Thread 941298547

how will trump die? place bets here. i think hes going to die in his sleep during his presidency

>>941298547 (OP)
hes gonna get cyberpunked by our elite over lords

and become emperor of the planet

XD

>>941298547 (OP)
the chosen ones are protected

>>941298547 (OP)
Stroke or heart attack

>>94129882
why not both?

>>941298547 (OP)
dunno about yall but I'm putting a grand on skateboarding

>>941298547 (OP)
Heart attack on toilet. Nobody will hear his final cries

>>941298547 (OP)
Prostrate cancer.

But they'll try to Weekend at Bernie's him as long as possible

>>941298547 (OP)
Dies peacefully in his sleep, depriving the left of a violent assassination.

Probably Autoerotic asphyxia as he fantasizes about getting butt fucked by Netanyahu

>>941298547 (OP)
That's fine. Vance is going to be an excellent president anyways.

I wonder if some psycho is going to go kill hassan. Like I don't want it to happen but if he ends up dying, I'm going to come to Fortune and type the letter s in as many Hassan threads as I can find

>>941298547 (OP)
Shitting accident. On live TV hopefully

>>941298547 (OP)
He's gonna stroke out during an interview or meeting and then they will blame the libs.

>>941298547 (OP)
he already died a few weeks ago but they're still hauling his body around pretending

>>941306866
okay that would be epic

Polonium poisoning, after sucking off Monkee Putins cock.

>>941298789
Imagine how much of a faggot you need to be to have this saved to make it or to look it up.

>>941298826
This. It's what happens when dementia turns your brain to Swiss cheese. The old pedophile should be in hospice.

>>941298547 (OP)
In public, hopefully. A massive stroke on stage at a rally. Falls off the podium and shits himself on the way down.

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
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>>941310458
he'll die of a heart attack at a golf club

>>941310458
would be funny if he did the south park thing where he violently starts shitting when he dies

>>941298547 (OP)
He can't die he is the most healthy and strong and youthful man to ever be president

>>941298547 (OP)
Probably after his SECOND TERM. Yeah that's right lil beooooooootch! This is a 2 term president who doesn't cater to little faggots and doesn't need to be artificially placed like that dumb brown cunt you probably voted for. 3 more years and you can't STAND it!

>>941298547 (OP)
Complications following massive bowel erosion.

>>941298547 (OP)
He'll die of a heart attack 10 years from now fucking your mom.

I hope like all fascistic autocrats with a bullet through his head out of his own gun.

>>941313473
Is there another reason to fuck little girls?

>>941312326
>le fascist
And you'll settle for it. Good boy. ;)

>>941313473
Totally normal birthday card

>>941298547 (OP)
He is sooo weak, omg.

5%+ chance he dies this year by medical condition. That’s a 1/20 dice roll. So possible, but slim. The longer he goes the percentage increases.
If he is hospitalized for a virus or heart trouble then I’d bump up the percentage to 15%-25% which is high.
I don’t think he’s going to bite it this year.
I don’t think JD Vance will ever be president actually.

Republicans need to plan ahead on being slowly pushed out of power and jailed by opposition haha. Some of them should probably leave the country to avoid prosecution if they were smart. But they ain’t

>>941313794
All trump is gonna do is continue to misuse the DOJ, and then trip to heaven at like 85-86.

>>941313857
You're right it IS weird alot of the eastern world never changed rulers while America changes its every 4 years.

Weird huh?

Trump is in perfect health now so he'll probably die naturally around the same time Jimmy Carter died around the age of 100

>>941298547 (OP)
Gagging on pootins cock

>>941298547 (OP)
Shiddin' n fartin' n shit

>>941298547 (OP)
he's going to die in the white house.

or in his bedroom.

or in the bathtub.

or in the shower.

or in the fireplace.

or in his pool.

or on the toilet.

or in his bed.

>>941313473
You lost the election to a literal pedophile? Damn you suck

>>941306601
>Vance is going to be an excellent president anyways.

>>941298547 (OP)
It will happen in December
It will be another stroke (Likely the third in total)
There will be attempts to hide it at first, but that will last (At most) a week.
JD Vance will be a dumbass president and get nothing done.

Screenshot this post.

>>941298547 (OP)
He’s going to outlive the vast majority of millennial transvestites.

>>941298547 (OP)

Cope, seethe, and dilate.

>>941306601
>Vance
>President

>>941298547 (OP)
Assassinated by a right winger who successfully false flags the left and initiates a civil war.

>>941315767
i'm sure it'll be some crazy assassination attempt, but i don't think he's going to die before 2020.

>>941298547 (OP)
>how will trump die? place bets here. i think hes going to die in his sleep during his presidency

That would be a great way to go!!
I think he will die in his sleep too but not until after his Presidency is over,unless of course he becomes our king in which case that would be a better time to die.The only problem I see is who gets the crown next.....

IMO skip the first 2 bozo's and give the crown to Baron

>>941298547 (OP)
He’ll serve, someone else, be president, then he’ll probably die of heart failure or something.

>>941313473
Only Muslims are allowed to do that.

>>941298547 (OP)
Peacefully many years after OP ropes itself.

>>941298547 (OP)
gunshot hopefully

>>941311013
Why the nipple rings? This pic seems overly horny.

>>941298547 (OP)
He'll get shot by some extremist right wing chud and they will try to blame it on the left.

Staling got in as Lenin's health failed, Miller is not fucking around.

Finally a republican with good aim will enter the chat

>>941319799
They will declare it was a tranny even before he gets shot. Charlie Cuck didn't even hit the ground before they started lying about the shooter. So now it's so ingrained there's not a chance in hell anything will ever change their mind.

>>941298547 (OP)
Massive stroke in year 2 of his 3rd term.

>>941320989
Horses get malaria too?

>>941320989
Overdose of Ivermectin from catching the worm from RFK.

>>941298547 (OP)
he's going to die in a plane crash.

also, how much money can you put down on this?

>>941298547 (OP)
Tiny scratch on his right earlobe

he disappears every 28 days EXACTLY with his hand covered in more and more make-up, they are applying it with paint brushes covering the entire outside of his hand. he just his 'second annual physical' and he clearly had a stroke just prior to the 9/11 ceremony...

>>941323371
So what. Biden was senile and had no idea where he even was for 4 years.

>>941324303
But there's no dilemma. They're hitting the button on the right without even hesitating.

>>941324303
>>941324407
proof he's a pedo? Has he ever been charged, tried, or convicted? Is there any evidence at all beyond your feelings? "Alleged" or "accused" pedo doesn't have quite the same bite to it, tbh.

>>941324567
MAGA PEDO NIGGER

>>941324567
Does a non child fucker all of a sudden become a child fucker when a guilty verdict is handed down? Gosh, it's almost like the two are unconnected.

>>941324671
the nigger you're replying to doesn't even care, he's said in the past
he said he thought trump raping kids was funny
that's because he's a MAGA PEDO NIGGER

>>941324671
Calm your tits, I'm just asking for the evidence that convinced you he's a child fucker is all. I've seen lots of speculation, snark, and accusation but no evidence of anything.

>>941324567
>no proof

>>941324775
If perusing the Donald Trump sexual misconduct allegations wikipedia page doesn't at least make you wonder. That the pages exists at all suggests his is not the highest of moral characters.

>>941324951
your strategy to convince me trump is a pedo is to call me stupid?

>>941324954
>allegations wikipedia
kek. Yeah I wonder, but I wonder about a lot of things. That's where the evidence is supposed to help but no one wants to give me any.

>>941298547 (OP)
Gods do not die. Our King will live on for eternity.

>>941307918
don't talk to that Rabbi.

>>941325151
First off, pedophile doesn't even actually mean child fucker. It just means child attracted. The way he pawed his daughter for the camera and talked about how he'd totally hit that sure does suggest he's attracted to children. Whether or not he fucked any. This is the part where you scream goal posts, but shut the fuck up and look at the two buttons maymay. Support a pedo, not support a child fucker. (Not that I'd be surprised if...)

>>941298547 (OP)
Random heart failure in the next 2 years. For someone as unhealthy as he is it is the most common way to die.

He already had a stroke, another will be coming in the near future, even with the drips they are giving him every month... you don't get giant ass bruises on t
he outside of your hand from shaking hands too much.

>>941327196
>pedophile doesn't even actually mean child fucker. It just means child attracted
typical leftist desperation, focusing on specific definitions when it's convenient and ignoring them when it's convenient. Deceptive language and newspeak are a leftist's only weapons.

As a decorative fountain, like his idiot friend Charlie Kirk lol

>>941298547 (OP)
free, peacefully, and loved by billions. unlike you

>>941327196
funny how you went from doing whatever it takes to keep kids safe to 'some kid diddling is bound to happen'

you wouldn't let anyone use that as an argument against you, but you think it'll stand if you use it because youre somehow special?

>>941333327
we're in charge of the worlds most powerful and advanced military. so yes.

>>941331134
both you faggots do this

He’s going to choke on Netanyahus dick.

>>941334052
Netenyahu and Biden are buddies going back to the 1970s. And just look at this hug. That's a hug of two guys who blew each other during a 1970s orgy.

>>941334127
oh yeah why are there so few pictures of Biden and Netanyahu like this when there are so many of Trump and Netanyahu
>zogged
don't do it kids not even once, only a lifetime of disgrace awaits

>>941333581
you're just another white trash trump nigger
you're not in charge of even yourself

>>941334127
What does that have to do with what I said, you fucking retarded faggot?

>>941298547 (OP)
An unfortunate gold smelting accident

>>941298547 (OP)
Trump is too good for us.
He will not survive this term.
It is foretold in The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead.

>>941298547 (OP)
>how will trump die?
I hope asap.
July 13, 2024 will go down as the darkest day in recent US history...