Thread 941224053

Lana Rhoades thread!

Let's discuss the career of former pornstar Lana Rhoades.

When do you think her kid will eventually find out about her past?

She fucks niggers

To me, she doesn't exist

I'm using double-spacing to annoy you

>>941224083
>She fucks niggers
Absolutely vile

>>941224053 (OP)
literally who?

I can't believe you know the names of these stupid irrelevant prostitutes

You seem to think they're somehow 'stars'

Your sexual desperation has got the better of you, hasn't it little boy?

SHE'S UGLY...
THE PROSTITUTE IN THE PHOTOGRAPH
IS UGLY AS SHIT....

AND YOU KNOW HER NAME?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

okay, let's just start at the beginning... today is a work day

Yes, yes... That's right.. here we go again

TODAY IS A WORK DAY

YOU ARE AN ADULT MALE

INSTEAD OF WORKING
You create EMBARRASSING threads
In which you BRAG ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GET ANY PUSSY

You literally BRAG about having to resort to embarrassing pornography

You are unwittingly BRAGGING about being a sniveling fucking COWARD

an unemployed lonely coward who's terrified of even trying

SO HE PLAYS WITH HIS LITTLE PEE PEE
WHILE HE WATCHES HIDEOUS PROSTITUTES

ON HIS PATHETIC LITTLE MASTURBATION BOX

HAHAHAHAHA
Your father literally should have wrapped a piano wire around your neck as soon as your head popped out of your mother's wretched hole

there would be no need to cut the umbilical cord because I would have already bludgeoned you with a an $11 hammer from home Depot

I can't believe your parents allowed you to continue living

>>941224053 (OP)

she's literally
UGLY AS FUCK!


she looks like some kind of skank that would clean the bathrooms at a waffle House

SHE'S UGLY AS SHIT

You are an extremely desperate little man, aren't you?

>>941224053 (OP)

lol you desperate chump

You actually know her name?
hahahahahahahahaha

God DAMN, dude ......
It's so easy to get pussy, dude....

You must be THE biggest fucking coward

what's your dysfunction?
Why are you sexually dysfunctional?

EVEN STUPID NIGGERS CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET PUSSY

I thought you considered yourself to be rather intelligent..

WHAT IS YOUR DYSFUNCTION?

>>941224053 (OP)
And you're the guy who keeps fixating on "their kids finding out about their past"

In fact, I saw you in here fantasizing about harassing them by contacting their children and telling them what their mothers did

You've got some really bizarre psychology

So it's not surprising you don't have a job

HOW ARE THE DISABILITY BENEFITS WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

ARE YOU AWARE THAT'S NOT REALLY DISABILITY?

THAT'S ACTUALLY WELFARE...
HOW'S THE WELFARE WORKING OUT FOR YOU, YOU LAZY FUCKING STUPID NIGGER?

>>941224053 (OP)

by the way, I like this one >>941224352 better than yours

>>941224053 (OP)

I can't wait for them to cut your welfare money off

It's coming soon, I promise!!
they are going to cut your welfare "benefits", and you'll have no choice but to get off your lazy fucking ass once and for all, and learn how to earn an earnest dollar with your own hands...

And you won't have any time to sit around fantasizing bullshit like this

because you'll be busy flipping hamburgers, you stupid fucking nigger

you'll do whatever they tell you to do, You white pale nigger

You will have a choice in the matter

YOUR MONTHLY 'PITY MONEY' IS ABOUT TO END

and nobody has any pity for you, whatsoever

bitch

you'll either flip hamburgers or sleep in a stairwell, you worthless piece of shit

IT WILL BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

>>941224187
>>941224204
>>941224290
>>941224322
Maximum Oversperg!
>samefagging THIS hard

>>941224503
>doesn't know what samefagging is

So you don't know how to get pussy
You don't have a job
You're apparently not looking for a job

So you're obviously comfortable not working

Not being able to support yourself

Even with that welfare money, that's not enough to support yourself so you're still living with your mother I would assume

You're not paying the bills, that's for damn sure

AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SAMEFAGGING?

....... is there anything that you aren't terrible at?

I mean actually knowing "ANGELA RHODES" God damn name is embarrassing as fuck

she's ugly as shit

she's so fucking ugly and irrelevant

AND YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HER NAME?

That's embarrassing as shit, dude
If you ever told a woman "I like Angela Rhodes porn a lot" IT WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER

THE COWARD WHO'S TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

That would make you look so fucking weird

telling a woman the names of your favorite pornstars HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

And then you could tell her about your welfare benefits

BUT THOSE AREN'T NEARLY AS EMBARRASSING AS "NOT KNOWING THE DEFINITION OF SAMEFAGGING"

Not knowing what samefagging means is probably THE most embarrassing part of all

>>941224503

of course you're not the only cowardly masturbating lonely unemployed loser with the ladies on this website...


BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SAMEFAGGING MEANS !!!!

You are quite literally an IDIOT!!

SAMEFAGGING has absolutely nothing to do with leaving multiple posts

You stupid fucking dysfunctional adult male moron who can't figure out how to attract a woman to have sex with him

You consider yourself to be intelligent

But there are down syndrome bag boys who figured out how to get a down syndrome girlfriend

TELL ME ABOUT ANGELA RHODES AGAIN, ROMEO

TELL ME ABOUT HIDEOUS UGLY GARBAGE CAN ANGELA RHODES

>>941224503

okay... I'm going to help you... alright?

All right sunshine? instead of making fun of you I AM GOING TO HELP YOU...

It's not fair for me to point a finger and ridicule somebody who's simply retarded so let me help you:

SAMEFAGGING = when one person pretends to be two or more people, usually by engaging themselves in a conversation

It has nothing to do with me leaving MULTIPLE POSTS

I can create as many comments as I'd like, and it will never be same fagging, unless I am pretending to be two or more people

And I never pretend to be two or more people. Never. Never

I'm just me
I'm just one person
MAKING LOTS AND LOTS OF COMMENTS

But that will never be considered samefagging until I start pretending to be more than one person

hence the prefix SAME
you'll never see me pretending to be more than one person

But I'm not done helping you yet

to be continued

>>941224503

THE BEST HELPING HAND YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED (although you will refuse to accept it because of fear and ego)

I CAN TEACH YOU EXACTLY HOW TO HAVE A HOT ASS GIRLFRIEND THIS TIME NEXT WEEK....

You don't even have to wait an entire week...
It's Thursday. If you followed my instructions, you could have a really pretty girlfriend by this weekend...

a smart girl.. pretty and intelligent and funny.. witty... insightful...

It would give you an entirely new lease on life

BUT YOU CREATED A PRISON OF MASTURBATION

AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR OWN PRISON

I could teach you how to destroy your prison

And how to have a beautiful intelligent funny witty optimistic exciting girlfriend by this weekend

And of course, you won't take my instructions because your EGO

But mainly because of YOUR FEAR™

That's really the problem here, isn't it? It's not like you've never had opportunities to just break the ice with a friendly conversation...

You see those opportunities all the time, standing in line at the grocery store, But you simply never take them because you're afraid you'll look stupid or you'll fumble the ball somehow

feed me with pics of her pls

>>941224503

I COULD EASILY TEACH YOU EXACTLY HOW TO HAVE A HOT INTELLIGENT GIRLFRIEND BY THIS WEEKEND

by Saturday night, you could EASILY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

but I can't hold you by the hand and force you to conquer your fear

>>941225157
Look at how filthy she is

>>941224503

You didn't become a lonely masturbating isolated adult male who knows the name of ugly pornstars like Stephanie Rhodes by conquering your fears, So of course I realize You don't have the balls to hold your own hand and walk yourself through it

which brings me back to my original point:
You're a fucking coward

I'm not being mean
we have all behaved like cowards before, even the bravest of us experience fear

So I'm not being mean

I'm just making an observation. The only reason you know the names of those ugly pornstars is because YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A FUCKING COWARD

And it would require a lot less effort to behave like a guy who knows how to get pussy

A guy who has self-confidence

A guy who knows how to get what he wants

instead, you behave like a chump
You behave like a scared little kid

YOU ARE A PRISONER
prisoner of pornography
a prisoner of masturbation
a prisoner of your own fears

And you built the prison around yourself

lol

weird

>>941225282
need her tits !

>>941225157

yet another unemployed lonely masturbating cowardly loser with the ladies... quite literally terrified of women

So he spends his life behaving like a little boy

embarrassing as shit, dude....
So fucking weird and dysfunctional

begging other men to make you horny

lol

McDonald's is hiring scum bucket

I'll pay you $5 to clean my toilet, you worthless piece of shit

>>941225355
fuck yes!! My weakness are tits and eye contact.

>>941225381
chill bro.... I've been working all day. I have a girlfriend. Now I have an afternoon to myself. What are you doing here, actually?

Just Nutting to trannies tbh

>>941226110
I'd say he's 100% aware of it by now, but he's probably too cool to give a fuck. I mean, he's just some 15 year old kid, what does he care about some pornstar?

>>941224083
These promiscuous adulterers all have bugs anon. Doesn't matter if they are white only or race mix. They are all garbage women and not worth your time.

>>941224053 (OP)
I like that scene where she gets pukefucked. It made her cry in an interview.

>>941225536
"I have a girlfriend but yet I rely on masturbation"

OBVIOUSLY ONE OF YOU DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCK GOOD ENOUGH

I've had girlfriends and wives my entire fucking life and I've never relied on pornography not since I was a 15-year-old kid

And that was over 45 years ago

when you get pussy
You don't need porn
You're a fucking loser
either that or your girlfriend doesn't know how to fuck

because apparently
ONE OF YOU DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP THE OTHER ONE SATISFIED

lol You fucking loser

>>941225536

AGAIN: I will pay you to come clean my toilet

I'll even pay for airfare
I live in Atlanta
I will book a round trip flight for you
And you can come clean my fucking toilet and I'll pay you money for it

cash

no tricks up my sleeve no catches no games just honest work

JUST AN HONEST $5

COME AND UNCLOG MY FUCKING TOILET FOR $5

And you might even earn a little self-esteem in the process

>>941227270
Amazing scene. Exactly what she deserved.

>>941225536

>literally admits that One of them can't satisfy the other

hahahahahahaha

LMMFAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOD DAMN.... wow!! just WOW!!

yep, apparently at least ONE OF YOU doesn't know how to fuck very well, huh?

>>941227466

and a job at McDonald's is exactly what you deserve, loser with the ladies

>>941225536

TRANSLATION:

So you're telling me you're a gourmet chef in a restaurant, after eating one of your own meals, You still GO DIG FOOD OUT OF THE DUMPSTER IN THE PARKING LOT AND EAT IT?

BECAUSE:

no matter how much you deny it:

PORNOGRAPHY = a starving Ethiopian child licking a menu as he watches normal people enjoy their meal through the window of the restaurant

So you're telling me you've got a girlfriend

BUT YOU STILL LICK THE MENU YOU FOUND IN THE DUMPSTER?

That's really weird because My entire life I've always found guys who get pussy COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY ANYMORE

It's for scared little children

It's the 'kiddie ride' In the front of the amusement park

when you get pussy, what's the use of pornography?

LOL @ YOU NOT TURNING HER INTO A SEXUAL DEMON THAT KEEPS YOU SATISFIED

sounds like you fumbled the ball

LMAO someone got triggered

THATS the real problem

If you've got a girlfriend
BUT YOU STILL TURN TO PORN
It means you're a terrible communicator

It means you have a dishonest relationship with your girlfriend

It means she doesn't know what you really want BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT

You've never sat down and explained it to her before... crafted and molded her into your personal pygmalion

obviously she doesn't satisfy you, and that's your fault because it's your job to teach her how to satisfy you, dumbass. If you're still unsatisfied after sex with her, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID TO TURN HER INTO A SEXUAL DEMON

whatever you get from pornography
You are failing to tell her what you want

WHICH MEANS YOU ARE A FUCKING DIPSHIT

I guarantee I could teach her how to become a whore

I wouldn't waste time like you have been

she would already be the most unabashed whore you've ever seen after fucking me one time

I basically "turn them out" on the first time

sounds like you're playing baby games taking baby steps

and playing with your little unsatisfied penis afterwards

LMFAO WOW!!!! just WOW!!!

>>941227993

no, you stupid fucking piece of shit I'm LOLvis™ And I do this all day to everybody

there's no triggering required for me to tear people to shreds

>>941225536
AGAIN: when I fuck a bitch, I basically turn her out the first time.. It kind of scares them a little bit, to be honest but that's half of why they want more

And I always teach ALL of My girlfriend and three wives the secret to keeping me satisfied:

I always ask them "Do you know why pornography and strip clubs are so popular with married men?"

It's because THOSE MEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL THEIR WOMEN WHAT THEY REALLY WANT

what men really want is
OBJECTIFICATION

we want you to pose and pull yourself open and turn your head and look the other way while we stare and jack off at your snatch pulled wide open

we want to watch as you pull your asshole open

It's because men are visual animals
So we want to SEE THAT SHIT

we don't want you to come running out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around yourself until you get under the blanket and that's when you throw the towel away

fuck no

we're not interested in making love

WE WANT TO SIT AND STARE AT YOUR HOLES BEING PULLED WIDE OPEN

And once a woman realizes this, suddenly she knows how to keep her man at home

He won't be going to any more strip clubs if she knows how to POSE AND BECOME A LIVE PORN PERFORMANCE

sounds like you're just too afraid to communicate effectively with her

sounds like she doesn't really know you

And you don't really know her

doesn't sound like much of a relationship to me

You're not even being honest with her about what you want>>941226110

once you have a completely open honest conversation with her explaining ALL MEN WANT A LIVE PORNOGRAPHY PERFORMANCE

This includes long stretches of posing, just spreading their legs and posing for you as long as you like

or taking directions, like telling her to get up on four knees while you stick a big Christmas candle up her asshole and laugh at her for how pathetic she looks

once a woman realizes that's what men want

YOU'LL NEVER RELY ON PORNOGRAPHY AGAIN

You simply don't tell your girlfriend the truth

You're a fucking coward
did you know that?
You're wasting her time and yours
You're a fucking coward who isn't even honest

And obviously you don't know how to get what you want

because you're still turning to pornography

SO OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED

see how easy that was coward?

give me her phone number and I will turn her out on the first date

And when I say turn her out
she'll be sucking my friend's dicks I promise

And she'll get off on it

because she'll finally know the secret to what men want

THE SECRET YOU DIDN'T TELL HER BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL HER THE TRUTH

But I do.. give me her number and I'm going to turn her out for you

And I don't care how many times you deny it

because you're not fooling me

The only reason you haven't communicated your way into that type of relationship with your girlfriend is because YOU'RE AFRAID

Men are always so reluctant to admit when they are afraid

obviously fear or self-doubt is the only thing that prevents you from communicating a relationship that involves HER PERFORMING LIVE PORNOGRAPHY FOR YOU

not 'having sex' and not 'making love' but
TURNING HER ASS OUT

I guarantee I could turn her out in one day

I promise she would be willing to suck all of my friends dicks by the time I got done turning her out

>>941227466
Wish she did FacialAbuse too. Back when she was young and when FA tried their hardest to mentally damage the girls