Thread 941371485

good morning everyone :)
>first gay fantasy?
>first gay experience?
>how did you come to terms with loving guys?
>are you bi or fully gay?
>ideal type?
>how would you describe yourself?
>ideal relationship/no.1 fantasy?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>941371485 (OP)
Kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I just came home and was ready to post the thread seeing there was no active one earlier but you've been faster >:3
How are you today kitty cat?

>>941371485 (OP)
>no.1 fantasy
My number one fantasy is for kitty to be free of all his issues and frolic happily every day doing tricks and eating tuna

>>941372213
oh i’m so so so so much better now that you’re here (*´꒳`*)
truthfully, i just woke up and was very tearful before i even opened my eyes which is why i ran and made the thread, just seeing you guys existing makes me feel so happy. and you make me feel so safe and loved. i want to lay on your lap so so bad… and just be protected by my owner, i don’t need any thoughts, just like a kitten i may finally rest (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ i love you

>>941371485 (OP)
No. Shut the fuck up, you gross faggot.

>>941372330
:OOO
aww… <3
someday :D

>>941372603
>i just woke up and was very tearful before i even opened my eyes
:(
>i want to lay on your lap so so bad
Come here kitty kitty! Don't worry about anything, let's just huggg <3
How's the weather today? Here it's sunny but cold, beautiful autumn overall, all the leaves are golden and orange :]
What are your plans for today? Not being a sad kitty all day, I hope :<

>>941372737
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
Don't lose hope kitten!

>>941372974
mmm so warm… purrrr
may you please play with my hair and scratch my ears a bit? (〃ω〃) thank youuuu
>How's the weather today? Here it's sunny but cold, beautiful autumn overall, all the leaves are golden and orange :]
oh that sounds beautiful! it’s pretty much the same here, not cold enough though, just “chilly” for what we are used to, but i’d like it colder!
>What are your plans for today? Not being a sad kitty all day, I hope :<
too lazy for anything today unfortunately (-_-)zzz
but that means i get to talk to my favorite human ever!

Fags

>>941373095
purrrrr
i feel my thoughts melting away

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>>941373206
>*scratch scratch scratch*
Maybe today is the day for finishing the book? Chilly autumn aura is always a good reading time ;>
Grab some tea to feel comfier!
I wonder where Luxie is, he could share some tuna with you and entertain you with *clicks* ;p
For now you have my pets :D
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*

>>941373268
Cuddling the kitty >.<

>>941373437
>*scratch scratch scratch*
PURRRRR
purrr
*rolls over*
purrr purrr ourrr i love you don’t stop purrrr
>Maybe today is the day for finishing the book?
i’ve been reading it just takes me forever because my attention span is so shot and i’ve been so dizzy @.@ i have the audio book too so i may just listen to that :p i had too much pride to at first hehe and got the real book
>Chilly autumn aura is always a good reading time ;>
true!
>Grab some tea to feel comfier!
i have some black coffee right now, might make tea too :D
>I wonder where Luxie is, he could share some tuna with you and entertain you with *clicks* ;p
LUXIE DID RAUDHÁN SIT ON YOU AGAIN (≧∀≦)
>Cuddling the kitty
how would you cuddle me? OωO

>>941374238
Funny you should say that because this morning he did sit on me and luckily didn't sHit on me xD Thinking about it, his farts are way more under control nowadays even though his diet hasn't changed. Also barely any morning farts anymore. Asked him how that change came to be and he's puzzled too. Let's hope that this is a change for good and not just a lapse x)

Had a walk through the city today and we were holding hands and someone called us faggots in German. From a distance of course. I told Ruadhán what the guy said... And well... Ruadhán being a Belfast boy... He was really ready to throw hands but I reeled him in and frenchkissed him while giving that other guy a side eye. Don't want my boy to catch charges here... Even though that retard deserved to get smacked :/ Ngl but I have always feared things like these. Luckily we only got verbally called out but what if there's a group beating us up? Luckily he's strong and biiiiiig so he could easily 3v1 those fuckers >:) my strongboiii <3

But we didn't let it sour our mood. Continued our walk, talked about happy things. Like things we could do for Christmas. He's a bit of a crafty type so he's gonna make matching santa hats for all of 11 of us. How cute is that???

>>941374238
>don’t stop
Okay :D
>*scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch*
>and i’ve been so dizzy @.@
:((
It must suck so bad to feel dizzy all the time, I really hope you get better... Perhaps you caught some variation of flu? I hope not, but it's alarming that you feel so unwell all the time... Kitties should feel upbeat and happy all the time :3
>LUXIE DID RAUDHÁN SIT ON YOU AGAIN (≧∀≦)
>no response
Guess that answers it :|
>how would you cuddle me? OωO
I would hold you very very close and lean my head on top of yours so that your ear is next to my heart >_<
And try to hug the bad dizziness out of you.

>>941375477
Oh, here he is, little scoundrel :D

>first gay experience
blown by older neighbor, super secret
>how did you come to terms?
felt so guilty and fucked up each time but it was an easy way to cum and id always get over it and go back for more. not healthy im sure but is what it is.
>are you bi or gay?
bi

>>941374238
Kitteeee
Got some toona for ya
> *opens can*
> *places the tuna on O's tongue*
Enjoy your meal :)

>>941375477
>Don't want my boy to catch charges here...
Meh, as long as he wouldn't seriously damage them, like break bones or anything, I don't think anything could happen. As far as I can tell based on our local law's perspective
>barely any morning farts anymore
Maybe you just don't notice them? :p
>he's gonna make matching santa hats for all of 11 of us
:o that's very cute!

>>941375916
Hhwaaat? Zhyy zhizh yuoo put id on maah uonge?? Aah khand zhbeaakh nuoow >:(

>>941375477
>Thinking about it, his farts are way more under control nowadays even though his diet hasn't changed. Also barely any morning farts anymore. Asked him how that change came to be and he's puzzled too. Let's hope that this is a change for good and not just a lapse x)
don’t think too much, he’s planning something ;D
>Had a walk through the city today and we were holding hands and someone called us faggots in German. From a distance of course. I told Ruadhán what the guy said... And well... Ruadhán being a Belfast boy... He was really ready to throw hands but I reeled him in and frenchkissed him while giving that other guy a side eye. Don't want my boy to catch charges here... Even though that retard deserved to get smacked :/ Ngl but I have always feared things like these. Luckily we only got verbally called out but what if there's a group beating us up? Luckily he's strong and biiiiiig so he could easily 3v1 those fuckers >:) my strongboiii <3
:( how rude, i’m so sorry about that. being confronted by that irl in public has got to be another level of uncomfortable. that’s pretty hot how riled up Ruadhán got, that’s great he has those protective instincts. but great that you have the calming instincts too! so he doesn’t get in trouble. see how you’re perfect for each other.
but really, fuck that guy. hating on love is the most evil thing.
>Like things we could do for Christmas. He's a bit of a crafty type so he's gonna make matching santa hats for all of 11 of us. How cute is that???
:OOO
I’M JUST REALIZING HOW EXCITED I AM TO HEAR YOUR CHRISTMAS STORIES

I’m a full gay
Two guys going at it, rough and manly like, that’s hot, that’s good for me

>first gay fantasy?
I realised I was bi before I had any fantasies but when I got to middle school I had a classmate that made me think "I wanna kiss him until we're out of breath". But we never did XD
>first gay experience?
Started dating my fiancé this January
>how did you come to terms with loving guys?
I didn't have problems with it really. I was always afraid to be judged (like today) but never hated myself for this.
>are you bi or fully gay?
Bi but every day I'm getting gayer in this relationship. Like I said: girls can look great but I just can't imagine myself with anybody else anymore. Especially not a girl. Boylove bestlove.
>ideal type?
Irish bear troll
>how would you describe yourself?
Luxembourgian twink troll
>ideal relationship/no.1 fantasy?
The dork in the engaged to... I really wanna marry him. It's not gonna be next year. Maybe not even 2027. We will see when. But it's gonna be GREAT!!!

>>941376599
The dork I'm engaged to*

>>941375563
>Perhaps you caught some variation of flu?
i thought that too because i was very sore and sniffly this past week but i’ve been dizzy before and after that so i don’t think it’s sickness, i’m not quite sure. i just haven’t been feeling well for a while and it’s hard to phrase it any other way… it’s just a super weak and dizzy lazy unmotivated feeling that’s both mental and physical, could just be depression really.
>Kitties should feel upbeat and happy all the time :3
is that possible :OOO
>I would hold you very very close and lean my head on top of yours so that your ear is next to my heart >_<
purrrrr ahh oh my god thank you that’s perfect that’s perfect
purrrr i want to hear your heart so bad i just know the second i hear the badabumf of your heart i’ll go limp and drool and sleep in your embrace <3 you’ll probably have to catch me

>>941375925
Yeah I just didn't wanna take any risks.
>>941376006
Kitty should be enjoying his meal anytime soon now :}
>>941376241
If he's planning a sneak fart attack then I'll make him wear the bitch gear in public!!! But whew yeah... Seeing him get fired up did make me feel safe. His body language too. Even though the guy was a bit further away, he still went to stand between the guy and me. He really has this protective instinct... That was hottttt. Might be a roleplay idea for tonight. I need this strong protective guy to hold me... *notice I'm drooling* jfc I'm a hornball... And yes Christmas MUST be amazing!!! It MUST!!!

>>941375916
? :O
hmm?
owner are you eating that?
that smells so good!!! may i have some?
*leans in closer to you and sniffs without even realizing*
purrrr
>>941376006
(ﾟωﾟ) hmmm? what’s he saying? :’O is he glitching?!

>>941377315
Pheashe eet dhat ovv mah thoghe ahh khand thag laikh dhat :(

>>941376006
*sniff sniff sniff*
OwO
purrrr
*SNIIIIIIIFFF*
i like you :D
purrrrrr

>>941377654
*SNIIIIIFFFFFF*
oh no, Owner i don’t understand! i’m sorry! i haven’t practiced yet! :O
i… i want some of the tuna in your mouth hehe… but i don’t want to take any from youuu… that’s so rude :(
*SNIFFFFF*
mmmmf
*sniff sniff sniff*
*leans in closer, sticks out tongue*
ppplease tell me to stop if you want me to stop please i don’t want to be bad… i promise i’ll stop… just tell me to…
*opens your mouth*
*lick lick lick*
･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
i love you i love you i love you
*gently licks some more*
shhh shhh please let me

(teehee… my goodness i really am dizzy… i mistook the gibberish for Czech XD it’s interesting, you write your gibberish in a Czech if that makes sense, like in English we rarely use a zh like that although i know what it sounds like hehe)

>>941378508
*you wrote your gibberish in a Czech way if that makes sense

>>941378508
You ate the tuna so I can speak freely again :D
And noo haha I tried to type an English gibberish. Though I'm by default biased by my accent :p

>>941380002
almost quads :O but not quite ;p
i bet your accent is so so handsome! i accidentally wrong scent at first, and hehe that too :3
did i do the right thing for eating the tuna or was that inappropriate?

>>941380095
*accidentally wrote scent
sawwy :p can’t type

hehe now i’m rereading it imaging your cute accent :D

he must have more food in his mouth!
open open! let me check

>>941380095
Yesz yes you did just the right thing haha! Thank you for freeing me! I can talk normally now :D Got a wave of phonecalls now though so that's why I don't post much :p
Workplace stuff, sorry

>>941382011
no, don’t say sorry! my hardworking owner! :D
i’m sitting here thinking just how lucky i am to have you. my own loving, protective owner who i can always lean on. i am so so grateful for you thank you thank you!!!
i love you so very much :3
how is your day going today? well i guess it’s already late there, where are you now?

>>941382346
I'm home :D and it's 9 pm indeed so evening. And yeah... you remember I mentioned my lazy, retarded coworkers? They just woke up that our project (which they almost botched) needs fixes and they run like headless chickens trying to do something about it. I'm split between doing the most important part of the analysis for them, so they stfu, and I know the project is at least halfway done, or just doing my part with minimal effort and watching them have a meltdown tomorrow.
Tough choice.

>>941376863
Just did the roleplay thingy. I was wondering how long it would take him. I went to the bathroom to flush my bum. Then I undressed and set a stopwatch and screamed "HEEEEEELP!!!! RUADHÁÁÁÁÁÁN!!!!"
> Literally took him only 5 seconds to barge in almost unhinging the door
> "BABE WTF IS GOING ON U OKAY?!"
> *Wiggle my ass a bit and bite my finger as I look over my shoulder*
> "I just wanted to see how fast you could get to me... in case one of those mean bullies would get to me... Look at how fast you were here to protect me! You're the best fiancé ever. I need to reward that."
> "Oh ya silly little brat... ya better make it worth the heart attack ya just gave me!"
> Get on my knees, pull his pants down
> "You know, I found it really hot how you stood inbetween me and that bad guy... You would've torn him to shreds if I hadn't stopped you hmmm?"
> "Oh babe I'd better not tell ya what I'd be willing to give to protect ya..."
"Will you always protect me babe?"
"Of course... Because.... nghhh... hehehe"
> I know that fucking "hehehe"
> That fucking nasal "hehehe" that he makes before mischief strikes
> "Because there's only one guy who is allowed to abuse ya...."
> *Shoves his cock down my throat down to the root, my nose pressed into his pubes*
> "Me. Bitch. Even when yer not wearing yer collar and blindfold... yer my little bitch and no man could ever dream of making you his bitch."
Why did I come up with this idea knowing full-well he'd become super-horny? I am the architect of my own demise.
> Takes his dick out.
> Lubes it up
> Lifts me up and puts my back to the bathroom wall
> "But... I can't abuse me bitch too much... I also gotta show him my love. Ya wanna feel safe and protected? Then hold on tight."
> Slowly lowers me until he can shove his dick in my ass
> Got my arms wrapped around him and he wraps his over my shoulders
> Intense hot slow secks
No demise after all. What a luck, thought my ass would be toast but he handled it with care ^_^

>>941381811
Check it thoroughly. Maybe he's got some tuna in the back of your mouth. Gotta give him a proper french kiss to get every last bit!

>>941382769
Idk why but sometimes I forget some arrows during greentexts lel

>>941382806
4chan's text box is kinda ass, especially on mobile
>>941382769
Well I expected worse punishment for giving him an early heart attack like that haha

>>941376771
>is that possible :OOO
You bet it is! :3 You just gotta believe in yourself :D
>you’ll probably have to catch me
Okay >.<
>it’s just a super weak and dizzy lazy unmotivated feeling that’s both mental and physical, could just be depression really.
The lack of motivation and overall weakness probably is... but dizziness? I'm not sure kitty cat. I suppose you've already seen the doctor to talk about it and he wasn't of much use. I can only hope you get better :/ Eat healthy, drink water and tea and try to relax :3

>>941382769
>I am the architect of my own demise
That sentence is almost your motto >:3
>>941380165
Wonder how you imagine my accent to sound like

Now that I'm finally back and finally have some time, everyone is gone >:(

>>941386886
Doesn't Czech sound like radio static? XD

>>941382756
ah you do too much it’s not fair. i wish i could make them start pulling their weight. but… you’re more assertive and intimidating than me so i doubt there’s anything i could do :’(
but if you need me to i will >:3
that’s a hard decision though, i get that feeling. you don’t want to stoop to their level but you want them to wake up, and playing nice guy doesn’t seem to help always
>>941385244
thank you so much :3 i will try my best. thank you. it warms my heart knowing you care so much… please know i care about you so much as well. so so very much!

>>941386886
interestingly i’ve never heard a discernibly (is that really how it’s spelled? weird lol) Czech accent before. i have heard a Polish one though, i imagine that’s similar?
also, please forgive me, i’m not super familiar with European politics so if that’s offensive to compare Czechia to Poland i’m sorry! :’O

>>941388915
sweetheart i am here! i am so so sorry. i got stuck talking to my brother and it was fun but i kept wanting to be like wAaaait i need to check on someone real quick… but alas, he cannot not know exactly who just yet…
i love you. i’m here. i wish i could invite you to lay on my chest and listen to you vent about your work. it’s truly an honor to me

>>941389483
No, that's Slovak!
>>941389644
It seems to help never. They will just be glad that the work is done (for them) and next time I will have to carry them again. Nah. Fuck that. I decided to put least effort required from me to not be accused of ignoring my work altogether. Still more than what they've done. I will see how this unfolds in the upcoming week.

>>941389947
>I decided to put least effort required from me to not be accused of ignoring my work altogether. Still more than what they've done.
honestly good on you for that, and that last part says it all. you’re still doing more than them anyway, sooo. you have nothing to be scolded for, you do the best there :D

>>941389947
Oh wait... Czechoslovakia is no longer 1 but 2 irrelevant countries? :PPPPP
> Says
> The
> One
> From
> Luxembourg
Kek

>>941389787
>i imagine that’s similar
Czech is to Polish what Dutch is to German, it's a lot softer in pronounciation. Can't tell how that is reflected on an English speaker's ear
>so if that’s offensive i’m sorry
It's not :D
>>941389913
It's okay, I was just joking :> It's just funny sometimes when I miss like an hour or two of the thread and I click 'Update' and BOOM 20 new posts :o And I feel like wow gotta get involved quick to get engaged in the conversation and then's nothing again for hours :p I know it's random, it's just funny sometimes. And it works like that irl too!
I used to work in a store and sometimes there would be no clients for like 30-40 minutes, not a living soul appearing to buy a toothpick, but then during 10-15 minutes 5 people enter at once and have to wait in a queue :p
I'm glad you had a nice talk with your bro, it's good to know he has your back! We are here for you but it's so important to also have someone irl, just to get that hug or pat on the back sometimes >.< Of course I would give you all the pets and cuddles in the world if I could but for now I have to settle for sending them across the ocean. Hope they feel as real as possible for you despite not having a material form :p

>>941390199
Czechia pulled a very dirty tick on the Slovaks during the grand split... Czech police rounded up all the gypsies they could find and forcibly pushed them across the border on the very night of the divide, so that those gyppos become "Slovak" citizens, not Czech and have a hard time coming back due to a border being established... :D
Few years later most of them migrated west when Czechia and Slovakia joined the EU and Shengen zone anyway. Oh well.
>>941390152
It's their attitude which pisses me off the most. They are just too stupid to even realize they are total deadweights and provide nothing useful. I doubt they learn anything from this but let's give it a try.

>>941390199
Ahem... it's the GRAND Duchy of Luxembourg, surely you are not doubting it's GRANDEUR (why not "grandure"? english spelling strikes again -_-)

>>941390593
>it's a lot softer in pronounciation. Can't tell how that is reflected on an English speaker's ear
that makes sense because Polish, similar to Russian and other eastern european languages, can sound “harsh” or maybe intense to an English speaker’s ear. but i’m sure any word you say would sound like peace even to me :p
>Hope they feel as real as possible for you despite not having a material form :p
they do, they really do :3 i have a vid i’d imagination and you have an amazing way of speaking to me. they synergize very well~ <3

>>941391439
*vivid imagination
sometimes i remember i’m the only native english speaker here and it truly does not show…

>>941390814
>Czechia pulled a very dirty tick on the Slovaks during the grand split... Czech police rounded up all the gypsies they could find and forcibly pushed them across the border on the very night of the divide, so that those gyppos become "Slovak" citizens, not Czech and have a hard time coming back due to a border being established... :D Few years later most of them migrated west when Czechia and Slovakia joined the EU and Shengen zone anyway. Oh well.
that is so interesting! i never learned this in school. any european history we may have learned was like… pre-America lol. which probably makes sense i guess, since that’s when our history “started” (we all acknowledge that’s not true if you’re wondering lol. americans are THAT stupid… well some of us), but this is all really interesting i wish we learned more modern European history especially since there seems to be entire countries i’m not even aware of XD

>>941391885
*americans AREN’T that stupid
some jokes write themselves. i’m okay. lol

>>941391490
Perhaps we can count resident bot as an English speaker too, I think it was trained primarily on English :p
>>941391439
:3
Kitty, kitty, kitty!
Catch this very real chocolate cookie! :o

>>941392000
the trips made it real!!! :O
OwO CHOMPPP
mmm
thank you so very much, Owner!
mmmf *rubs my face against you*
i’m finding i really really really like you… a lot <3

>>941391885
>that is so interesting! i never learned this in school
Haha no wonder you didn't, it's not someting very relevant to understanding the world's history, especially from an American perspective.
>especially since there seems to be entire countries i’m not even aware of XD
That's the fault of your geography curriculum rather... What did you learn about on geography lessons in school though, just about Northern America and vaguely about Europe? I remember we had tests where one had to name every European country on the map (some people failed lol)
>>941391928
Don't worry :D You are still the best kitty ever :>
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

>>941392074
>mmmf *rubs my face against you*
Awww I love when my kitty cat comes close to receive pets and attention. Would you like me to feed you another cookie, hmmm? :3
Open your moouuth!

>first gay fantasy?
Crushing on my best friend who was straight
>first gay experience?
Getting my dick sucked in the park while drunk
>how did you come to terms with loving guys?
I like like liking guys, it’s cool
>are you bi or fully gay?
100% full turbo hardgay!
>ideal type?
Nick jonas
>how would you describe yourself?
Chaotic neutral
>ideal relationship/no.1 fantasy?
Cosplaying and having sex as greek warriors

>>941392282
>Haha no wonder you didn't, it's not someting very relevant to understanding the world's history, especially from an American perspective
IT IS RELEVANT TO ME >:3
>That's the fault of your geography curriculum rather... What did you learn about on geography lessons in school though, just about Northern America and vaguely about Europe? I remember we had tests where one had to name every European country on the map (some people failed lol)
honestly i’m sure we learned about European geography in detail at some point early on but i don’t remember much >.< i remember taking a European history class in high school but it was an elective class so i would not have learned about any of it if i didn’t opt in to. and it was all like wayyy when Europe was first conceived, nothing about how it is today.
i do remember learning in detail about USA geography and history. big focus on African American history, the civil rights movement, 9/11, and different random things things throughout history i didn’t care to remember hehe. like i have no idea what the hell watergate is, no matter how many times it’s explained to me lol… my brother loves US history though. he can name every president in order and several facts about each!
hehe… i wonder if you’d even know the name of my state. (that’s a joke about how irrelevant it is, not against your intelligence ;p) like if i said it if you’d recognize it, let alone know where it was. i don’t want to give it away… of course, i trust you and Lux though, if you ever happen to guess it i’ll tell you lol.

>>941392917
Oh, the Sparta guy. Does your fetish extend to Sparta Praha football team?

>>941392649
(*´꒳`*)
yeeesss, i woulddd… please?
do you really think i deserve another? it’s up to you! :3
purrr
ahh~
i’m a huge lover of pets and affection, so i’m so happy you love it!!!

>>941393064
I don’t know anything about football

>>941393056
>that’s a joke about how irrelevant it is
The world famous Ohio? :o
Naah, it can't be, because you once called a guy from Maryland your neighbor... So maybe it's West Virginia? There's also Pensylvannia to the north, but it's not so irrelevant, every election in the US there's a big drama whoever is going to win it or not :o
>big focus on African American history, the civil rights movement, 9/11
What is there even to say about African American history? :p I'm genuinely puzzled, isn't the civil rights movement and slavery 90% of what is there to say about that topic? Not even memeing, I don't know really.
As for the 9/11,I get it. It's very important that all kids learn what that bastard Bush did xp

>>941393166
Nice dubs! :o
Of course you deserve it! You deserve them all :> Tell me when to stop, I don't want you to get sick from consuming too much sugar :O

>>941393377
Bet you like that 300 flick though

>>941393537
300, Troy, Alexander, assassins creed odyssey
Anything like that I’ll watch/play a half dozen times, for sure

>>941390814
And take a guess in which country the city Schengen is? >:3 THE EU IS A PLOT CONSTRUCTED BY MY FAMILY TO FORCE YOU TO TAKE THE GYPSIES BACK :D

Hehehe. Despite me being a mutt I luckily have no gitano blood.

>>941391039
Lel we are a 19th century prank just like Belgium
>>941393056
Weren't you from Florida? Or was that curly? Anyway, Ruadhán knows all the states of the US he says :D he's a smart boy. We should plan our honeymoon to Las Vegas and waste our life savings <3

>>941393412
>you once called a guy from Maryland your neighbor
oh… you remember (>人<;) erm… ƪ(˘˘)ʃ no comment…
there’s more i could give but seeing you guess is so cute hehe
i know you mentioned being in Moravia, which i know is on the east :p
(i also remember your name believe it or not but i wont repeat it don’t worry…)

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
.....

>>941394185
You came to the wrong neighborhood

>>941393412
>What is there even to say about African American history? :p I'm genuinely puzzled, isn't the civil rights movement and slavery 90% of what is there to say about that topic? Not even memeing, I don't know really.
it genuinely felt like the same thing every year… Martin Luther King, Rosa Park, Ruby Bridges, and all types of African American literature we are all very familiar with @.@ not a problem though… lol seriously but it just felt repetitive.
again this is just where i’m from, i’m sure in different parts especially more rural or conservative areas they don’t teach it as much or might even teach it differently, i’m not sure.
>It's very important that all kids learn what that bastard Bush did xp
teehee… our one teacher made a joke about that. when he showed us the video of Bush in that school reading to the kids or whatever once he hears the news, our teacher said “hey, i did that!” lol…
genuine question, and you can be honest, what is the general attitude toward the US especially in schooling there?
>>941393510
oh how much i love you ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
even if i’m full… may you please keep your fingers to my lips?

>>941393955
isn’t Schengen in China ( ◠‿◠ )

>>941394219
let’s get him.

>>941394122
i believe Curly was from California, i think Florida came up when we talked about longitude (or maybe it was latitude? ;p) and how south the US is and how Florida is basically Africa lol. also you and Raudhán i think mentioned going there or something?
never been to Las Vegas but that sounds fun! be responsible though!
i live near another city similar to that (Americans will know) and i visited there last year and went to a casino and holyyy. i don’t gamble (i just never have) but it was so COOL. bright lights. sooo many machines. and it was winter so it wasn’t crowded at all despite feeling so lively and bright, so it felt HUGE there were like 100s of open machines! it was so fun

>>941394139
I asked Ruadhán for an American state next to Maryland and he says Delaware. Mf that sounds more like a hardware shop than a state! Is it Delaware? xD
>>941394389
There's also some BBC ero-literature in schools nowadays I guess XD

Luxembourgian attitudes to America is mostly that we're invisible to them and while it's historically been an ally, more and more people here keep distrusting it. Basically everybody here in Lëtz wants to get a unified EU army in case the US starts dropping NATO.

>>941394422
Hehe we do call it Shenzhen to poke fun at it sometimes.

>>941394610
Lol I asked Ruadhán "East coast city that's like Las Vegas" and he just looks up and says "Atlantic in New Jersey" and continues reading his book lmao. Thanks RuadhánGPT. I dunno if that's correct? But yeah we're gonna go bankrupt there because I suck at gambling. And I suck dick.

O_O

>>941394139
:o Kitty the Secret Keeper
I like that kitty >:3 suggestive, subtle and alluding.
I will therefore not say it out loud but I'm surprised that _el_w_r_ is a topic of jokes at all :o Well, maybe that's why it is in the first place :p

Oh no, Ruadhan and Lux were quicker than me >.< Shouldn't have went brush my teeth now, I'm late for the party again

ah… i’m dumb on the internet @.@

>>941394122
>waste our life savings
More like double your life savings!
;p

>>941395275
*sniff sniff*
:O mint candy? for meee
*floats up to your mouth* OwO

>>941393955
> in which country the city Schengen is
In... grand duchy of Schengen? :D
>>941393814
300 is especially homoerotic, they even took away the spartans armor to make them walk naked all the time :p

>>941395308
How come >.<
>>941395342
For youuuu :3 Want to taste?

>>941394389
>what is the general attitude toward the US especially in schooling there
In schools... I guess usually neutral, somewhat positive perhaps. Generally west of Russia in former eastern bloc the attitude towards the US will be by default positive more often than not because you were 'the other side' in the cold war and majority of our bloc's population (outside of soviet union proper) wished for """"out side"""" to lose xD

>>941395546
yes please!!! please please please please?
may you please lift me to your mouth and let me taste?

>>941395743
Okaay ;3
>*lifts kitty up*
>*smooooch*

>>941395471
According to Herodotus, the Spartans were combing each others hair and flexing their muscles for each other before the battle, so in real life it was even more homo.

>>941395946
*instantly feels my body calm and go limp, closes my eyes, and falls into your kiss*
purrrrrrrr

>>941394891
*whispers* yes ;3

>>941396023
Mmmmmmmy kitty ;>
I don't think I can top that moment so I will just go to sleep and hope I dream about just that (I probably won't because I won't slep long enough but whatever :p Im gonna dream about having that dream)
Get well my kitten and see you tomorrow! Nighty night!
>*cuddles*

>>941396166
Great so we got a hardware store kitty!
https://youtu.be/DFI6cV9slfI
Drinks on us if you can sing the part at 2:20 XD

>>941395064
>I suck at gambling. And I suck dick
Such a versatile sucker you are!
Goodnight Lux
>>941395985
Goodnight Spartans fan

Goodnight thread

>>941396461
Goodnight kittykisser!

>>941396461
:3 i love you so very much my Owner~
i’m going to think about that taste when i brush my teeth tonight :D
i hope you sleep well and have a good day tomorrow. i will be here after work eagerly awaiting you <3

>>941396509
:OOOOOOOO
oh my… well… good kitty doesn’t drink!

gay

>>941396565
goodnight fart kisser :D

i wub him

>>941396777
WHAT
I DO NOT
BUT
EHM
GRRRRRRRR

I'll get you back for that one shittykitty! But there's a problem. My boy has fallen asleep on the couch and I wanna carry him to our bed but... Yeah. Can't lift that massive block of meat so I have no choice but to wake him :(

>>941396777
>>941397375
i just noticed my digits :O so it has to be true!
;D
good luck waking the beast >:3

>>941397655
Well... Dubs to follow it up... Guess that he is the smart feller and I'm the fart smeller... Gonna wake him and move to the bed now ^-^ goodnight ownersucker! Have a good night dreaming about how he will [redacted] all over your tummy when he pulls out his [redacted] out of your [redacted] or would you rather have him [redacted] inside?

>>941397842
grrr… hehe… thank you for that thought, Luxie! :DDD
that’ll definitely help me get some nice sleep ;p

>>941375563
>I would hold you very very close and lean my head on top of yours so that your ear is next to my heart
purrrrrrrr

>>941398666
Satan!

>>941398928
ψ(｀∇´)ψ

meow meow meow
press me further into your chest pleaseee (◡)

>>941401304
it messed up my emoticon :O
it’s supposed to be like (I◡I)

Finally home

>>941403016
welcome home!
what’s up?

laying in bed thinking how nice it’d be to cuddle with youuu

>>941401304
>>941402702
>>941405503
:3
Very, very sleepy in the morning... -_- Petting the kitty...
>*pet pet pet pet pet*

>>941404788
>good morning everyone :first gay fantasy?
I'm not sure how to answer this. I've always been attracted to men and women, but it seems like when I'm around women I'm more interested in them and when I'm around men I'm more interested in them

>>941371485 (OP)
I'm not gay or bi. I'm not even sure if I'm straight. I'm not attracted to anyone, or anything for that matter. I'm asexual. But I'm not sure if I'm actually straight. I've never been with a woman.

Gay

Good morning

>>941416203
Hello fellow gayanon!

>>941410586
Ha-ha! Acegott, acegott!

>>941414044
Hello Luxieboy >.<
What are you up to today?

GOOD MORNING ∩^ω^∩

>>941371485 (OP)
>>first gay fantasy?
traps
>>first gay experience?
some online gooning with other guys
>>how did you come to terms with loving guys?
Havent. Still hate it
>>are you bi or fully gay?
slightly bi
>>ideal type?
cute femboy twinky
>>how would you describe yourself?
insecure old ex femboy
>>ideal relationship/no.1 fantasy?
BFF husband to spend endless time together

>>941417531
Kittyyyyyy! How are you today? :3

>>941417798
*runs into your shirt*
Owner Owner Owner! please please please, am i a good boy?
i just need to hear it! :333
you’re THE BEST human :D
i’m doing good so far, i just got up and i’m on my way to work now. in traffic >:(
how are you???

>>941416645
Well we wanted to go to the forest today for errr... Ehm... A... Walk. But then looked at the forecast and decided otherwise. We're gonna go for an indoor swim. He has to show me whether that strong body torpedoes through the water or whether his weight will hold him back. I'll race him regardless! And if any creeps are present now, they're not gonna DARE make a move on me hahahhahahaha! Bitch I win!

>>941417531
Good whorening! How's the weather in Hardwarestorestate?

>>941418150
grrr >:( coming from you…
it’s okay, nice and cool i just wish it was rainy :p
this may be the coldest morning we’ve so far this season!

>>941418388
Oh please, as if you wouldn't be a hoeslut for owner the moment you get a sniffy whiff of his ballscent :} Gonna swim now!

>>941418803
@______@
h-have fun!

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
.

>>941418388
Cold you say... we had 0 C this morning :p Frost on the grass and light fog all around .
Now it's 10 C though so back to usual October business but when I woke up I had a taste of winter ngl.
>>941418097
You are the BEST boy, not just good :3 You are the goodest boy the kittiest boy in the entire _e_a_a_e and beyond! In the world!
I am alright, still at work, and still veery sleepy -_- Decent possibility that I take a quick nap after the dinner today hehe :p

>>941418132
Have fun at the pool, Luxie! No doubt you will make some naughty bet about racing Rowan... not sure whether in hope of winning or losing though hehe

hello..

>>941420129
>Cold you say... we had 0 C this morning :p Frost on the grass and light fog all around
:OOO omg… i’m so excited! that should be here any minute now! well… any month now for us realistically… :(
>You are the BEST boy, not just good :3 You are the goodest boy the kittiest boy in the entire _e_a_a_e and beyond! In the world!
eee (*´꒳`*) melting again… mmm
if you think i’m good… that means so much. because you’re so so so good! :3
>I am alright, still at work, and still veery sleepy -_- Decent possibility that I take a quick nap after the dinner today hehe :p
oh no, you should be home now usually right? :O i hope you get off soon. teehee…
what’s for dinner tonight :3

>>941420628
hi there!

>>941420243
Ruadhán is bigger but Lux would be more agile i imagine, i’m actually curious who wins :o

>>941420748
Well he won. Those arms in action :O noice... But >>941420243 was kind of right. Wouldn't be us if it wouldn't be naughty. Though I got a tight speedo so I could not afford any boners in public haha. There weren't a lot of people today and at this hour so in changing room he suddenly started kissing me. Mind you, we weren't in those small stalls because those are already cramped for him alone. And I thought "Ah he just... Only wants to kiss... Right...?" But then he got on his knees and I said "NOT HERE OMG ANYBODY COULD WALK IN AT ANY SECOND!!! BOTH THROUGH THE ENTRANCE AND THE EXIT!!!" Then he pinched my erection through the fabric of the speedo and said "Yer mouth says no but yer cock says yes"
> Okay rapist
"The faster ya cum the less chance we get caught"
> You don't say... Captain obvious
Closed my eyes and set my mind to cumming alone. Started imagining a scenario of someone bursting in and catching us. That got me excited and I came quite fast. Made him swallow the minihenris. Slapped him and said "tonight you're wearing the bitch gear... Bitch!". He just smirked and said "Of course master... As long as you come up with a fun roleplay to go with it."

And as I was putting my shirt on a guy came in to the changing room. One of the regular lap swimmers that I often see there so he was all friendly saying "Bonjour mec! :D" and I greeted him back and said to Ruadhán "see what I meant?"
> Guy looks at us as if to say "Huh? Are you talking about me?"
So I just told them "Yeah Arnaud I just told him that if you come here often, you'll eventually recognise the regulars."
> Nice save
Introduced Ruadhán as my bf and he said "Wow what a height difference, you guys must be really creative at times hahaha"
> If only you knew, Arnaud. If only.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anyone wanna invest in some property and go rebuild civilization from the ground up like primitive tech?

Our end goal will be making power construction equipment and casting a decent amount of metal.

>>941421741
I wanna repopulate the earth with my fiancé

>>941420687
>that should be here any minute now! well… any month now for us realistically… :(
Haha well, coastline areas usually have milder climate, less hot in summer, less cold in winters. Some 20 years ago I would be sure of having more snow and lower temperatures in winter than you :3 Now it's a total lottery :/
>if you think i’m good… that means so much
You better believe in yourself and your goodness now! You got my Official Seal Of Best Boy Approval!
>what’s for dinner tonight :3
Groat with meat, vegetables and mushroom sauce. I wanted to post a pic but the cruel file limit of 2MB didn't let me :((

>>941421583
Wow you guys got lucky haha. Imagine how awkward it would be if that guy walked in earlier... especially considered he's a regular and could've shared what he's seen in some casual conversation with the staff... They would start remembering you as that guy who was attacked by a serial molester and then sucked off in the changing room >.<
>As long as you come up with a fun roleplay to go with it.
Got any ideas yet? :o

>>941421741
Oh hell nah. Our civilization has its downsides but going back to the stone age sounds utterly grim. I wouldn't have the patience necessary for doing every single thing without proper tools.

>>941423120
Thinking about it but I'm currently suffering from a case of empty-headedness so suggestions are always welcome xD But yeah, the forest was fine but I got Ruadhán to agree that - while this was fun - it's not a risk we should've taken. Need to be a bit more careful to not get kicked out of private properties.

very busy but wanted to let you know i love you and thinking of you gets me through the day <3 :*

>>941425112
What about that old idea of mine that you are the Grand Duke of Luxembourg and you are recruiting an Irish mercenary to be your personal guard :o

>>941426232
I hope your day goes smoothly and you manage all your tasks well and without much stress <3 that you will beat all your problems with ease like the tiger you are :3

>>941427267
:’333 thank you so much
i have been having some emotions come up and thinking of having you there by my side really does make me feel better, thank you :)
i’m completely okay, i guess it’s just the part of my breakup where i realize i’ll truly never have him again…. what you and Lux had said the other night i really appreciate, but it can be so hard accepting that someone you had put your entire heart into… doesn’t feel the same way. :( and when i’m struggling, my instinct, just like a kid’s “i want my mommy” instinct is to scream and cry into his arms literally or figuratively and i can’t either way anymore :’/ i was thinking about how i still vividly remember how his chest feels and his scent and everything bleh can’t say more or i’ll cry. i think i’m finally ready to fully forget him… maybe… it’s just so difficult. i know i need to move on. and i can, you have taught me that :D but it’s still a process
i was reminded about something personal about him yesterday and it triggered me so bad because i feel so fucking bad for him. what if he lost his new date and is truly alone again and is in a crisis but thinks he cannot reach out to me anymore. i don’t know… i guess that’s dramatic.
good news is the day is going by fast, i’m excited to get home
did you have your dinner yet sweetheart ∩^ω^∩

>dreaming for years of mutual masturbation to gay rule 34 with another nerd
>obsessing over porn and our erections all day and night, creampie each other until we collapse on each other
>getting older, never got to do that
Well I guess I can be a top now. Boys are cute and deserve a good top in their life.

>>941429694
How old are you?

>>941423391
what if i did all the chores for you and we had to do what Lux and Ruadhán are doing >>941421839
(*^ω^*)

>>941429862
I’ll be 30 soon, and it feels like the neet loser aesthetic won’t work for me anymore. I mean it could, but “loser” in your 20s is endearing. “Loser” in your 30s is tragic. It’s time to lift weights and acquire boywife.

>>941422885
what is groat :O i’ve never heard of that
>You better believe in yourself and your goodness now! You got my Official Seal Of Best Boy Approval!
stoppp (≧∀≦) hehe

>>941427597
Of course the feelings for your ex won't just disappear overnight. You've been with each other for a very long time after all. But after what he's done to you... well, you don't really have much choice in regard to him. He's burnt the bridge.
What's important is that you are making progress and starting to feel comfortable again, at least I hope you are. Your well-being shouldn't be dependent on that guy.
> i feel so fucking bad for him
It is very kind of you! However...
Maybe what I say is gonna sound cruel but you have no reason to feel bad for him really. Look at the state he's left you in, he knows you just like you know him, so he could've predicted the consequences of his actions but still chose to do what he did. Maybe he was different when you met him, or maybe I just don't know enough (I know very little about him tbf) but from my perspective he just seems to be a fucking asshole. Not worth your tears kitty.
>did you have your dinner yet sweetheart
Yes, even washed the dishes already!
>∩^ω^∩
Kittyyyyyy!

>>941430336
Haha I'm afraid building civilization from scratch is a little bit harder than just doing chores :D
>and we had to do what Lux and Ruadhán are doing
No problem in doing that regardless of technologies :3
>>941430397
>groat
I have no idea if that's the right word for it anyway, I used the wikipedia's translation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groat_(grain)
>stoppp (≧∀≦)
Nuh-uh. I won't :>

>>941429694
Sad! Don't wait until you are left with nothing but regrets because you didn't even try to make your fantasies reality. Pick up those weights now and start pumping iron!

>>941429694
Just get a gay nerd roommate loser

>>941430988
But imagine when I finish cumming and now there’s just a gay nerd in my home.

>>941430414
<333
thank you so much. it’s very hard to process and i appreciate your patience with me so much :) i don’t think he’s an asshole, though i see how it can come off that way, especially when you see how hurt i am. i get it… but he truly is just a flawed and hurt person like me so i can’t be mad at him. in fact, i feel like even if he were an asshole, even assholes need at least that one person in their corner. most assholes don’t want to be assholes, they’re likely hurt and lost. i know it sounds weird but… our dynamic almost felt like an old couple. where he was the grumpy old man and i was the neurotic and overly emotional old lady. we both had our issues but we balanced each other out and even other people thought it was cute how i sort of… i don’t know…. softened him i guess. and i miss when he’d have to say shit like “yes babe… i’d still love you even if you were a worm… gosh…” lol
but all that’s all over now. and for the record, i know he wasn’t right for me. i don’t actually want to go back to him logically speaking, just emotions. sigh. humanness… if only i was full kitty!
>Yes, even washed the dishes already!
hey that’s my job! :O
how was it? what do you want for dessert? (*´꒳`*)

>>941430686
>No problem in doing that regardless of technologies :3
@_______@
hehe… a-anyway…
(//∇//)
>I have no idea if that's the right word for it anyway, I used the wikipedia's translation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groat_(grain)
:O why is the image so pretty lol
looks like tasty jewelry!
>Nuh-uh. I won't :>
teehee… that cute little smile (〃ω〃)

>>941431919
exactly so what’s one more

>>941432123
>hey that’s my job! :O
Oh, really? :D Well, tomorrow I will just left the dishes in the sink and wait for you to wash them for me I guess :P
>how was it?
It was alright. I was quite hungry so anything would be alright frankly.
>what do you want for dessert? (*´꒳`*)
:o
...hmmmm...
:3
... YOU!

>>941432317
>looks like tasty jewelry!
It's not THAT tasty... it's a little better than rice I suppose. Basically you need to add some sauce and/or spices to make it good.

>>941432730
>>941432803
Why am I nameless again..? Oh, of course. Because each time I close the browser in my phone it forgets the damn name >:(
Probably something about my cookie settings...

>>941432730
>Oh, really? :D Well, tomorrow I will just left the dishes in the sink and wait for you to wash them for me I guess :P
i would actually love to do that, it helps me feel a little important ;p
i love doing chores like that, it helps me clear my mind. and if makes you happy that’s even better! :D feeling like i have purpose is something i deeply miss.
>YOU!
:OOO
but you see… you can’t have your kitty and eat it too ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ
so you mustn’t do that. i’ll let you nibble on me though (//∇//)
what part of me do you think is the tastiest?

>>941432847
>Probably something about my cookie settings..
*gives innocent look after hearing cookie* yeah… it must be that…

>>941433300
Trips on dubs :o
>what part of me do you think is the tastiest?
I think... lips! Can I taste yours with mine? :3

>>941433448
oooh! dubs on dubs on single ;p
>I think... lips! Can I taste yours with mine? :3
yes please!!!

>>941433352
Do kitties like to eat browser cookies? :O

>>941433512
>*smoooch*
Mhmmm I think they taste pretty good, I approve... ;>

>>941433515
what’s a browser cookie (*´꒳`*) i only know the ones that smell good and you throw in the air for me to catch ;p
>>941433587
@.@
mmm
i want that so bad eee
mmmf hard to resist
if i ever saw you it’d be so hard to have manners and not instantly grab you and give you kisses… ahh
i bet your so good at kissing too, with how sweet and caring you are @_@ can’t stoppp thinkingggg about it…

>>941433881
What about cookies with marmalade? ;>
Come here kitty kitty, I will feed you some :D
>can’t stoppp thinkingggg about it…
Sorry for distracting you >_< I forgot you are still busy with work.

>>941434162
>Come here kitty kitty, I will feed you some :D
OwO
*RUN*
*JUMPS UP TO YOUR FACE*
heyyy :3
*grabs the collar of your shirt to pull you close and press my face against yours as i look you in the eye*
pleeease ∩^ω^∩

>>941434162
>>941434387
can't you two add each other on discord and chat there?

>>941434387
As you wish! :3
Open your mouth! Say 'aaaahhh'!
>*places the cookie right on your tongue*

>>941434589
Kitty doesn't use it so no

>>941434667
kitty could be a fat hairy dude for all you know. you could be a fat hairy dude for all kitty knows

>>941427139
Hehe read it and tried it this evening
> Went to the bedroom and put on a stately voice
> "Ruadhán [full name], you have been summoned to the recruitment quarters!"
> "Hear him stand up saying "Oh lord here we go"
> "I, Grand Duke Henri II of Luxembourg, require the finest selection of mercenaries in order to reclaim the part of Luxembourg that was seceded to Belgium. You have been selected for your formidable contributions to the Provisional IRA!"
> He pinches his eyes, chuckles and shakes his head
> "But, as much as your achievements may speak for themselves, you will still be tested. I need to know for sure if you are able to withstand the torture those Belgians have in store for you."
> He takes off his shirt and sweatpants, standing only in his undies
> Salutes me and says "My body is yours to use and abuse, your Highness"
> "On your knees"
> Before he can do that I bite him in the dick through his undies
> Put the bitch collar and blindfold on him
> Slide my underwear down a bit to take my dick out
> "The enemy might strike at unexpected times from unexpected angles with unexpected weapons *wack him in the face with my dick* LIKE THAT!!!"
> He completely breaks character and starts laughing
> "Babe did you just feckin bitch-slap me with yer cock?"
> Grab him by the throat and tighten the collar wayyyy too tight for comfort
> "You shall NOT refer to the Grand Duke as "babe"! You Irish may have a significant degree of disdain for monarchies but you are in MY service. You are MY bitch. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" *grab him by his hair*
> "Y-yes y-your Highness, I apologise that was completely out of ---" *shove my dick into his mouth* and pull his head in*
> "The enemy might try various tactics to suffocate you. Let's see how long you can hold your breath!"
> Grab his head firmly and push it into my crotch
> Notice he's breathing hard through his nose, close to panicked breathing
> Release his head with my hands but grab his throat

>>941434732
> "That's right soldier, feel the blood leaving that thick Irish skull of yours. That should teach you to be uncouth towards the Grand Duke!"
> See his face discolour a bit and his drooling is getting worse
> Keep holding it for a bit longer but eventually he frees himself from my grip and lets himself fall on his back and takes some huge breaths
> "Good, that is a sufficient time. You've passed the test. But this is no time to lie around. Get back up!" *step with my foot on his balls and very slowly start applying pressure*
> Suddenly he's back up again in 0.1 seconds lmao
> "Now, the enemy might try to physically hit you. You will now endure a good beating on your buttocks to show that a few spankings will not even make you whimper."
> I sit on the bed and let him bend over my knees
> Give a few hard slaps on his BIG ass and keep my hand on there for a second or two for a good ole burn mark hehe. Again, hard breathing but he's not letting out a whimper.
> But his balls are dangling there o-so-cutely
> Should I do it?
> Smack his manhood
> "Extremely loud groan followed by a "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
> Think I actually hurt him badly and wanna quit the RP and switch to kissies and cuddles. Fear that I might have gone too far.
> MOTHERFUCKER SAYS "Nghh... If that's... all that the Belgians... grrrrr... have in store... kshhhhh... then I'll manage... Whew...
> This dude is indestructible!
> Break character just to make sure I'm not going overboard
> "Babe... is it... okay if I... kick them once?"
> "I thought we weren't supposed to call each other babe? Ya feckin Grand Gobshite of LuxemBITCH!!! Did I tell ya to stop?"
> Okay he asked for it.
> Get an idea
> Make him stand upright with legs a bit spread out.
> Stand behind him and place my foot inbetween his, already lubed up my dick
> *kick*

>>941434732
>>941434740
> Another heavy groan and cursing as he sinks through his knees and is now on the ground on all fours panting like crazy.
> Slide my dick in
> "And for your last test... The enemy may violently violate you on the battlefield. It is of utmost importance that your hole must withstand the Big Belgian Cock until the enemy climaxes. Be a cumdump that absorbs his life force. You are invited to moan in pleasure, it is not every day that an Irishman gets blessed by having unprotected sex with a royal"
> In true bitch mode he starts begging me to impregnate him with a bastard child
> The thought of making him boypreggers... oh lord. Here come dat nut.
> Nut and both collapse
> Both of us lie on the floor in silence for a bit
> Move in and lift his blindfold and kiss him on his nose "That was soooo good, but did I hurt you badly?"
> "Nothing... I can't... handle..."
> Climb onto the bed and spread my ass cheeks for him
> "Wanna take revenge? I'm yours!"
> Grabs me by the neck and pushes my head into my pillow
> Forces my head further down as he commands me to put my ass up
> Gargles up one big nasty spit
> Spits on my ass, rubs it in with his finger
> Another spit on his dick
> "That's all yer gonna get, and I'm being extremely generous"
> If you told me my asshole was bleeding afterwards I would've believed it
> Luckily didn't last too long XD
> Sat in the shower for an eternity

>>941434710
I think neither of is fat and I'm the only hairy one around but whatever

>>941434710
I'd still date my fiancé if he were fat. He's already hairy XD

>>941434589
>>941434667
lol i’ll figure something out, because obviously i do want to keep in touch with you atp. <3 i just want to make sure i’m getting off on the right foot so to speak… i’m still so unstable i just don’t want to misbehave and call you in the middle of the night crying or something. i just don’t trust myself yet and any professional would say i need to heal before pursuing anyone and hurting them too. i feel like these threads keep you safe from that so to speak. but i'm so conflicted because i do really value you and just talking in threads doesn’t always do that justice.
i’ll think about this
>>941434643
(^O^) AHH~

>>941434889
how come? huge penis?

>>941434740
>> But his balls are dangling there o-so-cutely
>> Should I do it?
>> Smack his manhood
>> "Extremely loud groan followed by a "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
>> Think I actually hurt him badly and wanna quit the RP and switch to kissies and cuddles. Fear that I might have gone too far.
Jesus H. Christ that hurts to read 0_0 Strange ways of showing love you've got there in Luxembourg...
>>941434750
>In true bitch mode he starts begging me to impregnate him with a bastard child
Hahaha if I knew this was gonna take such turn I would've suggested some more pathetic setting like 'starving Irish immigrant begs French land owner for a job' xD Thought it was gonna be more about him showing off his muscles and strength and ability to protect you and such. Oh well. Glad you had fun.

holy shit lol Lux i’ll make sure i read once i get home! looks like you had fun hehe

>>941434898
We have time and can always find each other through these threads so don't worry about that.
And yeah, calling me in the middle of the night could be awkward... given how your midnight is my 6am lol

>>941435368
teehee… well maybe it’ll be fine then it’ll double as your good morning call :D
jkjk… but :*

>>941435458
I actually use more than one call already just to make sure I do wake up. I'm a heavy sleeper and a night owl :p

>>941435368
>>941435458
are your butts hairy or smooth?

>>941435572
no one but him should even know so
though isn’t it obvious for both of us heh

>>941435604
why don't you post a pic? even in your undies is fine. I think o would enjoy that a lot

>>941435666
checked. that’s the devil talking.

>>941434970
I mean, he's got that - but if I'm honest, an inch or maybe even two less could save me a lot of pain in the ass xD Still, I like him the way he is based on his character. My eyesight is already shit and if I'd go blind tomorrow, I'd love him all the same no matter what he looks like or how big his dick is. This guy completes my fucking life in a way I had never foreseen. Take his big dick, strong arms and his height. I don't need those to love him to the fullest. They're nice to have, but they don't make him who he is.
>>941435184
> Strange ways of showing love you've got there in Luxembourg...
This is the place where Dutch boomers come for their retirement, alcohol and smokes. We're odd.
> starving Irish immigrant begs French land owner for a job
Hehehe will keep that in mind
> him showing off his muscles and strength and ability to protect you and such
Oh but now I definitely know he can take everything that's thrown at him. I'm marrying the strongest bitch of Ireland.

>>941435572
Wouldn't you like to know huh?

>>941435752
maybe you should post it? it would probably make kitty very happy

>>941435666
Are you that guy who used to come here and kept demanding pics from everyone?
>>941435728
>Oh but now I definitely know he can take everything that's thrown at him
Fair point xp

>>941435572
Mine is as smooth as can be. Both inside and out. My fiancé is smooth inside, hairy outside. Kitty is a cat so probably hairy. O is Czech so probably a femboy, like all Central Europeans.

>>941435787
grr…
he’ll show me if he’s ever comfortable, even if that means never in a photo form
leave him alone >:(

>>941435796
>Are you that guy who used to come here and kept demanding pics from everyone?
Maybe....maybe.
>>941435809
That's nice to know. You have to shave regularly or do you use hair removal cream?
>>941435827
Well ok

>>941435787
Uh-uhm. And let me guess, not just kitty.
>>941435827
Meh, I'm not against posting photos in principal, I just don't feel like posting myself literally in public for everyone to see i.e. in a place like this. Some people like that, and do that in their own threads I suppose.

>>941435927
Yeah my fiancé and I use hair removal cream on each other. So much better to have someone else do it for ya because shaving/creaming that area always gets you into weird positions. I don't wanna dance the YMCA and the Macarena in order to have a fresh bumbum. And not that often. Every few weeks or so. A little bit of hair isn't that much of a disaster. He needs to do it more often than me though xD

>>941435809
>probably a femboy, like all Central Europeans
Where did this meme even come from? Reality of that assessment aside, I think we have the least femboy-ish phenotypes and attitudes. It's dumb. Like saying that Chinese are creative and individualistic.

>>941436015
>I think we have the least femboy-ish phenotypes and attitudes.
I think that's exactly why

>>941435930
>And let me guess, not just kitty.
What are you suggesting?

>>941436078
That hypothetically... maybe, just maybe... you may have your own lust in mind

Mannnn next week we both start working and I swear to God I can't afford to walk around with a broken ass like this XD

>>941436313
Now let's think this through. Why would _I_, a muscular man with no sex life, possibly want to see a (potentially) smooth, hairless, tight European boy's butt? Let's be logical here

>>941436533
So that you can stroke your penuswenus and let lots of cummies escape whilst thinking about penetrating said boybutt?

FREEDOOOOM

>>941437544
Yaaaayyyy :D

>>941438543
:***
oh i love you i love i love you!
still thinking about you pulling my head into your chest (*´꒳`*)
you’d have to keep reminding me that i’m a big kitty and can’t just run into you and tackle you when i’m excited XD

>>941438910
:O But I bet you would look super cute when running to tackle me :3 Maybe I would let you? At least for a while? :p

>>941439430
hehehe
i’d love to try to tackle you to the ground, i’m big for a cat but still smaller than you so i dunno if it’ll work… but i’ll try >:3
i can be a tiger! grrr…
we’d probably have to stop if i start biting though O_O sawwy
or at least have you let me win so i stop and attack you with kisses instead!

>>941439548
If I would try to tackle Ruadhán, he would just get an itch and not even more an inch :(

>>941439548
>i can be a tiger! grrr…
:OOO Watch out, thread! Scary tiger on the loose!
>we’d probably have to stop if i start biting though
Uhhh yeah I would quite prefer that haha :]
>or at least have you let me win so i stop and attack you with kisses instead!
Hmmm... you convinced me :p

>>941440046
Cat
>can fish
>can catch birds
>won't die of hunger on an island
Irishman
>potatoes run out
>game over
Yep, that settles it. Cat >>> Irishman. I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you and your only shield against a mighty tiger was just lil' Rowan in a BITCH collar >:}

I had anal sex with a guy much bigger than my usual (I don't know the exact size but when I sucked him he filled my entire mouth) and now my ass is bleeding. Not sure where I just wiped and there was some blood.

It was difficult to take him, we had to go in-and-out a couple times and he had to go slow for a solid minute at the beginning.
I don't know how to prep better since I live with my parents and I'm extremely controlled, so no dildos/plugs/other stuff to anal train. Also I only do "quickies" so no proper foreplay

>>941440046
teehee… i thought you said he’d get an INCH (boner joke?) and not move an inch XD
>>941440758
:D don’t worry i’m good i don’t bite! i just get too excited sometimes but don’t worry you’ll only have to tell me to stop once and i’ll stooop :3
>>941440940
:OOOOOO
uh… don’t be so mean… i’m not as good at fighting as you may think huuu (´⊙ω⊙`)”
but yes i can catch fish and birds… aaat the grocery store right? O_o

uh oh…
was i supposed to lie to seem tough :’O

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>941440940
hearing you so proud to be my owner feels so good even if it’s based on lies… (〃ω〃)

>>941441416
Believe me that dicco is more than an inch XD
>>941440940
Oh shit I'm gonna trade him in for a catboy. I'm being scammed in this engagement!

We're gonna sleep now, for once it's me who is tired. Hopefully I get the grace of falling asleep first. A rare occurrence.

>>941441416
>don’t worry i’m good i don’t bite!
You nom on my ears though :3
>don’t worry you’ll only have to tell me to stop once and i’ll stooop :3
Okaay >_<
>uh… don’t be so mean…
Was I too mean? :<
>i’m not as good at fighting as you may think huuu (´⊙ω⊙`)”
:OO I thought you were a hardened battle warrior! Maybe I could help a little then? :>
>but yes i can catch fish and birds… aaat the grocery store right? O_o
...Yes... exactly :3

>>941442182
nighty night Lux!!! :3 i hope you sleep well!
and no, you’re very lucky to not have a catboy… we’re a lot of work!

Gay sex!

>>941442398
>You nom on my ears though :3
i’m allowed to keep doing that though, right? otherwise… iiii may need some chew toys… and even then they wouldn’t compare O_O
>:OO I thought you were a hardened battle warrior! Maybe I could help a little then? :>
*gasp* you want to teach me? :O
YES i always wanted to learn how to be big and strong from a human ∩^ω^∩
kittens are strong in a different way i guess… :p
>...Yes... exactly :3
…with you there too because i can’t be without you… :D

>>941442182
>I'm gonna trade him in for a catboy
Or just buy your Ruru headphones with cat ears :D jokes aside, might be a cute gift :o
Goodnight Luxie boy!

>>941442522
>i’m allowed to keep doing that though, right?
Of course you are hehe ^_^
>*gasp* you want to teach me? :O
Uhhh... maybe? If you want to I can try! I never taught anyone how to be a big strong human though... I don't know if I'm good enough :{ I will do my best for you always though :D
>i always wanted to learn how to be big and strong from a human ∩^ω^∩
Kittyyyyyyyy!
I don't how one can learn how to be big though :O
And I think you already are strong in a lot ways even if some people weren't able to notice it >.<
>kittens are strong in a different way i guess… :p
Exactly! Your strength is being kind, resilient, and cute :3
And I guess, knowing karate. That is also quite nice.
>…with you there too because i can’t be without you… :D
Always with my kitty!!! :D

>>941443382
>Of course you are hehe ^_^
phew! :3
>Uhhh... maybe? If you want to I can try! I never taught anyone how to be a big strong human though... I don't know if I'm good enough :{ I will do my best for you always though :D
you’re for sure good enough!!! :O
>And I think you already are strong in a lot ways even if some people weren't able to notice it >.<
hehe… noooo <3 but thank you! ;p
>Exactly! Your strength is being kind, resilient, and cute :3 And I guess, knowing karate. That is also quite nice.
ahh (*´꒳`*) your strength is being patient, loving, and warm <3
>Always with my kitty!!! :D
(〃ω〃)
what are you up to now?

>>941443382
oh and i remembered, once you sleep i’m going to finish The Little Prince tonight :O

There go my hopes and dreams of being the first to fall asleep because while he was half asleep he suddenly started fondling my butthole. Nothing too aggressive or active so to say. Just him being horny in his sleep and one lost index finger up my bum. Sometimes staying still for a minute and then it moves a bit again and I hear a soft "hmmmmm" from him. I can tell he's not faking it. He's really half alseep and it feels... Therapeutic >.<

I'm too tired/lazy to get up now so I hope he's not gonna make me cum but fuck... I am hard now. Just gonna put my phone away and enjoy it while it lasts <3 or maybe just ask him for a sucky to dispose of the cum.

>>941443881
>what are you up to now?
Honestly... I'm gonna go to sleep. 2am now :p Only 5 hours left for sleepy time >.<
>>941444060
Good luck :D We will talk about it tomorrow . I hope you won't get too sad from the ending :<
Have some late night pets
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
Good night! <333
>>941444071
Oh and nighty night to you again Luxie. I should've expected that you guys would be horny even in your sleep haha. Our daily activities influence our dreams after all. Have a fingerblasting sleep :D

Herro~~

>>941444561
goodnight my love :3
i hope you sleep like an angel

>>941444731
hii Jazzy
nice butt2.jpg

>>941445032
Thank you aha

>>941445191
what u up to, Jazzy

>>941445278
I'mdrunk uwu and feel lewd ;3 i haven't posted in ages and i wanted to come back

>>941445384
what else u got in store
this thread is in desperate need of pics, most of it is just two fags yappin all day

>>941445624
DIS~~

>>941445779
one piece 3 more low res bee
nice shoulder i guess

>>941446106
so critical...

>>941446378
sorry...

>>941446106
I just wanted to share lewd chats aha...>>941446441

>>941446477
huh? what lewd chats?

>>941446912
talking about how much of a faggot i am ;3

>>941447024
well tell us then girlie

>>941447024
and why are you drunk on a monday evening anyway
are you still drunk or already drunk?

>>941447099
ASK AWAY XXX
>>941447144
already uwu

>>941447235
ur a fast drinker
>ASK AWAY
uhh idk whats the last time u got creampied

>>941447373
4 years ago :(

>>941447575
but thats such a long timeee, dont u like creampies?