Anonymous
10/16/2025, 9:49:52 PM
No.941235183
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>>941236979
>>941237341
October 7th should be an international holiday.
>>941236979
>>941237341
>TYRONE?? TYRONE THIS PRANK ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, WHERE ARE YOU?? I'M GETTING THE CREEPS
>...
>OKAY I GET IT, IT WAS FUNNY TO ABANDON ME IN THIS EMPTY IKEA STORE, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, COME OUT NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO MY WIFE'S HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN BREED HER WITH YOUR MASSIVE BLACK NIGGER COCK WHILE I PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. ENOUGH TYRONE, WHERE ARE YOU, DUMB FUCKING NEGRO?? WHERE IS EVERYONE???
>OH MY VAUSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MY KEKPHONE 12 SAYS NO SIGNAL?? ALSO I WAS SURE THE EXIT WAS RIGHT HERE BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF FURNITURE THAT STRETCHES ALL THE WAY TO THE VISIBLE HORIZON?? WHAT THE FUCK?? WHERE AM I?? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS HECKIN LYNCHIAN!! IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA PLAYING ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS??
>*the lights suddenly go out*
>T-TYRONE IS THAT YOU?? FUCKING STOP THAT YOU NIGGER. FROM NOW ON I'M GETTING YOUR FRIEND FELONIUS TO FUCK MY WIFE, YOU'RE FIRED YOU FUCKING COON.
>HOLY COW SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ARM-AAAGH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-WAIT NOOOO YOU'RE NOT TYRONE AAAAAAAAGH MY HAND WHAT IS THIS SAVE ME DR. FAUCI-AAAAA I WISH I COULD TELL MY WIFE I LOVE WHEN SHE GETS BRED BY NIGGERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>That day, Cobson was reported as missing by Tyrone, who had suddenly lost sight of him during a trip to Ikea. The police failed to locate Cobson and have been looking for him since. Anyone with information about Cobain's whereabouts has been asked to call 9/11
>>941237341
>TYRONE?? TYRONE THIS PRANK ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, WHERE ARE YOU?? I'M GETTING THE CREEPS
>...
>OKAY I GET IT, IT WAS FUNNY TO ABANDON ME IN THIS EMPTY IKEA STORE, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, COME OUT NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO MY WIFE'S HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN BREED HER WITH YOUR MASSIVE BLACK NIGGER COCK WHILE I PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. ENOUGH TYRONE, WHERE ARE YOU, DUMB FUCKING NEGRO?? WHERE IS EVERYONE???
>OH MY VAUSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MY KEKPHONE 12 SAYS NO SIGNAL?? ALSO I WAS SURE THE EXIT WAS RIGHT HERE BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF FURNITURE THAT STRETCHES ALL THE WAY TO THE VISIBLE HORIZON?? WHAT THE FUCK?? WHERE AM I?? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS HECKIN LYNCHIAN!! IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA PLAYING ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS??
>*the lights suddenly go out*
>T-TYRONE IS THAT YOU?? FUCKING STOP THAT YOU NIGGER. FROM NOW ON I'M GETTING YOUR FRIEND FELONIUS TO FUCK MY WIFE, YOU'RE FIRED YOU FUCKING COON.
>HOLY COW SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ARM-AAAGH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-WAIT NOOOO YOU'RE NOT TYRONE AAAAAAAAGH MY HAND WHAT IS THIS SAVE ME DR. FAUCI-AAAAA I WISH I COULD TELL MY WIFE I LOVE WHEN SHE GETS BRED BY NIGGERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>That day, Cobson was reported as missing by Tyrone, who had suddenly lost sight of him during a trip to Ikea. The police failed to locate Cobson and have been looking for him since. Anyone with information about Cobain's whereabouts has been asked to call 9/11
