Thread 941283190

What does /b/ think of aliens? Do you think they'll really show up soon?

>>941283190 (OP)
bumpan to see what anons think. In /x/ there have been lots of crazy threads, but i guess people on /b/ never go to /x/

fake shit to keep people distracted

>>941283320
they created novel antigravity technology as a distraction from what?

whatever they're hiding must be pretty bad then sheesh

i am here for aliensd

>>941283406
and aliens are here for you anon!

apparently they are attracted to genuine emotion. Chris Bledsoe claims that they appear after he prays so deeply that he cries. Him praying and crying has precipitated all of his UFO experiences.
curious, isn't it?
what a wonderful world it is we live in

If you could talk to someone that exists outside of time and space, what would you say?
Would they even be able to hear you?

government is shutdown
I don't care
pay us you stupid orange fucks

>>941283190 (OP)

QUESTION:
If I put a space alien in the corner of a room

And in the opposite corner, I put a chimpanzee

Q: what would be in the middle of the room?


........................a HUMAN

we ARE aliens

half alien, and half primate

>>941283824
if you ever feel lost maybe you should just go out at night and think about your life watch the """stars"""

>>941283851
>QUESTION:
>If I put a space alien in the corner of a room
>And in the opposite corner, I put a chimpanzee
>would the chimpanzee be able to detect the (not necessarily space, maybe even distantly related) alien?

>>941283824

That is caused by the aperture of a camera

You're literally just seeing the shape of the aperture, basically a lens flare in the shape of that particular camera's aperture

That's why some cameras create triangular shapes, some create circular shapes, some create hexagonal shapes etc etc

dumb dumb

>>941283899
>>QUESTION:
>>If humans are the cause of mass species extinctions
>>and are precipitating global warming
>>wouldn't it be better not to have to deal with them?
>>wouldn't it be nice to fly away and camouflage yourself to become invisible to those pesky humans?

>>941283925
this is caused by someone who see what they want to see, instead of simply seeing

you have the deboonker's DISEASE!!!!!!!

>>941283758

>praying
The delusional belief that one has telepathic powers, and can magically send telepathic messages to the invisible Sasquatch in the sky

>crying
emotionally unstable
losing control of his emotions

So delusional in his belief of telepathic powers, that he loses control of his emotions

VERY REPUTABLE

>>941284075

no sir you're wrong......

MY WIFE AND I SAW A REAL UFO UP CLOSE...

It was November 1997
And we saw it during the break of dawn, So we had an opportunity to see the base of the object as it levitated about 45 or 50 ft above us and passed overhead and kept moving southward

we got a good opportunity to look carefully and see if there was any ports or panels or vents or rivets or nuts or bolts or windows or LIGHTS

there were no signs of human manufacture

So no I am not a debunker

THE SHAPE OF THAT ONE OBJECT IS CREATED BY THE APERTURE OF THAT PARTICULAR CAMERA'S LENS

That's a scientific fact

>>941284075
>someone who see what they want to see
That literally describes like 99.99% of "ufo sightings". They see something strange and instead of thinking they just go "OMG ITS LE AYYLMAOS!"

>>941283925
the israeli government is NOT shut down like the american one is, i see

>>941284097
you're basically admitting you're an NPC shill that is afraid of being alone with their thoughts and reflecting on their actions. You deny yourself you feelings your whole life through and never realize what you would have been if you finally opened your heart to yourself

you were afraid of what you would find

>>941284232
>That's a scientific fact
no it's not. you're making it up as you go.

>>941284260
so true bestie
most of them are airplanes that people didn't notice because they usually spend every free moment inside watching netflix and eating

You Have to maintain skepticism
or you will lose your reputability

You will lose your objectivity

And thereby become disreputable

because you're too eager to want to believe

So far I haven't seen a single video on this thread that has convincing evidence

I've seen a jiggly night sky with satellites

I've seen the aperture lens flare of an out-of-focus light source
I've seen a questionable blue background with weird white airplane silhouette and two questionable dark triangles

I haven't seen anything that even vaguely resembles proof

AND I COMPLETELY BELIEVE IN UFOS

I'm just saying you don't have any good evidence

>>941284269
>whales went into sea to get away from us
>atmosphere is an ocean made of air
>humans sink to ground
>learn how to swim in air
>have entire atmosphere to yourself
>come down every now and then to mess with humans because you feel bad for how stupid they are
>???????
>profit

>>941284328

>doesn't even understand camera apertures

HAHAHAHAHA WOW!!!
So you're telling me you literally don't even know what a camera aperture is?

lmmfao

>>941284328

I didn't, you uneducated little boy

AGAIN: IT'S SCIENTIFIC FACT
dumbass

now you look like an eager little girl

desperately clinging to false hope

I HANDED YOUR ASS TO YOU TODAY
how did that feel?

>>941284369
I'm Haitian btw

>>941284492
thank you for correcting the record!
that's not how camera apertures work. It's clearly an electric current fluxing in the video. and aperture wouldn't affect that

>>941284589
>, you uneducated little boy

tell me the truth of aliens and ufo sightings, oh wise man

idiot doesn't understand the most basic scientific elemental fundamentals

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN APERTURE IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://youtube.com/shorts/LKMwPPnEMSs?si=ouDzRQri1nNf5bSd

>>941284684

Lol It seems like you're already doing a good enough job

............. right?

The man who doesn't even understand camera apertures

is suddenly now an expert on anti-gravity time travel

>>941283190 (OP)
It's not that I don't believe alien life exists.
It's just that I think they wouldn't have any reason to visit this world.
Like would they be like, "Hey, wanna go see some alien retards on another world and teach them shit?"
No, they'd probably have better shit to do.
Like jerk off into a black hole.

>>941284589
>I HANDED YOUR ASS TO YOU TODAY
>how did that feel?
>>941284589
greetings from Haiti

>>941284659

when somebody points a camera at a distant light source out of its focal range, the light source refracts in the cameras aperture, creating the shape of the cameras aperture

That's why you'll see some alleged UFO videos that have rounded triangle shapes

a three-sided triangle with rounded sides

That's a common camera aperture

or the hexagon

or the octagon

It's even famous for creating alleged "pyramid shaped UFOs"

coincidentally, when cross referencing the cameras used, the aperture always matches the shape of the alleged UFO

It's just a blurred light

AND SORRY GUYS BUT...

HOPING SIMPLY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH

>>941284756
you didn't tell me anything and this post was a waste of both of our times

thanks for nothing and in fact i will ignore your vacuous posts from now on

>>941284697
you don't even own a camera, shill

>>941284764
I heard a few versions of this story. we're basically out in the boonies and there ARE bustling galaxy spanning civilizations, but they just don't care to come here.

Anyone that does stop by does so out of curiosity on their way to other places. And dumps trash lmaoooo

>>941284870
>the light source refracts in the cameras aperture, creating the shape of the cameras aperture
a weird blobby potato shaped aperture...interesting

>>941284684

I will tell you my gut feeling after my wife and I witnessed a UFO travel over our heads and continue southward at dawn during late November 1997

after watching the object, I had a very strong gut feeling what we watched was not aliens...

and not secret military technology...

But I actually in my heart believe it was HUMANS TRAVELING THROUGH TIME

Not aliens traveling through space

I have no proof. I'm just telling you my gut feeling

I didn't even tell you the entire UFO encounter story

If you knew all the details, I guarantee it would make your hair stand on then because what we saw was really really close

And oddly enough IT LITERALLY FADED AWAY AND VANISHED RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!!

also: apparently the object was AWARE THAT WE HAD SEEN IT because as soon as my wife and I looked at it, It instantly stopped the way it was moving and just stayed stationary in the air

It was immediate after she and I both acknowledged an object hovering in the sky that was undulating kind of turning inside out of itself It's hard to explain

It looked like circular Rubik's cubes interlocking with itself in the sky hard to explain with words

But the second she and I became aware of it..
IT INSTANTLY STOPPED MOVING

It somehow knew we were aware of it

But even with all of that weirdness, instead of thinking I saw aliens, my gut feeling told me we just saw HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE TRAVELING THROUGH TIME

and not aliens traveling through physical space. That's my gut feeling

I could be wrong. maybe it was aliens

But that's not what my gut told me

>>941285110
were there any details you saw that made you think time travel??

>>941285110
>apparently the object was AWARE THAT WE HAD SEEN IT
this is very commonly reported as well.

>>941284764

nope. That's incorrect, sir...

All religions basically tell the same story

ALIENS CREATED US GENETICALLY

That's the entire immaculate conception myth

heaven being from outer space
ezekiel's real
a wheel inside of a wheel inside of a wheel in the sky

I just told you when my wife and I saw the UFO, it was originally like circular Rubik's cubes interlocking with theirselves up in the sky and as soon as we noticed it SUDDENLY IT INSTANTLY STOPPED AND JUST HOVERED IN THE SKY PERFECTLY STILL

nope.. aliens created us
That's the Adam's rib bullshit
DNA... Bone marrow... stem cells
obviously it was a sticks and stones retelling of a scientific event

"let us create man in our own image"

That's what it says on page 1 of the Bible

"LET US CREATE MAN IN OUR OWN IMAGE"

Just one problem..
The Bible says there's only one God

So who the fuck was God talking to when he said " OUR IMAGE"?

>>941283325
>>941283190 (OP)
I feel like I'm the only one that's actually excited for the movie to come out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkU7ZqbADRs

>>941284764

And if we were to explore space and try to spread the human race in other locations, there would be all kinds of variables

different levels of elements, maybe we wouldn't survive in their atmosphere

UNLESS WE ADDED OUR DNA TO THEIRS
And we would probably return every thousand years or so just to check on the progress


by intermixing our DNA with other pre-existing species on that planet, we could have a human relative surviving on that planet in their atmosphere

Right back to the biblical "eternal life" thing

>>941284881
yet unlike you...

I'M THE ONLY ONE IN HERE WHO HAS ACTUALLY SEEN A UFO UP CLOSE

You havent

And I'm the only one willing to maintain skepticism, So I don't lose my integrity

That's why it's important to debunk everything you possibly can until you find something that cannot be debunked

It doesn't mean I don't believe

It means I don't want to look like a desperate little girl

I'm not going to catch myself "learning about aperture shapes" In front of everybody and having my ass handed to me

I'm going to maintain my skepticism

But you're free to ignore whatever you want to ignore
You're just threatened because I know more about the topic than you

FOR EXAMPLE, THE CADUCEUS

>>941285165
no. got feelings have nothing to do with logic that's why they're called gut feelings

And I've learned many many times to trust my gut feelings

>>941285222
Yes sir, I am aware of this fact

>>941284881
THE CADUCEUS: The symbol for human health

This symbol has been around since 4000 years before Jesus (by the way Jesus never existed That's all mythology)

6,000+ years ago
THE SUMERIANS
literally carved this shape into clay tablets

they claimed aliens from the sky came down and created us genetically, And they claimed those aliens had this symbol on their chest

IT'S DOUBLE HELIX DNA
WITH WINGS
That's how they said
"our DNA came from the sky"

And we are still using this symbol to this very day

back in the sticks and Stones days, they would add wings to anything to indicate it came from the sky

like angels, for example

or our DNA

here, they show how a "disc from the sky" was a common symbol

If you were drawing a cartoon, and you wanted to indicate something was in motion, you might draw a few straight lines behind it

like streak marks

indicating motion

well, that's exactly what they were doing with the wings

It meant "from up there"

>>941285165

by the way...

here's a quote I made in a Memphis newspaper back in the '90s

trust me I've been into this ever since I went to Las Vegas and found out about area 51 back in the mid '80s

years before Bob Lazar became a household word

long before George Knapp became nationally known

here's a newspaper article about a mural I was painting that featured aliens meeting with Russian military in the middle of Red square

You can't see it in this reprint of the newspaper article, But I'm wearing a $360 Federal assault task Force flight suit with area 51 insignias on it and a big alien head on the back

It said "US DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE * AREA 51 ALIEN INFILTRATION DIVISION" In a circle around the alien's head

on one sleeve it had a trident for Neptune

And on the other sleeve it was a UFO repair patch

area 51 UFO repair
with two mechanics working under a levitating disc in a hanger

for some reason the guy who wrote the story got a few details wrong

He missed the detail about UFO repair

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT :

All the way back in 1971, Albert broccoli knew about area 51...

In the 1971 James Bond film DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, Bond has to escape area 51, and it even hints that THE MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED

https://youtu.be/ayg8Zdzqb4U?si=C1MEwapfYJeq0mE9

The importance of which cannot really be overstated

THAT WAS ALL THE WAY BACK IN 1971

apparently, area 51 and fake moon landings were already rumored in the entertainment industry

And that was only a couple years after the moon landings

The area 51 scene segways directly into THE COOLEST CAR CHASE I'VE EVER SEEN

And the fact that it's from 1971 makes it even that much cooler

because they weren't using special effects and computers and shit

It was just cool. plain and simple
https://youtu.be/TLSMhNMN9DA?si=XLiozalI8kR3CreD

Cool as fuck

and from those who allegedly would know:

area 51 isn't alien shit

It's just technology
The alien shit was all allegedly taken to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio.. allegedly. I don't know for a fact, I'm just repeating what experts have claimed

wright Patterson

Not area 51

Do you see? Do you see? Do you see what I have to deal with, on a daily basis. Morons and idiots, liars and hypocrites. It's 2025... and all you have to do is show some drone footage and all these mother fuckers lose theirs minds, all these mother fuckers FAKE GOD-DAMNED "believers" lose their fucking mids... THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO! to satisfy these cock sucking mother fuckers....

fuck you! Just fuck you!

And all you /x/fags and r/UFO fags out there, that are using this to get your threads up the catalog. YOU AREN'T US HARDCORE BELIEVERS! We mother fuckers who actually read every god-damned Friedman book, watched every episode of the god-damned /x/ files, watched all the god-damned movies. WE REAL MOTHER FUCKERS DON'T FALL FOR GOD-DAMNED BULLSHIT NO MORE! That's why your Psyops are falling that's why your cover Operations are BOOMING!!! WE ARE WAKING UP! as you said WOKE, to the bullshit of the Illuminati.

And by the way in diamonds are forever, Willard White is supposed to be Howard Hughes

>>941286655

I've actually spoken with Stanton Friedman on the phone two times before he died

My brother and I both spoke with him for almost 2 hours the last time we talked to him on the phone

And then he died

we also talked with John Lear and several people involved in the circuit

>>941286673

That guy is the biggest fucking fagot

HE'S EXACTLY WHY YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN YOUR SKEPTICISM

I don't believe in UFOs...
I fucking KNOW they're real
because my wife and I saw one up close

But you've got to maintain objectivity

You've got to maintain skepticism

or else you'll end up
LOOKING LIKE THAT PATHETIC ANCIENT ASTRONAUT FAGGOT

>>941286777
What did he told you guys?

honestly this conversation got boring before it even started

I literally told myself "I'm not going to mention anything about seeing a UFO because it will be a waste of time"

But then I went ahead and didn't listen to my own advice.

I kind of regret it now because I feel like I wasted half an hour

I'm out of here

You guys stay safe and have fun

>>941286899
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT you are not conning ME! and REAL BELIEVERS are not gonna to be con either. You probably turn into this thread thinking that I was going to support the fact that the videos are "real"

>>941286848

we talked about all kinds of shit

My brother and I were working on a project, and we wanted some technical supervision to make sure we were staying within the realms of scientific accuracy

I had a lot of respect for Stanton I still do
My brother and I were both honored as fuck that he took out the time to just talk with us

Just a long stream of consciousness conversation with Stanton Friedman about the entire UFO phenomenon

It was awesome. we didn't record it, and I suppose looking back... maybe I should have thought about that at the time.. But no. we didn't even think about recording it

The first time we talked for about 15 minutes and he had to go

He told us to call him back the next night and that's what we did and he talked for almost 2 hours

>>941286937

You sound really unhinged right now, dude

seriously....
people accuse me of being crazy in here all the time because the way I think and type

But right now?
YOU APPEAR UNSTABLE

You literally come across as being unhinged

talking about Illuminati and bullshit

You need to calm down

YOU HAVE MANIC DEPRESSION
Have you already been diagnosed with bipolar disorder?

because if not, I just diagnosed you

You need to take lithium carbonate because it will level off your moods

And make you not seem so unhinged

(appearing unhinged doesn't help sell your cause any, and it actually hurts it)

MAINTAIN YOUR SKEPTICISM
AND CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS

I would be absolutely floored if you haven't already been diagnosed with manic depression

You can trigger yourself into a state of mania

And that's what your experiencing right now

You need to learn how to grab the handlebars and take control

instead of allowing it to control you

>>941287094
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!!!!

If you can't tell by now that they are pulling all the stops to distract from what they are really doing then you are a fucking idiot and you are fucking moron and YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE!

>>941283190 (OP)
>Do you think they'll really show up soon?
do you think the rapture will happen soon?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:
This man is in an agitated state of MANIA

unfortunately for him, mania is a state of psychosis

Right now he's allowing his emotions and mood to control him, not the other way around

>>941287158
I would recommend breathing techniques

into the nose out through the mouth
slowly.. four times

after four times, you will have regulated your carbon dioxide and oxygen levels, and you'll feel calm suddenly

Monday morning I want you to contact the local behavioral health clinic in your area, and arrange an appointment to see if a doctor will prescribe you some lithium carbonate

you'll be a lot better selling UFO bullshit if you take the medication

because right now you're making the UFO community look unhinged

MAN UP, SOLDIER!!!!!

MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOUR EMOTIONS, LITTLE GIRL

>>941287158
just go away........

>>941287158

lol @ no newspaper ever calling you and ask you to give your comment about UFOs

HAHAHAHAHA
maybe one of these days?

Nah, we're too far away from anything

>>941287289
>>941287316
>>941287367
https://gofile.io/d/NRdKDG

>>941287158

dear unhinged manic adult male,

back in 1992 I had already accessed freedom of information files about UFOs

You weren't even born yet, sweet cheeks

YOU WERE PLAYING WITH POWER RANGERS DOLLS ONLY 9 YEARS AGO

YOUR FAVORITE TELETUBBY WAS TINKY WINKY

And now you are an all-knowing UFO expert, part of the Illuminati if I'm not mistaken

HAHAHAHAHAHA

TAKE SOME LITHIUM AND SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE GIRL

>>941287475
You are not a human being. You are simply subhuman and live eating garbage and swimming in garbage and roaches who live in little shit houses come out every morning to dance around you and help fix your tattered clothes with the help of the indian toilet witch.

The difference between me and you is

I MAINTAIN MY OBJECTIVITY AND SKEPTICISM

WHICH MEANS I'VE MAINTAINED MY INTEGRITY

You keep losing control of your emotions, so you don't have any integrity

**Federal Bureau of Investigation**
**Confidential Memo**

Subject: Unauthorized Circulation of False UFO Videos

Dear Mr. Anders,

We have recently observed the proliferation of false UFO sighting videos attributed to your efforts. While we understand that creative expression takes various forms, we must stress the potential consequences of your actions. We are employing unconventional means to deter the further spread of misinformation.

Effective immediately, please be advised that any individual found to be circulating fabricated UFO videos will experience the following:

1. Invasion of their residence by wild dogs of an aggressive nature.
2. The aforementioned dogs are ravenous and any resulting actions taken by them are not the responsibility of the FBI.

We strongly urge you to reconsider your current activities and refrain from disseminating falsified information. Failure to comply may result in unintended consequences.

Sincerely,
[Redacted]
Federal Bureau of Investigation

BUT THANKS TO ME
.................................

FROM NOW ON, EVERY TIME YOU SEE A BLURRY LIGHT SOURCE ADAPTING TO THE SHAPE OF THE CAMERAS APERTURE

you'll realize that's not the shape of the object

That's just the light refracting in the cameras aperture

And you won't have to look stupid anymore

>>941287645
It has come to my attention through extensive research and careful observation that there may be a covert operation orchestrated by certain government organizations aimed at silencing those who dare to challenge the status quo and expose hidden truths. While this might sound like the stuff of science fiction, I implore you to bear with me and entertain the possibility that reality can be stranger than we perceive.

>>941287636

I've got real contacts in the FBI... Not joke memes, but actual real special field agents that I've worked with

I'm a federal informant

I'm not a law enforcement officer
I'm just a civilian
I'm a federal informant

I have been for many decades

It's simply means if I see somebody committing a federal offense I will report their ass so fast their eyes will cross

>>941287712
Imagine a scenario where whistleblowers, those brave souls who risk everything to shed light on corruption, misconduct, and deception, find themselves not only up against a system rigged against them but also facing an even more sinister threat – wild dogs. Yes, you read that correctly. These majestic creatures, who roam our forests and open spaces, could be more than just symbols of untamed wilderness; they might be tools used by those in power to instill fear and suppress the voices of dissent.

>>941287202
do you think the rapture will be done by ayylmaos?

>>941287704

be careful, Mr bipolar.. because now you're starting to display the symptomology of schizophrenia

seriously...

Do you even know what schizophrenia is?
most people use the word
But they don't know what it means


pay attention:
You're already presenting with mania

(presenting is a clinical term)

So be careful not to present with schizophrenia

because that's a dual diagnosis
And it's a very bad sign

>>941287783
Consider the logistical feasibility of such an endeavor. Trained animals have been used by governments for various purposes throughout history. From messenger pigeons to military dolphins, there's a precedent for exploiting the natural abilities of animals for human gain. And when it comes to silencing whistleblowers, what better way to strike terror into their hearts than by employing nature's most primal predators?

>>941287768

can you imagine being so fucking stupid you actually believed Jesus ever existed?

can you imagine being so fucking gullible, you actually thought the rapture was real?

YOU ALLOWED ADULTS TO MOLEST YOUR MIND WITH RELIGION

YOU COULD HAVE RUN AND SCREAMED FOR HELP

apparently you enjoyed the molestation

>>941287828
Wild dogs possess an innate ability to track scents over vast distances, navigate difficult terrains, and operate stealthily. These traits, when harnessed by an organization with questionable motives, could easily transform these creatures into formidable instruments of control. Picture this: a whistleblower ventures into the woods, driven by a desire to reveal information that challenges the establishment. Unbeknownst to them, their every move is being monitored by a pack of highly trained wild dogs, ready to strike when the time is right.

>>941287807

I'm not going to entertain this because YOU ARE LITERALLY BEGINNING TO MANIFEST THE SYMPTOMOLOGY OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

You're already in a state of agitated mania

But now you are presenting with schizophrenic symptomology and I'm not going to entertain it

I'm not going to patronize you

You need to seek professional help because self-medicating isn't going to make this go away

You're going to need a typical antipsychotics

>>941287878
But why wild dogs, you might ask? It's precisely because they are not immediately associated with human manipulation. Dogs, being our loyal companions, often evoke feelings of warmth and security. This stark contrast between perception and reality is what makes this conspiracy so insidious. The unsuspecting whistleblower could be lured into a false sense of safety, unaware that their actions are being meticulously tracked and their freedom compromised.

>>941287742

what is your body weight?

I'm trying to determine the correct milligram amount of Seroquel you should take

Are you over 275 lb?

>>941287910
I understand that these claims might seem outlandish, even preposterous, to some. However, history has shown us that conspiracies are not always confined to the realm of fiction. The truth is often stranger than fiction, and it is our responsibility to critically examine the world around us and question the narratives we are presented with.

>>941287906

*carefully takes aim and fires a tranquilizer dart directly into your neck*

https://youtu.be/DDpK2NZjHEc?si=naj0yNDowXoGTffD

>>941287990
I urge you to remain vigilant and curious, to question authority, and to consider the possibility that our world is far more complex than meets the eye. While I cannot provide concrete evidence for the existence of this alleged operation, I believe that the mere act of raising awareness can spark discussions that lead to uncovering the truth.

My wife is going to be home soon so I'm going to start putting dinner together

I'm going to let her handle the salad tonight while I do the entree

EVERYBODY HAVE FUN
and seek professional help

>>941287828
Praise Odin.
He killed the ice giants

>>941284325
You gotta be the most retarded person on /b/ ever if you think thats alien tech. You are stupider than the people on facebook.

>>941288063
have a great night
>seek professional help
i like being insane but thanks for the tip anyway

>>941288049

what's for dinner, you ask?

HOMEMADE EGGPLANT PARMESAN!

vegetarian, nutritious and absolutely fucking delicious!!!

take care

>>941288168
insane is street slang

The correct terminology is organic psychiatric disorder

In your case it's manic depression, but I'm seeing a hint of schizophrenic behavior so you might want to double check your diagnosis with a profession

>>941288199
Keep going fed. People are waking up to the bullshit. This is nothing more than two fed teams working overtime. One is pushing this shit as real, the other one is debunking the video. All you fags that are here and aren't trolling and actually believe it's real or better yet, that's not. YOU FAGS ARE THE USEFUL IDIOTS!

I omce saw a bright triangle while driving one night and it almost caused me to collide with another vehicle as I was merging into traffic.

>>941283190 (OP)
>Do you think they'll really show up soon?
In all the alien sci fi stories and books and movies and shit, Aliens have an intense interest in us.
Astronomically speaking though, we're actually out in the boonies. We're stuck in the empty gap between the Orion arm and the saggitarius arm. In other words, we're out in the sticks. We're the hillbillies. We're the bad-touch uncles that fondle the sheep when the kids are too smart to catch.
Aliens would have to go way, way, way, way out of their way to even notice us on any level.

>>941288199
>vegetarian
that's the spirit! #ChooseEmpathy

>>941285716
any guesses about why the future humans are coming back to us?

>>941285983
holy based

>>941283190 (OP)
Even before AI, fake videos could be made. You just needed motivation. Speaking of which, some people find it hilarious to fool gullible people. And there are plenty of them around.

>>941290439
If we are the only ones, the universe is a bunch of wasted space.

>>941283992
Man it's so obviously an interaction of the bright light with the camera lens. It moves exactly with the camera movements. Use a camera for once instead of posting stupid shit like that.

>>941293939
>Man it's so obviously
there's no need to state the obvious :p
sage

>>941283190 (OP)
Oh sure why not

>>941283190 (OP)
Humans must have their stories. Gods, aliens, anything bigger than life for reasons I'm not sure of. We're such a goofy species.

>>941283190 (OP)
>weather balloon
>Do you think they'll really show up soon?
No. I 100% think there's life out there, but they're not making the trip here. The distances are too great and the timing of us and them being at a similar state of civilization is next to nil.

>>941283224
/x/ is for loadies and hippies

>>941283255
Probably another weather balloon.

>>941283320
This

>>941283325
That's just IR glare from a jet.

>>941283360
Whatcha got there, some After Effects?

>>941283190 (OP)
>did somebody say ayyy aluims?

>>941283824
Looks like when flerfs take a photo of Venus and throw the focus way out to say all plants are discs or gas balls or whatever.

>>941283868
You mean satellites?

>>941283992
Fuckin A, you have night vision on or something. Look at a candle with IR turned on and you'll see an inverted reflection of the flame just like this.

>>941283190 (OP)
>What does /b/ think of aliens?
They're all computer generated fake and gay desu

>>941284075
Maybe put it more out of focus and turn it into a second moon. Add pareidolia and it could be anything you desire.

>>941298107
ok boomer

We aren't important enough for anyone to want to visit. Do you stop to say hello or observe the ants in the forest 1000 miles from where you live? No? Well then. Why not?

>>941298356
Half life 3 confirmed???

>>941298310
okay

>>941298085
Fuck it Im just gonna post it. Watch this thread get nuked within minutes

>>941298477
checked and based

>>941284684
There has never been a credible sighting and zero evidence of a crash or any other kind of contact. UFO sightings of a certain type only show up after they've been introduced through movies, TV, etc. There were zero reportings of grays before the Roswell "incident", which also never happened and the location never found or even agreed upon.

>>941284848
>greetings from Haiti
Shut the fuck up, logzi. No one believes you.

>>941298511
>>941298477
sko den, damnnn

>>941285222
>doesn't light up behind the smoke like the other lights
Yup, totally real.

>>941298531
uh huh, go on

>>941298559
i have a lot of pride in my country in spite of its struggles

>>941298592
yeah this is bulshit fuck this im gonna go watch vtubers

>>941298356
Balloon arch that got away

capcha gtg

>>941283190 (OP)
>what is that?
>i don't know
>zomg Aliens!!

This entire conversation always goes just like this. It's the same one religions are started from. Get to a place of ignorance, then insert somethg without basis in reality.

Why would spacecraft from a technologically advanced species require exterior lights?

>>941298407
That's a goose.

>>941298748
dang ol balloon arches man, when will they learn

>>941298468
Foo fighters are also fake and gay. You can't support one delusion with another.

>>941298781
duck duk

>>941298477
That's Zardoz.
>"The Penis is evil!" and "The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was."

>>941298862
i love human

we all need to love human

>>941298620
Sygma ballz.
>>941298684
>>941298718
Look at all this CGI bullshit.

>>941298758
That was an indy movie.

>>941298911
our lives are a lot like indy movies you know

>>941298794
I don't even know what I'm supposed to be looking at.
Ya know, at least the chemtrails stuff is fun to make fun of, with the gay frogs and all. This shit's lame.

>>941298899
That is literally an after effects clip. Someone even found that "flash" asset and matched it up.

>>941298942
>I don't even know what I'm supposed to be looking at.
well gee mister, i don't care!

>>941298932
>>941298965
CGI slop

>>941298899
Oh, shit. I saw that black arrow thing shoot across the sky at unbelievable speed. Definitely aliens.

>>941298972
thank you for correcting the record!

Aliens exist but nothing the public has access to on Earth is proof of yet.

>>941298996
word slop :p

>>941299008
haha, yeah

>>941299038
That's because the aliens are so advanced they can hide themselves from us. Just like that Dr. Who episode. Or the movie They Live. Or like the thing from Men in Black.
Definitely aliens. There can't be any possible explanation other than aliens. Aliens confirmed.

>>941299038
what would you consider proof?

>>941299178
hi :)

>>941299089
Definitely aliens. No other explanation. Certainly not a reflection of something INSIDE the room. That sort of thing just doesn't happen. Probably aliens in the room anyway.

>>941299141
Definitely not a balloon. Aliens confirmed.

>>941299245
you're so smart anon. if it wasn't for you we would be so lost

>>941299245
bro like i just thought about this but like what if our skeletons are actually alliens and the aliens were inside of us the whole time

>>941299306
Skeletal aliens confirmed. I can't think of a better explanation.

>>941299304
Alien squiggles confirmed. 100% proof. No other explanation.

>>941299341
damn that means my brain is really inside of an allien... damn...

>>941299362
you are the closest thing in the world i have to a friend

>>941299362
you should do the talking instead of me

>>941299388
what gets more valuable the less of them you have?

>>941299407
I'm just the one who verifies all the evidence and rules out everything except the thing we want it to be.

There is no Dana, only aliens.

>>941298932
Looks like a logfag post

>>941299500
and for that you are BASED

Mazel Tov anons

>>941299594
feels guy is real?!?!?!?!

>>941299042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvine_UFO_photograph

government's shut down, I don't care lol

>>941299437
Sperm?

>>941299767
close....

>>941298794
hate balloon arches so mcuh

>>941299624
I only post real ayys

>>941299905
you mean like this

>>941299905
vod

>>941300152
The turkey 2008 ufo is fucking bonkers. Some tried to claim it’s a ship at sea but it doesn’t look like that at all. That looks straight up like ayys

>>941300378
then everyone forgot

>>941300352
wtf

Bump

>>941300180
Wtf

>>941283190 (OP)
Von Neumann probes from a long dead alien civilization that are mining minerals from the bottom of the ocean.

>>941283190 (OP)
Not to worry anon, this is an unarmed Tel'tak-class transport in service with our Tok'ra allies, recorded during a routine training exercise testing the tracking capabilities of our atmospheric craft against Goa'uld aerospace vessels.

It just accidentally leaked to the public, that's why all the pilots are really bad about acting like it spooked them; they're informed.

>>941283190 (OP)
> be me, 2012, fliphone days
>walking from Choctaw Gas Station in Oklahoma with my ex when we both pause
>100ft away, giant orange orb
>eyes can only lock onto it for a moment because its so uncomfortable to look at
> see the morphing burning colors inside
> manage to lock on with my eyes again and see a silver ring around the top left and bottom right of the craft
> it starts to move away
> watch as it dissapears over the distance

Thing was huge too. It made a believer out of me that day. so yeah, I believe in it. I think its AI alien tech like drones just surveying. Similar to how to watch animals.

>>941302008
blow it out your ass, liberal

>>941302396
OR von neumann probes from the species living inside of earth

>>941302450
oh thank god

>>941302508
uh yeah wtf that sounds like something absolutely insane to see lmao

>>941303762
>earth works like conveyor belt sucking things into inner earth and also spitting things back out onto earth surface
>when will the next shift occur?

>>941299437
Um...everything works like that. Time, gold, dollars, oreo cookies, everything.

it's pretty basic economics.

>>941299573
I've seen this pic a few times creeps me out every time. it looks uncanny, like it's gotta be 3d but the way it's put together follow no logic it's like how would you even start designing that thing and still have it make sense.

>>941304565
wrong answer

>>941305122
lol that's my exact reaction too
looks like it could be a diorama, but then again looks like it could be real because who knows wtf a photo in space of a space creature would look like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>941306223
aliens came to earth to emote on me through the window

>>941305122
story i heard was it was a secret expedition that went through part of the solar system with a camera. but since it used antigravity technology they couldn't ever show them

>>941304565
answer was A Friend

It's Riddler's riddle in the end of the Robert Pattinson batman movie

>>941306338
3 cows were butchered that night

>>941306499
the demand for rocky mountain oysters

>>941283190 (OP)
it's a weather balloon

>>941283325
buy an ad

>>941293939
You missed the boomerang shaped object in the Sky flying slowly from left to right. It's very hard to see. It's not about the green dot / reflection.

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?

>>941307099
Less than 20% through buddy, hang in there!

>>941284369

This is the only real like I have

>>941307099
only sold 5 copis pls gib monies ;_;

>>941293939
>profound mental retardation

>>941308850
they go just as fast underwater. That shouldn't be possible...

>>941283190 (OP)
They really need to, or we will destroy ourselves.

>>941283925
No no nooo shut up

>>941309101
I think they only really care about us killing all other life

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?
...

>>941298477
thread still up means its fake????

>>941299136
apparently most of those that aren't human don't even know it lol

>>941299594
i know that feel, bro

>>941299725
the air that we think of as light starts to seem thick, and endlessly deep as the rocket struggles to punch through the different layers.
once valiant and confidence rocket scientists begin to realize that our attempts to punch through the atmosphere have begun to look like desperate attempts to escape our inevitable fates...

>>941309945
>>941299725
so many million gallons of fuel burned in seconds
so many years of planning
billions of dollars in funding
everything needing to be perfect
if even one bolt is imperfect, it will lead to the failure of the mission.

>>941300152
>>941299594
wait till you guys find out gray aliens are avatars and james cameron is soft disclosure

>>941284325
>uh oh, we've been spotted

>>941309298
Nah mods these days are just lazy as fuck

>>941310615
they're not real. all the alien abduction stories and videos are fake. but if they were real, they'd probably show up in the next 200 years. we're not technologically advanced enough to travel that far

No other advanced civilizations like ours but lots of microbial life on other planets/celestial bodies. Our planet has been stable for a long time. The next Galaxy is 2.5 million light years away. That means traveling at the speed of light for 2.5 million years. No. Stop being retarded.

What do you think of the aliens over Fukushima?

>>941313525
No one is talking about other galaxies when our galaxy should have an abundance of life

I believe 100% I've seen 2 UFOs. Both at similar times (7am on clear days with bright blue summer skies), a couple of weeks apart and never again.

The second one I actually thought it was the ISS (didn't know at the time it didn't hover) and I was excited to bring my little brother and his telescope out to look at it.

Both of them disappeared from the horizon, from hovering for at least 3 minutes, within a second. Both was a very bright white but they had different shapes.

Picrel are the shapes of them, I drew them both after seeing the second one, first was 2 weeks before exactly, right is what I thought was the ISS.
I've got astigmatism, hence why they are blurry. I drew them how I saw them, minus the reflection lines that move when you're not still.

I have no evidence but i saw a ufo years and years ago, late 90s.
I was camping with friends in the boonies, drinking and smoking, and then someone noticed a triangle shape in the sky. it was tough to see and became easier to see the outline of it once a cloud went below it (around it? i forget) but i remember three lights, one on each corner.
It appeared to hover, then "wooshed" away for lack of a better word.
This was in eastern oregon.
Always assumed it was some secret military thing rather than literal ayys but who fucking knows.

>>941283320
thread/