Thread 941364973

Hi this is kombuchan's now ex. I broke up with her tonight after finding out that she'd, obviously, been cheating. She told me that Nuri forced her for some of it, but regardless she hid it from me and cheated. It's been a rough night, I really loved her for a while. We did well managing her mental illness, 9 months come the end of October. I won't be posting pics or personal info, but consider this an ama of sorts.

>>941364973 (OP)

LOL @ actually knowing Who kombuchi or Naru are

You've reached the lowest point of ANY life

when you've reached the point when you know who these irrelevant fucking losers are, you've gone below the level of pond scum

I'd recommend one of two things:
either get a job or put a pistol into your mouth immediately

>>941364973 (OP)
QUESTION: who's the ugly yellow nigger bitch and the effeminate cream puff faggot standing next to her?

>>941364973 (OP)

QUESTION: how can an ugly space monkey yellow nigger woman possibly 'cheaf' on a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL?

The last time I checked, the only way a homosexual can be 'cheated on' is by another homosexual male, having sex with a third homosexual male...

WHO'S THE UGLY YELLOW NIGGER GIRL IN THE PICTURE?

>>941365187
To be fair I have no idea who naru is, only my ex. I am, however, recently unemployed
>>941365221
Off of Instagram idk
>>941365265
Not sure, I can get back to you though

>>941364973 (OP)
what a dumb larp,
this thread is now about rating my new watch

>>941365309
Is there a running joke I'm gay? I'm sorry I'm not caught up here

>>941365311
>to be fair

well, to be fair.... Are you aware that Asians are nothing more than REPULSIVE YELLOW NIGGERS?

they're just a different version of niggers

>>941365327
I kinda expected this reception. You don't have to believe me, but it's true

>>941365358
I said rate my fucking watch

>>941365330
>is there a running joke

Not unless you start running

You effeminate weak homosexual toothpick irrelevance

WHO'S THE STUPID YELLOW NIGGER BITCH IN THE PICTURE?

>>941365375
I fw the g shock, durable, good quality

>>941365358
YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY

YOU ARE AN IRRELEVANT EFFEMINATE WEAK UNEMPLOYED CREAM PUFF SISSY

YOU THINK YELLOW NIGGERS ARE ATTRACTIVE

YOU ARE A NIGGER FUCKER

ASIANS ARE YELLOW NIGGERS

And I know a weak powerless effeminate homosexual when I see one

You ain't shit, buddy...

I've literally fucked over 800 women in my life, So don't go thinking you're some kind of celebrity just because you fucked an ugly yellow nigger

ASIANS ARE QUITE LITERALLY YELLOW NIGGERS

THEY'VE GOT BLACK NIGGER NIPPLES
THEY'VE GOT PURPLE NIGGER VAGINAS
THEY ARE YELLOW NIGGERS

And you couldn't defend yourself against a 13-year-old black girl. Your arms are like toothpicks. anybody could punch you in the throat and you would beg them to let you suck their dick just to make them stop punching you

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME
YOU IRRELEVANT NIGGER FUCKER
YOU ARE SO INSIGNIFICANT
I LITERALLY WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR EXISTENCE

>>941365491
Cool your jets big guy

>>941364973 (OP)

whoever the guy in the photograph is:

He's out of shape
He's got no biceps
He's going to have gynecomastia in 2 years

He's already beginning to develop women's breasts

I HAVE LITERALLY FUCKED OVER 800 WOMEN

You thought having sex with an ugly yellow monkey made you important?

hahahahahahaha

let me know the day you reach 400 notches on your headboard, and you still won't even have 50% of my track record

THE YELLOW MONKEY NIGGER BITCH IN THE PHOTOGRAPH ISN'T EVEN PRETTY

SHE'S UGLY

AND THE GUY IN THE PHOTOGRAPH IS AN EFFEMINATE WEAK BITCH

I would love to punch you directly in your larynx, You soft weak effeminate irrelevant little bitch

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME, SISSY BOY

>>941365407
>enjoying quartz
I fucking knew it. get out.
your kind will be first against the wall when shit hits the fan

>>941365564

how about suck my dick, facial piercing sissy boy?

I'm sorry about the low self-esteem
(obviously you've never studied psychology, and don't understand the reasoning behind your idiotic piercing bullshit)

HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU SISSY ASS BITCH? YOU NIGGER FUCKING COWARD?

how about you come meet me in Atlanta and I'll punch you so fucking hard in your throat you'll have to perform a tracheotomy on yourself, you weak flabby gynecomastia sissy boy?

>>941365564

So let me make sure I understand this completely, okay?

instead of having any musculature or fighting skills, you thought having sex with an UGLY SPACE MONKEY YELLOW NIGGER somehow made you important?

hahahaha

sorry, douchebag...
she's ugly as fuck
and quite honestly?
I would never have sex with her

I've fucked hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of women and teenage girls in my life

And none of them were as ugly as her

You might as well be having sex with a dumpster behind a McDonald's

>>941365607
lol @ the cheap low quality berber carpet

You couldn't afford decent carpet?
That's that Berber garbage they put into ghetto apartments..

Have you ever owned anything of value?

lol @ any man desperate enough to fuck that ugly yellow nigger more than once

BUT YOU STUCK AROUND FOR NINE FUCKING MONTHS?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU INVESTED 9 MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE INTO AN UGLY YELLOW NIGGER?

>>941365695
>I can instantly identify any mainstream carpet and somehow this makes me better than people who don't care about carpet
I'm like that but with boobs. its okay to embrace your autism
>pic related: confirmed boob

Are you telling me It never crossed your mind how embarrassed you should have been?

YOU ACTUALLY CAME BACK FOR MORE?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU WERE HAVING SEX WITH A YELLOW FUCKING NIGGER, BRO ...

ASIANS ARE YELLOW NIGGERS
THEY'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN

But then again you look like you've got a little bit of shit skin in your DNA, as well

You don't look exactly Caucasian to mean

EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF NIGGER DNA DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CHROMOSOMES, SHIT SKIN?

>>941364973 (OP)
>throw a spider between them
>both die of eternal bleeding
>worlds a better place now
>be hailed a hero forever

>>941365765

apparently you've never had to pick out quality carpet for your house before?

really?.......

YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHEAP CARPET AND QUALITY CARPET?

It's not my fault you're a child

>>941365814
carpet is so far down and my mind is occupied by higher, more intellectual pursuits.

>>941364973 (OP)

well thank you for showing us what happens when a man eats too much phytoestrogen and Never works out

you'll be needing a bra in 2 years, Sally

The gynecomastia struggle is real

>>941365844
> "I'm so smart, I surround myself with low quality garbage"

> " I'm such a genius, I don't know the difference between ghetto carpet and white person carpet"

>>941364973 (OP)
imagine studying psychology and finally realizing the actual repressed emotional reasons behind your stupid piercing bullshit

>>941364973 (OP)

well apparently... at least two self-defeatist emotional weaklings found each other

But obviously she made progress and left you behind in the dust

>>941365980
Didn't really leave me behind, she's begging me to stay. The abuse helps me resist the urge though

what a boring thread. can somebody either delete it or post something good?

unblock me right now This isn’t okay
Please just unblock me so we can talk making me beg you privately is one thing but making me humiliate myself publicly and beg you is a different thing.

i love you

>>941364973 (OP)

I'm just curious.... Have you ever had anybody surreptitiously give you tapeworms?

intentionally?....

because there's a little wiggling piece of rice looking thing that comes wiggling out of dogs and cats buttholes

A short little worm thing that wiggles out of their assholes

That's not a tapeworm

That's called a PROGLOTTID

It's an egg sac, And each of those proglottids contains hundreds and hundreds of tapeworm eggs

after falling out of the animals asshole, the proglotted will end up dropping and drying up and turning into a tiny little hard grain of sand looking thing

But it's still completely active
as soon as you rehydrate that hard little grain IT'S READY TO SPREAD THE EGGS

If somebody has a pet with tapeworms, it's really easy to collect 20 or 30 of those dried up proglottids....

and surreptitiously put it in somebody's food

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYBODY INTENTIONALLY GIVE YOU TAPEWORMS JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT?

I'd like to invite you to dinner

>>941366700
Meds, Andrew

>>941366719

It's really easy to slip 20 or 30 or maybe 50 of those dried up tiny little proglottids into somebody's food...

In fact, you could easily drop it into a salt shaker

and let them season their meal with tapeworm eggs

or just fucking drop it right into their goddamn food and they'll never notice

about 45 days later, they will start to experience symptoms

general malaise
stomach problems
nausea
And then the weight loss begins

And as the months transpire, they become sicker and sicker, Just not feeling well

And you can watch this process happen while you pretend to be their friend

>>941366719

You can tell them, "I'm sorry you're not feeling well, dude.. You're also not looking very well lately"

mention their weight loss and recommend they start eating more food, or maybe a healthier diet

The last thing they will ever think is
"somebody intentionally gave me tapeworms"

start recommending stuff like " try eating more yogurt"

>>941366770
You need your meds this morning

>>941364973 (OP)
zutt

>>941366802
Meds

>>941366804

And you need to look for a job FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING, You unemployed irrelevant overlooked masturbating insignificance

>>941366825
Meds

>>941366823

actually, McDonald's accepts applications on Sunday

ask your mother to let you borrow bus fare and go to McDonald's and fill out a job application

Who knows? they might even call you first thing tomorrow morning and tell you you're hired

JUST PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

And soon you'll be walking out that door

So your mother can change the locks

>>941366846

would it be fair to say One of the main reasons you never go out looking for a job is because you're worried your mother will change the locks once you walk out the door?

That seems like a very realistic possibility

>>941366846

It's not like you're a little boy anymore..

You stopped being your mother's responsibility a long time ago

SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO CHANGE THE LOCKS

GO LOOK FOR A JOB YOU LAZY BROKE NIGGER

>>941366862
>>941366886
Meds

>>941366910
Meds

>>941364973 (OP)

You should try a bowl of my famous grits

It's part of a healthy diet!
It's even healthy for flaming homosexuals like you

It might even prevent the gynecomastia from continuing

>>941364973 (OP)
>Why date her, I don't see the good in it.
[Tangent]


I get so pissed off thinking about the spread of sti because people are charging into sex escapades. There's no exiling you hot fuckers.

>>941364973 (OP)
This is a dumb larp