Thread 941255466

Who’s ready for Minecraft 2 Electric Boogaloo

I am

>>941255466 (OP)
>he made another thread
lol lmao what is it with you retards and needing the same threads constantly up 24/7

josh raped me when I was 8

>>941256555
why not

>>941256555
It's the same thing behind needing to be spitroasted 24/7. Some of us just need to be filled up with cock. Especially thick nigger cock.

What

I played saints row

I played Saints Row every day for a year. Here's what happened...

>>941261209
What happened

>>941261224
Bunch of saints all in a row, standing with good posture. They all died and went to Heaven. They named the row Saint's Row.

>>941261623
How many dicks can you suck in a row?

>>941261954
all of them

>>941262034
Even the jeets' and niggers'? You're disgusting.

>>941261954
Put me in front of a big nigger cock firing squad blowbang gang, and I'll suck them all. I'll suck the whole basketball team

>>941262156
Oh. Hi Josh.

>>941262169
Chicken and watermelon

>>941262758
Did you forget the waffles?

>>941256555
I dunno, I fell asleep way before this one was posted

>>941263989
Yes

nigger nigger nig nog niggy nig nigger, ah nig nigga nig nog nigger nigger nigger.

nig nig ni gnig, anig nig nig. niggerlodeon.

am I a bad person for telling my ex I'm fucking tiny skinny strippers?
she deserves it btw but still?

>>941270902
Not really but she doesn’t need to know

>>941270902
>>941270949
picrel she deserves it though she keeps coming talk to me
Also emails because I delete her from other apps

>>941271003
every time I post a picture I have to check again and again if I doxxed myself. old habits

>>941271003
also fuck she's been in the shower for 10 minutes

>>941271003
Why does she deserve it

>>941271626
she kinda did the same. and fight like crazy every time I tried to leave her (seriously we end up at the police station a few times in 2 different countries) and one time we fucked and she robbed me after I fell asleep (she took my phone, credit cards, cash...)

>>941271626
oh and she stole my passport twice

>>941271626
AND she keeps texting me instead of leaving me alone. well now she ignores me because i talked a lot of shit recently about women but she will text me in a day or two

>>941272672
>>941272687
>>941272725
so why is she your ex?

>>941273115
her legs are too short, couldn't keep up with me when we walked places together

>>941273115
I mean... In case it's not obvious she's crazy

>>941273162
Like our resident rodent, I understand
>>941274724
She seems nice

>>941275056
reminder i caught you erping with another guy

>>941275056
>She seems nice
If you want she's single. Oh wait she's not your type she's a woman
>>941275157
yeah the other guy was you

>threads dead call upon the guy who killed it because he uses stalkers to spam their own threads make uninteresting (HARD TASK BTW)
>keep killing own threads on dead site

>>941275234
i was lol

>>941275287
kek faggot

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?
.....

>>941275157
I caught you simping over minors
>>941275234
Nah I’m good, I’m married to josh

>>941275655
Do you deserve it?

>>941276010
Is it even legal to marry yourself?
>>941276010
>minors
kombucha and canadacunt?

>>941275157
dream girl right here.

>>941276088
Nah Shane has nudes of a 13 year old saved

>>941276240
she's fat tho

>>941276283
Only because you sent it

Chris Chan moment

my wife has a sideways ass instead of a tummy. I suggested she go to a doctor but she refused. should I be worried?

I'm hungry now

>>941276364
She needs nipples for the eyes

>>941276371
im drunk i wonder if anything happened on endchan with the real egirls i kinda stopped looking because tgey were all whores and all the same

>>941276447
girls don't have nipples doofus but I appreciate the artwork

>>941276574
I didn't like him being blind

and how the fuck are twitch threads beating the good old flappy threads? 550+ replies in one hour seriously?

>>941276312
What a comeback

>>941276735
it's interesting whereas flappy left these became ad space
i don't see value in them to average posters who post once a week

>>941276735
Because 4chan is dead and threads don’t die anymore. It’s not a medal of how popular a thread is anymore. Just a reminder how dead the board is

>>941277170
this board is but because it's filled with unbased reditt niggers
imageboard as whole is ancient tbh mid 00's was prime now it's resdit with extra steps because everyone keeps track of everyone and head mod is literally trying his hardest to stop edge because he's a jeet power tripping

>>941277137
twitch is also 100% ads for twitchfags
>>941277170
ONE HOUR, RETARD

Animal crackers in my poop, peanuts and corn loop de loop

>>941277562
true but they have hot girls so it's excusable idk this would just be a kinda decent porn site if we kaiboshed any posts without images
i personally dislike anyone without images

>>941277935
>they have hot girls
yeah but last time I checked most fags in those threads were talking about their lives and shit nobody cares about not about their bodies.
btw I fucked a girl who looks like emiru a few days ago, like face hairstyle, body everything. She looked like 23 in the bar. When I got back home with more lights she did look more like her age (about 10 years more lol) but still hot. Anyway.

>>941278152
>yeah but last time I checked most fags in those threads were talking about their lives and shit nobody cares about not about their bodies
haven't checked in some time but grim if true

>>941278292
Look new one 40 minutes 500 replies 42 pics. Fucking simps I swear.

>>941278600
grim also my fake kombucha pic is from them because of some emi kombucha scandal

>>941276735
It’s simp culture and it’s 4 guys nonstop spamming the same shit every thread

>>941278871
>fake kombucha
which one?
>4 guys
there's obviously more I mean i didn't read but 500 replies in 40 minutes it can't be just 4 fags.

Shane are you a grower or a shower?

>>941279160
he wishes he could grow

>>941279160
I don't think he takes showers

>>941279331
"Show", as in your penis showing close to its full size when flaccid.

>>941279287
i literally have biggest verified dick here

>>941279441
I still don't think he takes showers

>>941279529
i have sex in showers and it blows tbh

shower sex looks good in porn in reality it sucks because you're bending a bitch over and she always accidentally makes it cold

>>941279576
>t. virgin
sex in shower sucks because water is not a good lubricant. well it doesn't really suck because sex is sex but still.

>>941279737
i don't use lube im a raw dogg
luve sucjs for men it gets rid of grip

>>941279788
I give up there's no point arguing about sex with a virgin

im a master masturbator when i say that pussy lava it's hot no cap
my ex from 2015 would body every whore here

>>941279879
yea nah you lost me i know i had sex

>>941279925
kek shane I love when you're drunk

>>941279963
the dog doesn't count, josh

>>941279993
im not jersh cunningham
>>941279966
halfway there

I am going to be a millionaire next year at this time

>>941280053
so poorer

I have visions of Black cock pointed at me.

>>941280027
drink more then. about twice as much

>>941280094
i cut back because i was saying things i shouldn't while blacked out things grapeape malds over

>>941280089
Yes. I'm a billionaire right now and I'll be merely a millionaire next year

>>941280160
kek that's why you should drink more. at some point the blackouts disappear. I've only had one in the past few years it was last week maybe like 30 minutes and I drank a lot.

>>941280268
grim i feel a $10 budget i no longer spend 200 weekly on alcohol just 50

>>941280341
what kind of fag says "grim" all the time?

>>941280301
mine was like 4 days ago kek i looked at my posts i was like wtf this is damn near illegal constantly or TOS fucked

>>941280484
been britfucked for bout 3 weeks

>>941280490
kek seriously your body gets used to it and adjusts when I was completely wasted here before I was drinking like almost a liter of spirit and no blackouts.
just try to know your limits. slow down at some points but keep drinking. it's an art.

>>941280752
i wish i'd be a maestro while "owo noticed your bulge" fggts got noticed

>>941280682
do you realize i'm everywhere?

Anybody ever drink pennyroyal tea?

>>941281158
Get a job, you fucking Jew troon

>>941281218
>tea
faggot

>>941281224
jobs suck
>>941281158
have sex, incel

>>941281224
lol faggot mad
stalking is against the rules

dead mama has a job, why doesn’t bum nigger son

>>941281312
teslas suck

>>941281312
>i'm not mad i got caught
just stfu niggerfaggot i don't care

>>941281396
I agree. They suck gay nigger Jew cock

>>941281625
only teslacuck would put is dick in a tesla

>>941281625
should I?
pro tip: just stfu niggerfaggot

My suit is gucci

>>941281936
>be niggerfaggot
>jepordize everything because hurt fee fee's

>>941281936
oh there's new pics
would with the fatty on the right

>>941281984
>fatty niri is 26 and 2x wight and 2x younger and kombucha is really 3x heavier

shanes boyfriend came back and now it's a competition of who can be the gayest narcissist

>>941281984
i have tons all better than these whores

>>941282075
still would the fatty on the right
>>941282115
he wins I'm going to bed soon

yea i win i mog nearly everyone on this board but got surprised by literally millionaires like 2x

>>941282375
you have nudes of the cute fatty though? who is she?

>>941282516
i honestly deleted most pictures and blocked myself from 4chan so when my bid is up it literally up

>>941282943
kek
Josh post the nudes you probably have it

somefags will huray but from my screen threads will last 4hrs

>>941282998
i don't have any i deleted them i have to go in my trash

>>941281312
He's going to hurt his neck

>>941282375
aww how cute, Shane plays with toys

>>941283119
be josh be a literal furry pedo faggot

Something you could all learn from

>>941283125
>be nuri get kicked out threads because you're an annoying attention whore

Shane, unclench your jaw
https://youtube.com/shorts/YBrpqygfvqY?si=3837ZbzKm8STzlhI

This book says nigger a lot

Anyway, hi to all the non fags

How do I regain energy after eating? I get lethargic and want to lay around. I need to remain productive

>>941283146
You don’t know how to green text? Go back

>>941284147
Howdy

>>941285163
Hi. How's you doing?

>>941285130
greentext is my thing kok sometimes i can't be arsed to

>>941285360
Awful. How about you

>>941286228
I'm alright, thanks. What's going on?

>>941286307
My job as a security guy went south. Apparently the animatronics came to life so I had to kill them. Thankfully I brought a gun. I can’t imagine anyone doing this job or a series of this job without bringing a gun

>>941286424
Oh damn, that's kinda wack. I wonder why that happened..

>>941286740
No idea. I’m sure some guy on YouTube will talk about my night for years to come.

>>941286890
I can see it. A theorist of sorts...

>>941287331
Call him FatPat incredible gassy

>>941287434
Exactly, genius

I punched a hole in the wall today

>>941288796
Why?

>>941289207
Got frustrated at my impotence

>>941289292
Yeah, I've been there

I refuse

>>941292611
What?

>>941294498
like everything that zoomers glob onto this meme is also brought to you by nigger culture

>>941294806
So?

>>941295077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnygT6ANLzQ

so if you watch the video and listen (if you can bare it) to the song the meme spawned from you can clearly see it embodies everything wrong with the current state of the world.

>>941295178
Sounds like a you problem

>>941295229
im going to point out niggers where i see them if you want to act like a nigger then ill call you one. six seven HAHAHAHAHAHHA six SEVEN HAHAHAHAHHA. NIGGERS AND GUNS AND MUMBLE RAP HAHAHAHAHAHAHQA SO FUNNNYY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

>>941295300
Ok

I refuse therefore I am

The Last Voyage of The Demeter

Anyway

>>941299109
oh i forgot about this ad space let my own thead die like nuri's parents amd josh's dad lmao

I’m going to buy a josh today

>>941299415
You're supposed to do that on the down low

josh raped me when I was 8

>>941300112
I tried but I had to do it in front of my parents

>>941300711
Well tell your parents it's your friend from church

Inherit money from your parents

Minecraft Poo Ethnic Dookieloo

What's a good thing to eat during a heavy rain storm?

>>941301789
Josh said eating ass is the best

>>941301990
*men's ass

I'm thinking about eating some m&m's. What kind should I get?

>>941302159
The ones with poison inside

What candies do pedophiles like to eat?

>>941302833
Ask Shane

Release the Shane files. Come on, Trump.

Can’t say Shane doesn’t have the tightest hole

>>941301990
Can confirm

Do we have cum on our faces?

>>941303060
Shane said eating men's ass is the best too

I'm lonely and need someone to be the big spoon

>>941303662
I bet he did, that little homosexual...

>>941303920
josh raped me when I was 8

>>941304297
Is Shane prophet Muhammad?

>>941304407
shane was watching from the cuck chair

Holy shit I miss kombuchan

>>941304583
literally why?

>>941304643
She’s awesome

>>941304678
how?

>>941304812
fuck you mean how?

>>941304885
I mean how? do you even speak english?

>>941304903
How now, brown cow?

>>941304903
No

>>941304938
proof she's awesome?

>>941304973
oh

>>941304983
Proof?

>>941305023
so no proof?

>>941304583
Yeah, hopefully she's doing alright

>>941305191
She's probably cutting herself right now

>>941305354
I blame josh for that he start all this by cutting off his pp

Im gay

>>941305502
I'm not. The first one was a good game. It had a lot of creative freedom and you could do whatever you wanted. It had a good story and a good plot. The second one was just a bad sequel. They made it too easy and took away the creative freedom