I was only 5 years old my mean dada sold my asshole to a 400 pound 7 foot tall nigger monkey ape bigfoot orc for drugs and 3 mcdonalds sauce cups. Also that dumb nigger accidently stepped on and broke my fucking sega genesis (which was my only gaming console so you can imagine my penis's surprise). Now I'm here to spread my positively charged ions to your pineal glands through direct osmosis.