Thread 941356852

>>941356852 (OP)
You'll never sniff Nats pits or suck her toes - why live?

>>941357221
ask myself this daily

>>941357252
Elle!

>>941358017
Not having gay thoughts. Not having gay thoughts.

>>941358391
are you sure about that

>>941356852 (OP)
hey hey my my. I don't think I've ever seen her with a more "fuck me" expression

>>941358480
No. I need it.

>>941358557
need what anon..

>>941358601
I need to take cock and give my cock to someone for margot.

I-I know I-I-I don't d-deserve t-t-to h-h-have her...

>>941358704
you go first

>>941358887
Like by petting your bulge while we both wear Barbie outfits?

>>941359123
petting, touching, grabbing..

>>941358841
M-Me a-and my m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice w-went t-t-to T-Tostidos t-t-this a-a-afternoon a-a-a-and r-r-right a-away t-t-the g-g-good D-Dis s-s-server w-w-wouldn't b-b-bring u-us o-o-our d-d-d-drinks u-unless h-he c-c-could g-g-grab V-Vic's r-right b-breast... He l-looked l-like h-he e-e-enjoyed i-it a-a-and t-t-thanked u-us, a-a-and s-s-said s-s-something about h-her s-s-soft b-breast...

>>941360008
Do you have any charli pits for a weary traveler

Nigger

cholipits

>>941357871
New Zeggs dropped

>>941360156
i mean its not a secret, its just like a meme that celebs have it better then you, they have money, fame, and power, and you dont, which is why people watch their lives, to be inspired by their success

And some nu Jennas

smoll bum

>>941357871
>>941360759
very zexy Zegs

>>941360942
I really don't like the invisible eyebrows :/

>>941360472
Thank you so much anon, they're truly something to behold. You agree?

>>941361038
I don't like your invisible hairline.

>>941361101
what the FUQ

>>941361015
Too bad tater is still not going to the carpet events. She went to the last 2 Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Gala events.

>>941361038
Did the best I could

>>941361133
Much better!!!! :p

>>941361043
i guess so bro

>>941361133
You are now required to do that for every pic where her eyebrows have been cinched off, this rules

>>941361159
Every part of charli is beautiful. Her tummy in this one is amazing

>>941361167
>>941361158
I'll never get enough updoots to make this worth it.

>>941359755
I-I'm a-a-afraid t-t-the g-g-good D-Dis s-s-server t-t-told u-us h-h-his g-g-good o-opinion s-s-some m-more a-a-and w-w-wouldn't b-b-bring u-us o-o-our f-f-food u-unless h-he c-c-could g-g-grab a-and g-grope V-Vic's b-breasts... He s-said a-a-as h-he w-w-was g-g-grabbing l-l I-I-I-I r-really s-shouldn't h-h-have a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman a-and t-try n-not t-t-to l-look s-s-so d-dumb a-a-as h-he w-w-was a-a p-person w-w-with a-a-a soft s-s-stomach...

>>941361187
yessir

>>941361101
You are morbidly obese, Troink.

>>941361227
It's not about updoots, it's about principle

>>941361227
absolute legend mate

>>941361304
In a just world that'd be her wedding gown for me

>>941361299
O-Oh s-s-she's a-a-a b-beauty h-he s-s-said a-a-and h-how t-t-the h-h-h*ll d-d-did I g-g-get h-her?...

>>941361133
she is probably at home with the husbando and babby :3

nice brow job there

viggy!

>>941360811
Do you have any physical disabilities?

>>941362262
y'all lookin' for some cripplefuckin???

>>941362423
The rest all manage to run away from him

>>941362498
based jacob has a plan

>>941362554
Not if they have wheels

>>941362812
sup troink

The futility of my existence is crushing

>>941362844
>>941362849
>>941362881
>>941362917
Jacob posts.

If I calculate how many hours a week I spend here maybe I'll finally have the courage to end it all?

It's about 112

>>941363038
Why would that (of all things) give you the courage to kill yourself?

>>941363141
FUCK THAT IS DECIDEDLY NOT BASED

>>941363563
Fat nigger

I'm such a fucking obnoxious creepy ugly weak fragile little loser and there's nothing I'll ever do to change.

>>941363637
That describes 90% of the people on /b/. Please be more specific.

Attempting to cope by telling myself everyone here is just as pathetic as me isn't working. No one is this pathetic. I'm so fucking weak and fragile.

Please God don't let my family find out what I am.

Projecting isn't working. I can say they're here just as much as I am, but I know that's a lie.

>>941363773
They already know

How long will he do this for tonight?

>>941363784
Attempting to cope by telling myself everyone here is just as pathetic as me isn't working. No one is this pathetic. I'm so fucking weak and fragile.

>>941363893
Okay.

When I see someone post, disappear to go live their lives for 15 hours, then post again, I have to convince myself that equates to them posting for 15 hours straight. I'm such a fucking creepy little weak worm.

>>941363918
Okay.

Mother forgive me.

Phimosis.

Herman Miller chair.

>>941364267
>>941364266
Please stop this torment.

I am livid.

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>>941364343
Jacob post.

Acknowledge every single thing I post for attention, but don't you ever fucking see me.

I am blatantly losing, and I refuse to accept that. I'm so fucking weak.

WWE.

>>941364266
>>941364267
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

This is not my design.

>>941361159
>>941364267
>>941364343
>>941362917

I'll kill you and eat your skin, Parker.

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>>941364759
Wtf does this mean?

>>941364742
>>941364759
>>941365275

Just a Rapidly Balding jew

Fucking kek

Narcissistic balding retard.

>>941365275
Can you explain your ravenous obsession with this man who is a complete and total stranger to you?

>>941366033
I'll kill you parker i know that's you.

>>941366033
Love, TARS. Love.

knackwurst susage , cheers

His whole routine is just so... dull.

>>941366217
I looked it up, it doesn't look bad. Would try it for sure

>>941366388
it was good, im sure it's nothing close to how they make it in germany but it was good.

>>941366448
You don't English so good

>>941366448
good morning saar !

>>941366510
are you nigga cheese eggs from earlier?

>>941366532
Wat for breakfast Emma
>>941366579
Marnin

>>941366608
I did eat a sammy with those two ingredients early

Not me waking up and makin sure all is well in the /cel/. Yessir yessir. (^ー^)

>(;T.T) Gonna go ahead and pretend I don't see Mr. Brocky still awake all night... yes yes... that will keep the angryness inside me from swelling...

I hope y'all are doin good.
I go back to sleep.
Be well. (^ - ^)/

>>941366510
What did you pair it with?

>>941366856
honestly nothing, i just had it on a bun with some cheese and mustard. i had two of them.

>>941366840
we good

>>941366954
You should try some coleslaw on top next time

>>941363797
>>941364413

>>941367064
Horseface jew

>>941366680
holy based

>>941367041
if i had some. I usually just eat raw cabbage tbh.

>>941367147
it was p based.

>>941366840
>angryness
It's just 'anger', you hebephilic waste of resources.

>>941360759
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>>941361015
Zegler is stunning, thank you for sharing her new ones

>>941367504
Thanks Mr Skeltal

Julia kind of day

>>941367908
Horseface jew posted by Rapidly Balding jew

>>941368466
be careful anon

>>941356852 (OP)
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>>941357249
jewish

>>941368424
>>941368437
>>941368446
JOKER! JOKER! JOKER!

>>941368495
I'm always careful

>>941368543
good

>>941367957
Chicagy Butters

>>941368672
hold or finish anon

>>941368688
You should finish

>>941368590
Love this mixed minx so damn much

I need Molly Quinn

>>941368778
that felt amazing anon, ty.

>>941368831
yw

make new

brocky nu

>>941369022
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