, fml

>>941219400
The mind is a terrible thing to taste

>>941219371
>>941219371
you really can't help being a smug little bitch can you. jesus christ you're insufferable

>>941219416
How is that smug?

>>941219431
>I hope that helps clear it up for you

as a homoaner

>>941219366
Apology accepted

>>941219446
You have to take what you can get. I did not expect him to make an apology in the first place.

>>941219479
its all fake lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gh_6-U-x34
hanni before bed

CHOLI PLEASE BRO

>>941219478
No clue. I don't even know who these people are.

gngn everyone have a good day

>>941219681
gngn

hey i'm back niggers
let's fuck

i want everybody to fuck me in my ass right now

k i'm dead now
i literally just killed myself
bye

>>941220660
it'd be like chucking a sausage up an alleyway

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
.

>>941221468
can i borrow some money?

I see her posted here and it's the same ol 2-3 pics and webms, no hate just need more variety

>>941221720
>>941221857
I agree, too lazy to source tho

>>941222118
Niiiice

Whenever i think we've found the bottom, apparently we keep digging

>>941210791 (OP)
uhm she has a wife

>>941222407
>>941222556
This Young Republican has clogged more than his share of toilets.

>>941222792
>Beady to Allison as they fist Jacob's mother

>>941222823
The Young Republican "scandal" is the funniest shit ever. What 20-year old is going full tilt R these days? A racist one or a rich one. And the rich ones don't need those pageboy jobs. I bet there's a thousand group texts that got quickly deleted when that news story broke

>>941223141
It's just more glow ops and hey rabbis

>>941223091
Is his mom dead?

whole lotta arguing not enough mommy

...

>>941223351
>>941223756
true

>>941223801
god's own truth

I can't stop samefagging.

>>941223839
nice feet

My filenames keep the sadness hidden.

Look at every single thing I post, but don't you ever fucking see me.

>>941223966
you noticed that huh

I tell myself I'm doing it ironically.

>>941224071
i always notice

>>941224099
sooo pretty

>>941224171
some of the prettiest

>>941224214
i mean just LOOK

>>941224357
omg...holy moly

>>941224410
i love her lil toes

>>941224527
she and her lil toes are perfect

>>941210791 (OP)
I've be naughty,
I need her to sit on my face

Poor Chuck.

>>941224578
she looks so yummy

>>941224728
you should get your cock out and do lewd things to it while looking at her

>>941224805
i think i just might

>>941224728
big fan of her squinty eye smiles

>>941224946
good...

>>941224946
What movie was this from?

>>941225038
just realized i have no pics of her soles wtf

>>941224946
>>941224805
Why do you do this every day?

>>941225137
she didnt show em very much :(

>>941225209
fuck /b/ro i'm heartbroken

Umm... Any rare pics of hers? I'm looking for some rare ones

>>941225305
Got a rare gif here

>>941225304
same bro, such a shame

>>941225404
wait how could i forget this one

>>941225501
i think thats one of the one ones!!

>>941225568
definitely gonna have to cum to that one

>>941225638
mommy deserves it

>>941225727
mommy makes me cum so hard

>>941225809
of course she does..

new
>>941225880
>>941225880
>>941225880

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