Thread 941281790

Why is it so powerful to troll 4channers?

>>941281790 (OP)
show benis

>>941281887
no

/qa/ lost

ignore that guy above me, /qa/ won

>>941281790 (OP)

You bums couldn't even hack correctly... That wasn't exactly "hacking" as much as it was 4chan foolishly forgetting to lock the door.

You don't even have a fucking job

You can't intimidate or troll or annoy anybody, not that I've ever seen

I've never seen one of you guys do anything effective, and that's coming straight from my heart.

If I thought you guys even had one tiny drop of talent I would say it

But I simply haven't seen any

Just a bunch of bored unemployed lonely masturbating misfits who somehow found each other and decided they were finally part of something lol

(they kind of reminds me of a secret club exclusive for down syndrome bag boys at grocery stores)

Not exactly the club you want to be part of

hey soyjack minecraft the movie 2 is comming out next year

And of course if you could eavesdrop on one of the down syndrome bag boy members only club charter events, they would all be patting themselves on the back, talking about how stupid the customers were...

of course...

false bravado goes hand in hand with life failure

Test

>>941282659
I know and it's going to suck

>>941282659
>actually mentions minecraft

That's exactly what I'm talking about...
stunted little video game sissies
The most awkward of awkward misfits

each of them being the biggest loser in their own individual respective school

each of them becoming the most awkward misfit in the yearbook

they somehow found each other

And now they think they are finally part of something for the first time in their life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yep. maybe this would be a good time to go play another video game

One things guaranteed:
NO SOYJAK HAS EVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE BEFORE...

obviously.......

like I said, not exactly the club any intelligent man would like to be part of

The sexually failed misfit club

Why would anybody want to be part of that?

Show me one of those inept unemployed awkward misfit butterball SOYJAK sissies who's got a girlfriend, and I'll show you a motherfucking LIAR....

because no man that got vagina would ever spend 5 seconds of his life associating with a bunch of losers who don't know how to talk to girls

Why would Conor McGregor want to hang out with a bunch of guys who were born with no arms or legs?

But if you're talking about kindergarten playground antics...

sure... Go ahead Play your little effeminate games and tell yourselves how powerful you are

But I'm a heterosexual

I GET MY DICK SUCKED EVERY FUCKING NIGHT (If I'm in the mood. And if I'm not. I'll tell her to eat shit)

You guys don't get any pussy

there's no way anybody who's cool that gets pussy wants to associate with a bunch of little boys with no arms or legs and no penises

>>941281790 (OP)
put quite succinctly.....

YOU SURE AIN'T NO LOGFAG

He's actually making a difference
He actually trolls people effectively
He's left an indelible mark

You guys don't hold a candle to him

Why would a cool charismatic heterosexual want to associate with grown men who DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS....

But instead DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LATEST MINECRAFT NEWS

birds of a feather

awkward little boys

impotent awkward little misfit boys

And now you understand why there's no line of guys waiting to join t
THE "WE'VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE BEFORE" CLUB™

>>941283275

So many stupid memes

but not one girl who's ever found you interesting

>>941283275

A proud member of THE 'WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET PUSSY' CLUB

>>941283275
instead of downloading stupid childish effeminate memes

My hard drives are filled up with homemade pornography of me getting my dick sucked

me stretching my wife's asshole out

But I can't say I've got any downloaded memes

>>941283476

the intimidating master of memes

convinces himself
He's a powerful troll


HAHAHAHAHA !!!

troll my testicles with your chin
You sexless little boy

>>941283476

what was your last girlfriend's name?

Not her complete name
Just her first name That will do

WHAT WAS YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?

I'm just curious

>>941283476

certainly you can remember her name

................right?

>>941283581
>troll my testicles with your chin
>>941283679
>what was your last girlfriend's name?

>>941283882
Kiss my hot lips you sexy soyposter

so easy

>>941281790 (OP)
grrrr!!! i am a proud 4channer... we will cum for you... winky wink ;3

we troll eachother >w<

>>941281790 (OP)
actually, it's the trannies' fault

I feel sorry for /b/'s resident sperg who spends hours and hours each day spamming away, with no responsibilities or life outside his keyboard and monitor. You just can't help but pity him — the urge to call a senior helpline and send a caregiver to his location is real. Someone to take him for walks, to lead him away from the anger-inducing screen in front of him... but alas I don't have his address and my desire to help is futile from the start.