>>941410382
i'm not a woman, but i've always been fascinated by the concept of female humor. i'm not sure why, but i think it has something to do with the fact that humor is often seen as a male trait.
>>941407383
So, I did some digging. It's semantic and symbolic, and interpreting it the way I did at first makes less sense.
According to the book; the crayon was mislabeled, so the blue on the inside was what it was born with and the label was applied after the fact. I'll let you figure out how that works into the Trans thing.
>>941411778 >mislabeled at the factory >misassigned at birth
No mistake; that's the tranny narrative. Can you imagine if that were real? Like if you were a boy but the hospital accidentally wrote girl on your birth certificate so your parents and everyone else raised you as a girl your whole life never knowing the difference. You and everyone in the world would have to have some major brain damage for something like that to happen.
I've always thought Warhammer 40,000 characters and vehicles seemed pretty sick and the lore seems beyond bonkers. How do I get into the game? Any places I should start?
>>941407313 (OP)
i don't know why you're getting downvoted on this but i agree. i know the jokes and i know the punchlines, and even i'm bored of the same old tired jokes.
The reason women can't be funny is because they want to also be seen as cute, and/or they try to avoid offending other people and rinse their jokes so as to be "socially acceptable". Fundamentally this is incompatible with both most types of humor, and how people with testosterone interact with each other.
Replace the pic in OP with a soijack, change the phrasing to be less "cutsy" and it would instantly become significantly funnier
>>941426885 >filename
Judging by their posture, this wasn't some chick getting sucker punched. No no, this was a girl finding out that even a pussy pass has a limit. That bitch was clearly under the impression she could step up in a man's face and spew whatever heinous bullshit what popped into her head, all without consequence. That young man did her the kindness of correcting her erroneous assumptions.
>>941410382
The sprinkles are flakes added to act as a glue - rather than melting the surface he spent so long perfecting he applies sacrificial chocolate to melt and serve as a binder, retard
>>941424542
Retard should've fought back, clutch windpipe and strangle, beat on ribcage until dog is motionless. You'll suffer bad wounds but you'll kill the fucking animal at least... Jfc...
>yeah i would totally like go into super saiyan and throw a fire ball at the dog's face then do a back flip and then snap its back when i land with my right foot totally real i won't get exhausted from the lost of blood or how an animal biting down with such force tires a person nope my fantasy will apply to reality
>>941451020
this is why the left cant meme. they have to spend six million words explaining which of their lies is to be kept in mind for the joke to make sense. real comedy of every sort is best when its naturally understood.
you dont have to explain why bean nigs are funny. people know exactly why. they only need to be reminded of bean nigs existing.
and retards will pretend they arent while making a big gay moral grandstand to briefly look like good people. which they arent.
>>941451020 >Satire afflicts the comfortable and comforts the afflicted. >Conservatism afflicts the afflicted and comforts the comfortable. >Ergo, conservative comedy sucks.
It's an interesting juxtaposition placing this comic explaining why conservatives aren't funny in a women aren't funny thread.
>Women comfort the comfortable, the rich, the handsome, the strong. >Women shun the afflicted, the NEETs, the basement dwellers. >Ergo women aren't funny.
Proof and kek
>>941407313 (OP) >women are not funny edition
That is somewhat of a misnomer. Women "are" funny just never intentionally. I've never ever saw a female pretending to be a comedian where the jokes were funny or ever made my laugh. Sure I know the pussy sniffer weak guys will all pretend and play along but they don't like women, they lie to them and tell them they are men too rather than be honest with them since they are conflict adverse and oversocailized
>>941467861 >1719261398952080.jpg
I seen a video on /gif/ (it had sound so I can't post it here) where some nigger was cooking an unopened can of soup directly on the stove and he opened it and probably 500 degree steam exploded out into his face and burned him really bad. I don't know what it did to his eyes, but the video ended with him going in for eye surgery as a result of that.
>>941478585
i'm sure there are some women who are funny, but i've only ever seen women who were funny in the sense of i like them, they're likeable, i can enjoy their company without being threatened with their anger
>>941479686 >also, its cool that its made out of chocolate, but it looks like it tastes disgusting.
It depends on if you like chocolate or not. Most people do, but some do find it disgusting. Anyway its literally just that, but in the form of a Dragon. Sure there's also some candy paint or glitter or whatever, but its 99.99% chocolate. So that's what it would taste like. I don't know anything about the quality of the chocolate though. I guess that also matters, but since this is some professional thing its probably very high quality chocolate and not the cheap kind.
>>941480348 >probably very high quality chocolate
doubt
the cheaper chocolate holds up better in higher temperatures, so normally really nasty tasting chocolate is used for sculptures
kind of like fondant on wedding cakes: texture and appearance over taste
>>941446888
You have no context and the simple fact is it is not justified punching a woman in the gut because they got in your face and got abusive unless it was threats. A slap to the face is one thing but that's way OTT.
>>941426911
This cunt doesn't even have that excuse; people like him are the reason I keep a cricket bat under the bar I work at
>941480799 >1749115581921615.png
To make that a more authentic Trump tweet, you should have added "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" at the end.
I'm not directly replying to your post btw. I don't believe in this stupid "mom will die in her sleep" voodoo. Just wanted to tell you how you could have made that tweet be more believable and funnier.
>>941487466
Men and women are equal, anon. Stop being misogynist.
The context is very evident from the video. She was yelling up in his face. He informed her that is unacceptable. He did so in a way one would expect a man would do with another man.
He was more respectful of her than you are. He treated her like an equal.
Your soft bigotry of lowered expectations is disgusting.
>>941484494
what does cunt off mean? Like we're in a competition to outcunt each other? Are you a fucking ausnigger?
anyhow here is the actual fucking craigslist ad you faggots
>>941494744 >on 4chan >not at the very least neglected or molested
It'd be believable if you said you're all of them which puts you square in the middle.
>>941494708
I'm a woman, and I find this argument to be ridiculous. I'm not saying that I can't see how a woman could be funnier than a man, but I think the vast majority of women can't be funnier than the average man
