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Anonymous No.941214800 [Report] >>941215004 >>941215005 >>941215007 >>941215562 >>941216070 >>941217789 >>941220114 >>941223168 >>941225314
Riddley Scott strikes again. It's so fucking on. Just go watch S01E01; Nuff said.

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Anonymous No.941214894 [Report]
literally the worst show ever made
Anonymous No.941215004 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
I noped out when I saw the black dude was in charge and the stupid android thing could jump off a 1000-foot cliff like a marvel character.
Anonymous No.941215005 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
Aliens aren't real
Anonymous No.941215007 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
didn't they learn from ::barf:: prometheus to fuck off with this dumb shit?
Anonymous No.941215562 [Report] >>941216107
>>941214800 (OP)
If you arent really observant or thoughful, sure, it's okay. But if you have an IQ above 105, this show wont cut it. If you have the life experience of someone in their mid twenties, you wont enjoy it. If you are not all that bright and really immature and havent been around much... oh! Hands down, totally a great show.
Anonymous No.941215753 [Report]
Only good part was Kirsch, the rest is utter dogshit
Anonymous No.941216070 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
Once Stinkfist™ started playing, I was totally sold on. I'm totally biased and I don't give a single flying fuck, it was fun. I'm right and you are wrong, fuck any nigger who says otherwise.
Anonymous No.941216107 [Report]
>>941215562
>If you arent really observant or thoughful, sure, it's okay. But if you have an IQ above 105, this show wont cut it. If you have the life experience of someone in their mid twenties, you wont enjoy it. If you are not all that bright and really immature and havent been around much... oh! Hands down, totally a great show.
Anonymous No.941216121 [Report]
To the left
To the left
Everything i own
In a box to the left
Anonymous No.941216153 [Report]
>If you arent really observant or thoughful, sure, it's okay. But if you have an IQ above 105, this show wont cut it. If you have the life experience of someone in their mid twenties, you wont enjoy it. If you are not all that bright and really immature and havent been around much... oh! Hands down, totally a great show.
Anonymous No.941216928 [Report]
Dump trannies in landfills
Anonymous No.941217789 [Report] >>941217829 >>941219276 >>941225736
>>941214800 (OP)
LMFAO! If you aren't a shill for that douchebag Ridley Scott, then you are one dumbass motherfucker if you actually like anything he has done (ruined) with the Alien series, and especially Alien Earth. The story is dry as fuck, going nowhere, completely disjunct, and for fucking retards. Here's an example. Scientist sits dead on beach for days, dumb alien eye (somehow) walks around making massive steps for miles (and the brain in that eye is the size of a pea, so it is dumb, not smart, cranial capacity is directly related to intelligence, dumbass), yet the eye somehow attaches to the long-dead scientist and somehow defies the laws of physics and biology and reanimates a rigor mortis, nerve-dead, brain-dead, completely anoxic, braindead, organ-failed body and it gets up and starts walking . . . cuz pea-brain eye can defy the laws of physics and biology and common sense.

THIS is how retarded this Alien Earth show is. Fucking horrible. The acting is also some of the absolute worst I've ever seen anywhere. Could they not afford to pay any real actors? Just D-level movie that couldn't even make the silver screen it was so bad.
Anonymous No.941217829 [Report]
this >>941217789
well analyzed

alien earth and literally everything that arrogant fuck ridley scott has ever done has been unwatchable, unless you're a retard who can't common sense
Anonymous No.941219276 [Report]
>>941217789
This is a masterpiece.

The fact that this was made so soon after the collapse of the soviet union is so fascinating to me. I can't think of a better way to represent the Cold War than through the eyes of someone who was born into it.
Anonymous No.941220114 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
Ridley scott was never good, just lucky that he was partenered with actual genius that understand his movies better than him
Anonymous No.941220152 [Report]
Hello /qa/ i noticed you around today.....timing tells us that most of you are europeans, interstating, also you are fighting an invisible enemy, the people posting blacked and tranny shit are also trolls
Anonymous No.941223168 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
Isn't it supposed to be really bad? I've only heard shitty things about it. I stopped paying attention to the franchise after 3, and when they made AvP PG-13. It peaked with Aliens IMO.
Anonymous No.941225314 [Report]
>>941214800 (OP)
>Just go watch S01E01; Nuff said.
no, Alien has been a dead franchise for over 30 years, every time they try and bring it back it's worse than the last time
much like Star Wars, there's no reason to watch any of new content ever again
Anonymous No.941225736 [Report]
>>941217789
Lmao. That sounds terrible.