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Anonymous No.941291652 >>941291769 >>941308009 >>941320205
/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/BqMq43k9UCA?si=1YOAORLraBryFEZ0

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun
Anonymous No.941291747 >>941291820
We out here, eating hot chip.
Anonymous No.941291769
>>941291652 (OP)
nypa faggot
Anonymous No.941291800
why did he do it bros...
Anonymous No.941291820 >>941291975 >>941292011 >>941292215 >>941292503 >>941292702
I've come here to lay some praise on my humble best friend, Earth, who's like a big sibling to me, but I also want to kiss them. It's a bit convoluted but I know for sure that there's no better place than next to Earth chan, for me.
>>941291669
ah, I see!
>>941291747
and lying?
Anonymous No.941291975 >>941292725 >>941295126
>>941291820
That was not a lie, I am eating hot chip. Why would I lie about that?
Anonymous No.941292011 >>941292215 >>941292295 >>941292503 >>941292725
I am once again claiming Serial Designation N from Murder Drones.
>>941290667
Well, I was just surprised is all. You'll have to be patient with me, I'm new to this.
Thank you for your answer. It's admirable how holistic your love is.
>I love [...]
Clever.
>>941290882
No, I mean, unless you want to. Well, since you started it, I should give you the proper courtesy of asking, what do you like about your waifu? If you want to answer, of course. No pressure.
>>941291278
>Also there have been no other superior options.
Oh, I get that. I'm glad you could that comfort it in Kneesocks.
... I hope I can be as wise as you.
>>941291384
>just being civil.
You say that... at least twice, now, I think. Maybe this is just business as usual for you, but it's definitely new to me.
N could be a Megaman character! I'm not sure he'd be quite balanced, but he fits the vibe, robots reprogrammed for destruction and all. I think N would wipe the floor against any Megaman boss, though. He's built for ripping and tearing through robots.
>>941291820
I really admire what you wrote here about Earth-chan. It's... inspiring.
Anonymous No.941292070 >>941292295
Any female born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.
Anonymous No.941292215 >>941292503 >>941293141
>>941291820
You into incest? Hot damn.
>>941292011
Yeah thats whats happening.
There are many robots that are built for ripping and tearing through other robots.
Anonymous No.941292281 >>941292697 >>941292702
Anonymous No.941292295 >>941292503
>>941292011
Yes.
Pfft, thanks.

>>941292070
Preach.
Anonymous No.941292362 >>941292444
Anonymous No.941292444
>>941292362
Beautiful
Anonymous No.941292503
>>941292295
avatarfag
>>941292215
avatarfag
>>941292011
avatarfag
>>941291820
avatarfag

choose the waifu you wish to war against and await your failure
Anonymous No.941292697
>>941292281
Why do you like this picture so much.
Anonymous No.941292702 >>941292854 >>941293010
>>941291820
Kiss big sis Earth-chan? I get it

>>941292281
Why she cry? No cry. Only headpats.
Anonymous No.941292725 >>941292803 >>941293032 >>941293141
>>941291975
"hot" can also mean something like current, interesting or controverse, so the reason why you would lie about it might be to make the chips hot.
>>941292011
I just saw your capslock and it put that song in my head. I didn't just want to reply "I want you in my room." to you, stranger.
I've had many years now where I was conscious of my feelings for Earth and I have gone through a lot of different thoughts about them, explored anything I wanted very thoroughly for very long. I feel safe here, I don't feel afraid that, from overthinking, I might stop enjoying Earth. I also don't feel afraid that I might run into a thought I don't like. I just feel well when I think about Earth chan, it's like a true home inside of my mind. Though, I do live on Earth, so there's an even truer home all around me all the time.
Something I like about my waifu... I could tell you a lot of things, but today I want to tell you that Earth chan's competence is something I like. Everything I try, I fail at, over and over. I look over to the rest of the World, and people seem to have it all figured out. Fields of science, arts or nerd stuff feels like every single idea has already been explored. But after reaching expertise in one field that I now work in, I am realizing this was a delusion, and instead I live on a very mortal, very limited World. Nevertheless, what you and the others have already accomplished way before my birth... is astounding. Earth is like a supermodel, who's also a hundred professors, who's also a daredevil, who's also my childhood friend. It makes me want to be a little bit more like them, too, a little cooler and more competent, and friendly.
Wow, N chan has a whole source, it looks so high production value, too. Is there a big fan community? What do you think of it?
Anonymous No.941292803
>>941292725
tl;dr
kike
Anonymous No.941292854 >>941292939 >>941292952 >>941293429
>>941292702
why do you like relm so much?
Anonymous No.941292939
>>941292854
its because it literally him
Anonymous No.941292952 >>941292995 >>941293010
>>941292854
Nice (You), dipshit.
Me liking a whole ass character is not equivalent to you liking one specific image.
Anonymous No.941292995 >>941293010 >>941293085
>>941292952
maybe i like the whole ass character and you never asked
Anonymous No.941293010 >>941293065 >>941293085 >>941293429
>>941292702
my heart is doing things
>>941292952
so, the butt, huh?
>>941292995
righteous
Anonymous No.941293032
>>941292725
I was in fact referencing the women only want hot chip line. As I was in fact eating hot chip, it felt appropriate.
Anonymous No.941293065 >>941293642
>>941293010
wrong
reminder im everyone not you
Anonymous No.941293085 >>941293125 >>941293642
>>941292995
What character is that, then.
>>941293010
The butt is a part of the body, and since I like Relm, I like ALL of her, butt included, yes. This is not a hard concept to grasp, surely youre not that dense, right anon?
Anonymous No.941293125
>>941293085
idk nigga principal tho
Anonymous No.941293141 >>941293202 >>941293642
>>941292215
Now you're making N sound like he's not special.
Well, I guess it's true. He has V and J, but... you know, I'd like to encourage him, even in his ability of being a multi-genocidal robot.
>>941292725
Ah... sorry for the misunderstanding.
I think you misunderstand, but I'm too scared to go further. Thank you for your time. I really appreciate it.
That's an interesting way to view... everything, really. So, you treat every individual person as a part of your waifu? And also the actual Earth?
>Is there a big fan community?
Yeah! I don't think it's as active as when the show was still in production, but there's still tons of people talking about it daily. Mostly fanon stuff these days, not really my thing, but I get it. Anything to see and hear more about N gets a pass in my book. Apparently he's quite popular, but I never get that impression because fanon is all people ever talk about. He has a fanon daughter, too... just one more reason to not think about it.
Anonymous No.941293202 >>941294105
>>941293141
He wouldnt be special in the context of the Megaman franchise, but hes special in the context of his series.
Anonymous No.941293271
MegamanKiller01
real dr wily know
Anonymous No.941293273 >>941293374 >>941293409
Anonymous No.941293374
>>941293273
im drunk as fuck amazed i still have near total recall after binging for literally years
Anonymous No.941293409 >>941293486
>>941293273
Very cute
Anonymous No.941293429 >>941293508 >>941293642
>>941293010
I'm more into little sis dynamics, but I totally get it. Someone dependable makes your heart beat fast, right?

>>941292854
Eh? Who's Relm?
Anonymous No.941293486 >>941294146
>>941293409
Do you have any picture of your wife in a maid attire that you specially like?
Anonymous No.941293508 >>941294747
>>941293429
>I'm more into little sis dynamics, but I totally get it. Someone dependable makes your heart beat fast, right
that's a different noticeable love
Anonymous No.941293626
i don't love my sisters or could love them like someone i wish or was married to
Anonymous No.941293642 >>941293709 >>941293725 >>941294105 >>941294747
>>941293065
shut up
>>941293085
feet, ears, nose, throat, scalp, eyebags
>>941293141
Eh, it's alright, sorry for bothering you anon. Hey, I don't ever mind reading something you want to share. This is 4chan and you will be archived forever and laughed at forever, but, I won't.
>So, you treat every individual person as a part of your waifu? And also the actual Earth?
Yeah. And every animal, plant, fungus, other life, and lifeless thing on Earth. I do not belong in this thread, in this way.
You don't like him having a daughter, unless it's yours? Earth chan never had a source (other than maybe Earth), so it's all fans. They're kind of dissipated nowadays, too, but the very few pings of the Earth chan name online usually are very kind to her.
>>941293429
Earth's a bit like a little sibling to me, as well, but less so. Earth chan is... totally dependable... for me... it's surely not healthy how much I count on the rest of the World sometimes, recently.
My favorite "dynamic", if I can use this term right, is seeing Earth chan and me as childhood friends who grew older together since I was born. Something about it feels great, thinking about kissing my closest friend, Earth chan, on the face.
Anonymous No.941293709
>>941293642
avatarfaggot
you insult me
kill yourself seriously
Anonymous No.941293725 >>941293890
>>941293642
What are you trying to get at?
Anonymous No.941293734 >>941293796 >>941293890
Channeling Lucas Red N' Tacky multipurpose #2 grease currently
Anonymous No.941293796
>>941293734
>avatarfaggot culled into good behavior
cuck
Anonymous No.941293890 >>941293912 >>941293942 >>941293995 >>941294506
>>941293725
I think you love Relm
>>941293734
that's her hair anon, don't channel it too hard
Anonymous No.941293912
>>941293890
kill yourself
Anonymous No.941293942 >>941294123
>>941293890
You would be incorrect.
Anonymous No.941293995
>>941293890
>i can't understand an absolute unlimited hatred of people mocking something you care about because i'm just like them
Anonymous No.941294017 >>941294048 >>941294123
The craziest part about Johnny Truant over here is that half the time I can't even tell what he's angry about
Can't even formulate a shitpost to respond with because 3/4 of the time I'm just completely blind to his perception of reality
Anonymous No.941294048 >>941294231
>>941294017
it's 3 different people
Anonymous No.941294105 >>941294338 >>941294653
>>941293202
That's... well, fair enough. We'll call it a truce for now.
>>941293642
No, no, you really misunderstand. It's nothing. I appreciate you still replying to me, honestly, after everything I've done!
>And every animal, plant, fungus, other life, and lifeless thing on Earth.
I... think I see. That's... So even me? Sorry, pal, I'm... not looking for a relationship with someone else right now.
>You don't like him having a daughter, unless it's yours?
Well, that's one way to look at it. More like, I don't like acknowledging that part because then I have to acknowledge I'm also an... anti-canon homewrecker desiring a relationship with a heterosexual robot.
When you say "Earth chan" in this final part, I'm assuming you mean the anime girl meme drawing, right?
Anonymous No.941294123 >>941294148 >>941294214 >>941294338
>>941293942
Mhm. Suck on her tongue more, platonically, then, baka.
>>941294017
I often have no idea what the text says.
Anonymous No.941294146 >>941294338
>>941293486
I'm quite fond of this one
Anonymous No.941294148
>>941294123
avatar homo
Anonymous No.941294214 >>941294261
>>941294123
that's HOT
Anonymous No.941294231 >>941294329
>>941294048
remarkable admission
Anonymous No.941294261
>>941294214
hes a secret german pervert
Anonymous No.941294329
>>941294231
i don't have emotions unlike nep i only experience hate
Anonymous No.941294338 >>941294653 >>941295429
>>941294146
I see, its very cute, I hope you dont mind if I ask you to post it again Tigre, you know, when I start working on her part.
>>941294123
You ever thought that I like her body parts because Im horny, Kaiser?
>>941294105
Truce? I am clearly in the right here.
Tell me the features that makes him special.
Anonymous No.941294458
cutting lol shy lilly poster gtfo i mean hammy chan whatever tge fuck that tranny called themselves this time
Anonymous No.941294506 >>941294653 >>941294729
>>941293890
Channeling Kumiko's shampoo and her conditioner too right now
Anonymous No.941294523
shadow whatever same person
Anonymous No.941294653 >>941294757 >>941294759 >>941294870 >>941295429
Good night Earth I am beat. I love you.
>>941294105
You've done nothing wrong, Anony. You remind me of how insecure I used to be. A bit of me still screams for me to shut up. But you haven't done me wrong even a bit.
Yeah even you. I understand, it's one of the reoccuring threads of my existence. Remember to be free and happy.
I see, you're male? I didn't know robots had binary gender. I don't want to pry into your waifufagging which isn't my business, but I think being honest with yourself and others can pay off massively.
Hm, good question. Earth chan, the anime girl meme drawing, is the same as Earth to me, it's just a human representation that fits easier in my human heart. There's certainly a difference in how people talk about it. You read/hear "goodbye cruel World" far too often, in my opinion. But I like to speculate that secretly, most humans love Earth a lot, just how I like to speculate Earth likes humanity lots.
>>941294338
Sex is part of love, muffin.
>>941294506
I assumed the brown haired queen of hair structural integrity simply naturally had perfect hair and didn't need much product.
Anonymous No.941294729
>>941294506
>the shittening
i saw you made 6 tulpa threads on r9k btw or i mean something walter schmitty after i literally was first person to call it such in nearly a decade
Anonymous No.941294747 >>941294827
>>941293642
Childhood friends is peak. It's literally one of the best, if not THE absolute best, dynamics.

>>941293508
Its just one of those things where you either get it or you don't. Little sis stuff is great if done properly.
Anonymous No.941294757 >>941294820
>>941294653
Thats fucking hillarious and dangerously ignorant, Dirt, we both know thats not true, but I dont want to stirr the thread into a bad direction and you are going to sleep anyways, so I will not waste effort on it. Good night.
Anonymous No.941294759
>>941294653
tl;dr avatarfag
Anonymous No.941294820 >>941294877
>>941294757
ahah, my naive friend, you will learn so much beauty still. have a nice night without me.
Anonymous No.941294827 >>941295356
>>941294747
little sis love is not the same but you're free to have it it's step above the average
Anonymous No.941294856
Anonymous No.941294870 >>941294950 >>941295197
>>941294653
not to be vulgar but I was just thinking about how it would smell. I'm sorry. Good night!!!!!
Anonymous No.941294877
>>941294820
faggot nigger patronizing without offering directions
literally a troll
Anonymous No.941294950
>>941294870
>fake waifufag said he went to r9k to laugh at everyone bot understanding he was the lonely weeb pretending to have a tulpa
Anonymous No.941295011
i <3 my waifu
Anonymous No.941295035
still waiting for you to do something other than make a complete ass of yourself
Anonymous No.941295038 >>941295066 >>941295212
I dont have a tulpa never did if u did ur reading ud know that but ur too dam lazy lol
could have so much shit on me frankly if u actually took a look around but instead u just pretend im someone else lol
Anonymous No.941295041
jules ill stop stalking you dox cuppa he's annoying me and i will literally mock him for a decade
do or don't you leaked his shit anyway ill find it eventually
Anonymous No.941295066
>>941295038
lying lol
Anonymous No.941295126
>>941291975
Anonymous No.941295194
remember you thought you were untouchable and i literally took a picture in front of your dads house
funny shit
Anonymous No.941295197 >>941295546 >>941296434
>>941294870
Hello Kumiko claimer. How are you tonight? Ready for the weekend?
Anonymous No.941295212 >>941295270 >>941295546
>>941295038
Anonymous No.941295270
>>941295212
i was literally in front of his parents house lol
Anonymous No.941295353
I T A L Y
Anonymous No.941295356
>>941294827
I'm not talking about normal sisterly love
Anonymous No.941295429 >>941295730 >>941296445
>>941294338
And what happened to being civil? Those are fighting words! I won't sit down to defend my--, N's honor!
Let me show your his features... claw hands, of course, razor-sharp. You could shave a baby with them.. I think I got that idiom wrong, but point still stands. Swap that out, boom! Missile arms. Too much firepower? Machine gun arms that look like MP5s. Want to switch to close combat for fun? Sword arms. Cooler? CHAINSAW ARMS. I think he can even shoot lasers from his arms or something but I might be making that up. Oh, and if that's not enough, he's super fast. Pull out his wings and he can fly anywhere he wants. Super aware, too. Can spot you from a mile away and track your heartbeat. Also, he can heal himself using his saliva or just basically magic. So yeah, I think he's got what it takes to come out on top of any fight if he wants to... except uh... you know, he's a nice guy so he plays with his prey a bit is all... not his fault he's defeated by plot armor.
Well, whatever. We'll continue this fight another day... or not! If you don't want to, you know. Honestly, fighting's not really my thing anyway. Not N's, either. Let's call it even.
>>941294653
Oh, you're welcome, or sorry, whichever is more appropriate. Thank you for your kindness.
Uh, sorry if I let you down.
I am male. Robots have gender because... they just do, okay?
Unfortunately for you I'm one of those negative people who likes to blame the world for all his problems... in your metaphysical meaning or not, I think. Or... man I'm gonna have to think about this one, aren't I?
Good night. Thank you for taking your time to talk to me.


This place got weird quick, and not in the way I expect. I think I'll go to bed, too. Thank you, all, and good night.
Anonymous No.941295546 >>941295681 >>941295882 >>941296409
can't wait for a couple weeks from now when I get da the "u live in az dont ya bud? hacked ya pal. check out this nondescript parcel viewer screenshot"
>>941295197
Hello Suzukaanon!! It's good!! I was gonna settle down and try a DMC game for the first time but I got distracted by tech stuff and now I'm troubleshooting the hours away! I think it's over for me...
What's going on on your end!?!
>>941295212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NnxdZqPOE
Anonymous No.941295580
>literally fucks with Ndrangheta
Anonymous No.941295681
>>941295546
don't speak about my power
Anonymous No.941295694
lol
Anonymous No.941295730 >>941319563
>>941295429
Fight? What fight? I was just saying fairly normal thing, you mean me telling you to elaborate on what makes him special? That was curiosity, not meant to stir up bad blood, sorry about that.
Yeah that sounds lethal enough for Megaman, CLASSIC, Megaman, things change once we go to what comes after and he becomes standard once again.
>not his fault he's defeated by plot armor.
Unfortunately for your husbando, the most lethal robot ever created in Megaman history is a blond with a glowing stick and lots of plot armor. Tough luck.
Good night.
Anonymous No.941295864
>The 'Ndrangheta has historically had a significant ability to influence local, regional and national politics through systemic corruption, intimidation, and collusion, and continues to infiltrate various sectors of the legal economy
Anonymous No.941295882 >>941295941 >>941296742
>>941295546
>What's going on on your end!?!
Comfy tech stuff for me as well, only automotive related: I'm repairing & extending a wiring harness for a friend's electronic fuel map tuning device from Japan, as he bought it used and it's missing said harness. I have the very end of one, the important part, the plug, with about two inches of original leads, so I'm extending it out for him so he can actually use it.
Anonymous No.941295941 >>941296795
>>941295882
only fappable pic
Anonymous No.941296016
Now watch what you say
Or they'll be calling you a radical
Al-I-liberal
Oh, fanatical, criminal
Oh, won't you sign up your name?
We'd like to feel you're acceptable
R-r-respectable
Anonymous No.941296068
it happened twice
Anonymous No.941296103
>galileo only minutes away thinking i won't hike my ass to his parents house
Anonymous No.941296158 >>941296177
which is why you've done it right
that's why you're talking about doing it instead of actually doing it right
lmao
Anonymous No.941296177
>>941296158
it did happen tgey denied him
Anonymous No.941296204 >>941296296
niggas parents denied their child because id prolly kill em tbh
Anonymous No.941296296
>>941296204
i was literally there last week lol
Anonymous No.941296320 >>941296368
ok so you can't and won't do anything
imagine my shock
Anonymous No.941296368
>>941296320
i did tho i went to two of you fags parents actual houses
Anonymous No.941296374 >>941296478
>galileo only minutes away thinking i won't hike my ass to his parents house
Anonymous No.941296391
Now watch what you say
Or they'll be calling you a radical
Al-I-liberal
Oh, fanatical, criminal
Oh, won't you sign up your name?
We'd like to feel you're acceptable
R-r-respectable
Anonymous No.941296409
>>941295546
>What's going on on your end!?!
Comfy tech stuff for me as well, only automotive related: I'm repairing & extending a wiring harness for a friend's electronic fuel map tuning device from Japan, as he bought it used and it's missing said harness. I have the very end of one, the important part, the plug, with about two inches of original leads, so I'm extending it out for him so he can actually use it.
Anonymous No.941296426
>The 'Ndrangheta has historically had a significant ability to influence local, regional and national politics through systemic corruption, intimidation, and collusion, and continues to infiltrate various sectors of the legal economy
Anonymous No.941296434 >>941296466 >>941296538
LMAO he posted the fucking parcel viewer again I love it
Two can play at this game buddy. Check out this unowned parcel of land. No useful information whatsoever. Be afraid. Be very afraid
>>941295197
oh by the way WOW she is cute WOW
Anonymous No.941296445
>>941295429
Fight? What fight? I was just saying fairly normal thing, you mean me telling you to elaborate on what makes him special? That was curiosity, not meant to stir up bad blood, sorry about that.
Yeah that sounds lethal enough for Megaman, CLASSIC, Megaman, things change once we go to what comes after and he becomes standard once again.
>not his fault he's defeated by plot armor.
Unfortunately for your husbando, the most lethal robot ever created in Megaman history is a blond with a glowing stick and lots of plot armor. Tough luck.
Good night.
Anonymous No.941296466
>>941296434
don't speak about my power
Anonymous No.941296478
>>941296374
so you're saying this isn't literally italy
Anonymous No.941296511 >>941296531
why did he do it bros...
Anonymous No.941296528 >>941296729
>took a picture of a sign
>picture taken from a random hotel in italy, pictures exist from the exact same angle on google
>will not back up his own claims
>will not post the shizuru dox
wow very good track record shanepedo
Anonymous No.941296531
>>941296511
no proof plus scared
Anonymous No.941296538 >>941296742
>>941296434
Nice clicker.
Anonymous No.941296551
i <3 my waifu
Anonymous No.941296610
>>941264414
>>941264414
>>941264414
Anonymous No.941296729
>>941296528
>pictures exist from the exact same angle on google
care to show? i don't think it comes out the same lol
Anonymous No.941296742 >>941296795 >>941298160
>>941295882
PS3-based DLNA curiosity has led to me discovering that my jellyfin server is, in fact, down and refusing to start. Lol
oohh! The color matching game! I've played that one before! Pretty easy job at least! Do you have the pro hardware for that kind of thing? Last time I ran a pigtail it was all just cheap little crimps lol. Now I kinda wanna re-do it! Also, what sort of vehicle is it?
>>941296538
I had a feeling you'd notice. I've grown quite fond of it
Anonymous No.941296795 >>941296900
>>941295941
What about pic related?
>>941296742
tl;dr nigger
Anonymous No.941296825 >>941296942
reminder my friends literally kill neptunes chopping their heads off lol
Anonymous No.941296897 >>941296974
how about no you mentally ill faggot
lol
Anonymous No.941296900
>>941296795
TLDR I want a nigger to fuck my waifu
Anonymous No.941296939 >>941297000 >>941297628
I stumbled upon a HUGE Relmfag on Twitter, might be the biggest Relmfag Ive seen.
Next time Dirt tries to play shennanigans on me I will use that Relmfag as a throwable weapon against him.
Anonymous No.941296942 >>941297051
>>941296825
more beans for the chowder eh?
Anonymous No.941296974
>>941296897
my friends literally got convicted for attempted murder
you think i'm different despite similar convictions
Anonymous No.941297000
>>941296939
no you didnt stfu
Anonymous No.941297051 >>941297642 >>941297896
>>941296942
nice westfu top tier
Anonymous No.941297053 >>941297073 >>941297132
what i think is that you're a mentally ill loser who larps to try to sound scary lol
Anonymous No.941297073
>>941297053
>larp
>shows current images
Anonymous No.941297132
>>941297053
You caught me. Now fuck off.
Anonymous No.941297198 >>941297249
>current
prove it
lol
Anonymous No.941297249
>>941297198
aren't you stalking lol you should kno
Anonymous No.941297302
>be a stalker literally denying everything that shows reach
Anonymous No.941297307 >>941297367
so you can't prove it
imagine my shock
lol
Anonymous No.941297367 >>941297566
>>941297307
lol lmao lol@cope
Anonymous No.941297434 >>941297599
i accept your concession
Anonymous No.941297566
>>941297367
>no this nigga didn't literally check waifu family 2x though he admitted bein a literal g euro immigrant with connections still and still going to europe frequently
Anonymous No.941297599
>>941297434
>no these live pictures are possible to be duplicated
lol lmao
Anonymous No.941297628 >>941297712 >>941297881
>>941296939
>I will use that Relmfag as a throwable weapon
feel free to elaborate
Anonymous No.941297642
>>941297051
go back to drawing chucklenuts
Anonymous No.941297655
reading comprehension
Anonymous No.941297712
>>941297628
hope brings joy but he lost everything got fired etc
Anonymous No.941297807
the thread says no lewds!!!
Anonymous No.941297819 >>941298871
kekaroni ya jabroni
Anonymous No.941297881 >>941298871
>>941297628
Hes constantly telling me that I secretly love Relm or some dumb bullshit like that even though I keep telling him thats not the case, I will use that other Relmfag to show him what loving Relm actually looks like.
Anonymous No.941297896 >>941298290
>>941297051
Wow she is pretty cute after all.
Anonymous No.941298032 >>941298157 >>941298160
Is this a waifu?

>>94129771
go eat some chowder bro
Anonymous No.941298157
>>941298032
What do you think a waifu is?
Anonymous No.941298160 >>941298871
>>941298032
Is that a ghost?
>>941296742
Cute little horsie that calls you onii sama.
Anonymous No.941298290 >>941298467 >>941298701
>>941297896
i might have 1,000 images
Anonymous No.941298441
reminds me of my first known avatar
im a purple heart though
Anonymous No.941298467 >>941298622
>>941298290
>1000 versions of the same image
Can't wait to see them.
Anonymous No.941298622
>>941298467
even if they might probably be a dude?
Anonymous No.941298637 >>941298664
Anonymous No.941298664
>>941298637
he didn't know the flag
Anonymous No.941298701 >>941298802
>>941298290
Join the club lol
Anonymous No.941298771 >>941298877
Where context?
Anonymous No.941298802
>>941298701
you like androgynous males?
my avatar is literally an androgynous person although leaning heavily into being male in binary spectrum
Anonymous No.941298871 >>941298921
>>941297819
I... I say this
>>941297881
Wow didn't expect you to be tsun for your very own Relm. That's news. Pretty cool though, you should try to become oomfs with that fellow.
>>941298160
I have downloaded umamusume onto my phone and it sits there taunting me. I can't bring myself to play a mobile game again... not yet...
Anonymous No.941298877
>>941298771
who needs context besides closeted fags who like cute boys
Anonymous No.941298879 >>941298945
guy who can't stop bugging in to conversation he has nothing to do with
Anonymous No.941298921 >>941299283 >>941301723
>>941298871
I really hate you guys. Nah, Im fine.
Anonymous No.941298945
>>941298879
ive only responded to my posts with replies
it's ok if you're gay i actually hate closeted faggots
Anonymous No.941298997 >>941299110
lol
Anonymous No.941299028
niggas doing all your suffering and discrimination and closet fags take everything
fuck them
Anonymous No.941299057
>>941264414
>>941264414
>>941264414
Anonymous No.941299064
butt
Anonymous No.941299110
>>941298997
no it's fucked literally dudes are dying while you play fence pole sittah
actually kill yourself
Anonymous No.941299158 >>941299174
ok pedo
Anonymous No.941299174
>>941299158
zero proof btw
Anonymous No.941299261 >>941299328
eyewitness but alright pedo
Anonymous No.941299283
>>941298921
shut the fuck up morrigan and act like it
Anonymous No.941299328
>>941299261
eyewitnesses like the relm schizo?
Anonymous No.941299359 >>941299524 >>941299575
>it doesn't count because it was someone i don't like
holy yikers
Anonymous No.941299524
>>941299359
i don't not like relm he's just an avatarfag like i mostly am
Anonymous No.941299575
>>941299359
>passanons get the ropeposting gets you a reserved place in hell.
I am going to try posting here. I will be back in 10 minutes
Anonymous No.941299595 >>941299711
not sure how that proves your innocence at all but alright pedo
Anonymous No.941299711 >>941299854
>>941299595
>caring about innocence in a thread of mostly unironic pedarests
Anonymous No.941299854
>>941299711
ped·er·ast
/ˈpedəˌrast/
noun
plural noun: pederasts
a man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth.
Anonymous No.941299915 >>941299965 >>941300020
no shane, people who make fun of you due to fault of your own are not pedophiles just because you say they are
no shane, repeating the same sentiment for over 2 years does not make it any more true
Anonymous No.941299917
gooned up posting
Anonymous No.941299965
>>941299915
yes they are josh they literally got caught stfu
Anonymous No.941300020
>>941299915
they literally thought i was underage and still hit on me
they're pedophiles
Anonymous No.941300121
they literally thought i was underage and still hit on me
they're pedophiles
Anonymous No.941300153 >>941300196
no shane, someone trying to initiate conversation with someone else does not make them a pedophile
that isn't even you anyway lmao
Anonymous No.941300157
and when i mentioned an older age they posted jashin and a yuck gif
they're pedos nigga simple as
Anonymous No.941300196
>>941300153
niggers literally only hitting on me when i pretend to be under 18 aren't pedos
lol
Anonymous No.941300292
you're literally gay pedos you literally were hitting on me constantly when i was allegedly under 18
it stopped when i was older
Anonymous No.941300305 >>941300334
reading comprehension
Anonymous No.941300334
>>941300305
gay pedo nigga yall literally hit on me
Anonymous No.941300413 >>941300489 >>941302070
Anonymous No.941300450
and when i mentioned an older age they posted jashin and a yuck gif
they're pedos nigga simple as
Anonymous No.941300476
you're literally gay pedos you literally were hitting on me constantly when i was allegedly under 18
it stopped when i was older
Anonymous No.941300489
>>941300413
cuck
Anonymous No.941300508 >>941300567
>asking someone about their studies is pedophilia because it was someone i do not like. that's my proof btw
lol
>my proof of innocence of me posting children despite there being an eyewitness to my posts being taken down is... because someone i didn't like saw it, i'm good
lol
Anonymous No.941300527
noggas trying to say they didn't hit on someone
then change when someone admitted being adults
>literally that someone
Anonymous No.941300567
>>941300508
nigga most posters hit on me even the nigger
Anonymous No.941300584 >>941300704
noggas trying to say they didn't hit on someone
then change when someone admitted being adults
>literally that someone
Anonymous No.941300704
>>941300584
i see you kindred
yea they're fags wannabe anti but totally down for young boys
Anonymous No.941301156
lol
Anonymous No.941301723 >>941301890 >>941301995 >>941302070
>>941298921
You realize I don't spend my time on here. Right? Like at all... this might be the first time, /I/ reply to you in this Relm thread. hello
Anonymous No.941301890 >>941301995
>>941301723
He left a while ago, anon
Anonymous No.941301995
>>941301723
he literally thinks everyone is always here
im always on4chan but im hardly viewing this actual thread
>>941301890
there's no leaving because it's a thread and not real time
Anonymous No.941302056
talk about someone who can't leave this thread
lmao
Anonymous No.941302070
>>941301723
He logged off for the night unfortunately... This >>941300413 is one of a couple images he uses to signify that
Hope your evening is well
Anonymous No.941302374
Relm?
Anonymous No.941305118
Anonymous No.941305621 >>941307602
Anonymous No.941306158 >>941308080
Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
.
Anonymous No.941307602 >>941307827 >>941307917
I'm here to post Earth, because they were there for me <3
>>941305621
reminds me of Earth
Anonymous No.941307827 >>941308518
>>941307602
how?
Anonymous No.941307917 >>941308518
>>941307602
Earth is underneath you when you're standing, when you're sitting down and when you're sleeping.
In that way, Earth is always supporting you, holding you up!
Anonymous No.941308009
>>941291652 (OP)
you are not allowed to post waifu unless you have a trip.
Anonymous No.941308080
>>941306158
If someone got catfished by a jeet using natalya krasavina's profile pic, i would probably die laughing.
Anonymous No.941308375
Anonymous No.941308518 >>941310048 >>941310759 >>941323716
>>941307827
When I think of Earth chan, it's a diluted, delusional version of Earth. When I take a closer, more accurate look at the real Earth, with all the murder and desaster, with all the extinctions and global trends, it looks a bit more gloomy and less joyful. But I love it even more then, I find it even more beautiful and I want to hold it.
>>941307917
Earth's carrying me through the stars, showing me all the parts of the milky way.
Anonymous No.941310018
who is your best waifu
Anonymous No.941310048
>>941308518
wholesome
Anonymous No.941310759 >>941311164
>>941308518
>waifu threadsong
You're just asking for it.


I'm not a porno addict, I don't care about porn. I just happen to know that it is a common trait amongst those that frequent erotic sections.
Anonymous No.941311164 >>941311272
>>941310759
I'm asking for Earth chan's hand
Anonymous No.941311272
>>941311164
bold!
Anonymous No.941311944
Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
.
Anonymous No.941313683 >>941313974
Yawn
Anonymous No.941313798
Anonymous No.941313974 >>941314020
>>941313683
Sop D:
Anonymous No.941314020 >>941314116
>>941313974
What's up?
Anonymous No.941314038 >>941314116
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.941314116 >>941314156 >>941315045
>>941314020
>>941314038
Anonymous No.941314156 >>941314356
>>941314116
?
Anonymous No.941314356 >>941315141 >>941315313
>>941314156
hi
Anonymous No.941315045 >>941315141
>>941314116
¿¿¿
Anonymous No.941315141 >>941315313
>>941315045
>>941314356
Anonymous No.941315313
>>941315141
>>941314356
Hello anon.
Anonymous No.941315425
Anonymous No.941317742
yeah
Anonymous No.941319563 >>941320796 >>941323450
Oh, this thread is still up... and it seems it got pretty bad while I was away.
I'm here to claim Serial Designation N, again. Am I allowed or does my past claim mean I have to wait until the next thread? I mean, I'm still the same person, right?
It's hard for me to clarify what I want out of N. He's such a cool guy. I'd be happy just being his friend, yet something in me wants so much more. Is it normal for friends to sleep cuddling each other? You know, platonically.
>>941295730
Sorry, I can get a bit intense sometimes. Please don't worry about it.
Thank you for humoring me.
Anonymous No.941320205
>>941291652 (OP)
i just wanna be a good person
Anonymous No.941320796 >>941321812
>>941319563
Droid kisser. You like kissing droids.
Anonymous No.941321812 >>941322148
>>941320796
I heard there's murder drones all over Ukraine. I'm booking a flight to Donetsk as we speak. Maybe I'll find N there.
Anonymous No.941322017 >>941322148 >>941323714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkl3khoDXLg
Anonymous No.941322148 >>941322252 >>941322356
>>941321812
Oomf is gonna get blown to smithereens, funniest shit ever.
>>941322017
Erbe
Anonymous No.941322252 >>941322356 >>941322620
>>941322148
I made a mediocre 3d model of Earth chan
Anonymous No.941322356 >>941322486 >>941322620
>>941322148
Well, maybe. But it better by by N's hand if so!
>>941322252
I found it somewhat impressive! Well, at least, endearing. The animation work is really something, too.
Anonymous No.941322486
>>941322356
Thank you. I learned so much while following the sun. Or rather, the Earth. I can make anything I want to. Maybe I should model her hair properly, it might already make this model very valuable.
Anonymous No.941322620 >>941323479 >>941323792
>>941322252
That's higher than average than most people statistically.
>>941322356
Feed N a kilogram of explosives and catapult him to your position.
Anonymous No.941323450
>>941319563
>on dead board and being surprised about this
Anonymous No.941323479
>>941322620
>t. tranny
Anonymous No.941323515
fuck this dogshit thread
Anonymous No.941323535
Anonymous No.941323582
im drunk
Anonymous No.941323714 >>941323792
>>941322017
Make it follow a pendulum trayectory and leave afterimages.
Also give it very long hair.
Anonymous No.941323716 >>941323792
>>941308518
Watching the stars with Earth.
Anonymous No.941323792 >>941323839 >>941323852
>>941322620
Yeah, that's why I had to make it, hopefully. Do we make another thread?
>>941323714
I can do all those things. Why a pendulum trajectory? Is this a boss fight thing?
>>941323716
When watching the stars with the rest of the Earth, it feels to me like we're on equal grounds, just two mutuals, instead of a planet and an inhabitant. We're both small there.
Anonymous No.941323839 >>941324446
>>941323792
>Do we make another thread
literally why
Anonymous No.941323852 >>941323900 >>941324446
>>941323792
Have you ever heard of Asriel Dreemurr.
Anonymous No.941323900 >>941324054
>>941323852
Flowey is the main antagonist of the video game Undertale, appearing as a sentient, grinning golden flower. He is revealed to be the soulless reincarnation of Asriel Dreemurr, the son of the royal family, who was brought back to life by the royal scientist Alphys's experiments with Determination. Flowey's lack of a soul prevents him from feeling love, leading to his sadistic and nihilistic philosophy of "kill or be killed.
Anonymous No.941324054 >>941324398 >>941324485
>>941323900
Yes.
One of his bossfights is him moving in a pendulum trayectory and leaving afterimages, and it looks cool. Do it.
Anonymous No.941324397
New thread?
Anonymous No.941324398
>>941324054
Burial at sea
Burial at sea
Burial at sea
Burial at sea
Anonymous No.941324446 >>941324485 >>941324554
>>941323852
yes I beat him up with friendship
>>941323839
my heart is panging
Anonymous No.941324485 >>941324697
>>941324446
>yes I beat him up with friendship
Good, look at >>941324054 then.
Anonymous No.941324554 >>941324697
>>941324446
wrong thread
this is a kf thread where users have interactive avatars
Anonymous No.941324697 >>941324725 >>941324764 >>941324794
>>941324485
yeah I saw this, but what does Earth chan have to do with him? besides, I vaguely remember his motion is more like an infinity-symbol-loop, no?
>>941324554
you are mentally ill
Anonymous No.941324725
>>941324697
>says dude literally saying he has a waifu
Anonymous No.941324764
>>941324697
you outed yourself by the way
you're the "you're mentally ill" spammer
Anonymous No.941324794
>>941324697
>what does Earth chan have to do with him
Nothing, but it would look cool.
>I vaguely remember his motion is more like an infinity-symbol-loop
Fair enough, my memory is bad.
Anonymous No.941324827
>fag earth is told a certain thread is animus
>begins spamming it coincidentally at same time
Anonymous No.941324884
>literally told me he was the soyjak spammer
Anonymous No.941325048
>>941325013
>>941325013
>>941325013