Thread 941280450

g/fur - sdjhgsdjfhgvsj edition

GROND !

>>941280486
Ginger is pretty good. Ginger, garlic, soy sauce, green onion, black pepper, cayenne pepper, toasted sesame oil, Sichuan pepper corns, and cooking sherry. Chuck it all in a blender and blend until completely liquified, then put it in a pot and cook it on high heat until it starts to boil, then turn the heat to low and let it simmer until it thickens.

mmmm sweaty vr sex

>>941281094
Can we maybe put the plates down to a slight simmer, hush away into a comfy silent corner and really just kinda cuddle there for, I dunno, mayhaps a minute or so?
That kinda thing is really all I want recently, just softcore affections, smoochings, cuddlings, pettings, squeezings, soft whispers, all this turning into 'nuff other things.
One big dark and cold hall, one huge fireplace in the middle, one huge, fresh, comfy pelt on the stone ground.
Mingling, stroking, cuddling, oh all the cuddlings...

I love mankind.

And drugs, I really do love drugs!

>>941282145
isnt he a gumy bear

>>941281774
Sure, we could do that while it simmers. It'll take at least 20 minutes to reduce and thicken depending on how much there is. Plenty of time to do the other stuff.

>>941282166
I'm your huckleberry

>>941282498
Fool, forget the food. We can always just make some 3 minute eggs, eat them 15 minutes later.
Hehehe.

>>941282918
If it's eggs you want I could make us a nice eggs Benedict. You'd probably like eggs Benedict and that's a quick meal.

>>941283195
It's quite rich, I'd require a decent workout beforehands

I love the sdjhgsdjfhgvsj editions

>>941283436
It's cute in't it??!

>>941283652
Yes

>>941283371
I'm sure we could arrange that.

>>941283715
Psshhh, there's nuffn to arrange, I#ll rumble you all through the lobby and up and down the floors until we reach our room and then you can only lay there and pray to your maker because I won't even be fucking able to listen anymore. Nah, it's gonna be my weirdo kinda shit that fucks you up.
No escaping once you're caught up in my kinda strings of maddening dis-life!

WAH-AH-AH-AH-WOAH-WAH-AAAAHHHH-WOAH-WOAH-WAWAWAWA-WAH-WAH-
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>941283732
Wow

>>941284099
What do you mean weirdo kknd of shit?

>>941284108
>>941284173
Bababa, doodeedoodeedoo, lalala, boobyboobyboo!

Waco Jesus king of grind!

>>941284294
Wholesome boi

>>941284530
Let's boop!

>>941284294
How drunk are you?

>>941284679
Nah

UGH leaked Borb’s photos

Ugh ugh ugh!

>>941284788
That's not polite!
2L white wine, 3L beer of the stronger kind and I don't wanna tell how much I#m smoking up.
Happy now, any funny? I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

>>941284946
Good mantra right there.

>>941285567
Hmmm, what's up with those delusional religiously fellows and their trips

>>941285408
fake news theyre not bald ughhhhhhhh

>>941285408
Bad Eddy!

>>941285567
You should probably not be drinking that much.

>>941285408
Ugh.

>>941285693
Bitches be tripping caprisuns
Some motherfucker niggas always tryna ice skate uphill

>>941285773
This is a nice lil private friday fright night to excite and amuse myself.
Tune in tomorrow, maybe I#ll disgrace this place but I think IO know better by now

>>941286170
Right, I'm not sure what that means but okay.

>>941286511
beeeoowwwww wa wa wa weeeeeeeeowwwww

weeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

~ooowwwwwwww

BONK!

Wow mean

>>941287186
don't abuse the poor gator :(
Florida man is sad now

>>941286662
Alright then.

>>941287515
Unhold!

>>941287572
Neverno mean the gatordile! :(
Of total unbonk!

>>941288087
Savvy!

>>941288726
Hmmm okay granted

>>941288726
beautiful gator
so majestic

>>941288788
You almost rolled chomping well!

>>941288827
Coolgator

>>941288922
true Florida gator

>>941289055
Fatsogator

fat bastard

>>941289055
>Plpapplapplapplapplapplap

>>941286951
Brazilian style, make me remember of Bossa Nova, is weird but cool

>less porn than a normal day
Comfy i guess.

>>941289579
Fallout is real, wow.

>>941289673
I would a Brazilian!
Comfy Brazil brown buns!

>>941289722
Waiting for Fallout: Bakersfield

>>941290158
Hoober

>>941289815
>Waiting for Fallout: Bakersfield
did me laugh, and i don't why.

>I would a Brazilian! Comfy Brazil brown buns!
A Brazilian boyfriend?

>>941290188
yes u

>>941290270
I will declare that it is a project!
Furtherhence: Probs not much!

Oyo gimme a lil latino!
¡Ya wey!, ¡pinche pendejo wey!, ¡ya!

>>941290411
Cool, has luck? If the respond is yes, you will probably have a Brazilian boyfriend, my anon. And has a nice night.

guh

>>941290545
One doesn't need BRRR bf when he has SA buddy to talk to
Nicey night to you toooooo

>>941290663
A rare deer sighting.

>>941291549
just passing though for once (:

>>941290284
Much
Almost done work

>>941291628
keep working more and you'll end up as glue

hope you lot are doing well

i persomlyy wish all ye well
BUT
and this is where the hare lays in the pepper
zaziki yoghurt sauce!
This is indiscussable!

GARLICS!!

>>941291784
i luffs u cuddle hope youre good

>>941289815
You are aware that Fallout: Bakersfield wpuld just look like Bakersfield right? That place is already a hellhole.

>>941292199
i'm good for the most part <3

>>941292271
<333

>>941292252
There's this meme about STALKER: Misery
The joke being it being so bland it might as well be Missourah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k51skJUVj5s
Did like that Gummo movie, pretty fckn weird

>>941291601
Always just passing through, looking for dick.

>>941292463
i mean you aren't wrong
not that i'd struggle if i needed it

>>941292424
Missouri is also really fucking awful. But, like, the entire state. Yakov Smirnoff lives there.

>>941292565
Shoulda taken that left at Albuquirky

choke lives in missouri ):

i hope he'a doing well

>>941292565
nuh uh its beautiful there

>>941291773
Hmmm sticky hooberfluid

>>941292912
yes u if you werk more

Squishface grew up there and Samuel Clemens was born there.

>>941292771
Sure beautiful in a hellish, brutal sort of way.

>>941292696
New Mexico is beautiful. The desert is a grand and magical place with a sky like crystal hanging impossibly high above your head. The sort of place you can stretch out and feel free.

>>941292983
st louis != missouri

>>941292760
what if we're related

>>941292983
Kinda like semi-lucid in the sky with diamonds. Lotsa stars out there.
Would watch

>>941293068
Missouri has all the charm and beauty of Mad Meg.

>>941293074
Yes, a lot of stars. You get way out in the desert far and away from everyone and you'll have an ocean of lights above your head.

The problem with Missouri is that no matter where you go there you're still in Mussouri. And that's just terribke.

>>941293187
Yes, no, maybe. Can you repeat the question?

>>941292981
Almost done

>>941293311
Does Germany have good views of the night sky?

>>941293328
should be done at 3pm not am grrr

>>941293442
It can get pretty fly for a white guy.

>>941293535
Ohh

>>941293791
ikr, night

>>941293575
You're not making any sense.

>>941293230
i had a nice time

Misery

>>941294037
I just 360nolifed you

I have rendered you a Fool!

Beholdst my capabilities of renderings!

shlushag

Hmmm

Where dem fembois at?

Amazon I think

>>941294102
So did Donald Beardslee.

>>941294280
Alright then.

>>941297971
Always stealing dem fembois.

i have all the fembois

Bnuy prime

>>941299188
Bnuuy wishes he was all the fembois.

>>941300162
i look okay from the neck down

>>941300290
You look fine just because they have something you don’t doesn’t make you less pretty

Dely's got a tight butthole.

>>941301711
who you been talking to

>>941301744
The other bnuuys.

Chicken thighs and potatoes was my dinner tonight. Used up the last of the hot sauce to make in making the chicken, was totally worth it. I still have a shit load of chicken left that I didn't cook. What ahould I make with it? Should I make some jerk chicken? Or should I make some sort of pasta dish?

>>941301798
the allegations are true. i have gorilla grip bussy

>>941301934
Bnuuys may have tight holes, but they have loose lips.

>>941303986
No.

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
.....

Goodnight.

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.
....

>>941311898
Hoober

>>941312093
Yes you

>>941312123
Id rather see you as hoober

>>941312093
big hoob cock

>>941312347
Hmm book

>>941312654
Hoob
>>941312764
Hmmm

>>941280450 (OP)
i'm trying to build a 100% working time machine, but i'm not sure if that's a good idea.
i've got to be careful.
i think i'm going to have to wait a while for it to work.

hooba

I want run but weather is ass

>>941320241
Don't forget the crystals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3LHAlcrTRA

>>941322856
wow

Hmm

Hooba.

>>941328676
uwu

>>941328699
Homo.

e6 is down

>>941329185
The Republicans got to it.

>>941329246
You mean the jews?

https://youtu.be/noH3x6hMOvM?si=1NqBsTUlBy9qUBWh

>>941329281
Republicans, Democrats, Jews, its all the same.

>>941329361
Here you go perv my moobs

mavvy oobs

>>941329855
Oobs.

>>941330136
Twinks all look the same

>>941330081
Forgor to put name on

>>941330223

>>941330289
mavvy forg
sad

On a night of the full moon, you sit in front of your computer. Naked with everything prepared, you're set for a night of gooning before the window behind you opens.
A large beast covered in sweat and reeking of smells familiar, potent, and exhilarating pulls himself into your room. You eye his erect cock glistening with fluid while he eyes you and the sex on your screen. You saw his cock jump and a large bead of pre flow before he walks over to you, holding you in his arms before throwing you on the bed. You pull yourself up before coming face to face with his enormous shaft, staring at the opening oozing his liquid while your nose is assaulted by his powerful needy masculine scent

>>941329855
would impregnate and then fake my own death to avoid child support

>>941330223
Oobs.

>>941330341
why are you sad?

>>941330623
I can't get children I got an IUD ;_;

>>941330748
Snarf my whole right side of my arm is aching :<

>>941331558
I do be sad day

>>941331558
Slept on it wrong?

>>941331588
Get better have something hot to drink

>>941331763
I got an IV with a thick needle and syrupy medication

>>941331873
I've got two needles in my arm.

>>941331873
I should
Maybe coff

>>941331558
life finds a way

>>941331588
no sad only happy friends

https://youtu.be/g-Uv7jB9GZU
>>941332339
Sad dey must come so we rember happy dey

>>941332339
I've got a pretty good idea of what you're saying.

The problem is that the way you say it, it sounds like you're saying that the only way someone can be a good person is through following a religion.

I'm not saying that at all.

Hoobs

Hoeven

Fat ball sacks

>>941335777
snifff

>>941335913
i dont like those proportions anon!!!

fat

>>941335777
>>941335913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFPaSIy--50

Anon has dookie tastes

ewww dookie

Not the furriest furry, butt fury.

I've imagined an island full of tanuki as the sun sets over the waters. the sky lit up in purple streaks of twilight with little bright sparkles of white appearing in the sky. All around, tanuki gather with some behind the counter at the seaside bar preparing. All of them celebrate their own festival as they play music from their bellies.
Also something about paying tanuki servers/waiters a "tip" to dunk their balls in my drink

>>941337126
Then they float around on their Giant Nutsacks. (actual Tanuki lore)

Hm

>>941337324
Man, that makes me wish tanuki were real. If not playing and worshiping their golden balls, I'd love to be friends with a musical fellow and jam out together

hoobs

hooba