Thread 941243087

thread for celebs

straight up goonin my shizz out

>>941243196
hell yes choli

>>941243248
ohhhhhhhhhhh MOMMA

>>941243087 (OP)
>>941243248
I need her to verbally berate and degrade me while jerking me off

Postin' this in the hope it will summon some Evanna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8

ALLISON PLEASE

>>941243315
choli loves chappell :DD
>>941243322
awesome pic
>>941243357
well damn

Does Chuck enjoy long walks on the beach

>>941243424
Telling me what a piece of shit I am while she milks me

>>941243424
you got me hooked on that big booty

>>941243424
ugh I want to worship her so bad

I thought she was holding a black cat by the thumbnail

>>941243506
it's addicting be careful!

>>941243556
hooooooly.
be honest are you gooning with me rn

Chucky Cheese.

chuck is not based

I think Chuck needs a wellness check.

>>941243635
i cannot rn but i want u to

mommy

>>941244318
i won't if you can't. it's not right.

>>941244448
:(((

cringe

>>941244472
we cum together tomorrow night

cultural appropriation

absolutely disgusting

I-I-I-I-I know l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-guys c-c-can only d-dream o-o-o-o-of g-getting a-a-a c-c-celeb l-lady...

>>941246695
>Let's boolie

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her... I-I-I-I shouldn't h-have her a-a-and I d-don't d-d-d-d-deserve her...

CHOLI PLEASE

>>941246929
beet farming takes its toll on a man

>>941247973
Eva Mendes?

>>941248022
fuck yeah

>>941248062
I'm sad she stopped acting but she did enough nudity during her career to kinda make up for it

If there is anyone I'd want to torture right now, it would be Shia LaBeouf
He is such a shallow insecure kike Italian fucking piece of shit narcissistic sociopath asshole
Employment of a bully
No genuine sense of self or convictions and will lie and then lie about lying when he's caught
I would fucking string him up, I would gut him, I would pull him apart, I would press my hands through his chest. I'd fucking kill him.

>>941248161
yeah her body needed to be shown off! its great she did photo shoots too with nudity!

Embodiment**

I cannot articulate exactly how I feel about Shia, but he is such a gargantuan stinking fucking and gross fucking person
He's the sort of person I hate so fucking much
Just the type of little stinking asshole that gets away with it and smiles at you afterward and It makes you so fuckin clearly understand why fuckers like Harry Truman acted the way he did

fuck off fat nigger

>>941248279
>>941248306
>>941248373
Go away and leave us alone.

CHOLI KNOWS HOW TO SCREW

>>941248679
only if its maya higa or hanni

mommy

shit thread

>>941248769
You be fuckin. Cheers

>>941243177
Can someone please hack and release the nudes?

>>941248917
cheers bro. how are you feelin' today?

>>941248992
Im good buddy. Went to work today. Im still very sore and all that but Im really good all things considered. How's the cholster today

>>941249041
Forgot pic

>>941249041
>Went to work today
i really hope you took it easy and didn't over exert yourself!!! glad to hear you're doing well tho bro. i must admit i was quite worried when you told me what happened. i'm good bro. i won't elaborate but you missed a pretty funny thing with babs last night. you would've gotten a kick out of it.

>>941249182
I appreciate you being concerned I really do. Like I said im just really fortunate. Ill post pics of the scene when I get them and you'll know what I mean. & oh boy. More is always revealed choli. Ill leave it at that

>>941249294
of course, bro. like you said last night, the grace of God is a powerful thing.

>>941249182
>>941249555
stoking for maya
>>941249294
love lujan

>>941249555
Yes it really really is. What's for supper tonight? Its o'clock there ain't it? The choli supper bell is ringing. Also these new captchas are fkn killing me

>>941249704
9 o'clock *

>>941249671
this dude stokin his shizz for maya frfr
>>941249704
microwavable meal for me tonight. both my grandparents went out to eat so i'm on my own for food tonight. are the new captchas a mobile thing cuz i don't have any new captchas on my desktop

>>941249782
>this dude stokin his shizz for maya frfr
so are you my guy. your fuckin here every night, not that I am complaining

FUCK TROY NICHOLAS OSBORNE

>>941249888
can't argue with that one lol

>>941250036
so what is up with this choli shit? I mean I can tell you are the same guy by your file naming convention, but why choli

>>941248992
what an adorable pic

>>941249782
Are you gonna go with the fettuccine Alfredo or the chicken nuggets and French fries? Yeah they must be a mobile thing cuz I've seen a few threads complaining about it. They give you a ton of letters and you only enter the ones with a circle above them. Very aggravating choli

>>941250114
i initially started out as a charli xcx poster, so choli became my nickname
>>941250144
yes!

HE'S HERE

>>941250191
spaghetti and meatballs tonight bro just microwaved it. what's for supper for you tonight?
and it might be time for you to become a non-phoneposter bro

>>941250223
>i initially started out as a charli xcx poster, so choli became my nickname
I see. well I'm always glad to see you around.

>>941250285
i'm glad you like the girls i post so much. most people around here don't like what i post (charli, maya, hanni and otters), so it's always nice to hear that someone likes my girls.

>>941250283
Love that love that. Sghetti and meatballs always hits right. I had some sushi from Harris Teeter (grocery store) with a coca cola zero sugar to drink for din dins. Now im munching on some teriyaki beef jerky cheers. & no way dude I've been a phone poster for like 15 years there is no going back to desktop

>>941250357
>most people around here don't like what i post
how could you not like maya. she is too fucking cute. I like Charli too. I am sure I have seen hanni and otters but can't put a face to the name rn

The mentally ill homeless man is talking to himself again, time to take my leave while this fucking retard shits up his 10,000th thread.

>>941250478
what kind of sushi? they have different types don't they??? and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY he's bustin' out the beef jerky that's some big time snackin' right there you love to see it!!!!
>>941250529
idk man i get a lot of static for my maya posting. i'll post an otter for you rn!

>>941250630
Thanks for the update, Troink. I can promise you no one cares in the slightest.

>>941250642
oh lmfao. I can see how people might get pissed by that. p funny though!

>>941250712
yeah lol. i'll go back to mayoposting now!

>>941250797
how's your night been btw. I am just chillin. did some bullshit coorprate onboarding for work today. gonna miss a deadline bc of it lmao

T-Today a-a-at D-Darts a-a-a l-lot o-of f-f-fine s-s-sirs w-w-were c-c-coming u-up b-behind V-Vicky a-a-and s-s-stuffing t-t-their h-hands i-into h-her p-pants... I-I-I-I g-g-guess s-s-several f-f-fine g-g-gentlemen s-stuffed a-a-and p-pulled, t-t-they t-t-tried t-t-to p-pull h-her p-panties o-out o-of h-her p-pants, t-t-they g-g-got a-a-a g-g-good g-g-grip s-s-she s-s-said, s-s-so i-it a-a-appears s-s-several t-t-times she h-had t-t-to s-s-s-stuff h-her p-panties b-back i-i-into h-her p-pants a-a-as t-t-they w-w-were l-left h-hanging o-out...

>>941250864
my nights been good, bro. thanks for asking! finished up farming a couple days ago so now i'm piss chillin'.
>gonna miss a deadline bc of it
well at least now you can be lazy and it won't matter because the deadline is already missed! huge w

embarassing

>>941251056
>>941251056
>well at least now you can be lazy and it won't matter because the deadline is already missed! huge w
this job is way more lax them my old job. I'll be fine. and I can always blame it on being new and still getting the hang of things.
>my nights been good, bro. thanks for asking! finished up farming a couple days ago so now i'm piss chillin'.
I so badly want to start a hobby farm. But that would take having money to buy land... I guess I can just stick with being a devops engineer for now. is it your families farm or something, how did you get into that?

>>941251178
>>941251056
fuck I forgot the image

>>941251178
>and I can always blame it on being new and still getting the hang of things.
you win no matter what!!!
>is it your families farm or something, how did you get into that?
friends from church. i've been working on that farm since i was a little kid lel

>>941251274
sex on and around her butt area

beating up my boner for blacked, cheers

>>941251375
Faceporn

>>941251363
the local church is always a good way to build a community.

>>941251567
I was planning on watching Haley's first scene later

>>941251567
so beautiful

>>941251558
emmo legg and feete

>>941251602
nice dude, got blackedraw going right now
>>941251621
uh no you?

>>941251628
yiss

>>941251648
I watched Haley's 6man raw scene a couple of days ago ^^
Are you watching anything specific?

>>941251656
also available: boobe and belly

>>941251681
i turned on that exact scene lol

>>941251681
haley?

>>941251688
thats good too!

>>941251714
Acting bratty while keeping eye contact would have me feral

>>941251735
Based!
>>941251773
Haley Reed

>>941251580
yessir

>>941251775
what a sexy brat

>>941251800
i'm really close to cumming

>>941251915
The more I fap to her, the easier it gets for her to trigger me...

i'm sorry choli ;_;

>>941251990
Hold it a little longer and let go once she gets her pussy filled with the 2nd or 3rd load

>>941252053
sorry for what

>>941251982
brat gets me so fucking hard

>>941252069
and when it happens? :)

>>941252135
I wish she did at least one fully topless scene

>>941252130
i let u down :(

>>941252135
she badly needs CORRECTION by DICK

I'm glad to see the Kat Newtonposter back again!

>>941252204
oh nono its fine don't worry about. <3

>>941252161
You know what you need to do. Nobody wants to have a mess to cleanup

>>941252269
bleh

>>941252284
too true. i'm gonna

>>941252376
would a kiss help to cheer you up? i will kiss you right on the lips just say so

>>941252380
Good boy

>>941252226
i agree!

>>941252477
mouth so big you could stuff your balls in it too

>>941252432
cumming to bbc <3

>>941252522
id like to try

>>941250973
Ugly abusive freak

>>941252430
please smooch me rn

>>941252566
give her the ol glork glork with a bunch of Emmanons as PUNISHMENT

>>941252631
i would love to
*smooches*
<33

>>941252642
make sure it gets messy

>>941252565
x6
Watch Kali Roses next time

>>941252693
drooling and dripping from both sets of lips

>>941252684
:DD thank youuuuuu

>>941252760
you're welcome :)
*smooches*

>>941252806
sweet boy *smooches*

>>941252760
Silly Milly, that's not how you wear a jacket!!!

I love russians so much
I hate dishonest insecure manipulative weak people so much

>>941252844
<33

Does he still live in canada

>>941252758
covered in it

>>941252846
oof silly me
>>941252870
<33

Is he still bald?

>>941252846
It is when it rains

>>941252890
what are you up to rn

How many wigs does it take to put on Parkers head to hide his balding spot?

The world may never know

>>941252817
superfluous nipple

Kys balding samefagging nigger.

>>941253000
Can you stop spamming

>>941252933
not a whole lot just puttering around. i should go to bed early tonight i think

>>941252979
filmmaker is based

>>941253048
might be a good idea. i'm tired too so we can cuddle

new
>>941253197
>>941253197
>>941253197

>>941252887
oooh emma took a load up her pussy!!!

>>941243087 (OP)
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