Thread 941216778

g/fur

>>941216796
You can use it as a sauce to put on things or use it while cooking or dip something into it. You can even use it as a base to start a marinade.

I saw Evil Dead for the first time when I was 8 years old. I grew up watching horror films, the old Universal Monster Movies, Alien, Halloween, etc. We actually went to see The Blair Witch Project in theaters in 1999.

No, I said you can have a slice of this cake.

I don't care how he looks. When it comes to dudes who are way younger than me I am uncomfortable with that kind of thing. I see them as basically children and it turns me off completely.

>>941216778 (OP)
One smug hoofer.

>>941216903
Oh yeee, it'll come in handy for the wings I wanna make on the weekend.
I was a little more sheltered from such films, had to wait until I was home alone to raid the VHS box. I remember mom made such a fuss about how horrifying Silence of the Lambs was so I was really eager to watch it, I didn't last 20 minutes before I put on Terminator. My favorites were the Nightmare on Elm Street films.
The only "horror" movie I watched in cinemas was Freddy vs. Jason. I'm kinda sad I didn't go see the screening of TCM and The Shining a few months ago.
Would've loved to see Blair Witch Project there, sure creeped me out a few times. Still all I can think about when hearing that title is the crazy marketing campaign they pulled off.
>No, I said you can have a slice of this cake.
I have proof of you calling me a slice. And it looks like you also told me to fuck myself!
Jokings aside, you know I would a slice. But would you really not mind getting something shoved up your ass while asleep?
Oh he looks fine! Nah I get what you mean and I sure have my limits as well. I dunno... maybe just a tiny chomp.

>>941217218
He needs a tongue punch in the fart box

>>941217752
That's uhhh one way to put it, sure.

>>941217752
You gonna make a teriyaki to toss the wings in?

I eas never a big fan of Freddy or Jason. Even the Halloween movies didn't really do much for me. Just a random murderer, either a spooky retard in a normal mask or a crispy pedo were very frightening or interesting to me. I liked Leatherface. Big chainsaw, ate people, and his masks were made of human skin, what's not to love? I have seen a couple of horror movies in theaters. I prefer to watch them at home. Unless it's a big spectacle movie I would rather just watch it on my own. We actually used to have a recording of one of the "Blaire Witch documentaries" they produced and aired on television to promote the film.

I am quite tired so thought I was saying you could have a slice of my cake.
>you really not mind getting shoved up your ass while asleep?
Not in the slightest. I have had someone inside me while I fell asleep before. I would love a dom who treated me like I was literally just there to be used regardless of consent.

You'll do what you want to do, but I have lines I don't cross for any reason.

>>941218297
hooba

>>941218494
Hmm yes
https://youtu.be/8lICkANAwU8?si=jUq0ZXNXiE3xerdK

If you’re in this thread you’re gay.

>>941218675
skinny you need a sammich

>>941218692
D: too far

>>941218735
Don't understand

>>941218788
uwu

>>941218842
Can you post more? I got something in my hand

>>941218960
Shouldn’t it be in this instead?

>>941219024
Maybe a burger, cmon you little tease show me more than booty

>>941218249
A blepper in the brapper
Un blepe in le crepe
Ein Blep in's Mett
OK OK I stop now

>>941218403
Apparently they also sell mirin but they also sell Kikkoman teriyaki sauce so I might just use that?
Really not sure yet what kinda marinade to do or use.
I liked the slashers then altho I was never into Halloween at all, with Freddy I always liked his comedic attitude and all the creative kills. Also he wasn't a pedo, just a psycho child killer. That one remake which I don't care for made him an actual pedo. Leatherface was my favorite dude to draw.
Jason is just Jason, gotta admit that he at least managed to turn a stupid hockey mask into something pretty damn iconic. I have a soft spot for Jason X
Cinema horror films can be fun for the audience experience, at least it seems really fun when I watch some audience reactions.
But doing things in private is of course preferable most of the time.

I understood, just dumbing around for the lulz.
The thought of doing that does get me mad bonerized but I can't help put myself into the bottom position here because I'd totally absolutely hate it heh.
I'll gift him some chains and however he wants to thank me shall be alright with me, worst case I'll just leave my socks on.

>>941218675
>>941218842
ooh I bet it jiggles well

>>941219061
Rrrrf! Some puppy chub.

>>941219074
It does jiggle a lot. :3c

>>941219222
>>941219267
>>941219274
Good boy now eat my cum

>>941219074
Teriyaki sauce is different from soy sauce. It has soy sauce in it, but it also has a bunch of other stuff and has a more limited use than soy sauce. If you want teriyaki sauce on n your wings go for it, but I still recommend getting a bottle of soy sauce to eat with other things as well.

Michael Meyers was kind of scary in the first one since he was just a mindless killer, but overall the movie was boring. Freddy was too goofy for my tastes. Jason was just Michael Meyers with a tragic backstory™. I saw Alien Resurrection in theaters, The Blaire Witch Project in theaters, and the first Evil Dead remake they did in theaters. I went opening weekend, the theater was packed with people, and my friends and I decided to sit rigjt down near the door so we could watch people walking out of it. Think I told you about that, right? Lotta folks with their little kids there who didn't realize the movie was going to be that gory amd so left.

Sure, but you want to be the fellow who uses people not the fellow who is used. I want to be used. That's the fun of a dom/sub dumynamic.

I would never gift a stranger something. You're liable to get treated as a disgusting pervert and stalker around these parts if you do something like that. We have a pretty big thing of not flirting with people trying to do their jobs here and if you do then you're generally not appreciated and treated/viewed with suspicion. Also it's bad to fuck a child, and at my age someone in their early 20s is still a child to me.

I'm going puke

>>941219336
I do need to gargle cum bad lately...Hope I helped though! Won't keep derailing the gfur lmao.

>>941219442
Well it looks like you're into anorexia anyway! :3

>>941218297
Yummmm
Love the teeth on his neck, nice little detail.

>>941219074
>OK OK I stop now
Please do!
But not posting.

Trap thread anons escaping cuz g/fur better
Posers…

shes happy

taking stock of your own beautiful potential

you have no idea what she is capable of

>>941219648
>>941219678
>>941219746
>>941219802
Er Erhm this is a Gay thread

>>941219813
those are all he/him

Here follows the spam of trap threads time to filter anons

>>941219813
those are faghags, best friends of the gay man

Politically loaded questions and sticking out like a sore thumb

Mmm, apples and cheese and cured neats.

>>941220163
Did you try brunost?
My relative keeps suggesting getting me a dog, it’s hard not to say yes

>>941220210
I have not, no. I am eating the cheese I got before. I realize I don't really like gouda. What kind of dog?

>>941220247
Gouda is good though so sweet and good
They kept saying A pretty dog.

>>941219267
>>941219274
Oh goodness gracious, now that's jiggle.
Well done!

>>941219357
I think I'll get plain soy sauce, it's more versatile.
The highlight of Halloween was Dr. Loomis for me, I really like Donald Pleasence. And the music is just great throughout.
Hehe ye you told me about the screening of the Evil Dead remake
>"oh let's take the kids to this film called Evil Dead and doesn't that poster just look so adorable?"
I don't know man, lesson learned I hope. Stoopid eediots.

I do want to use and abuse but afterwards I make it all right with cuddles and smooches.
Ye I know about that situation but it's very different here. Also I wouldn't call it flirting, what he did was flirting.
Whatever, I'm still kinda sick and finally wanna start and finish another project that has plagued my mind for way too long now so all that is pretty far away.
If he still lives with his parents I'm the fuck outta there.

>>941219442
Yeyeye, I can hear you jerk off

>>941219582
I can do that!

me when

>>941220278
You could get both. Get the teriyaki for the wings and get soy sauce for everything else.

Donald Oleasance was great, yes. His episode of Columbo is, like, the only one I really enjoyed. Hopefully they didn't learn their lesson and took their kids to see other extremely gory horror movies to traumatize them further.

The use and avuse to me is what it's all about. I need no aftercare at all.

If he is young enough to still be living with his parents then he is too young to fuck.

>>941220269
I don't like sweet cheeses. I tried a smoked gouda before and found it revolting so I figured I'd try an aged but non-smoked kind. While I did not find it revolting I did not like it.

A pretty dog? What the hell does thst mean? Like, a yorky or pomeranian?

>>941220462
I tried to get into Columbo but it's not my thing.
Have you seen Wake in Fright 1971? Great aussie film with Pleasence as a really disgusting but really well done character.
By now those kids are probably watching Terrifier back to back while jerking off.

>>941220643
Columbo is alright, not my favorite cop show. My favorite would be The Wire. Unless we're including FBI agents then it would be X-Files.

I have not. Beyond the Mad Max films and Crocodile Dundee 2 I am wholly unfamiliar with Australian cinema.

I don't know what Terrifier is and I don't understand why they would be masturbating back to back while watching it.

>>941220278
>I can do that!
Mmm good!
>Twinkle-sez
I like Ramp.

I try to be nice to him, I really do, but that guy is seriously mentally ill
all he can think about is someone fucking him, and thinks that me trying to get him to get help must mean that I want to fuck him
idk why I bother trying to reason with unreasonable people

>>941220407
Hoober

>>941221316
The reason he's angry at me is said I had to, like, impress him to make me worthy of his attention and I said I politely declined which sent him into a rage.

>>941221374
hoobmaxxing

>>941221380
he is a textbook narcissist and/or bipolar
sometimes I just don't know what to do with people like that because he's so far gone that he can't even have a normal conversation, and just lashes out at everyone for literally nothing
he's genuinely delusional, and it's kinda fuckin sad

>>941221454
Just do what I do and ignore him. You can't save everyone. And some people don't want to be saved.

>>941221498
I do, but I got really high last night and wanted to see how he'd react if he didn't know it was me
I don't know what I was expecting

>>941220879
Still haven't watched The Wire, my roomy was pestering me about watching it for a while. I liked Miami Vice but the formula became stale rather quick.
Did you watch all 9 seasons of X-Files? I think I never watched much past season 5, that story was just getting too damn convoluted.
I also didn't like how they moved from Vancouver to LA, it felt off.
The aussies make weird movies, Wake in Fright is one of their best. For aussie horror people like Lake Mungo but I'm not one of them.
Also Dogtown Murder something something, I didn't get it.
The Wolf Creek movies and TV show is where you go for aussie horror.
The Terrifier movies are just gorefests without much sense, made for people who'd jerk off over gore.
One of those flicks actually has some funny scenes and I guess th character of Art the clown is interesting. The actor is an actual pantomime/clown guy so he got the clown mannerism thing down which is fun to watch.

>>941221218
Yeee Twinkle-sez is great altho I do find he draws his dicks a little... eh dunno, boring? Simple? Samey?
Not complaining tho, one might as well say consistent.
Also yaaay Ramp fanclub, who's bringing the donuts?

>>941221530
He's an asshole, plain and simple. Take John Waters's advice and avoid assholes.

>>941221554
The Wire is so damn good.

I watched up until the introduced Doggett whoch was season 8, skipped season 8 and 9, started watching season 10, then got distracted with some other bullshit and never finished season 10 or 11. I have seen both movies though. Oh, and the first X-Files movie we went and saw in theaters. C-Files was a big thing in my family. We were allowed to stay up late as little children to watch it when it came on.

Oh, I did see Babadook and Relic. Those are both Australian films. Relic was really good.

Gore for gore's sake is kind of boring. You gotta gimme a good story with it. Even if the story is pretty bare bones like Zombi 2. Uh, there's an island, zombies started wandering around, ladys gotta go there to try and find her dad. Boom, good enough, ladies get your titties out and zombies sharpen your teeth cause it's time to fight a shark.

>>941221439
Yes

>>941216778 (OP)
granny furry pussy, right?

>>941221789
Roomy told me about Omar and his shenanigans and how the stories of the real life guy are even more insane.
The new X-Files seasons are not very welcome amongst fans, I never watched them myself. I alway Right, Babadook. That one is supposedly pretty good, haven't seen it but the whole monster thing was about mental illness I believe.
Did you hear about Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein? It should release in the US right about now, got a pretty nice rating already.

>>941221940
GET THAT HAGGARD SHIT OUTTA MY FACE GAH!!
*swatswat*