Thread 941230372

I like eat poop from this guy butt, hehe.

I think looking back on it, the hardest part was getting over the 'actually eating excrement' thing

whereas most people say "holding it down afterwards" presented the biggest challenge

when I was halfway through my first time, I didn't know if I could even proceed. I felt kind of like Alanis Morissette, reminding myself of the mess I made

>>941230988
That actually does kind of resemble Alanis Morissette

>>941231006
now you broke my train of thought and I can't even remember the punchline I was planning. damn you

>>941230372 (OP)
M'mm m'mm good! M'mm m'mm good!
Andy's stinky logs are m'mm m'mm good!

>>941230988

what's frightening is they stopped, took a photograph of it, and actually decided TO CONTINUE

as if it was suddenly going to somehow become "good"

as if there was some way of saving it

>>941231104

can you imagine being a rockstar and every city you go to, there's an endless stream of people sending you and giving you bad artwork they did of you?

can you imagine all of the bad artwork? horrible reproductions of your most recent album cover...

hearing the exact same words "oh I just love your new album. I love your music. I love this song. I love that song"

I mean, it's sweet and I'm sure they really appreciate it because those are the fans that pay the money

So yeah.. of course it's sweet

And you end up putting those amateur reproductions of your album cover into a box somewhere, and they all slowly yellow with age

And then there's the weirdo with the giant Elvis painting who doesn't give a fuck about your latest album

In fact he doesn't even seem to care about your music at all HE'S JUST THERE BECAUSE HE LOVES ELVIS !!!

HE'S THERE TO CELEBRATE ELVIS GOD DAMN IT NOT YOU !!!

well, that was my gimmick

My gimmick and it worked like a mother fucking charm

It wouldn't have worked if it was anything other than Elvis

only Elvis would do
because they are entertainers
And there's only one Elvis

So when you walk up celebrating Elvis
THEY WANT TO CELEBRATE, TOO,!!!

they were all very enthusiastic about the Elvis thing... everybody except Belinda Carlisle and Stan Ridgway, that faggot from wall of voodoo

those were the only two celebrities who DIDN'T Love Elvis

every single one of them told me they fucking LOVED Elvis!! like worshiped him type of idolize him shit

except Belinda Carlisle and Stan Ridgeway

both of them are pieces of shit

And after they said something negative about Elvis, I grabbed my artwork back from them and ripped it in half right in front of their face and told them to fuck themselves

punk ass bitch in the middle there Stan polesmoker Ridgway ..

I yanked my fucking painting right out of his goddamn hands and ripped it in half right in front of his stupid fucking face

And I told him FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BAND DUDE

It was my girlfriend that wanted to see the concert, not me... I hated their fucking music

>>941231593

ohm..... the transcendental meditation chant?

It's supposed to represent a ring, a ripple that extends from a drop of water on a still pond

You're supposed to envision a drop of water hitting the surface of the pond, and the ring that emanates from the drop is OOOHHHHMMMMMMMM

again it was my girlfriend who wanted to see the Go-Go's.. I wasn't opposed to watching their performance, but I wasn't a Go-Go's fan

So when Belinda Carlisle (The fat fucking pig with red hair second from left) held my Elvis painting and said, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I DON'T LIKE ELVIS!!"

she hadn't even finished her statement when I yanked that mother fucking painting right out of her goddamn pig fingers

And I ripped it in half and I was extremely aggressive when I literally SCREAMED in her face,:

"FUCK YOU, YOU FAT UGLY FUCKING PIG!!!!"

literally i screamed that directly in her goddamn face and it scared the shit out of her

It scared all of them. her road manager and everybody it scared the shit out of them

I ripped that big painting right in half EXPLODED 2 in away from her face

"FUCK YOU, YOU FAT UGLY FUCKING PIG!!!"

directly in her fat stupid fucking face I swear 100% true I swear to God it's true

You could never get away with that shit these days because the world has become too dangerous

and look how I exploded in Belinda Carlisle's face

what if I wasn't an Elvis fanatic
what if instead, I was a delusional stalker type

what if I was a mentally ill schizo with a carpet cutter in my pocket? see what I'm saying?

You just can't get away with that shit anymore

they used to physically walk into the auditoriums in coliseums

If you knew where to stand outside, they couldn't get in the building without you introducing yourself and holding out your Elvis painting

understand?

But these days they are limoed straight into the building they never give you a chance to interact with them anymore

It used to be different

these days you have to go through their management which is possible but it doesn't have the same spontaneity

And I would still be working on the artwork as we drove to the sound checks

My friends would drive while I sat in the car putting finishing touches on the artwork

see what I'm saying? It was all spontaneous

And I never even took a photograph of any of those Elvis paintings. Not even one

I didn't have time to
I didn't care
I couldn't care less

I had a mission:
ELVIS WAS GIVING ME BACKSTAGE PASSES AND FRONT ROW SEATS FOR FREE

That's the way I saw it...
It wasn't the band that was giving me the front row seats

ELVIS GAVE ME THOSE GODDAMN SEATS

(I've got a particularly intelligent and decidedly beautiful trusted friend who will be home soon, and I've got a little tidying up to do around the house... But before I go I want to tell you ONE LAST GEM:)

And it's pretty interesting.

brb

>>941231944
>>941232116
>>941232290

Agreed you really are a shit drinking log post boosting turd goblin. Good. It is agreed upon, you are now a servant of the log fag. You are now his appointed anus licker.

I'll make this one fast:

So I am a big Eurythmics fan, of course.
...........duhhhhhh

So they were playing the Fox theater in Atlanta, and Dave Stewart (Annie lennox's former boyfriend, and musical partner) was a huge LSD enthusiast just like me

The song Sweet dreams was written by him after dropping ONE HUNDRED HITS OF LSD

So I painted two Elvis paintings:
for Dave Stewart, it was a psychedelic Elvis with dilated pupils, obviously tripping... obviously because of his pupils and the expression on his face

and all the paisley patterns psychedelia shit happening within him and without him in the picture. It was real fucking trippy

real real trippy

for Annie Lennox, I painted a SOVIET ERA PROPAGANDA POSTER version of Elvis
everything was cut at sharp Angles and linear and blocky

Just like one of those old-timey Soviet proletariat posters.. But it was Elvis

...... to be continued

I met Dave Stewart and their manager at the sound check, but Annie Lennox wasn't there. It was just Dave Stewart checking the sequencers and all of the instruments for sound levels

I gave him ELVIS TRIPPING BALLS ON LSD Paisley pattern painting, and Dave fucking LOVED IT!!! (again, I can't stress strongly enough how magical the Elvis thing always worked because they all fucking loved Elvis so it was like a sucker punch almost, only it was completely sincere because I worship Elvis, but nevertheless it was almost like a sucker punch that worked every fucking time)

And they said Annie was still at the hotel and I showed them the SOVIET PROPAGANDA ELVIS I painted for her, And the manager said "we're going to the hotel now. come on You can give it to her there"

...... when we got to the hotel, Dave and the manager showed my LSD Elvis painting to some of their management crew, and the Eurythmics manager told me:

"take Annie's picture upstairs. she's in room 1206. Just tell her I sent you up there"

........................... easy, right?

............................ to be continued

So I'm just in a good mood, Dave loved the LSD picture, their manager treated me like an old friend or something...

I was already guaranteed backstage passes and front row seats, so I was in a pretty fucking good mood..

I got off on the 12th floor and walked to room 1206 and knocked on the door

The door opened and there stood ANNIE LENNOX

"Hi, Annie my name is Johnny Neptune, and your manager Kenny told me to bring this painti......... "

AND SHE COMPLETELY FUCKING FLIPPED OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE BEGAN SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS !!!!!!!;

HELP !! HELP MEEE!!!!

then she started SCREAMING AT ME as I was trying to continue explaining who I was and it scared the fuck out of me and she kept screaming

(In a very thick Irish brogue)

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??!! HOW DID YOU FIND MY ROOM !!!???!!! "

I finally got her to calm down

It was scary as fuck dude she had my heart racing

And she was scared as fuck too

she thought I was going to hurt her or something

she finally calmed down and listened
" I paint Elvis for celebrities. Dave already has his downstairs and Kenny told me to come up and knock on room 1206 and give this painting to you"

And people came jumping out of their hotel rooms to see who was screaming


And once all the screaming stopped and we had caught our breath... she was actually very fucking cool and happy and she's beautiful

SHE WAS SO GODDAMN FUCKING HOT!!
her skin and her smile she was goddamn gorgeous

One of the best concerts I've ever seen

okay time to run be well

https://youtu.be/0-Q3cp3cp88?si=-426lAbO6HBJ6aFI

she's B A D A S S . . .

oh shit I totally forgot

ANNIE LENNOX IS A HUGE FUCKING ELVIS FAN

Go figure..... huh?

whodathunk?

Not everyone will tell you this, but I appreciate your schizoposting anon

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. .....

I don't like Elvis tho