Thread 941404340

Have you ever gagged trying to eat pussy before? Idk I think it’s the texture that makes me gag, I’ve never successfully eaten a girl out before, any other anons with this problem?

>>941404340 (OP)
I have a short tongue and a bad gag reflex, so I gag all the time eating pussy, and I have to tell them that it's my throat architecture, not their rank pussies, but sometimes it's both.

>>941404340 (OP)
Flick the bean and suck on the lips. You can't stick your tongue up it unless she's loose as fuck. You fucking kids know nothing of women.

>>941404655
What is their reaction to you telling them this?

>>941404655
>my throat architecture
You got an erection in there

>>941404744
Do you realize how tight a pussy would have to be to not fit a tongue inside?

>>941405089
He's going for the peehole

>>941404340 (OP)
No. Am professional cunt eater.
I have told girls to go shower.
AMA

>>941404340 (OP)
Couple of times, but its always been because she's been before/during/after her period.
I'm not dumb enough to fuck chicks who are fat or who have personal hygiene problems.

Are you eating enough girl poop?

>>941405145
Lmao. Got 'em.

I make chicks bust on my face all the time. I tell her how I like it and what I expect. I of course are similarly clean and trim / shaven. You gotta give what you get. Cleanliness and good hygiene is a business transaction.

Pussies can be disgusting, some women don’t know how to properly clean. Vagisil is heaven. Yes all pussies stink when not taken care of

>>941405201
None of them were fat or had hygiene problems though.

the first time I ever did anything sexual, I was 11 she was 12, snuck into my basement and sucked my dick, I went and touched my tongue to her pussy and wretched, whole body wretched, loudly, tears running, the whole thing, prolly gave the poor girl a complex for life

>>941407966
yeah but pussies naturally get rank in the couple days before and after their periods.
its also heavily affected by their diet. so a girl who drinks soda/alcohol, doesnt hydrate properly and eats oniony/garlicy-adjacent veggies, red meat and fatty foods a lot will taste and smell fucking vile.

At least compared to a well-hydrated sober chick who eats lots of fruit.

It works for men too, i used to avoid alcohol, red meat, garlic and onions the 1-2 days before my ex would come around and I'd chug a half gallon of pineapple juice the morning of and she couldnt get enough of my jizz. I told her my secret and she started doing the same, absolutely divine pussy to eat out when she changed her diet.

Also some girls just have naturally disgusting pussies cuz genetics are a bitch.

>>941404340 (OP)
i have to gag sometimes when i'm eating pussy. there's like too much saliva and it's in my lungs. i try to stop it by taking a big breath, and it works most of the time

>>941408282
kek lot of kids that age have poor hygiene habits

What if one cannot obtain a woman to begin with?

>>941408444
It didn’t taste or smell bad though, I just started gagging.

>>941404340 (OP)
never, sounds like skill issue

>>941405296
What is it with yanks and not understanding genitals. Its bad enough you mutilate your penis because merchant overlords tell you to but your women shove chemicals up their snatch destroying the natural pH balance. All a Vagina needs is water to wash and it tastes delicious

If you're not legitimately turned on by the smell and taste of a woman's pussy then you shouldn't even have your face between her legs. If pussy makes you gag you could always suck some dick.

>>941405334
Lol looks like the monster from Tremors