Thread 941225507

I will make any sacrifice for Donald Trump. For any reason and at any time.
The Alpha Males are back!!!

>>941225507 (OP)


.......... Arby's is also hiring

So when you're finished with the application at McDonald's, it's Burger King, Wendy's and Arby's, okay?

That way, you won't be giving your mother any excuses when she gets home

and for God's sake BATHE before you go fill out the applications. I can smell you and I'm in Atlanta

Just leaving a comment for you makes me feel like I need to shower

>>941225507 (OP)

FRIED SPAGHETTI:

Have you ever fried your spaghetti?
That might sound gross or weird, but trust me it's not...

Cook spaghetti the way you normally do, adding the sauce to the noodles...

then put some butter in a frying pan and CARAMELIZE THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE ONTO THE NOODLES

The sugars in the sauce caramelize
And it becomes a chewy amazing meal unlike any spaghetti you've ever had before

You know how the best part of the brownies are the burnt edges, right?

well that's what you'll be doing with the spaghetti

You try it on MEDIUM in butter until it becomes slightly burnt here and there

certain corners will actually get burned, and that's okay

You're looking for a CARAMELIZED SAUCE stuck to the noodles

It only takes like 10 or 15 extra minutes set at medium

And suddenly it's like no spaghetti you've ever had before... crunchy and chewy and sweet!!

It's amazing. trust me

>>941226196
Fried spaghetti is pretty good. Food thread? You guys ever tried candied bacon?

>>941225507 (OP)
Love how AI have made the superman logo look like one of ChrisChan’s post troon crusty medallions.

>>941226196
>The sugars in the sauce caramelize
>And it becomes a chewy amazing meal unlike any spaghetti you've ever had before
you fucked up your formatting

>>941225507 (OP)
I was watching one of the new popular animes and I realized was a 30 year old man sitting on my couch watching cartoons have 20 minute long super hero fights where they shout spells at each other and then some lady moans like a child and I'm like "hmm. this is gay actually."

>>941225507 (OP)
Trump told me that he is delighted to hear it, and that he wants you to "fall on your sword". Is your loyalty to Trump "without measure"? Then fall on your sword.

>>941225507 (OP)
Sacrifice for... the number one employee of the country? The one who is required by election and position to sacrifice himself for all citizens, who is instead drilling holes in our boat and holding press conferences to tell us that there are no leaks while removing the bilge pumps.
Yeah, with the last several decades of presidents alternately overloading the boat or damaging it. Brilliant, go sacrifice yourself... oops, the feds have already sacrificed you.

>>941225507 (OP)
Anybody that works for ICE is a beta that can't even get a real job with ball grabbers at TSA.
Where do you go if you are too stupid for the FBI have been kicked out of the police and can't get hired at fast food?

ICE might be right for you.

>>941225507 (OP)
And when the dust settles, the Cheeto is gone, and you're taken to court in a class action lawsuit for wide spread 4th amendment violations, you'll lose everything and Trump will be no where to be found. Good luck!