I hate dogs
I hate dogs.
They stink, lick their asses, eat cat shit, but still want to lick all over you. They mouth breathe and pant while looking stupid, and drool on everything. They try to jump on you, hump your leg, and just invade your personal space. They bark and are desperate for attention.
I hate their owners too... I don't want your stupid mutt jumping on me in the store, and I don't want to hear it bark all night. You don't pick up their shit when they use the bathroom on a walking trail, next time I'll bring gloves and throw it at you and your dumbass mutt.
If your dumb beast is unleashed and chasing someone down the road, get your lazy ass off of the porch because you just screaming its name isn't doing a danm thing. If it's me that it's chasing one day, fair game for it to get a 9mm through its skull.
And for the people doing the video trend of fake attacks after sitting food down, "awww he knows it wasn't real." His brain is the size of a peanut, he doesn't know, and his loyalty to you would be traded for a turkey leg.
They stink, lick their asses, eat cat shit, but still want to lick all over you. They mouth breathe and pant while looking stupid, and drool on everything. They try to jump on you, hump your leg, and just invade your personal space. They bark and are desperate for attention.
I hate their owners too... I don't want your stupid mutt jumping on me in the store, and I don't want to hear it bark all night. You don't pick up their shit when they use the bathroom on a walking trail, next time I'll bring gloves and throw it at you and your dumbass mutt.
If your dumb beast is unleashed and chasing someone down the road, get your lazy ass off of the porch because you just screaming its name isn't doing a danm thing. If it's me that it's chasing one day, fair game for it to get a 9mm through its skull.
And for the people doing the video trend of fake attacks after sitting food down, "awww he knows it wasn't real." His brain is the size of a peanut, he doesn't know, and his loyalty to you would be traded for a turkey leg.
