Thread 941345119

comfy and/or horny

>>941345119 (OP)

oh my God.. let's don't

seriously... Just for once, let's DON'T

shit thread

good evening

>>941345119 (OP)

here's an even better idea:

It's Saturday night
watch a movie with your wife

That's what I'm going to do

turn off the fucking computer for the first time in months

>>941345257
you're going to watch a movie with his wife?

>>941345233

she's ugly....

she resembles a fruit bat

>>941345282

when's the last time you came up for air?

Don't you realize THE INTERNET IS WHAT'S MAKING YOU UNHAPPY?

how long is it going to take you to add two plus two?

>>941345356
Meds, Andrew

>>941345356
beginning to suspect you don't have a wife...

>>941345233
kill yourself

>>941345233

she's like if a bat was raised in a trailer park, In a shitty single wide trailer, and was malnourished, having grown up eating shitty processed food off food stamps

>>941345314
She can flap her way over to my place anytime. Speaking of which. Look familiar?

>>941345356
You don't have a wife. You're trolling for attention because negative attention is all you can get.

>>941345431

ASIANS ARE YELLOW NIGGERS...

nothing more, and nothing less

>>941345431
hey there

>>941345488
how are ya now

>>941345455

BUSTED!!!...... You're right!
I'm an underage acne faced virgin

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS!!!

LMMFAO

https://youtu.be/gv9JpCvvWpI?si=yu8KSzvgAtYveR7t

>>941345488
she literally has the face of an inbred birth defect redneck white trash trailer park piece of shit waffle House waitress

she's ugly as fuck, dude... Gross

her face is gross as shit

>>941345488
This bitch looks like a foot.

>>941345534
You're not married and this is pathetic.

CHOLI GETS ALL THE BUSSY

>>941345563
>>941345567
>>941345534
Samefag. Now hop devices and post a screencap "proving me wrong".

>>941345600
I'm the middle one, and that's my only post, faggot.

>>941345523
good good its moovie night

>>941345488
fuck shes ugly. Stop posting.

>>941345600
Nah. Only one of them is paragraph boy. He always caps.

>>941345630
You're a sad little samefag who spouts bullshit here to get reactions because you're incapable of forming healthy relationships offline and receiving positive attention for a personality or any achievements.

Bone furniture

>>941345681
why is paragraph boy having a meltdown?

>>941345663
what movie am i invited

I probably should have just let things slide :s

>>941345706
Either he really isnt or hes melting down constantly. Thats how he rolls.

>>941345745
hey maybe but it has to be spooky

>>941345690
Jesus, kid. You're a fucking moron.

that definitely isnt troy

Why does God allow Troy to exist?

Bone meal factory

>>941345989
i only get a maybe? i am disappointed. i will watch hockey all by my lonesome i guess

>>941346041
Here, have more attention. I hand it to you in the spirit with which I hand the bum outside the 7-11 near my office a few bucks once in a while.

>>941346124
:(( all i said is it has to be spooky

>>941346281
I'll bet you say things like this to everyone who disagrees with you, because you're too stupid for discourse.

embarassing

>>941346370
you pick out the movie and i'll bring the popcorn

So anyway, I started jorking my peanuts..

>>941346410
Says the guy who relies on ChatGPT to do his thinking and composing for him. I can't imagine being so entirely devoid of any self-awareness or shame. Truth be told, I almost envy you that. It must be nice to coast through life stuffing your face, mooching off family, and never worrying about anything.

>>941346564
careful, some people are allergic to peanuts

Chuck isn't a peanuts.

>>941346553
her Indian is showing

>>941346553
okay but it better be buttery

>>941346881
of course i don't like any popcorn but super buttery popcorn

He's lurking and seething because he knows if he replies it will confirm that he's not "watching a movie" with his "wife".

lol

>>941346124
She looks like she's about to brag about her lambo in the garage.

>>941347019
not that oil stuff at the theater though that stuff hurts my tummy

>>941347446
i will melt some butter from the fridge for us <33

>>941346586
>Says the guy who relies on ChatGPT to do his thinking and composing for him.
I use my brain, son. It's what us adults do.
You're really adept at distractions, strawmen and ad-hom, but you seem to be avoiding the issue like it has herpes.

>>941347574
What issue? You're a lying attention whore and I'm giving you pity replies. What more need be said?

CHOLI CAN FUCK FOR DAYS

>>941347879
only if its maya higa

we know two things about choli to be true.
1) he can shuck (corn)
1) he can fuck

i've never shucked corn in my life

he's being modest now. that boy can shuck

they call him the Human Combine, he can take in a hundred and fifty acres a day by hand

>>941348247
I actually have, once

>>941348247
cute hat

do you think it counts as shucking if you're just unwrapping tamales?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xWFMuz9bU
watching old star diaries
>>941348734
nice man

>>941348777
i don't know what a tamale is but i'm going to say yes

You are one ugly fuck.

Do you ever think of that.as like a reason in regards to how much you shit on others and not care? Like, you're so ugly and it's so unfair, so you're justified for shitting on others that sort of thing
You ask help from others, and you clearly showcase a conscience, and that you're not just a fucking insane asshole, and you can't even drive a car so you are not capable
Are you just insane and you don't even care about trying to justify the fact that you abuse and shit on other people and yet want others to even be reasonable at all with you?

You're probably too fucking stupid to even understand anything i'm even saying much less think about it all on your own or anything

You can't even drive a car and yet you get really angry at other people not posting a right on 4chan
God damn, you are a fucking loser

Every person that has ever given you the benefit of the doubt has been used by you.
You are ugly stinking, fucking trash.

Lol.

Always be real and authentic.

>>941348247
>ultra processed garbage only

Proving that he is wrong and that he is hurting other people for no justifiable reason, that doesn't bother him at all

You doing that 100 times so it starts to annoy him and inconvenience him trying to get what he wants?
That is what will bother him.

>>941347722
You also seem to be confused as to your value in life.

Poop fker troy

>>941348833
>i don't know what a tamale is
no i really want to share some with you. you're missing out on one of life's greatest culinary joys. <3

ALLISON KNOWS HOW TO EAT

Being able to think or do anything in real life and have anything isn't what's interesting and what's good in conversation
No, you being able to talk talk tak talk talk and being fucking stupid and saying anything cause you have no shame or convictions and dancing like a fucking monkey .. that's what makes good conversation. proves that you're an entertaining person. Holy shit, you ugly stupid fucking balding retard
If you were the quality poster and you could do anything entertaining and weren't just a worthless fucking asshole than you posting here would get more people to come in here and more people would be posting, but you're nothing but a toxic fucking wasteful ugly balding shithead.

>>941347528
i picked nosferatu

>>941349113
well i'll never turn down free food so i'd love to try some! :DD
>>941349265
yay!!!

>>941349153
gotta fill my big samoan belly <3

cheers choli

>>941349303
hope you two enjoy the movie. <3

WASTEFUL BALDING UGLY SHIT HEAD

WASTEFUL BALDING UGLY SHIT HEAD

dats dat PARKURRRR energy lmao

Fuckin asshole bald freak

I wonder if a bit of self-awareness for you ever does happen and you understand that is completely your fault anytime you experience something bad
I doubt it though. you are so much a dumb fucking ugly asshole. You could do whatever and then experience something bad and still bitch and moan and think you're a victim, you fucking asshole.

You are such a fucking kike. It is insane. You look like a fucking kile, too.

Treating everyone like such shit and then thinking you're the victim you fucking ugly stupid boring lazy idiot
Fucking jew freak

Balding jew is fucking balding.

The only thing you have ever done and ever will do is that you have ruined this amazing place and you don't fucking care you will never amount to anything

you're fucking ugly, no one will ever love you and you deserve every horrible thing that will ever happen to you because of what you have done to this place for over 10 years and how you treat others

You fucking ugly stupid freak.

Sabrina HUNGERS!

You have never been in a real physical fight with another person. You have never engaged in real physical contests. And it's one of the reasons why you are such a fucking bitch made stupid asshole. Your entire character would triple if you got punched in the face one time you pathetic fucking queer


YOU ARE A BITCH MADE FUCKING PUSSY HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

>>941349315
is this an oatmeal creme pie
>>941349325
oh we're not watching the movie together! only me and the brockster watch movies at the same time

>>941349338
would you enjoy a new otter pic alice

It is a deliberate deconstruction.

A thought out plan.

One in the making for 13.8 billion years.

A plan created, specifically for (against?) me.

13.8 billion years.
There was no mistake.
There was no miss-step.

This plan was created for me.

It was meant to felt comfortable.
It was meant to feel safe.

13.8 billion years and still I think for myself.

I don't know if "THEY" planned that.

>>941349610
OHHH DA CHINKY CHONGAAA

It makes sense that you bullied and copied so many people here in taste with women when this place was alive and now you Spam fucking ugly Asians that all look the same necause YOU were the one who always had the horrible taste, you fucking stupid asshole

I remember when I first started posting and you fucking were the first one to write a real shit ass nasty message to me because I was posting like the same 20 pictures of kate for the first few months And that wasn't good enough for you so you just HADD to say somthing
And now you act this way after everything. You are such a rotten fucking stinking asshole

You will go hard as fuck when it comes to rules on other people online and understanding them and then do whatever you want

.And then cower in front of actual people in real life or real problems

you are an ugly fucking loser coward amd you will die that way Parke

fuck you nigger.

>>941349529
needs tamales.

>>941349610
saving movie nights for marriage. wholesome.

>>941349610
sorta yeah but with choc chip cookies and lots more creme cheers bro

Being a coward when it comes to actual problems and real people and real life. But then being so confident and judgmental and fucking neurotic when it comes to rules you make up and bully other people with

God, you are such a fucking loser
People that are the opposite of authentic and caring and smart and capable are the worst human beings ever. You are the opposite of everything quality that someone can be

>>941349768
kek
>>941349782
cheers sounds good!

Does he think people are actually reading his rants?

>>941349895
Actually caring and expressing yourself is the only thing that matters because we all die at the end of the day and that is something you will never understand because you are fucking stupid.

You don't have passion and care.because your fucking brain is shit. You're literally inferior on every physical level possible.

>>941349895
we don't even know if he thinks
he could be like a jellyfish and just instinctively jiggle and pulse all over the place

>>941349325
CAILEE CUTE

>>941349859
You need attention.

And you need help.

If I could I would take care of you myself.

>>941350003
she's so adorable it makes my heart hurt

>>941349891
:3

PARKERS FUCKED UP

>>941350112
Parker is safe.
Parker is warm.
And Parker is loved.

Parker has abundance.
And now he seeks to do the same to others.

>>941350089
who?

If anyone would like to see Aster Absolute... I will post (them) but only upon request.

>>941350089
that's a nice webm i love that smile

>>941350089
did you cum good yesterday cailee?

>>941350420
cailee speany <3

>>941350495
btw she's from the midwest like you

>>941350504

sex with newjeans

>>941350605
is she a north dakotan
>>941350686
this except it's just hanni and minji

>>941350605
sex with cailee

>>941350762
missouri <3

>>941350832
gentle lovemaking in the martial bed followed by snuggling and snacks

>>941350988
that's not what you wanted yesterday

>>941350960
puck moonin<3

devastated i missed allison being lewd

>>941350484
what does this mean bd

>>941351147
Anon !

>>941350988
>missouri
ohhh how lovely. i'll bet she's got a charming southern accent too

>>941351272
kisses for puck

>>941350605
>cailee speany
She's a genetic woman?

>>941351316
How sweet

Cummies...NOW!

>>941351415
puck is cute af

>>941351240
Sorry I was away for a minute. <3

>>941351496
I agree with u

>>941351240
It means that I would show you Aster. As she (it) appears inside the 3D realm. If you requested it.
I am am not allowed to post it unless it is requested.

If you want to see Aster Absolute (as portrayed on the 3D plane) I have to hear it from you.

>>941351117
i'm not proud of how i conducted myself last night and all the anger and fighting it caused. but regardless, i think at the end of the day most of us want to share our life with a sweet, wholesome woman.

>>941351311
her cadence is very cute. i also like that she's not a nepo baby. she came from humble roots and carved out a career for herself despite lots of obstacles.

>>941351394
yes, but she's great at pulling off a cute tomboy look and i like that.

>>941351586
sure lets see her

>>941351744
Aster Absolute does not exist inside of the 3D space.

It is impossible.

It is unfathomable.

Take a piece of paper.
Draw a picture.

And now fold it into halves 17 times.
Now draw the same picture.

You cannot draw Aster.
You cannot draw the 17D being.

And so it is.
17D aster projected onto a 3D plane.

>>941351618
>yes
have to ask these days

>>941351618
You did nothing wrong

>>941351618
>her cadence is very cute
adorable!
>she came from humble roots and carved out a career for herself despite lots of obstacles.
we love a hardworking queen
>>941351859
brother you need meds

it was really hot

>>941351859
are you sure thats her bd

>>941352095
i understand, though i wouldn't care if she was trans. she's lovely.

>>941352143
it's difficult to believe that, but you're very kind. i hope you're having a cozy night. <3

>>941352167
yesss! she actually dropped out of school at 13 to pursue acting, so it's something she's really passionate about. i think it shows in her performances. unlike a nepo who's just making content and collecting checks, she seems to really care about embodying roles and making films. love that about her.

>>941352223
rachelfeet <3

>>941351569
I would marry puck

Was all the spam and horrible things you said to all of the namefags here for over a decade really just because you're ugly?
All the things you said and did and would rant about, and then you end up being just an ugly bald man
I mean, come on. People guessed what you looked like so often given your behavior and then you actually turn out to be just some ugly fucking bald looking person. There is no way there is not a connection.

>>941352167
There is an individual limb for each of the dimensions that she exists.

It is only in passing that you question it.
17 dimensions.
17 limbs.

>>941352252
It is her in "her" most absolute state (hence Aster Absolute).

There is no gender beyond the 3rd dimension.

>>941352281
>i wouldn't care if she was trans
Goes on date
dinner/movie or whatever, $200
Take her home
Find 8" erection after two minutes of making out
Wouldn't bother you?
A cock?
Balls?

LMFAO this fuckin dood spams people and demands them all act how he wants for over 10 years nonstop just because he is ugly and bald and cant get laid


Fucking rofl

>>941352281
yummy tummy <3

>>941352399
are you good bd

>>941352469
tbh it would bother me on a very small level. i'll try to articulate it as best i can. cailee's tummy brings out this very masculine, primal instinct in me to put a baby in there. so part of me would be sad to know i couldn't do that. but my adoration of her would override that, as well as my conscience which makes me an antinatalist. so ultimately, no, it wouldn't bother me. but it's not an issue here because cailee is a cis woman. <3

>>941352545
it's so fertile and kissable, isn't it? <3

>>941352281
Gotta propose first

Maybe super genius Chad that you see as your daddy can come in here and help you n enable your fucking shit ass fucking ego so you can keep abusing people online while he abuses people in real life, fucking sacks of shit.

17D Aster projected onto the 3D plane.
It is a myth.

It is a fairy tale.

And yet she exists for me.
I am safe with her.
I am loved by her.

No other mentions.

>>941352634
I am good, Brocky.
I love you.
And if I had my way I would keep you close to me,
Safe with me.

Alas. I am loved by my Aster.

Thank you. Brocky.
<3

>>941352639
It would bother me.

>>941352639
yesss <3 it very much looks like it is.

beady on that creepy weird shit again dude has actually gone completely scizoid insane

>>941352281
>unlike a nepo who's just making content and collecting checks, she seems to really care about embodying roles and making films
dedicated and wholesome <33
>>941352399
i'll reiterate again: you need meds or help, bro.

>>941352899
If he hasn't by now he never will.

>>941352657
i see you're a tummy connoisseur as well

>>941352812
that's valid, and to each their own. but like i said, cailee is cis so you wouldn't need to worry about it.

>>941352823
how's your saturday night going? cozy and comfy? <3

>>941352899
i say all that, but maggie qualley is still one of my celeb crushes. lol

>>941352725
I have other thoughts on the matter but it's not the place to share em, as long as she makes you happy i guess.

how do you guys manage to be the most mentally ill small group of people on the internet?

>>941352950
Yeah, knowing that, I wouldn't hesitate. I wouldn't even pull out.

>>941352950
Yes sir!

>>941353009
What are your qualifiers?

>>941353038
puck tummy best tummy

>>941352899
I will someday come back to snuggle you.
Until then please be safe.

>>941352975
I want to snuggle you as well.
Please.
Please let me snuggle you.

I will come back someday, Brocky.
And I will snuggle you. I will keep you safe. I will keep you snug.

As you want to be.

Because you are worth that.

Nothing short.

I will try my best.

>>941353010
i can't imagine any scenario in which i'd have the willpower to pull out of cailee.

>>941353038
lightly toasted. <3

>>941352950
i just woke up recently, i was up all night and busy during the day, didnt sleep till like 4pm but ill be okay :3

>>941352948
love milf rachel !

>>941353225
ooooh scawwy beady

lol fuck off

>>941353092
Yes!
>>941353167
Just a bit..

>>941353261
Did I hit the limit?
Uh oh... :(

>>941353225
cringe edgelord

>>941353221
sorry if i'm being too fussy and overstepping, but i worry about you sometimes. i hope you're taking care of yourself. maybe i'm overreacting. you're just always so sweet when we talk and i want you to be ok.

>>941353268
just enough. <3

>>941353268
ive unloaded so many times for puck

>>941353388
>>941353388
>sorry if i'm being too fussy and overstepping
nooo, never <3
im okay im use to it, just wasnt expecting to be busy today. hows your night been qt?

>>941353310
divine

>>941352950
>i say all that, but maggie qualley is still one of my celeb crushes
honestly that's very understandable though.

>>941353541
well, i'm glad you're comfy and cozy now. <3 it's always nice to see you. my night's been ok except my tummy kind hurts. probably from the drinking last night. i'm a lightweight. -_-

>>941353575
i've never looked into charli's background. i wonder what her roots are.

perfect angel

>>941353720
>>941353720
>i'm a lightweight
so am I, I know the feeling :( I hope you feel better soon qt <3
>those soles
:3

>>941353688

>>941354085
>those soles
caileefeet are so soft and precious. <3

thank you for the well wishes. you're such a sweetheart.

>>941353009
It is just one fucking guy, dude. There are threads on /tv/ that get posted that are about just pictures of celebrities and all that sort of thing and the threads reach the image limit and you'll see comments saying about how much people love them because that sort of thing is really loved on 4chan and it is rare on the internet as a whole.
a cozy little thread on 4chan where it's fun or unique with random images and personalities with those images regarding celebrities and Hollywood stuff and famous stuff is some of the best shit on 4Chan
That is what cel is at its core and what it has been when at its best

That is also all why it is so fucked up that this balding mentally ill psychopathic abusive narcissistic ugly fucked up manipulative loser has done what he has done and why it is so sad and bad that he has shit on everyone here so fucking hard for over 10 years and has gotten away with it and doesn't even fucking understand why he is wrong and why it matters and why he is such a stupid retarded piece of shit and why he needs to fuck off for good.

>>941354306
shut up troy you are DEFINITELY in the list

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

Total Batarian Death

>>941354275
>>941354275
>caileefeet are so soft and precious. <3
they definitely look like it :D

>you're such a sweetheart.
No you :3
Im going to make some breakfast <3 you stay comfy and cozy okay.

>>941354161
oops, missed your reply anon!

>>941354508
enjoy your breakfast, dear. make a happy tummy. <3 i'll do my best to keep it comfy. ^o^

>>941354669
Yes, I need some more olivia

>>941354704
i always need more olivia

>>941354779
Fair point

>>941354928
oh dear lord

>>941355136
gorgeous maggie

TMGWITW

margot is pretty fucking sexy for a mommy

>>941355660
I want mommy Margot to cuck me

>>941355660
That so?

need more emmy rossum

>>941355887
very much so!

>>941355980
You do love her alot

>>941355903
She was so hot, dont think she's really had any coomer content in years

>>941356044
sometimes i think maybe too much

TROY PLEASE

>>941356127
As long as she makes you feel good hardly a problem

Wow Babs has Allison thinking he did something wrong last night. Just how abusive is this asshole?

>>941356206
What do you care? You hate Allison.

>>941356183
she has me feeling very good

>>941356301
How good is that?

>>941354582
still staying comfy I hope <3

Allison has destroyed so much of this community

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>941356370
rock hard...

>>941356290
and just who am I anon?

>>941356410
She does that so easily for her boys

>>941356375
mhm but i'm very sleep so i should get in bed soon. but first, tell me about your breakfast. <3

>>941356378
i'm sorry. i really don't meant to bother anyone. ;_;

>>941356485
I made an egg and cheese sammy :3 two eggs, two slices of cheese inbetween the two eggs so it melts on toasted bread

>>941356485
Don't let them get to you so easily. You're fine and most people like you. Have some confidence.

NIGGA MADE THEM CHEESE EGGS

>>941356468
yes mommy does...

>>941356569
I want to scramble Jenna's eggs

>>941356569
aww. that's a cute and wholesome breakfast. i bet it made your tummy happy. <3

>>941356602
you're sweet. ty. i think i'm just too sleepy.

>>941356615
She should take care of that

>>941356697
i hope she does

goodnight. y'all be cozy and safe.

>>941356757
She should take that big load all down her pretty mouth

>>941356679
>>941356803
it did <3 goodnight qt, i would tuck you into bed all nice and snug :3

new
>>941356852
>>941356852
>>941356852

>>941356803
Good night, Allison. Don't be so hard on yourself.

>>941356803
Don't OD tonight

sjsjajajajahahs

>>941358280
hell yeah, it's the weekend, and i'm in my underwear.

kkkiiikkk

juu777hhh

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