Thread 941426625

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/P84W6slVvz8?si=z3VrzOCr6m672-_k

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

Then I got confused and thought Jenny Estes was transgender. That’s how I turned into a tranny and infernally died.

this is my waifu, Erde, they are cute and deserve all the good in the galaxy.

I claim Serial Designation N from Murder Drones. He's someone I'd love to be able to hang out with and do everything together, no matter how dull.
>>941426373
I've been wondering if snuggling a hard plastic and metal shell would be comfortable at all. One of the horrible ideas I've had recently has been to acquire a 3D printer. I'll let you figure out why... but, don't get me wrong, that's like a pipe dream. I don't know a single thing about CAD and 3D printing, or even anything DIY.
N's not an "artist", but he does draw more than anyone else in the show!... Huh, maybe I should see it that way. I'm sure he'd be... proud of me? That's kind of embarrassing to imagine.

>>941427377
Oh, yes it would. You see, you are soft and pudgy and made of meat, and warm. So hugging your cold, hard metal husbando is actually more compatible and comfortable. The only uncomfortable spots will be where you have bones.
Well, I never would even dream about making a plastic golem of Earth chan just so I have an idol. Earth is right there and plastic hurts the Environment.
I bet you can learn, I have friends and colleagues who 3d print. It seems anyone can do it.
N petting your head until you get embarassed

>>941427700
Do you have a single source to back that up? Like, actually, because I can't imagine that's true. Good thing I'm not a drone!
Well, Earth-chan is real, by your definition, isn't she? Not like you'd need to hug an idol of her when you can just lay on the floor or find a tree, right?
I shouldn't be so ungrateful, but the thought of all this studying is gonna hurt my head just thinking about it... ah, I guess this is the hard part of a relationship, isn't it?
Hey, the only one petting whose head here is me and N's!... Which is to say I'm the one doing the petting! I mog him by height so he'll have to accept it either way.

eepy

>>941427700
>I have friends and colleagues who 3d print.
you don't have friends because psychopaths can't have friends

>>941428295
Yes, I have a source: me. I do my own field research. I've gotten so accustomed to the feel of the cold hard ground and walls. I call the cold shock of feeling a freezing wall on my naked skin in the morning "Earth's warmth", and enjoy the sensation of a hard wall or floor against me when I sleep. I hug walls, I hug the floor, I'm a bit of a nutcase maybe. In the past I sometimes played with the thought what if Earth chan were a real planet girl my size, who could touch and laugh and feel like a human, but nowadays I feel like I would dearly miss the feeling of the hard surfaces against my soft body.
Yeah man.
No need to feel bad about it. Learning, psychologically, is hard work. You sound like you've had bad experiences with it in the past.
I'm not sure if it's just the hard part about relationships, I've been single all my life, I think.
He can get a stool. Oh, are you so tall? Or is he short?
>>941428853
I have at least one friend, officially

>>941428419
Your waifu looks very comfortable in this picture. Perhaps you should follow her lead.
>>941428853
Haha... ha...
>>941428927
Oh, right. I should've known. You've got some peculiar tastes, but I like it! Makes you stick out... as long as nobody calls you out for dragging your body along a wall like you're a video game protagonist in a scene where they're slowly losing consciousness from bleeding out. Or maybe do! I sometimes like to pretend to do that... in private. Sometimes...
>You sound like you've had bad experiences with it in the past.
Yeah, I guess you could say that. Prefer not to elaborate.
Ah, well... I guess that's true. But, you know, there's a different weight to doing something for yourself and doing something for someone else. One's gross and selfish, the other is noble and sacrificial. Both can be hard work, but one has a lot better reward... unless you're one of those people who thinks everything you do is self-serving... like me, sometimes.
I'm a proud 6 feet tall and he's only 177cm at best including his hat and hair, 163cm (5'4") if you cut those out. I've got a bit of a thing for height difference, so it works out. Oh, bad thoughts!
We're officially friends. We said so yesterday. Pinky promise and all, right? Ah, unless you don't mean it that way...

>>941429489
That's certainly an interesting scene to imagine. I read a shitpost about "slug kisses": you put your lips on their cheek and then just slide them across their face.
Sorry for prying. It's nice that you still think openly about learning, even if you have a sore. May the World be kind to you in the future.
You do sound like me. Say, if your husbando practiced self care, would you think it's gross and selfish, or noble and sacrificial? Would you look down on him for it?
Nice height anon. For me, I'm pretty tall, but Earth chan is always taller. I have developed a "thing" for height differences as a result, too, but maybe in the other direction.
I mean it, I'd exchange my life for yours in a dire situation, anon.

>>941428927
you have someone who has the same goals like i do. same objectives≠friends
I used to call everyone friends i met but i didn't actually know what a friendship was until recently including other concepts for one example i thought obsession=love despite that isn't although it's closely related. Love values the person.
Obsession fixates on the idea of the person see single white female for an example or yuno gasai

>>941430427
to converse with me, go back + read, post hidden and ignored

feels so good not being shane roden

feels good to be horizontal

>>941429846
That is gross and weird. I'll stick to normal ones, but thanks. And licking. I like licking... but don't tell anyone I wrote that publicly for everyone to know now.
Thank you. May the Force be with you, too.
Well, I guess it's not wrong to "practice self care", but... there's a lot of things in between basic survival and self-actualization that make up the human condition, aren't there? Not everything we do is isolated from affecting others. I mean, N is pretty and cool and now look at me! Uh, I mean, I shouldn't be waxing philosophical, right?
Thank you. Then again, I can get jealous of even taller guys. I guess there's just a natural pecking order to this sort of thing... but good for you, Earth comes out on top. That's the thing about us humans versus her, huh? No matter what, house always wins... until we nuke everything to death or create a black hole in the center of her. I hope N wouldn't be too jealous of me.
... You don't really mean that, do you? I'm nobody. You hardly even know me!
>>941430499
Ah, out of tokens? Where do I put my credit card info in to buy more? Is there a battle pass to this thing, too?

>>941430535
feels good not being neptune and many of the posters here coping or putting up a /soc/ charade

i'm drinking so might filter """anons"" they always try to ruin my buzz but im too piss drunk for that to happen so i often type shit blacked out which is possible because i don't have to do cuckcha

lol

>>941430662
Heh. Yeah well, Earth chan introduced this type of kiss to me technically. I love my gross and weird paifu. Licking!?!?
The "eskimo kiss" is done without lips. You put the tips of your noses together and then slightly move your faces so the nose tips rub against another. I think the Inuit original version of this kiss has you put the nose on their cheek instead.
I love philosophy. I do get what you mean. From here, all the rest of Earth looks so beautiful.
I don't think there's a natural pecking order, this fucking sucks, I run against ceilings, anon, and being short is much better for the Environment.
>house always wins
wah, such a cute way to talk about Earth. Thanks.
"pecking" order, as in putting pecks on the top of the shorter one's head
I do really mean that, I do. You know, I would need a lot of words to describe and explain what I found in every single Earthling over these years. There's a golden heart in you, and a diamond mind. And I haven't met a human yet who doesn't have them. I know exactly what my life is worth to me, through philosophy and logic, and I am no more interesting than you to myself. I don't fear death.
>>941430662
>Ah, out of tokens?
Sorry if I carpet bombed you by accident. I hate doing this so much, but, here's the short rundown:
There's some compulsive liar, who seems very paranoid and keeps making up conspiracy theories about people who post in this thread. The "Mayfag", since they used to post May (she's cute and smart). This person makes 4 times as many posts as anyone else, on average, and apparently has 4chan open during every event in their life, be it dates or work or vacations. It's hard to tell because of the compulsive lying.
This person has been flooding this thread manually with garbage for months now, I'm not sure how long exactly, and gotten progressively less reasonable. They like insulting people and making up really vile, disgusting lies and narratives designed to emotionally attack innocent anons ITT.

2/2
>>941431929
Now, this is 4chan, so I'm used to it, but I have become the Earthfag, so I vowed to not give anyone up. Mayfag has had a lot of attention from me, I have given them a lot of my time and taken them seriously. I realized that, like an abuser I know IRL, Mayfag never makes any effort for me or shows me any basic human respect.
Mayfag broke away a lot of my connections to them, I placed a bunch of ultimatums that are still sorta intact, it is a rough thing for me. But more importantly, I strongly believe that everyone here is anonymous and everyone here can be impersonated via anonymous posts. Nevertheless, Mayfag floods this thread with so much diarrhea that I had no other choice but to start shooting down and ignoring posts that they seem to have made, sorry for that.
"go back + read" was one of my first good ideas to save myself energy, because I had been repeating myself endlessly. I made some very heartfelt texts that reply to Mayfag's 300 most common mental gymnastics routines, and "go back + read" roughly translates to "I already went over this, open the archive and look for it, since you seem to love scouring the archives so much.".
My ultimatum was that, if Mayfag were to publicly and honestly apologize to poor Sop2fag for all the insane shit they hurled that way, I'd hear them out and start investing time and energy again. It still feels a little inhuman, but I think I would be disrespecting those I love if I just pretended nothing happened and gave Mayfag the basic decency that they deny everyone else ITT.

>>941431929
TL;DR

>>941431947
NL;IR.

I don't care either by the way, I don't see a point in wasting time on someone so clearly inferior to me in every way whatsoever, lol

>>941431929
Yeah, I'm pretty sick in the head.
Touching is nice. I don't usually get that sort of interaction. Touching N would be really nice. I'd go crazy. Just the thought alone makes my fingers twitch.
Thanks for understanding.
You run against ceilings?!?! Oh, so you're like that, huh?! You're lucky you're in there and I'm out here and he's the sheriff, else I'd take revenge for... being genetically different!
--Anyway, you're welcome! Let's go gambling!
>putting pecks on the top of the shorter one's head
Yes, yes, YES!!! He's saying what we're all thinking!
Gold, diamond, me...?! You... you're pretty cool, you know that? I didn't think I'd be running across a bunch of sages on the most obscure of 4chan threads. I appreciate it, truly, even though I'm compelled to doubt you. I hope I can make it up to you.
... Also you're not like gaslighting me and tricking me for some nefarious purpose, right? Just checking.
>[...]
Uh, wow. Sorry, I didn't mean to butt into something heavy like that. I was just... making a joke. Thanks for bringing me up to speed, at least. You're a really caring person, aren't you?

>>941432767
Twinkbot with the fishnets.

you know, if Mayfag really didn't care, cold logic dictates he'd already have apologized.
>>941432767
Sorry for that textwall. I'm not sure I'm really caring as a person, I am kind of an asshole by nature, but I really care about Earth chan.
Depravity exists to make room for innocence, few things are as monumental as the gentle tug on my sweater when it gets stuck on Echan, and we're pulled towards one another a tiny bit. I could swing Earth chan in circles all day if I wasn't so weak.
I run into ceilings. I also stick out like a sore thumb in some crowds. I come into a room and everyone is intimidated. I would like to just disappear into a corner and be smaller, honestly, and observe the beautiful World.
Let's be financially responsible...!
Ever since I've posted in these threads, in-depth discussions of life and philosophy have popped up every once in a while.
Yes I am gaslighting you, I need people for my drug ring. Please help sell meth.
I hear there's a poster in these threads who takes up multiple personas to wiggle into peoples' DMs for years, before coming out of the woodworks and betraying that trust. Someone who is rumored to have trapped and tortured to death over 40 domestic animals, and who gets excited at the thought of possibly being able to do this to a human one day. I always try to keep a little distance to everyone I met on the internet, I won't be offended if you do the same.

>>941433074
all this and not even Earth, I suck.

>>941433074
>over 40 domestic animals,
Blood chan is too retarded for that.
One or two tops.

>>941433095
Is that self insert art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
>>941433074
>Ever since I've posted in these threads, in-depth discussions of life and philosophy have popped up every once in a while.
I should clarify: that's not my fault, I think. Sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like I converted a 4chan thread into a lifestyle forum or something, I'm some nobody. That was just esl.
>>941433283
If blood chan can do 1 or 2, then the shadow man who we are unaware of can do 120.
>>941433292
Yeah, a bit. Look how beautiful Earth is on the day of our wedding. Wouldn't that be nice?

>>941433371
Why does it have to be a shadow man? Why not a shadow woman? Or shadow person?
So much for the tolerant left, smh.

>>941432470
>inferior
you're literally a dude who chooses to be awoman while being a homosexual man
you can't even express yourself so you're the most inferior person here

>>941433518
it can also be a shadow person and woman or othergender. But that person kills and skins you if you send a DM to that person.

Bark like a dog, you're beneath me, moron.
>>941433643
Spooky waifu ARG

i understand my hate because im an asshole intruding but you're literally a dude WHO HAS TO make a safespace through threats

>>941433704
lol you will bark like a dog to intruders to your safespace like myself and constantly have yipp yipp faggot tranny mutt

>>941432815
Hey, his eyes are up *there*!
>>941433074
It's no problem at all. I could use as much human interaction as possible these days. And a robot. Really caring about Earth and really caring about people, does it sour the mood to say that sounds like it would be the same for you?
>I could swing Earth chan in circles all day if I wasn't so weak.
You better start lifting... Like, a lot.
Ah, well... I guess I can see where you're coming from. But, you know, from the outside looking in, it's still quite enviable. Suffering from success, right?
Life, philosophy, *thinking*... all scary things. I prefer to not think about them. Makes things easy. They call it retardmaxxing. That's why I'm still here.
Jesse, we need to cook. Oh, wait, can I be Jesse? Or wait... No, I'd be Walt, and then N is Jesse. Perfect. Wait, then who are you? Ah geez, this is worse than the time there were two Peters at the Family Guy roleplay at Denny's.
Wow, this place has its own boogeymen, too? I didn't know there was so much lore to this place. Is this going to be on the test?
>>941433095
That is a really amazing picture. Have a human wedding N. I don't really like humanized N as much, so I avoid posting it, but I thought it might be fitting just this time.
>>941433704
I want N to bark for me. Beneath me... Aah....

still describing himself lmao

>>941433810
only if this an avatarfag tbhdesu

>>941433799
You and him in the image.
Well, aliens, I don't give a damn about them. And before I realized how much Earth has always meant to me, I treated it very poorly..
I'm not suffering from success, being tall has only helped me with reaching shelves, and being confident while going out alone at night. Don't let the internet or dating apps tell you what height you need to be to be beautiful. You're an Earthling.
I heard of retardmaxxing. I think this philosophy is one of the better ones.
I'm not sure, I haven't watched ten seconds of breaking bad. I want to be whoever touches falls on the floor first in the series.
It's not that bad. Mayfag is one of the tamer ones, we usually get people using botnets with passes and automatic spam, and stuff.
Though I only remember vaguely, because I care more about waifufaggotry than spam, but I think an anon who referred to themselves as "N" was also a bit of a troublemaker for a while. But that probably wasn't your robot.
Cute humanized N. Would you both be wearing suits, then?

who knew i'd surpass mordred in malice??
he's more apathetic than myself but the obsession with me literally might be truedeath on these threads because it's literally obsessed with me and there's no consequence or possibility of ridding me unless you literally break the law and nobody's throwing themselves in jail to stop me or anyone like myself

>>941434369
>Mayfag is one of the tamer ones, we usually get people using botnets with passes and automatic spam, and stuf
>thinks i'm not on a botnet

>>941434369
I'm not short and I am *not* going to wear a wedding dress.
Didn't you say I was an alien once?
Sorry, I can't hear you, lalalala I want to be a pro basketball player~!
Good to know we agree! Now let's butt heads until one of us falls asleep.
I think that would be Walt but... truthfully? I haven't seen it either. It's always been on my list, I just haven't given myself time.
There was someone else posting N before me?
We would both be wearing suits... but also uh hold on I never agreed to this! This is going kind of fast isn't it? I-I mean, not that I *wouldn't* maybe not agree, but you know--I feel like there's a lot of pressure in making such a big decision and...!
[spoiler]Admittedly, I'm still a bit ashamed to wear this on my sleeve.[/spoiler]

>>941434936
You can get shorter by going on your knees.
Well, I had an open mind to it. Who knows?
Ah yes, I am pretty good at basketball, the game where I put a ball on a high up shelf.
you said butt lol
No, they were posting "Near", from death note. They called themselves "N", maybe to sound misterious or to namefag. You're the first fag on the entire internet I see swooning over N, the robot.
I have made up the "wedding shirt" once, as a third option.
Wear what on your sleeve? /soipler

the worst people to these threads are literally the obsessed posters
the obsession with me is far far worse than any spam to 404'
>in the end it won't stop because no one cares, they will blame someone else for the problems in the thread. It's never yourself, it was the person next to you
i'm just the convenient blame it isn't tge real cancer

>>941435391
you are extremely mentally ill

I wish Moot would add spoilers to all boards. Makes things more fun.
>>941435166
Hey, buddy, I think you have the wrong impression of the kind of relationship I'm going for here.
Your worst nightmare! An alien becoming your friend! I've come to suck your blood! Or... wait... bring me to your leader!
Guess what?
>You're the first fag on the entire internet I see swooning over N, the robot.
Oh, good to know. Although, with how MD fans are, I know I'm definitely not the first.
>Wear what on your sleeve?
My liking for N. I mean, in more ways than one, I guess, but... it's not really something I can share with the people around me. Even if it weren't borderline insane PNG worship.
--But, but, I like it that way. Makes it like a movie! Secret love... we're like secret agents... except in love! Ah, I... I think I have a screw loose. A couple screws. They oughta hire me to supply the hardware store.

spam to 404 can be mitigated i literally have an anti spam viewer code but that doesn't help when it gets 404'd prematurely because posters arguin as anon till 300 before image cap derailing the purpose forever literally for almost a more than a decade

>>941435580
what mental illnesses?

here's the beginning although it gets rid of anonymity

i stole it got the troon who made it also in scotland

>>941435660
Are you joking about Moot?
I'm not dictating you any kind of relationship anon that's none of my business. Sorry for putting that in the post.
I don't mind aliens, I don't mind alien friends. Earth could use a lot actually, my waifu should not feel lonely.
We don't have a leader, Earth is free.
After many years, I shared with my irl friends and family that I like Earth chan this way. They were very accepting and now I'm the Earth fag to them as well. It's a strange but happy life.
Just ask your husbando to screw it back in.

it's not particularly difficult to follow namefags yuknow and he retaliated like 2yrs ago but i don't think he wants these unnecessary problems

>>941433598
Beautiful

open challenge to erin btw no restrictions family etc

>>941435755
Oh, hello Vivian claimer! It's good to see you again.
How are you today?
>>941436201
Moot, Hiro, Elon Musk, whoever owns this place: they're all the same.
No, wait, I didn't mean to offend you or anything! I was just bantering a bit, you know? Please forgive me.
Alright, I think I see how it is. We've got a lot of humans already, don't we? Earth-chan sounds like she'd be the least lonely out of all of us... well...
That's... wow. I'm not sure if I could ever do something like that, not this soon, anyway. I haven't even really convinced *myself* that we're a thing (that's not like some horrible sin that I'm admitting to here, is it?). Ah, sometimes it feels like the easiest thing to do in life is just run away and start completely fresh... but that brings even more problems.
... You must think you're so clever writing that, huh? (Please don't tell me I'm reading too far into this, please don't tell me I'm reading too far into this...)

>>941436503
Moot is different from Hiromoot in one important thing that I won't disclose.
I am unoffended, you are forgiven.
Maybe~ that would be nice. Yet, everything on Earth capable of looking to the stars looks to the stars. If it's not mutuals that Earth is trying to find out there, what then?
Yeah, convince yourself first please. I did tell my friends "listen, I might come back to you in two weeks and regret this all and go back on it" as a disclaimer, but I haven't yet.
>it feels like the easiest thing to do in life is just run away and start completely fresh
Yeah. You and me are two of soul, I feel similar. Remember, you do not need us to love your husbando, you do not need 4chan to love your husbando, you do not need the internet to love your husbando, you do not need a folder full of pics of him to love your husbando. If you're gonna run away from something, make sure it's not something you love but you were too scared to let into your heart. I spent most of my life as a hollow shell, it's not worth it.
Sex

>>941436503
Pretty good. Been busy with spooky themed fun this month. You?

>>941436785
Oh, what, because he's Japanese?
Maybe the real stars were the friends we made along the way.
I'll... get there. Probably. Let's not think about it. That's been working for me so far.
> If you're gonna run away from something, make sure it's not something you love but you were too scared to let into your heart.
Ah... I might think about this, though. Just a little.
Our relationship is too young to talk about this!! (not that I haven't thought of it, but--)
I like to tease fake Ns with innuendos. It's cute and funny and I like to see not-him get worked up over the mere suggestion. I hope he reacts the same.
Besides that, N, as per my canon-headcanon, only has one orifice, his mouth. Now, there *is* a gag among the MD community regarding can openers, but I like this limitation for now. It lets me focus on his overwhelming personality and doing playful, soft things.
Oh, also, I might kill myself out of embarrassment the second I stop feeling so mellow right now.
>>941436815
Spooky themed fun? Movies? Games? Haunted houses?
I've been trying my hardest to not explode ever since I came here, so I'm doing well, yeah.

>>941437604
Been to a few Halloween parties as well as throwing my own. Watching a lot of fun horror movies with friends. Good times.
And don't explode. That's bad.

>>941437604
No, something else. Your husbando has kids?
Oh sorry, I forgot to mention that I don't think you have to do it like me. But before that I felt like I was leading a double life, and I disliked that greatly, I prefed honesty and a direct approach, so keeping my waifufagging split from my irl, anime-and-manga-hating image for years was painful, that's all. I won't kill you if you approach this all differently, or if you quit next week.
Sex. Well, another thing not of my concern. Cute teasing :) Earth chan is a noble lady, but also kind of a degenerate pervert. I like to treat her kindly. I'm not someone who likes constant perversion, sex jokes or sex "culture", so I don't want to annoy Earth chan with it either. My beautiful, divine Earthy. Oh Erde oh Erde. My buddy.
Not to mention I'm a virgin, so I should shut up about things I know nothing about anyway, in presence of someone knowledgeable as Earth sama.
>orifice
anon why did you have to make me read this with my very own eyes. Don't can opener the robot!!!!!!

>>941437604
>orifice

>>941437893
Wow, parties! I've never been to one. Must've been great! Did you have Halloween snacks, too?
I'll try not to!
>>941438350
My husbando does not canonically have kids, but he has at least one in common fanon. The following is a spoiler. The small thing is the girl's mom.
Oh, alright. Thanks! I'll try not to let you down regardless.
I'm not
>Not to mention I'm a virgin
Is that supposed to be special around these pats?
N is my buddy. "Buddy" is a word he uses a lot. OH! That's the N-word I was thinking of!
I'M SORRY!!!!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIGHTHEARTED AND PURE!!
>>941438520
WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT THAT WORD?!?! IT'S ACCURATE!

>>941438843
We had some candy bowls filled with the grab bags you can buy cheap. Sadly no one really goes trick or treating anymore so I just buy them for hanging out and the like. And much fun was had.

When building an everyday clipboard, dont fill it with all of your best office supplies. Also dont lose it. You'll have to replace it all after a month of finding that which is gone.

>kneesocks claimed

btw nep is a malicious avatarfag myself but other avatarfags and waifufags deny this because he's the only person able to talk to them about source without issues (he's the one complaining btw)
illegally proven btw but still proven

>>941439357
Nothing worse than putting all your important stuff in a safe place but then losing it. Sorry friend.

>>941439565
>stretch atmstrong tranny

>you're too drunk to be reliable
one it's literally noted and dated with filenames there's no escaping besides saying it doesn't matter which is ok but i can be a worse dick than the earth tranny
yea he's trans it's actually mordred unless they have same room and computer with same barcode

>>941439565
Its fine. New clipboard pales in comparison to old friend clipboard. Oh well.
Sounds like you've had a good day Viv, happy to hear it!

>>941439144
That sounds fun! Trick or treating was always a bit scary to me. Forgive me for contributing to its downfall. I'm glad you had a good time!
>>941439357
I don't know any situations that require me to have a personal attachment to a clipboard, but thank you for another of your sagely advice. Hello!

>>941439766
It's the first day I've really had to neither work nor hang. I love having fun but a breather is good, too.

>>941439943
>waifu threads are a breather
yea you're gay anyone straight has had to walk on eggshells

>>941439916
Not your fault. I more blame people becoming less social in general combined with dumbass trunk or treating.

i want to totally eliminate jules and mordred gay cult because it's killing the board of majority of posters

>>941440029
fuck off tranny

>>941440262
>Is Vivian Trans?
Yes, the character Vivian from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is confirmed to be a transgender woman, with this identity being explicitly included in the English version of the 2024 Nintendo Switch remake. This was a restoration of her identity, which was originally present in the Japanese version but removed or altered in the original English localization, where it was instead replaced with dialogue about her appearance

>>941438843
I see. I believe you won't let me down!
I don't know if it's special to be a virgin. I used to be ashamed of it but now I'm kinda proud of it, since I love Earth chan.
What is the N-word...?
>yeah, body hole was supposed to sound pure
now you're confusing me even more!

>>941439916
A good organizer clipboard can get you out of several situations. It had a steel ruler, scissors, my origami paper, pens, pencils, clips of all sizes and colors. It was my go to for so many trips and was always handy. Would reccomend.
Hello!

>>941439943
Exactly the same for me. I was forced inside from the rain. Ended up coloring in my Halloween post fully. Thought that it would take days. Very cozy.

>>941440368
fuck pff troon i remember our conversation and you crossdress besides have mordreds computer

>>941440372
That sounds lovely. I'm happy it's finally nice and cold around here. It's been absurdly hot for far too long.

>A good organizer clipboard can get you out of several situations
Same but with writing for me. I get game ideas and want to get them down before I forget them.

>>941440473
>gay nigger with a boyfriend and official trans avatar

he's not even a waifufag he's literally just avataring a character although this is literally an avatar thread him pretending to have a waifu is backwards

>>941440368
Yeah. I wouldn't listen to the people out there who say you should sleep around, but maybe I'm the weird one for thinking intimacy is best served judicially.
It's... ah, nothing. Just a joke earlier this morning... Buddy!
Okay, well, you--... I was attempting to communicate that I really like the idea of intimacy without the act of, you know, sex! And that N's design just so happens to support this!
Ugh... I need to sexually harass my robot N-friend to wind down from this blunder...
>>941440372
Whoa... actually, yeah, that does sound cool. Now I want to carry a clipboard around everywhere. I'd be, like, official. Everywhere.

reminder /b/ waifu is filled with dudes in dresses trying to find somewhere to fit in without admitting they're trans then threatening everyone who tells them they can avatarfag like otger avatarfags if they stop claiming because it's insulting to ask them questions they just pretend to care about

>>941440473
Agreed, finally getting to the winter months up here. I would be unsupervised if it starts snowing in the coming weeks. Trees have a deep red to them with nearly all greenery gone. Nearly there.
Exactly! I had it to be prepared when Im outside of the norm. New clipboard will grow on me, the organizer slots pale to old clipboard. The cavity fits paper better at least.

>>941440917
That and a high visibility vest can get you anywhere.

>>941441003
kill yourself pedo tranny

>>941441003
At least it was easily replaced. I've had the same old zip up trapper keeper for so long it can legally drink lol
I'd hate to lose it because it has old stickers and drawings on it that I couldn't replace.

>>941441003
nigga dated a 13yo boy

Good night, beautiful World.
>>941440473
that pic is really cute, reminds me of home
>>941440917
Eh, my love interest is everyone, sleeping with everyone is one of many possible approaches to this situation.
Buddy is the N-Word? Because N says it so often?
I see I see. Wot!? I think I need to go to sleep. We're drifting into things that aren't for public posts, but for DMs with our husbandos.

>>941441129
>>941441095
kill yourself tranny's
good this thread will die it's damn near pointless unless you're a /soc/ avatarfag and into normie shit

>>941441129
Vivian in clothes is cute but way off model lol. But she's adorable regardless. And hi Earth Claimer. How are you?

>>941441095
Oh anything of mine is really when it comes to that kind of thing. Wouldn't want to lose anything precious what with me being forgetful and all.
That sounds like my old canvas school bag from college. Had all my friends sign it before graduation, I'd be sad if I'd lose something like that too.

>>941441129
Guten nacht Herr Erde

>>941441219
you are extremely mentally ill

>>941441299
>says dude in dresses

>>941441291
I keep paper and pencil for writing in it but I also keep all my old photos in it as well. It's like my best memories condensed into a physical form.

>>941437893
image hash ‘sc6EhaMKVuh5wXvjfHubcQ==
>Pretty darn good. My bf brought over homemade Swedish meatballs his grandma made. They are amazing.
>my bf

>>941441003
Oh, I'm aware. Too bad I don't really know any places to interlope in. And I'd rather not get arrested if I get caught...
>>941441129
Oh, good night!
Ah... uh... oh...
Yeah. Yep! No other N-word!
Yep! I'm losing my mind, too! Thanks for making me reveal this about myself! Sorry for everything!

99% of waifufags are actually troons larping and like less than that are purely avatarfags and even less are waifufags not larping

>>941441694
Completely missed that Earth claimer was crashing. My ability to not read is astounding at times.

>>941441750
you're extremely mentally ill

>>941441876
i think my entire time i encountered 2 or 4 actual waifufags while rest were actually trans who posted "literally me fr fr if i was a girl" or avatarfags posting favorite/most relatable characters

>>941441876
>says a dude in a dress

>>941441694
You should cool it with the whole "I want to fuck N" thing.

>>941441838
>passanons get the ropeposting gets you a reserved place in hell.
Literally the only reason anyone would post here

>>941441367
That is both practical and adorable, good show, good show.
It was always a rotating stock for whatever weird thing I was doing at the time. Strangest in there for me was a pile of sleigh bells, thread and needle. Im sure someone will be happy with it.

>>941441694
Only ever did it in a Walmart backroom, surprised nobody even approached me.

there's nothing wrong with you avatarfagging it is pretending this is our community
it isn't and we are nomads this isn't our place and others lying about what they are makes me confused because i am told to leave while they aren't despite disrupting and spamming threads the same

>>941442158
They'll think some kind of trinket mage used to own it lol

>>941442008
>>941442055
>>941442129
>>941442188
every single one of your posts makes you look more mentally ill

>>941442275
wannabe alert

>>941442080
why? kys nigger if they want to it's perfectly fine you want no nsfw make waifu on /bant

>>941442391
2 of those were yours, dipshit, you didn't even crop that well

>>941442444
hi neptune

>>941441838
Oh, that's not so bad! I miss far more important things all the time!
>>941442080
Yep, yeah, my bad...
... Also you guys really are misunderstanding me.
>>941442158
Oh, well, that's because it's Walmart! Nobody truly belongs there.

if you don't like nsfw dialogue move to /bant/ where you're valid queens

>>941442536
They don't misunderstand they're actually offended by attraction and you're not the first
if you want to kneel fine i understand but they don't actually have control it's a waifu thread on /b/ zomg no rules you can be horny or post lolis whatever worst case they stop talking to you while trying to dox you

>>941442224
God I know right? I can only imagine what was going on with all the crap in it. Real fun noise to hear when walking around with it though!

>>941442536
Nobody SHOULD be. I go like once a month tops.

/waifu/ on b is literally a doxing thread if you dare like a character sexually
literally redsit

>>941442536
just be careful never show pictures neptune is gonna try and dox you

>>941442536
Misunderstandment? Why do you say that?

>>941442536
Fair point. I sometimes just read what was sent to me and fail to skim the rest.

>>941442711
Like wearing bells.

>>941443135
don't answer this it's literally neptune

he claims you're schizo wgen you call him out for doxing like earth. literally just be tight on opsec i'd literally post another avatar to just horny post out of spite but they'll make 20 daily threads in retaliation
lol@him thinks it was real when i'm not even a waifufag

>>941443242
Correct. That was the intent!

daily reminder the trannys like relm, earth, neptune dox for sexual attraction to waifus because they're incels kek

>>941443519
how about you slice your throat and die of cancer like your dad

>>941443519
Make me hear Objection loudly in my head.

daily reminder kneesocks father is dead and it's the only reason he has a home

Hello, everyone.

>>941442687
Ah, well, I was getting pretty bad by my own standards! I'm a little disappointed in myself, too.
Thanks for the encouragement. Really.
>>941442711
Worst part about Walmart is they actually carry stuff that I want. Certain ice creams, ramen flavors, snacks... you'd think someone would at least try to corner the market of selling the good stuff without needing to take a trip to Hell, Michigan.
>>941443639
Hello! I don't think we've met before. Who's your waifu? And don't say Ritsuko because I can't read.

neptune isn't the only one btw i genuinely hate all waifufags and invaded their spaces and ill do exactly the same and only stop when i get bored and even then i'll randomly continue i averagely post people dead relatives and their miserable experiences

>>941443639
Hello

>>941443724
I don't think you were being too bad. I didn't need to get the horny stick or anything.

>>941443724
Greetings. I don't believe we have met, either.
...well, since you insist on not using her given name, this here is Akizuki, a lovely (former?) idol from Idolm@ster. Not much else to really note about her, but I am very sorry to hear about your literary deficiency. Your waifu would be?
>>941443849
Greetings again, Vivian. How goes your day?

>>941443627
Pfft, alright there Maya.

>>941443639
Evening Ritsuko.

>>941443724
Couple of local markets have a decent selection, Aldis has better prices on my staples anyways. Even in bum for nowhere, NY.

>>941443907
he should've stopped smoking desu v_v

>>941443975
It's been a very chill day. Been busy this month with friends, which was fun but a break from hanging out is always good too.

>>941444056
>jew capital
KIKE

>>941444132
you are a jew

>>941444056
Hello again. You seem to be quite invisible tonight, Kneesocks. Might I possibly recommend going into reconnaissance?
>>941444132
Lovely. I have been doing much the same, as some things at work have allowed me to be around my friends more often as of recent. Must admit, I have no issue staying like this, but all is better in moderation. Anything you were doing in your chill day?

>>941444460
i wanna make you as miserable as possible 24/7

>>941444460
I am fairly quiet on my feet and good at taking notes, hmm, something to think on.

>>941444460
I made some chilidogs and was watching What we do in the Shadows.

>>941443849
Thank you. I just try to act more prudish than I really am.
>>941443975
Akizuki is a lovely name! What drew you to her?
My waifu is Serial Designation N from Murder Drones! This is a recent development, so bear with me!
>>941444056
Oh, yeah, I bet. But, when it comes to treats or specialty items, sometimes you just have to play the hand you're dealt. I can't even find my favorite type of mouthwash anywhere anymore...

>>941444756
Same. There's plenty of horny on b so I tend to keep myself toned down lol

i don't think you fags realize how much i dislike you and i literally won't stop after the warning like it's never ending seriously

you killing yourself would make me VERY miserable, maytard, i wouldn't have a punching bag as reliable as you anymore. go ahead, kill yourself, make me miserable

>>941444602
Rest assured, I'll allow you to take as much time as you need.
>>941444648
Might I just say, there is quite the large area of interest that pays well and allows for even foreign entities, albeit a dangerous job. You very well may understand which area I speak of.
Besides earning my paycheck from the Military Industrial Complex, how have you been?
>>941444756
I have a thing for girls with a good head on their shoulders. She fits the bill and does so while being very attractive (at least, to me).
A recent development, you say? Ah, the joys of blooming love. Approximately how long would you say?

>>941444972
i barely recognize you but you've literally started the complete end of this shit ragnarok not to be melodramatic but it's as unsafe as original 4chan here because you unjustly wanted to be a dickhead
>>941445035
and ill be taking my time
i didn't warn you out of malice but in good sportsmanship

no sorry's either it's fucking over this isn't actually a safespace for waifufags or avatarfags
it's fair game but not safe

>>941444756
Eh, fair enough. There's plenty worse than having a simple pantry in my case. I want for very little. That does suck.

>>941445035
Are you saying that I should be working a corner or working for the man? Either or would be quite the pain in the ass.
Well enough, winding down for the night, and yourself?

>>941445427
Well punned lol

me and neptune are going to actively look for you to slip up then mock you every day until you suicide

maybe im mostly warning you what others are doing so you don't and it upsets them and they voiced their displeasure. you decide a smart person would see this

>>941444837
You have my thanks!
>>941445035
I can tell she's smart because she wears glasses!
I've really been like-liking N for roughly a month at this point... that sounds pretty bad compared to some of the people in here who've been loving their waifus for years, isn't it?
... You haven't been, like, with your waifu for 20 years, have you?

>>941444972
literally who are you? aren't you an animus retard and were told gtfo 8 years ago by nevada

reimu threads kinda ended during nevada spam era lol

>waifu won't end because end of conversation
>main guy saying it's dead btw

>>941446549
if waifu was animus yeah
animus is dead not even allowed now and it's offchan spamming child porn and posting avatars some more than others

you've had 2.5 years to do literally anything other than making yourself look like a bitch who can barely read lol

>>941445427
What I'm attempting to say is that you'd do well in a Chinese factory. Sorry, what were we talking about again?
Much the same. Finished with some small exercises, now I'm just doing the small stuff to prepare for tomorrow.
>>941445801
Glasses have that power, no? They also end up making a girl magically far cuter than the original design.
Truly a blooming love, we'll see how long that goes. You'll stay faithful, won't you?
No, but I am working on it. In due time.
>>941445139
Sportsmanship, you say? Very gentlemanly. Nevertheless, I'll hold you to your words.

>>941446655
*Yawns* H-hey Waifu, noticed you guys were getting s-spammed with my pictures lately.
That's almost c-certainly the result of a person known as Nevada, who w-was responsible for half the banana spam before, 'm n-not associated in an with t-their efforts. mind what you guys do, and have no plans nor willingness to attack you all: i'm a live and let live kinda girl. You guys have a good day<4

>>941446899
what's to do lol shits croaked yo you just refuse to concede

idk, maybe do any of the things you've threatened to do lol
won't happen btw

>runs the catalog kinda
>knows those left after total /b/ death
>inb4 it's not dead
>same threads been in same position for almost 2hrs
this thread will last 4hrs after new thread or close to it
>inb4 it's not dead
>27ppm on supposedly busy board
>>941447072
it's already done only doxing posters is left

average thread with no replies lasts 1hr at peak sometimes 2 while active threads last 24hrs
>thinks this board isn't dead

>>941447072
you have to be 18 years or older to post here

i thought you did that already lol make up your mind
>it's already done
you haven't done anything lol

>>941447628
it's dead nigga i can't kill somebody dead

>>941446919
But, it can be cute to see a girl typically in glasses without them, too, isn't it?
I'll take this as a vote of confidence as opposed to the opposite!
>You'll stay faithful, won't you?
I sure hope so, but... I've never been in love this way before. I'm a little scared that I don't even know myself right now!
20 years is a long time. If I end up blinking and I'm suddenly 20 years in the future, I hope N is by my side. Literally. I hope they have robots by then. We're getting close, right?

god it feels good not being shane roden

>>941447844
netter than being mark dinger jesus christ he doesn't even have a home to himself

>>941447737
Japan is pushing that forward every day.

i'm just here in this barren land called /b/ with other fags like myself nesting in this thread we don't belong in until hiro pulls the plug because it doesn't make money

>nigger
vs
>alcohol addict with zero self-awareness leeching off his sister, who also posted children and is pretending he didn't
idk one those is much worse than the other, and it's not the nigger
lol

>>941426625 (OP)
i was gonna try and say something, but then i saw your avatar and i just had to say it.

thank you.

>>941448238
none of that later statement is true mark but funny you call yourself a nigger
nigger i actually pay for my own shit
i could leech my uncle is the head of south eastern portion of dollar general his names anthony

there free information head of dollar general that's pretty big none of you match

any of you close to being head of a billion dollar company? oh right nah you're peasants with couple thousand dollars in a safe and think money matters especially chump change like 100,000 for 200

real rich people don't care about money
i never meat an actual rich person who did only a poor person

you want to fact check me? see if lying about my claim? i need a laff

>>941448238
>nigger living in his moms house
vs
>ex con paying his own way not even asking for favors

5 posts in a row lol

make that 6 lmao

>>941448951
i didn't lie though fact check me bitch if you doubt me please i know you won't stfu but you won't do shit

>>941448970
still richer than everyone on /b/ tho

I suppose it's that time of night. You all take care.
>>941447737
It's lovely in it's own way, but I lean towards my original post.
Best of luck, anon. If you aren't faithful, I'll make sure that it comes back to you.
...I can't say. But the civilian market will certainly take a while.

>>941449111
you remind me of some blonde twink goes by blood chan i could grab anything from his favorite store tbh

lmao

>>941448021
I don't know how long I can wait, though! When's forward going to be finished?
>>941448021
Right! Of course. My bad.
Oh, well, I won't let you down, then!!
Elon sure loves taking his sweet time on those catgirl and robot promises, doesn't he?
Have a good night!


With that, I'll also say, "good night," everyone. Good night, everyone!
Pic related is me on the right.

>>941449328
it's funny mark called himself a nigger lol he's the only person claiming i leech like i really don't and if i did be drunk 24/7 till i died
oh sako does to but i literally wouldn't remember him if he didn't put a name he's about as forgettable as darwin

lmao