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Anonymous No.941254574 [Report] >>941255561 >>941256287 >>941258712 >>941258853 >>941261463 >>941261760
Becoming my own gf
hi guys, I'm 28. no job. no gf. Lost both. Been like this for over a year. I got a foot fetish. I was thinking that maybe I should be my own gf and never chase women again.

I want to get to the point where I'm fucking myself with big dildo, smelling my own feet, and jizzing own face. Something I want from my woman but every night. Eventually I can even dress up the way I'd want my gf to be. keep in mind I'm very vanilla and have done nothing like this

women suck. I could try but they're rude, have unrealistic expectations, and even if I sokeohow get one to marry me there is still a 50% chance we get divorced and 50% of the money I earned while trying to get back again is stolen. I want kids but it will probably be just one and it will life ruining anyway and not even a few kids to make it worth it

idk just hopeless rn and feel like I should just start taking care of myself
Anonymous No.941254898 [Report] >>941254966
Kiss a shotgun
Anonymous No.941254961 [Report] >>941254983
I'd love to beat her to death with the black dildo. I'd love to jam it down her throat so she fucking chokes on it. Filthy cunt.
Anonymous No.941254966 [Report]
>>941254898
are you okay?
Anonymous No.941254983 [Report] >>941255261
>>941254961
is that a turn on or do you hate her?
Anonymous No.941255261 [Report] >>941255282
>>941254983
I despise her. I would gladly murder her with my bare hands.
Anonymous No.941255282 [Report]
>>941255261
every cool
Anonymous No.941255561 [Report] >>941257445
>>941254574 (OP)
Become a Christian. Follow Jesus Christ to salvation in eternity.
Anonymous No.941256287 [Report]
>>941254574 (OP)
just find a girl who is down to do that shit with you and try not to be a complete prince of shit and you'll have a gf in no time op
Anonymous No.941257445 [Report]
>>941255561
>Become a Christian. Follow Jesus Christ to salvation in eternity.
Read this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/

Alt URL (redirects to the post):

https://www.truth-now.org
Anonymous No.941258712 [Report]
>>941254574 (OP)
>gooner weirdo who hates women cant keep one
shocker. yeah you should def do them a favor and commit to just fucking yourself
Anonymous No.941258853 [Report]
>>941254574 (OP)
Have you tried poopoo?
Anonymous No.941261463 [Report]
>>941254574 (OP)
i'd probably get a foot fetish if i had a foot fetish, but i don't have one, so it's probably not worth it
Anonymous No.941261760 [Report]
>>941254574 (OP)
Yes take the trans pill. Very based
Anonymous No.941262531 [Report]
> Feel like I should start taking care of myself

Yeah, no shit. No one wants to date a slob who hates themselves. No one is going to enjoy hanging around you if you don't even enjoy who you are.