Thread 941271462

>remove all pornography boards and ban all pornography
>clean up /pol/, implement a ton of features to make it what it was pre-2016
>clean up /b/, make it so that people banned from other boards can still post on /b/ (but can't post images until their ban expires)
>make the captcha once every hour
>Make it so that multiple images can be posted at once
>add audio mp4s and webms to ALL boards (but limited to 1 per post)
>Increase the comment limit to 1000 posts
>Allow raids
>Bring back /qa/ and add /soy/

The site simply isn't fun anymore. It lost its soul and became an ad farm.

Oh yeah, and rangeban Israel and India.

>>941271462 (OP)
There's a lot of threads i'd ban on sight along with the people posting in them. But i'd want to keep the site as it is because nobody likes censorship. You want censorship and power tripping retard mods all in an echo chamber you go to reddit. So I guess the only thing to do is nothing but keep it as it is, as much as some threads annoy me to see when i'm scrolling.

Dedicated AI slop/art board

Dedicated board for all things sissy/sissyhypno

Ban posting pictures of people shitting.
Ban the logfag with prejudice

>bring back the loli board
>send the logfag to /pol/
>create a taskforce for april fools events and other hollidays
>hire prostitutes to post but don't tell anyone they are prostitutes
>give the prostitutes a bonus if they marry an incel
>collect 80,000,000 in federal grants
>stick a /deenz/ thread on /ck/.

we don't need a /soy/ board

>>941271462 (OP)
1. get rid of /pol/ bring back /n/ for all political discussion, and moderators will be instructed to make it a neutral ground, with no one particular political leaning because facts don't care about your feelings.
2. clean up /b/, strict enforcement and regulation of porn, AIslop, and other assorted trash, and most importantly, delete the fucking logfag. there will be an entire logfag deathsquad enforcement team if necessary.
3. change the captcha so you only have to do it once for a 5 minute period site wide, and once for 2 minutes when creating a thread.
4. increase the character limit to 10,000 character maximum, this isn't fucking twitter.
5. 16 MB upload limit, webms and other video formats with sound will be allowed, can post a maximum of 5 media files per post up to the upload limit, and maybe figure out how to set a cap per IP so that faggots won't spam images/video with impunity
6. /AI/ will exist, that is the only place outside of /b/ that will have any AI threads whatsoever; site wide AIslop ban
7. site wide filtering of "jew" and "nigger" replaced with "who?" and "ty the tasmanian tiger"
8. anything else I want.

>back to two boards
>/a/ & /b/
>No more jannies that currently work here
>New jannies trained by mods
>Mods still gods

Give /b/ and /trash/ a one day archive.
Stop IP throttling.
Contain the /pol/tards.
Contain the /lgbt/ pot stirrers.
Restore /f/.
Fix captcha.
Kill off the 100+ /s/ threads on /b/ until only a few remain. No need to ban them. Just remove the near identical threads.
Set the ponyfags free.
Permaban the gay nigger spammer. Or contain them to a board for that thing.
Contain the logfag to their own thread or occasional fuckery instead of letting them bitch slap the catalog until its nothing but them and a few generals.
Find mods that don't power trip or ban for petty shit. Or at least if they do ban for petty shit it should more often than not lean towards good humor instead of a random fuck you. Not liking someones opinion is a shitty thing to ban people over. We would go to reddit if we want that.

>>941271462 (OP)
an AI board and a celeb board to get the slop out of other boards

A search function that lets people search by post number or see the posts that have images would be good. Kinda silly to make a post unsearchable just because there is no accompanying text.

>>941273678
We don't need an ai board. There are handful of threads people can easily filter. Its not as if it would be enforceable even if there were such a rule.
We already have a board for girls called /s/. They don't need fully banished but the /s/ posting on /b/ is definitely heavily spammed at this point.

>>941273657
I should say the American /pol/tards. No other nation is a quarter the problem as those screaming about Republicans and Democrats.

>>941271462 (OP)
I'd sell it.

>>941273678
Something that has never worked as it should is containment boards, except somehow with my little pony...
Anyways, these boards becomes hotspots, sure, but it isn't long before it spreads in a recruitment like fashion.
Without stringent moderation, containment does the opposite of what it is meant to.

i would log /b and and give the data to gouvernment
for money

>>941271462 (OP)
1)I'd use my recourses to find where the logposter lives and hire someone to murder him.

2)Ban pedo shit from every board and give them their own board for 1 year while collecting their personal info, then I will turn all the ones living in countries where Loli is considered CP into their local authorities while doxxing publicly all the ones living in countries where Loli isn't CP legally. Then I'd delete the pedo board then ban and doxx anyone that posts pedo shit site wide.

3) Auto ban in discussion of politics outside of /pol/ and maybe allow mild civil /pol/ discussions on /int/.

4) No dedicated porn threads on /b/, still allow NSFW, but no post or comment can be for the sole purpose of sharing porn.

5) bring back /qa/ obviously

6) add a /raid/ board

7) add a /lolcow/ board

8) ban racism site wide

9) range ban California, New York city, DC, Portland, Israel, India, and China.

10) allow mp4/WebM site wide

Consider lawsuits against search engines for obscuring the site url. Dozens of pages talking about the site but no direct link? We know what is going on.

>>941275692
Also ban all celebrity and AI poster, forgot that one.

>>941275692
Also forgot to add Russia and Ukraine to the range ban list.

>>941271462 (OP)
shut it down

>>941275713
I'm going to do exactly what you said, I'm going to remove the porn boards and ban all pornography. You're free to go to the /b/ or /no Strip club/ boards

>>941273285
booooooooooo. dont censor any english words. what are you, insane? nigger deserves to be said.

>>941276960
relax I'd only do it for that specific reaction and then I'd be like
>u jus got troll'd fag
and then repeal the filter because you know I don't really give a shit

>>941276960
It's just boring. I hate niggers and Jews too, but why does it need to be discussed over and over and over again? Like how many fucking threads do we need saying that we hate nigger? No shit Sherlock, EVERYONE does, even other niggers. It's gone beyond boring to the point of exhausting. Only 12 year olds think it's cool or funny to say naughty words, filtering it would be filtering out all the retard zoomer faggots.

>>941277135
but if you block the word nigger, then how am i supposed to tell niggers that they are niggers?

i would nigger dindu chicken biscuit click circle line faggot

>>941277338
take your chicken and go jump in a lake

>>941275692
Stop spamming the catalog.

I would immediately sell it. Too much legal trouble.

>>941271462 (OP)
Instantly ban bbc race bait shit, 100% first thing. Clean up a lot, no duplicate threads. Log threads gone, only allow 3 porn or nude centered threads at a time, including dick rates, but 4 dilf, wives/ex’s threads. Only 3 at a time, only 2 politically centered threads at a time, heavy containment

Ban ad farms
All shills will have their ip revealed under every post they've made

Gif boards deleted and replaced with wsfvid and nsfwvid

Flash will also host sfw and NSFW Ai. Any AI generals outside of that will be bsnhed

Furries get their own board and any attempt to post outside if it is intant 1 year ban.

Indian bans are instant ranged and will last weeks

Israel bans months.

Starting a Political thread in non political board will be considered a perma ban offense with length of ban fir posters determined by how much they interacted wuth the political thread.

IPs of serious offenders posted on the page and why they were banned posted as well.

Pedo and Beadtiality is forbidden
Gore is kept to NSFW boards but not strictly porn boards

Underage ban is strictly enforced.

Dysphoria mods affiliated with the site how are you d to be using 4chan to lure victims to groom and traffick will be reported to local to their ip address violent excons then later police.

>>941277135
Look up the history of the ADL.
The court case that started it will tell you why its been pushed nonstop.

>>941275301
"containment boards" are staging grounds for invasions

>>941271462 (OP)
>ban all yellowfags
>clean up /pol/, implement a ton fo features to make it what it was pre-2011
>by which I mean, get rid of /pol/
>permaban everyone who has ever posted in /pol/, for that matter, for the good of the site
>allow mods to ban people sitewide for trying to astroturf plastic political bullshit, especially soyfags
>allow raids of other sites, but not of other boards
>add /qa/ to the list of things you can't talk about without getting a "we think this post is spam" message
>increase the bump limit to 400-500 maybe on /b/
>re-add gore and loli boards
>prioritize original content on /b/ to make it what it was pre-2010, but not by removing things I don't like, because anyone who wants to add extra RULES to fucking /b/ is an unmitigated fag

I agree that this site isn't fun anymore, but soyfags don't understand what fun is. That other stupid imageboard you visit isn't what 4chan was like when it was good, it's like current 4chan minus any minor remnants of joy it once had and with all the worst elements dialed up to eleven but for all the wrong reasons.

I remember when /b/ was good. We used to post "/b/ was never good", but we didn't know how great we had it before faggots like OP came into the picture.

I hope you die, OP. I hope it's painful.

>>941279042
You know, /b/ had rules and breaking them had consequences.
Wevalso didn't have captcha.

A thread woukd oft organically stay at the top or dissappear in seconds under a no stop torrent of posts.

Its why tldr and "wall of text" was used. Time and real content was important

>>941277297
There aren't niggers here dumbass. Or if there are, get creative. Show them we're better by actually BEING better.

>>941277792
Make me.