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Anonymous No.941237414 [Report] >>941237415 >>941237416 >>941237419 >>941237681 >>941237817 >>941238227 >>941238513 >>941238908 >>941239722 >>941239773 >>941239814 >>941241049 >>941241204 >>941242396
why did He do it?
Anonymous No.941237415 [Report] >>941237417 >>941237420 >>941238318
>>941237414 (OP)
He had to sacrifice himself to himself to safe humanity from himself
sage No.941237416 [Report] >>941238341
>>941237414 (OP)
For You.
Anonymous No.941237417 [Report] >>941237418 >>941238432
>>941237415
Not much of a sacrifice if you give something to yourself.
Anonymous No.941237418 [Report] >>941238432
>>941237417
oy vey how dare you question the jew's sacrifice
Anonymous No.941237419 [Report] >>941238432
>>941237414 (OP)
He fucked around and found out
Anonymous No.941237420 [Report] >>941237421 >>941238488
>>941237415
christianism is a politheistic religion.
this is just mental gimnastics to avoid the fact that they adore three gods.
Anonymous No.941237421 [Report] >>941237422 >>941237423
>>941237420
Wasn't old Yaweh originally part of a polytheistic pantheon anyway?
Anonymous No.941237422 [Report] >>941237424
>>941237421
dunno but he did have a big dick, and so did his wife
Anonymous No.941237423 [Report]
>>941237421
Yaweh has had many names,some called him Baal hamon,others called him Saturn,Moloch...
Anonymous No.941237424 [Report] >>941238536
>>941237422
Yes, Yahweh was just the national deity of the Israelites up until the Babylonian captivity, after which they began denying all other gods.
Anonymous No.941237681 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)

Redemption
Anonymous No.941237817 [Report] >>941238125 >>941238623
>>941237414 (OP)
Fairytale that never happened.
Anonymous No.941238125 [Report]
>>941237817
it probably happened. even secular historians think there was a guy named jesus who led a movement and was crucified.
Anonymous No.941238188 [Report] >>941238295
>discussing a film and it's theological implications on /tv/
>tranny janny dumps the thread onto /b/ for no reason at all
Anonymous No.941238227 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
Do what?
Anonymous No.941238295 [Report] >>941238528
>>941238188
pretty much only corporate shill threads are allowed on /tv/ anymore
Anonymous No.941238318 [Report]
>>941237415
Unfortunately that doesn't make any actual sense.
Anonymous No.941238341 [Report] >>941242427
>>941237416
Explain.
Anonymous No.941238402 [Report]
Jesus is a cool dude who drives an Escalade on good days...lol
Anonymous No.941238432 [Report]
>>941237417
>>941237418
>>941237419
I think it was a murder. The whole "it was for our sins" theory is post-death rationalization of the tragedy.
Anonymous No.941238488 [Report] >>941238568
>>941237420
>mental gimnastics
It's a fair comment on the trinity. Not really clear on what the "Holy Spirit" is. I've seen persons claim to have received information from said spirit, but the information was actually false.
Anonymous No.941238513 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
For the hoes
Anonymous No.941238528 [Report]
>>941238295
Anonymous No.941238536 [Report] >>941238855
>>941237424
>they began denying all other gods
In favor of which? Yahweh? So they had multiple Gods prior?
Anonymous No.941238568 [Report]
>>941238488
the holy spirit is the entity that can create life out of the void,the supreme power.
other mythologies like the greeks had the eternal flame and stuff like that.
Anonymous No.941238623 [Report] >>941239313
>>941237817
There's no doubt it happened. You think people just formed and follow this religion randomly, or it's just like the spreading of a story like Harry Potter, that somehow got a large following, without much rhyme or reason... or the story just pulled at peoples heart-strings?
No. The spread of the religion has occurred because Christ really lived & died as described.
Anonymous No.941238855 [Report]
>>941238536
>In favor of which? Yahweh?
Yes
>So they had multiple Gods prior?
Yes, it was a gradual process where they went from worshiping the Canaanite pantheon -> worshiping Yahweh alone, but acknowledging other gods -> strict monotheism with Yahweh as the sole deity
Anonymous No.941238908 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
This story's more accurate
Anonymous No.941239313 [Report]
>>941238623
nah,the disciples were very motivated because the message was positive and they were fanatics obsesed with the afterlife.
they didnt care about telling lies if the message was going to be more prone to be received.
and there were abunch of other "failed" mesiahs like Simon bar Kojba.
jesus just was smart enough to not go full holy crusade on the romans.
Anonymous No.941239722 [Report] >>941239872 >>941239988
>>941237414 (OP)

imagine being SO GULLIBLE, that you allowed adults to molest your mind with this false religion when you were a child

and not realizing you could run and scream for help

apparently, you ENJOYED it, faggot
Anonymous No.941239773 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
it was just a joke that got really out of hand.
Anonymous No.941239814 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
Do what? He didn't want to die
Anonymous No.941239872 [Report] >>941240022 >>941240284
>>941239722
midwit alert. go back to r/atheism faggot
https://youtu.be/lA_uTAtluHM?si=sSqZ7J5YywukXTPZ
Anonymous No.941239988 [Report]
>>941239722
>GULLIBLE, that you allowed adults to molest your mind with this false religion when you were a child
>and not realizing you could run
Imagine being so despicably retarded that you don't realize children are biologically wired to comply with their parents.
Anonymous No.941240022 [Report]
>>941239872
Why does he sound like there is someone off-camera with a gun pointed at his head?
Anonymous No.941240284 [Report]
>>941239872
why is this always the case?
Anonymous No.941241049 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
so that i could watch incredibly weird porn guilt-free
Anonymous No.941241091 [Report] >>941241133
Imagine being so Godless that you would abort this beautiful miracle.
Anonymous No.941241133 [Report] >>941241183
>>941241091
George Floyd reborn. Taking breathing difficulties to the next level.
Anonymous No.941241183 [Report]
>>941241133
>Get into the baby, George
>Nooooo I must escape samsara!
Anonymous No.941241204 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
He gave up a weekend
Anonymous No.941241696 [Report] >>941241830
Bumping for insight.
Anonymous No.941241830 [Report]
>>941241696
it's just the way she goes
Anonymous No.941242396 [Report]
>>941237414 (OP)
It was meta
Anonymous No.941242427 [Report]
>>941238341
You're a big guy