Thread 941397811

Super easy way to get lots of money, adhere to these rules and you will become rich.

>Go outside
>go to coffee shop
>purchase coffee
>drink coffee
>become energized
>buy more coffee and drink that too
>become even more energized to the point of becoming a ninja assassin
>find gangsters
>kill them and take their guns
>locate their hideout
>shoot all the gangsters in the head, you have coffee in your brain so you can dodge all the bullets very fast
>collect all the gangster money
>get their guns
>go from hideout to hideout with lots of coffee and guns and bullets and kill gangsters and collect their money
>use money to buy super coffee and become super ninja assassiny
>go to the gang leader penthouse
>have epic battle at top of penthouse with gang leader kingpin boss
>kill him, take his money
>be rich, get hot girlfriends who let you touch their boobies and vaginas a lot of times for free because you saved the city from gangsters

Profit

ok

>>941397811 (OP)
can confirmes

Killing is illegal and you can still get shot from behind noob. If making money was that easy everyone would be doing it.

>>941398715
No because coffee increases your awareness significantly and you can just know when someone is behind you, you just feel it due to the super high intelligence you get from coffee and killing gangsters is actually really good and female police officers will give you a blowjob for every two dead gangsters.

>>941397811 (OP)
Suck 1000 dicks for a dollar each. I feel like this is common knowledge around here.

>>941397811 (OP)
You'd actually have more energy if you never use caffeine.

Being a neet is pretty based ngl

>>941403036
BULLSHIT.