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Anonymous No.941276079 [Report] >>941276426 >>941276489 >>941276551 >>941276734 >>941276833 >>941279118
The glowies actually won in their war against 4chan, here's how:

They established a culture of meta-irony shitposting and time wasting, after initial outside investment the culture grew to be self sustaining and the glowies could stop. So now the catalogue is just filled with organic shit, people thinking they're in on the joke but they're in fact the useful idiots.

They virtue signaled and artificially boosted what are essentially q-tards and plan-trusters. Given the inherently small nature of 4chan a little bot-boosting encouraged non-critical-thinking schizos to ramble on and to support others like themselves. Where natural bullying and critical thinking would usually drown them out, there was now a massive artificial network established to keep them afloat, eventually "rational" schizos stopped engaging and left.

They also banned organic posters that would gather a lot of attention and you's and who would have their talking points propagated throughout - if it went against the narrative the glowies were trying to construct. 4chan expressly allows fingerprinting to the degree that even changing IP doesn't matter, any useful opsec to obscure fingerprinting to evade false bans would mean you couldn't post.

To counter this counter you have to be concise and know your audience, don't talk to useful idiots, don't talk to non-whites. Craft your small messages such that your target audience (straight white men) can from within themselves synthesize an understanding that mimics your own and happen upon organic ideas that mirror your own. No 12 hour long video with bad information, no 3 5mb pictures with half an essay and some nazi paraphernalia. Simple, small and true - trust your brothers will awaken themselves.
Anonymous No.941276426 [Report]
>>941276079 (OP)

perhaps if you got a fucking job, you wouldn't have so much free time on your hands to sit around postulating about this bullshit

Plus, who knows? You might even find a girl who thinks you're interesting

But you're never going to find either one sitting on your ass staring at that stupid monitor

take your meds
schizo
Anonymous No.941276489 [Report]
>>941276079 (OP)
That was the most needlessly loquacious long-winded soliloquy on Earth, and you wrapped the entire thing up with KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE

hahahahahahaha

You made even MY grandiloquent blovination seem amateurish
Anonymous No.941276551 [Report]
>>941276079 (OP)

I think you'd be a lot happier over at 8kun
Anonymous No.941276734 [Report]
>>941276079 (OP)
Welcome to the dead internet.
Anonymous No.941276753 [Report] >>941276915 >>941277452
Well when you sell the site to a gook then hire a bunch of furry trannies to manage the site, the site fails
Simple as
Remember a while back when all of the mods and janny's info got leaked?
Retards running this place now
Anonymous No.941276833 [Report]
>>941276079 (OP)
has it ever occurred to you that certain people might enjoy rubbing people the wrong way and since you've proven anal retentive control freak syndrome is quite real, obviously one of the easiest ways to rub people the wrong way would be by using speech to text to literally create walls and walls and walls of never-ending ongoing mind numbing syllables after syllables after syllables, a never-ending stream of verbal effluent, effortlessly flowing from the hip of one's tongue through the magic of voice recognition, a speech to text soliloquy of endless and unimaginable lack of meaning. isn't it possible some people might simply be doing it on purpose knowing that it rubs other certain people the wrong way, and apparently they perceive that as some form of entertainment, which makes it perfectly acceptable.

wouldn't you agree?
Anonymous No.941276915 [Report] >>941276956
>>941276753

you're full of fucking shit
One of the mods is a friend of mine
he lives on Cheshire bridge road just like 2 mi from me here in Buckhead in Atlanta

He's still here dumbass...
it's not like they quit

You've got a little too much fantasy going on up there and maybe you should pepper it with a little bit of reality every now and then
Anonymous No.941276956 [Report] >>941277054
>>941276915
Proof?
Anonymous No.941277014 [Report] >>941277089 >>941277177 >>941277347
Meds, Andrew
Anonymous No.941277054 [Report] >>941277251
>>941276956
lol Why the fuck would someone quit just because their address got posted for a couple days to a bunch of irrelevant fucking losers who can't even afford their own internet service?

That doesn't even make sense
I've typed my name and social security number and address and even credit card information online in a few different image boards and nobody ever did a goddamn thing with them

what makes you think one of the mods would actually QUIT over that stupid irrelevant event?
Anonymous No.941277089 [Report]
>>941277014

EMPLOYMENT, MOOCH

because unlike me, you're not paying the internet bill, Sally boy

Go find a job and you'll finally find real self-respect

until then, your left living in my legendary shadow
Anonymous No.941277177 [Report]
>>941277014

I just got done mentioning you to the other guy

"losers who can't even afford their own internet service"

as if somebody like you has the wherewithal or the testicles required to actually do something with somebody's physical address and name

hahahaha

Not exactly what I would call intimidating

as if your mother's going to buy you a Greyhound ticket to go to Atlanta and beat up a mod?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anonymous No.941277244 [Report]
Anonymous No.941277251 [Report]
>>941277054
So do you hang out with a lot of furry tranny losers or just that guy?
Also tell him to suckstart a shotgun for failing so hard at his one job.
Anonymous No.941277347 [Report] >>941277465 >>941277515
>>941277014

In that, you're the one I've been waiting for

I invented my new world famous catchphrase today:

........"A LAZY PILE OF MOOCH".......

That's exactly what you are in my eyes
a worthless, shiftless, excuse making, LAZY PILE OF MOOCH™

I think it's fitting because that's basically exactly how you get by everyday

because you're certainly not the one footing the bill

nobody ever became a codependent excuse-making unemployed parasite by paying the bills
Anonymous No.941277452 [Report]
>>941276753
It was purposely leaked by ((them))

Snd they left.
Thats why the place feels slow and banns are applied randomly. Certain boards even completely dead.

This is a mistake they'll come to regret soon.
Anonymous No.941277465 [Report] >>941277822
>>941277347
you textbook defined the logfag
Anonymous No.941277515 [Report] >>941277889
>>941277347
>I invented my new world famous catchphrase today:
>........"A LAZY PILE OF MOOCH".......

That is a brilliant, innovative invention. If I were you, I'd run, not walk, to the patent office. You may just have the seed of the next business empire on your hands.
Anonymous No.941277579 [Report]
Cringevis seething lmao!!!!!!
Anonymous No.941277752 [Report]
I'm outside feeding and watering some stray cats and one of them has sustained an injury to the side of his head and he's shying away from me whereas he would normally be right here with me

when they're injured, they are smart enough not to trust anybody

It looks like it might be an abscess but I can't get close enough to tell

I might actually have to capture him and run the course of antibiotics with him. amoxicillin

I'm going to chill for a while and see if he doesn't come out and let me get a better look at it.
Anonymous No.941277822 [Report] >>941278782
>>941277465

yeah but he's the most creative guy on this goddamn board so he's extremely busy and he's following his dreams and he's leaving a mark that's undeniable

He's earned his street cred
Anonymous No.941277889 [Report]
>>941277515

You like it too, huh?

It rolls off the tongue just right

"YOU LAZY FUCKING PILE OF MOOCH!!"™

say it a few times. actually verbalize it. It feels good, doesn't it?

You're growing inside

And I'm proud I got to witness it!
Anonymous No.941278782 [Report] >>941279154 >>941279314
>>941277822
He's not creative. He lazily slaps together badly-made shop-jpb pics, reposts then ad infinitum, makes no new things, uses ai JUST to change andy's face, and won't stop harrassing everybody.

Calling him "creative" is like saying you farted and CLAIM to have made an orchestral masterpiece that rivals the works of Mozart, which you DIDN'T!!
Anonymous No.941278803 [Report]
yep it's an abscess from a fight apparently...

hmmm
okay...

amoxicillin
Anonymous No.941279118 [Report]
>>941276079 (OP)
>fucking schizo
Anonymous No.941279154 [Report]
>>941278782
Proof?
Anonymous No.941279314 [Report] >>941280058 >>941280111
>>941278782

I don't think you understood what I meant

He's creating CHAOS
Anonymous No.941280058 [Report]
>>941279314

No, he's creating entropy... you know, if this was real life, he would've been stopped long ago with one simple punch in the face.
Anonymous No.941280111 [Report]
>>941279314
Also, your giving him too much credit. Obvious driving people away and being an obnoxious phony isn't "chaos"

He's creating "desolation" not chaos.
Anonymous No.941283290 [Report]
Gotta get some jobs
Anonymous No.941286177 [Report]
In a perfect world

Men like me would not exist

But my friends...

This

Is

Not

A

Perfect

World