Thread 941245928

Sex is like one of the most important aspect of my life, and yet I'm a virgin. I think about boobs, cock, ass, pucci, but I've had zero sexual experiences.

Is this normal?

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?

I spend all day thinking about Andy's logs but the truth is, I've never had the opportunity to try one.

>>941246204
Relatable

>>941245928 (OP)

> Cock

>>941246283
Yeah, I'm gay

A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn

>>941245928 (OP)
yes, especially if you have no way to let out the excess energy

>>941245928 (OP)
Don't worry women are trash in the bedroom. You're not missing out on anything but money scams. Don't go to a hooker or do something dumb like this. Never worth always a scam.
Best thing to do is just jerk off quickly so you're not distracted and do something else instead.
You can figure how to adjust your dick sensitivity so you don't rely on pills like most chumps while you're at it. Takes about a month to test and confirm if you pay attention and save notes on it.
As far as whenever you actually do end up fucking do the following.
Give her simple and obvious commands because she 100% has no skill in the bedroom and will screw something up.
You must do everything and lead her like you're trying to lead a team of bronzies/goldies while being a diamond and don't want to let your team's incompetence pull you into a loss.
You don't wait for the mistake to happen you predict it and prevent it by guiding her beforehand. Otherwise it's either an argument or a bad experience while she's acting like she did a good job.. honestly if something goes wrong go for the argument because the latter is the worst feeling ever you must just kill someone if you have to go through it twice.
You will forever regret saying nothing.

>>941247727
Also even sweety fox isn't good on her own.
100% her BF she records with all the time is guiding her well to make her appear appealing.
It's the same for all your fav pornstars too. They are usually taught/lead by the men on and behind the scene otherwise they are going to fail.
It's always like this everything depends on the man.
Without us nothing will be good.
Listen to and trust your gut.
Listen to and trust your logic.
Listen to and trust your curiosity and desire for self improvement and understing the objective truth of the world.
Learn to read people as well as possible so you can tell right from wrong and enemies from allies.. hint - it's almost entirely enemies.
Noone can help you but you. Noone can understand you but you(and a few insane loners like me but odds are you're not going to find them).
Your truth is always more important than a woman's delusional truth.

>>941245928 (OP)
>Is this normal?
Depending on age, yes.
Unironically, stop fapping. Eventually the horniness will make you talk to a girl. Godspeed anon.

>>941245928 (OP)
You're not missing much. Sex is highly overrated it's fun but i turn it down from my girlfriend quite a bit cause i got better shit to do.

>>941246325
>Pussy

>>941248431
Yep. Honestly it's not worth the hassle for the lead up and all the work it takes and then the fucking cuddling after. You lose like 2-3 hours of time and then you're sweaty and your cock and balls are slimy and you need a shower. I'd rather just fap and nap 99 times out of 100. Being with a wamen is too much work. If i'm gonna put in extra work besides using my hand, the fleshlight launch is a better option than dealing with a woman. I always hear dudes complain that there lady only wants to fuck them once or twice a year. I wish that was the case with my lady. I gotta waste half my day off every weekend just to be turned into a slimy sweaty mess. Rather stick my cock in a bucket of hot water tbh.

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight?
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