>>941324754
why don't you just suck the diarrhea out of my ass? i got lots of diarrhea being wasted to the toilet right now. plenty for you to suck straight ass to mouth...
>>941326234
No NO NOO!!! You found me out! You busted me fibblez!! No! this CANNOT BEEEE!!1!1!! I will not eat your toxoplasmosis-riddled diarrhea! T_T
TFW I saw a basement kitteh today and though he acknowledged me, he did not come close enough to take pettings and scritches (I'm now back to months without touching any kittehs). I couldn't even take a photo of him because I had nowhere to put down my coffee safely. FML.