>>941218784 (OP)
and that's my HONEST ANSWER
100% REAL TALK
if I was in the same room with her, I'd point at you, and tell her "that's the masturbating lonely weirdo who pointed you out to me"
And she would be like "EEWWWW"
And I'd be like "I know, right? him and his lonely little chair" as I pulled out a bag of really high grade indica and rolled a doobie on her coffee table
And I would take my shoes off because nothing demonstrates your comfort more than removing your shoes
letting her know I don't plan on going anywhere anytime soon, just getting comfortable
AND SHE WOULD RIP YOU TO PIECES
she and I would laugh our asses off
how you sit there in that chair
day after day after day after day
Mind numbing night after mind numbing night
months turning into years
And there you sit
staring at your lonely little effeminate childish masturbation box
playing with your penis
trying to tickle yourself down there
The lonely pathetic unemployed excuse for a man
SHE AND I WOULD HIT IT OFF!!
because we would both be disgusted with you
