Thread 941418245

i am scared to go shopping because a leftist might shoot me.

>>941418245 (OP)
You sound like a pussy.

>>941418245 (OP)

But you never go shopping...
You sit in mommy's spare bedroom while she does all the shopping

You obviously don't have a job

So you don't have any money to shop with

SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS?
did you actually think of nobody was going to notice?

>>941418245 (OP)
>mentions leftist shooters

>verifies he's in America

TODAY IS A WORK DAY

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A JOB

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO GO SHOPPING

YOU HAVE NO MONEY

You're a fucking parasite
attached to your mother's hip

>>941418245 (OP)

by the way, due to the govt shutdown, YOU WON'T BE RECEIVING ANY EBT FOOD STAMPS FOR NOVEMBER

hahahahahaha TOO BAD, BUM

>>941418245 (OP)
>didn't think anybody would notice you're unemployed

>intelligent

PICK ONE, MOOCH

>>941418245 (OP)

ADDENDUM:

You also don't have a girlfriend, and are a coward, so you never even introduce yourself to any women

It wouldn't do any good, anyway

because you're an unemployed adult male who still lives with his mother

SO WOMEN LAUGH IN YOUR FACE™

>>941418245 (OP)

the unemployed broke welfare recipient, EBT food stamp mooch who lives with his mommy INTIMIDATING PATRIOT

>>941418245 (OP)
I'm a lefty.

>>941418245 (OP)
>i am scared to go shopping because a leftist might shoot me.
Good.

You should be scared because I'm a queer little leftist faggot and I am absolutely looking for somebody to start shit with me when I'm shopping like a cute little bitch

>>941418432
Post a pic of your WIFES TITS AND A TIMESTAMP LoLvis, prove that you arent a TURBOVIRGIN BASEMENT DWELLER, like we all KNOW you are.

>>941418578
>who knew the signature fags where all discord trannies afraid of anonymity??
Oh wait...we all did.

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
......

imagine being ended by this faggot lmao

>>941418432
Nigger the shooters aren't patriots.

> Be me
> Leftist
> Go out
> My Republicunt neighbour scream and run inside, leaving a piss trail behind him
> Wtf.png
> Get to my car and turn on the radio
> Some Republitard is speaking
> "The leftist are gays and trannies. They are weak of mind and body. MAGA are the superior race in every way. I hope a civil War starts because we will demolish them. No doubt !"
> I look outside by the window while driving
> A Republidiot drive straight into the river to avoid my gaze
> River turns brown by the sheer amount of shit leaking from his pants
> Get to the grocery
> "A LEFTIST ! RUN BILLY !"
> See 3 overweight incestuous Republican die of heart attack after a running attempt of 12 seconds
> Buy my food
> Go outside
> Two MAGA christians are fucking a kid in an alley
> They suicide when they feel my leftist aura
> Go back home
> Turn on TV
> "The leftist are weak ! We do not fear them !"

>>941418245 (OP)
Wrong side.

OP should have a bigger gun to be safe

>>941418581
.... as if my wife gives a fuck what you believe or don't believe

AND STOP ASKING ME TO SUPPLY YOU WITH MASTURBATION MATERIAL, HOMOSEXUAL

>>941419256
>Republidiot drive straight into the river to avoid my gaze

You inadvertently misspelled GAYS

>>941418581
my wife (picrel) is at work
but if she was here....

Are you so inexperienced that you actually think you could tell a woman "let me take a time stamped photograph of your tits because some lonely unemployed idiot online doesn't believe you exist" ???


HAHAHAHAHAHA

FIND YOUR OWN TIT PICTURES ONLINE

AND STOP ASKING OTHER MEN TO HELP YOU MASTURBATE

McDonald's is hiring... unemployed BUM

>>941418797
Ew I don't want to know where that fist has been

>>941418599
What?? I don't have a signature or a name or trip or anything

You have probably interacted with me a dozen times and not known, you dumb bimbo

>>941418313
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>>941418344
The best time to post on 4chan is while at work, retard.

>>941418245 (OP)
It's really amazing how a left wing shooter is exactly like a right wing shooter. It's almost as if political labels are desperate retardation and the only real label that matters is "murderer".

>>941418245 (OP)
>leftist cant guns
>leftist are violent shooters
Which one is it?
And if their political ideology matters then why aren't there 200 million other shooters that have similar politics?
If the left is this dangerous that it's full of gun toting violent murderers then you may want to dial back that civil war fantasy.

>>941422460
>civil war fantasy.
Heavy cavalry moving into position, Sir!

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.
.

>>941420195
>nigger purposefully responds to posts by talking to the void and not using their post number but thinks its a clever way to dog whistle his josh group

Theres been like 4 or 5 other reddit groups like yours that think they can overcome the anonymity of this site by using methods like yours so your gay little buddies know its you. Its not origional and always fails to make a difference. Just letting you know its not as clever as you retards believe.
>inb4 "no..."
The message isnt simply just for you anon.

>>941419946
Nigger I said a pic and timestamp of your wifes tits to show that YOU are who you say you are, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER OPINIoN on the matter.
Get it?

>>941418245 (OP)
Good. You should.

What a stupid thread.
I'm going to shit down your throat OP.

>>941418245 (OP)
I want ten mango popsicles