Thread 941239922

Huntingfag here. Which do you think is tighter doe pussy or doe ass? Should I find out?

Ass.... think of the little stuff that comes out.... no need to be big....

Yes, of course...for science!

And now I guess I need to start hunting to find out too? I want my cock to be the last thing that animal experiences in its entire existence.

>>941240135
Gotta hope it's a doe that comes out and not a buck lol.

so whats the deal, will OP deliver? already knocked down that doe?

>>941240620
OP here. It's about an hour and a half to sunset so about 45min to an hour before the deer really get moving.

>>941239922 (OP)
Where can i hunt monkeys for sport in the USA?

>>941240785
Nowhere legally but if you have the cash I'm sure you could make it happen in Texas.

Are you gonna film it? Also how are you gonna do it, stand it up with straps from the back or just do it dodgy stile.

>>941241120
Doesn't seem like there's too much interest.

>>941239922 (OP)
That’s gross. It’s enough to kill and eat the deer, you don’t have to violate it.

It’s /b/ most people are just looking at porn, at least you will be doing it so we have the answer of which one is better.

That’s a good point, don’t ruin the meat!

Just white people things

>>941239922 (OP)
best to do the deed while bambi's mom is still warm.

>>941241494
No black people to

>>941241290
If you do it I'll put my dick in a Catfish's mouth. I've done it before.....

>>941240785
Detroit.

>>941241338
How is using it as a warm fleshlight bad but killing and cutting it up isn't?

>>941241629
One is degenerate and gross, the other is based and wholesome and delicious.

>>941241290
PLEASE do it. I've always wanted to fuck one of my freshly downed does, but I always hunt with my brother so I've never had the chance. Please tell me how that doe pussy feels. I'd cash app you $10 if you post tma video.

i've killed 9 hunters over the years and got away with it completely. your thread is the reason why i hate you

>>941241644
I can’t really argue with that sadly, but I want to know now. I’m to invested

>>941241644
The rest question is when does it move from necrobeastiality and become just a food based philia?

>>941241679
Larp....

>>941241679
Cap

>>941241679
LARP, but OP is indeed a degenerate, most hunters aren’t.

>>941241679
lol okay clay. you're a lying retard.

>>941241679
Come at me bro

>>941241513
This is true, a cold one would not be to good.

>>941241794
That little 9 ain't doing shit against a 12 gauge loaded with buckshot 3 inch shells.

>>941240301
this guy >>941240301
has the right idea. if he had a rifle I'd say take a spine shot and do it while it's still alive but paralyzed. no way to know if it's safe until he has his pants down though

>>941241794
ah, the best defense against someone with a hunting rifle who sees you first

>>941241909
Shut the fuck up, man.

>>941241794
Is that a Glock? I’m not the best with guns but I can hit a target at 150 to 200 yards with iron sites with a ar platform rifle. Also make sure not to show the id number of it

>>941241850
This 9 with Critical Duty police rounds will go thru a car door and still pass thru your body lmao

>>941241970
It's archery season not gun season

>>941241972
so It's worse to fuck it while it's dead? how is that less gross? it's ass will be all shitty from the final dump and it'll get on his Cammys. He clearly doesn't respect the deer and he's going to rape it anyway so why not have the best experience.

>>941242103
If you don’t respect animals you have no business hunting.

>>941241980
Lmfao, no it will not

>>941242003
O RLY?

>>941242147
I'm gonna eat it...just using a part I'm not keeping first.

>>941242147
I would still eat it after I rape it, I don't see a problem here

>>941242150
I think 45acp full jacket hallow tip is the best, hit someone with that and they are not gonna have a fun time.

>>941242150
You can watch ballistics tests on the ammo on YouTube dumbass.

>>941241980
Car yes, but a 9mm Hornady Critical Duty will generally not penetrate properly fitted, serviceable NIJ Level III soft body armor.

Exceptions: lower-level vests (II/IIA), damaged/old or poorly fitted armor, edge/seam hits, or armor-piercing rifle-type projectile in those cases penetration could occur.

How’s the hunt going OP seen anything yet

>>941242181
see, the great spirit approves
>t. nativefag literally posting from the rez

>>941242181
>>941242192
Why are you coomers like this.

>>941242253
Well if he wants to try and sneak up on me in the woods with body armor and a shotgun I'll take my chances lol

>>941242344
post ass

>>941242216
.40 or .45 is great. I have a Kimber .45 that I love.

>>941242404
I'm really fat bro idk if its even possible

>>941242330
Suns just starting to go down so hopefully see something soon. I'm hunting a food plot with some good oak trees. It is a little warm tho.

>>941242220
Show me one video of a 9mm going through a car door and still go through a ballistic dummy. You have no idea what you're talking about.

I've always wanted to fuck a dead deer

There are invasive rhesus macaque monkeys in Florida, They all have herpes B so its a (mildly) dangerous hunt. anyway here is a link for you if your interested. It has info on getting a license to hunt nonnative species.
https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/nonnatives/

>>941242471
monkey tastes amazing actually. you have to smoke it or stew it though

>>941242436
Do it High Eagle.

>>941242411
If you could only have one handgun in .40 or .45 what would it be?

>>941242515
Someones watched some Meateater of Steve in South America lol

>>941242515
Did you miss the part where they have herpes B?

>>941242549
.45, it's easier to find ammo around here.

>>941242641
I ate a capuchin not one of those

>>941242695
Where do you live or went to that you could eat that?

>>941240785
Gang controlled areas that police refuse to go in. Just be careful, the monkeys WILL jump you en mass.

I was in Argentina. (ex gf lived there). awesome country. I saw a road rage incident where the guy literally bashed the other dude to bits with a tie iron and pissed on him.

>>941242804
LOL ok that’s messed up but just so random that I kinda find it funny, I’ve seen to many of those videos I guess

what is it with bow hunters all being massive retards? they walk under my stand all the time. It's not that well hidden either and every guy I've seen with a rifle waved at me or came up to talk. not these bow niggas though it's like they're blind

>>941240347
Why? Youre already a weird faggot willing to fuck an animal, i doubt anyone will stop to wonder what the animals sex is.

>>941243040
The bow hunters are respecting your hunt and not overly disturbing the woods by talking and engaging. The gun hunters are morons who couldn't care less. Judging by your comment you're one of the morons.

>>941243104
Does have a pussy and ass so there's choices. Bucks you just have one.

>>941243194
Again, I highly doubt anyone is going to question the deers sex as fucking it is something no one should be doing. No one is gonna walk up to you fuckibg a deer and go "haha what a faggot, he's fucking a male deer". The premis of your goon thread is weak and lame.

>>941243161
naw bowfag they just don't see me. I chucked a beer can at one and scared the bejesus out of him lol

>>941243281
You: hurr durr no one's going to have a preference
Me: I've literally said there was a preference twice dumbass...

Seen anything OP? I wish you luck on the hunt

>>941243353
Right, but nobody cares and thats not what im saying. Youre an abnormal faggot for wanting to fuck a deer so any normal person that is not you will literally not judge you on your preference for male or female deer but solely on the basis that youre a human being fucking an animal. So its ok if youre a closet faggot who fucks a male deer, doesnt matter one bit because beast fags are only slightly higher than pedos.

>>941243569
I'm not a closet fag I'm an open bisexual. And no one here gives a fuck about you moralfagging. You could have just scrolled on by the post but didn't. I think you secretly regret not being able to live your life like you want. You lash out as those with the conviction to do what they want. Must be a sad sad life you live you have to try and feel better by lashing out at others. I'll say a prayer for ya bud.

>>941243464
Nah not yet. I have about 45minutes of legal shooting light so we will see. It's started cooling down outside.

>>941239922 (OP)
I'm not a huntingfag but I think you should find out. You can't have a good hunt without a good target

>>941243800
Not much time left I guess, maybe next time?

You still got what 30min left? I have never been dear hunting so idk if they will just walk by in that last 30 min or if it means they aren’t gonna come out that night

>>941244444
Checked your pents. And the closer to dark the more likely to see deer. They move around more when it's cold too.

>>941243698
I didnt read any of that after "im bisexual" because that doesnt exist. Stop trying to fuck deer.

>>941244986
Facts don't care about your feelings.