Thread 941462513

Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

So it's ded.

>>941462549
The sun barely rised, be patient.

>>941462576
We should shoot the sun.

>>941462593
Maybe we should shoot this guy too.

>>941462618
I'm not against shooting the sun OR Kneesocks but what would we use for the sun?

>>941462736
THE ROCK!

>>941462761
Like, the actor?
Yeah I'm down to throw him into the sun.

>>941462985
DROWSE THE SUN IN BABY OIL!

>>941462618
No no, let's hear him out first. Then shoot him

>>941463017
Is drowse even a word?
Oh, it is, but it means to fall asleep.
Didi.
>>941463049
You can talk while you get shot. It'll add dramatic value.

>>941463049
You dodged a bullet.

>>941463096
Yes. Not used correctly, but yes.
Now we shoot you.

>>941463096
What could I have possibly done to deserve this?

>>941463118
Wonderful!

goo morbing

>>941463118
Fucked up world we live in.
>>941463189
Wrong place wrong time.
>>941464017
Goop

>>941463189
Just like this fox.

>>941464101
And it's all downhill from here.

>>941464101
goo girl

>>941464326
What the fuck!! Nooooooooooo!!

>>941464335
Slimegirls be like.

>>941464101
Ah shit, here we go again.

>>941464326
Indeed, it has been a hot minute since I've seen the fox afterall.

>>941464401
That's what happens when you don't pay your debts.

>>941464341
Eh.

>>941464424
The mechanic classes have been going okay, we'll install and synchronize a timing chain/distribution next class.
Good to see you Mamo.

>wake up as a tranny
>make a waifu avatar thread 1st thing before breakfast and brushing your teeth
i don't understand the compulsion to do this on this dead ass site to talk to the same people about the same shit daily 24/7
atleast give it a break to have something new to say
go buy a fucking home or something
you have your priorities fucked up

new kid can't even sage properly
>>941464366
that's what good mac and cheese sounds like

>>941464547
Thinking to quit my job. I'll see next week how the things goes.

>>941464624
no i put it on purpose so you know i sage

you fags trying to sell your asses or something?
>hey im up hit my dm i can twerk for you i need another dress

your macaroni sounds is the most disgusting thought in my head right now because it's slimy shit noises because god knows only 2 people itt fuck women one being myself

>>941464424
My kneecaps are quite intact and I claim no fish as bedfellows. I'd like to keep it that way.

What the fuck is this new captcha, christ.

>>941465203
get used to it or buy 4chanpass it's a forever thing they're trying a different way of that 500sec timer shit for the exact same reason

>>941465203
Not allowed.
New captcha? Huh?

>>941465323
I doubt my current activities would cause broken parts.
Oh its fine, the captha is weirder. Whatever.

the cum bucket

>>941465438
Never say never.
Oh. You were defeated by the machine.

>>941465662
Very true.
First the man, then the machine. What's next? The animal kingdom?

>>941465860
Probably space cats. Yea... space cats.

>>941464641
There is always other options, I'm confident you'll do well wherever you end up.

>>941466744
>the usually cocksucking routine for a random stranger from the tranny

i wonder if neptune dad ever beat the shit out of him for putting on dresses

i'd beat anyone who thinks they're trans in my family till they realized dresses and lingerie is for women

>>941466744
Sure, but this was one of my biggest projects.
The only thing I'm trying to avoid is them catching me with my guard down and firing me.

I'm here to post great Earth, who captured my heart and understood my feelings, who dug out my smile and held me above water, who stitched my wounds and painted me. Wonderful Earth, who has shown me kindness, I love them, only them.
>>941462513 (OP)
lovely

>>941467028
One of the biggest yet.
Whenever work gets shitty in one company, my folk and I we've bitterly looked somewhere else in those same conditions, and it has always been for the better.
You have a lot of knowledge and like to work proper, without shortcuts or sacrificing quality, people like you tend to be coveted.

it's so annoying reading kids give out life advice to people older than them

Advice from brocolli haired monks in similar "gender neutral" robes but they're not brown they're magenta or have rainbows but that ones are bedazzled too

it's so annoying reading pedophiles like shane roden give out life advice to anyone

>>941470773
you're a pedophile homeless and wear dresses while fingering your asshole now stfu retard don't try and say im a pedophile not that i even care none of you have any real world influence

niggas wear lipgloss talking smack lol

>>941471079
you can't read nor stop farting

i'd rather be called a pedo than be a tranny any day of the year because that shit about age changed and changes depending on the generation
people honestly call you a pedo if you're date someone just because they're under 25 unironically here which is insane all while claiming they have a "waifu" (it's not an avatar and not ironic) who are meant to portray a child/gaming console called neptune

no it isn't the adult one

Shane roden, actually defending pedophiles because nobody fucking asked, and he has gone insane.

>>941471746
i brought it up because you fags are literally insane about what you consider pedophilia thus it loses weight as a slur

because in verbatim you think 25 and under is pedo (while advocating child abuse in the same statement)

>>941472821
you lack any basic logic skills, you look like a retarded mongoloid, stop talking out your ass.

>>941472872
Shut up child you wear dresses and acrylic nails i dismantled your slander that even your stance you know is extreme

>>941473007
if you were of legal drinking age you would cringe at every word you just typed. Fuck off.

>>941473055
Shut up child you don't run anything but your mouth
>picture me laughing at the child aka you here

Shit thread

>>941473155
The only reason you feel great and safe is because there is an internet between us. Retards like you would be bullied in every single social circle.

>>941473297
You wouldn't do shit in person either tough guy

YOU ARE A CHILD

>>941473694
in person I would ignore you or insult you, and make everyone around me laugh with me, since your comebacks are fucking embarassing and you don't speak proper english. Your own parents would giggle if I roasted you. You're scared of homeless people and women.

>>941473873
>a child exercising his fantasies
I am a very no nonsense person the only true thing you said is you would be a bitch and talk beyond earshot because you're a bitch

you remind me of every dude who sat on his couch eating potato chips saying he'd kill arabs or something which isn't uncommon here
get blood on your knuckles and i might give you credibility despite yourself saying you'd be a giggling schoolgirl

>>941474094
didn't read, seethe quietly, loser

>>941474203
Get back to those potato chips or chicken nuggets while you imagine what you would do faggot
You wouldn't do anything E

>>941474443
didn't read.

>>941474831
you don't need to tell me that just makes me know you backed down realizing you were being a faggot child thinking up a fantasy scenario and just won't admit it.

what did shane roden do it bros...

>>941475407
>Just some guy. 32. biracial. failed by every institution. tried the navy, too corrupt. tried driving trucks, got taken advantage of. tried going to school, got a degree in graphic design. tried to help my family, they forgot what that means. tried to make a family, am not allowed to talk to anyone. retired from humanity.
what did the guy who typed this mean by retired from humanity?
also that's not my post anyway schizo

why are you trannys always trying to put the label of pedo on everyone that doesn't get along with you? you think you'll get an upvote?
i'm already the most disliked person in this thread (btw don't care because you hold no value to me except as targets to talk shit to and a thread to shitpost in)

You're STILL crying? God damn bitch, get a life lmao

why does shane roden have such an unhealthy obsession with children

>>941476123
Who the fuck is crying
i'm calling you children and faggots because you know you are
go put on a dress or put a name in the namefield so i can filter you or laugh at you

I don't know, projecting probably.

>>941469043
Eh, might or might not be true. I am slowly losing interest in big stuff.
Wrong. People like me ruin the comfort of most leeches. It doesn't tend to go well, unless the whole work team is the same, or almost the same.
I can give enough examples since we started this project until today... when we are like 2 weeks from start-up.

>>941476473
you live in your families home you're not independent that classifies you as a child

You are a crossdresser

I'm independent i'm an adult despite whatever anyone feels it shows i take care of myself

>>941475280
did not read? are you dense?

>>941476526
Do you have enough reputation to do private work?
I mean yeah, that goes with having work ethic and morals, if leeches want to prostitute themselves and sell shitty work, let them, people like that lose all jobs after a few years.

>>941476811
Why are you using pretentious words that only are used by teachers in science class? you think im gonna see you as anything but a fag in a dress until i see you're just a run o the mill fag?

LOL if you do

>>941476859
As independent professional?
I'm not going to say you're wrong, but you're kinda wrong. When nepotism is involved, they won't. Rarely you get shitty workers without nepotism background.

>>941477073
didn't read. jesus you are lonely.

>>941477411
nope just have time on my hands and you keep being a fag wanting to get last word
Get your own thing cocksucker
I started talking shit like usual and like usual i don't want back talk so sit down im the driver bitch and ride should have been over

guys im independent please take me seriously im really not lying please bro i promise
what do you mean i've proven time and time again that i'm completely untrustworthy???

>>941477883
you can't stop seething, huh?

>>941477166
Yeah, if you have enough experience and reputation, you could give it some thought I reckon.
Ah yeah I can see that being an issue in the industry...

>>941478124
I'm back and I've got a new waifu!

Her name is Sahara and she's a human from the game Undertale. She's a bit of a tsundere at first, but she's very kind and will always be there for you

>>941478124
I'm not in the right field for that. In this field all the projects are huge.
It's literally everywhere, unless the big boss on top has another business view, and that's rare.
Least I have this week off, my Keqing arrived well, and I finally get to listen to the latest taytay album, and a new ruskie chick's launch album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=163NEUx8-Uo&list=PLJZoC94rOrqKSZ4jnQkPdq6lrtEDKjpVm

>>941479283
I want to fuck my waifu.

I want to fuck my husbando.

I want to fuck my husbando and then I want to fuck his brother.

I then want to fuck his brother and then I want to fuck his brother's girlfriend.

>>941479283
Did you see the new Final Fantasy game for mobile. Zidane looks like a delinquent (more than usual).

>>941478084
Can you find a new word to use besides seething because i just read it way too much and i feel like i'm talking to someone with the most limited vocabulary in the world. I read seethe or seething and associate it with fags since that's who uses it most
>>941478078
Why do i need your trust in me? I'm not your friend

lmao

>>941480300
Didn't hear anything about it, how is it called?

maythetic loser

>>941480955
Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy.

>>941478084
DUHHH SEETHE!! DUHHH SEETHING!???!! SEETHE!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!??? DURR PILLS PILLS PILLS SEETHE SEETHE PILLS PILLS SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHE SEETHING!!! I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!! SEETHING SEETHING SEETHE SEETHE SEETHING SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE SEETHING SEETHE LOL SEETHE! SEETHING!! BOOMERI! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES!!! AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKK YOU SHITPOST FUCKS!! I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER!!! BUT OHHH I KNOW MY POST IS SEETHE ISNT IT?? SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE SEETHING SEETHE SEETHE SEETHING! SEETHE ZOOM SEETHE SEETHE SEETHING SEETHE SEETHE!!!!

>>941480344
Beautiful

>>941481057
hehe

>>941481867
hehe

So... Guess I wasn't wrong in my original statement.

>>941483880
>No Claiming Waifus
How about we just let the ones that have already been claimed stay claimed?


>No stealing unless you roll trips
That's not how this works.


>Insults must be orig
What is this?

>>941481040
Bruh he looks like a zoomer bully lmao

>>941484502
Truly some insane shit. The characters choices are really weird too, Kain instead of Cecil and that girl instead of Yshtola. Terra looks very cute though.
Make your bets, how long do you think that gachas gonna last.

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?
....

>>941484502
imagine if she stopped you

>>941481867
it's just reformatted copypaste

>>941489647
Veevs.

another tranny bumping this dead thread for who knows what fucking reason when they're all on discord anyway and can message eachother instantly

>>941489755
kill yourself

>>941489714
Hi hi

>>941489982
How are ya Veevs? How's life been treating ya?

I am here to claim Serial Designation N from Murder Drones! Today I saw a pickup truck with 4 small lights on its roof, and I immediately thought of N. What a weird correlation...

>>941490181
Hi aNon.
We love cool trucks.

>>941489927
i'm claiming goku

>>941490163
Pretty good. October has been a big party month but I'm finally getting a little break before the last few parties closer to Halloween. I'm just relaxing and watching Cabin in the Woods.

>>941490181
Howdy

>>941490181
cute
>>941490345
*teleporting noise*

>>941489927
Give me one reason why i would kill myself when i'm not dependent on affection from others or dependent on anyone at all Earth

>>941490363
Giving your liver some rest? Make sure to hydrate plenty.
I'm taking a small break from things too for some bloodwork.
What is it about?
Myself I'm just playing with my knife, thinking of watching a movie or some anime.

your mental well-being was apparently dependent on not being made fun of by some random people online lmao

Oof...

>>941490821
I don't drink too much. Only a couple of the parties had booze and even then, I only partake if it tastes good.
Careful with the knife while you decide.

>>941490933
What are you talking about mental well being did i attempt suicide or something
also you didn't make fun of me you made fun of my dead relatives because i rightfully called you transexual avatarfags which is pretty pathetic that you have to do something like that

>>941490323
Hello!
I wouldn't mind if N mowed down a few (drone) children if it meant he could chauffeur me around. I think about him driving me around a lot... he's my little butler!
>>941490363
Hi!
>>941490417
Ciao!

talking about people that aren't me isn't making fun of me like if i talk shit about galileos dead uncle here im not making fun of jules im poking at someone who did nothing to me

>>941491204
>

>>941491060
What do you do at those parties?
I usually only ever drink my liquor neat.
Dull knives are more dangerous or something, so I sharpened it before I played with it.

>>941491206
Damn you reptile.

>>941491204
How are you today?

>>941491338
Mostly catch up with friends, play some party games, engage in deep/real talk when it's late and the mood is more intimate.
I do shots or mix drinks. I like doing a vodka and going.

>>941491015
bossunusoppu4u

>>941491338
>>941491506
You both take dick in your ass for pleasure that's fucking disgusting like you want another dude in your asshole and his cum in or on you

>>941491593
j._.j
>>941491204
ciao!!
>>941491206
cute

>>941491593
Long head.

whatever makes you feel better shane pedo roden
lol

>>941491663
e._.e

>>941491786
How am i a pedo? What kids have i hit on? I remember someone thought i was a kid and was hitting on me
pic related

which is actual pedophilia

>>941491338
So true!!!
>>941491506
Healthy, but I ate too much dessert, so now I'm not. Are you doing better?

>>941491366
they look warm
>>941491593
Ju
>>941491663
yes you are

oh well yall hung yourselves and shit lol
the only thing yall have gotten from me is animosity

>>941492063
I'm good. Watching spooky movies and relaxing right now while I work on game stuff.

>>941491506
Can't relate, I'm way too autistic for social gatherings like that.
I'd rather stay home to tinker and scheme.
Perhaps even plot.
>>941491556
Yoink.
Thanks citizen!
>>941491593
She wore her air force ones in Detroit...
>>941492063
So real!!
>>941492182
They most certainly are.

>>941491839
Earth chan with twin octopus ponytails? wow...
>>941492182
smooth

>>941492465
You're not autistic though you're a schizoid

>>941492182
nope
>>941492517
oh i thought it was just the first letter

>>941492503
Did you warp your sleep schedule again.

>>941492592
then it'd be J._.J and E._.E since they're important.

>>941492465
I'm a social butterfly but I do enjoy some quiet time every now and then.

>>941492651
they're drawings so they're not important

>>941492643
I havent done shit to my sleep.

>>941492673
You're just a homosexual and probably sucking a dick in an hour or so

>>941492651
Does she have cow tits too.
>>941492687
Really? I feel like you changed it again.

>>941492323
Oh, game stuff? Like what? I like games!

>>941492465
and I'm freezing over here
>>941492503
new?
>>941492517
baby smooth?
>>941492592
ok

>>941492808
Nope.
>>941492903
Very very old.

>>941492465
she wore a plane?
>>941492651
E._.E

>>941492677
you're extremely mentally ill
>>941492808
You mean udders? I'm not sure. Don't drink Lava anon.
>>941492903
more like gangster smooth. Your waifu has scales.
>>941492955
J._.J

>>941492861
I run a lot of tabletop games and I write my own content and use AI stuff to make the art for the games.

>>941492677
you're extremely mentally ill
>>941492808
You mean udders? I'm not sure. Don't drink Lava anon.
>>941492903
more like gangster smooth. Your waifu has scales.
>>941492955
J._.J

>>941492968
What mental illness do i suffer from? I have heard 1,000 and one different ones from you trannys

I can say you're mentally ill because you think you're in a relationship with a drawing

also not very nice to label earthlings mentally ill to degrade them earth-chan probably would not approve your negative behavior even to someone who treats others like shit

>>941493126
>Earth chan, but big fucking titties and instead of milk lava comes from them
Hot (literally).
>>941492936
So I guess youll go to sleep in a few hours?

>>941492968
btw is the "You are mentally ill" spammer

>>941493286
as a matter of fact now.

>>941493306
Good night.

>>941493176
didn't read.
>>941493286
ANON! How explicit!
>>941493306
sleep well Anony

>>941492968
nice
>>941493126
nice

>>941493418
Its gone now.

>>941493418
Oh but you should you claim to say you like :)
you don't though you hate me actually

Oh, this picture twists my heart~!
>>941493071
Whoa! That sounds like a lot of work and yet pretty cool!
What kind of stuff do you write? Do you have a favorite you'd be willing to share? I absolutely love exploring fictional universes and scenarios!
>>941493306
Good night!

>>941493468
you are nice
>>941493478
how kind
>>941493483
I read this one. I don't hate you. I'm just not letting you torture me. It's not mentally well to organize your entire day around hurting total strangers that have never done you wrong. Fuck off, or stop abusing me. I have all the willingness in the World to be on your side of history, but you're only draining me of energy and never treat me like a human being. Fuck you Mayfag. This will be my last reply to you today.
>>941493510
They look like a family on a vacation.

>>941493510
I run a lot of Dungeons and Dragons as well as a superhero based game called Mutants and Masterminds. Pretty fun stuff.

Need to edit this one but this was based on Castle Crashers where I got the idea for an insane blacksmith who captured a massive demonic toad and uses it's insides as both a forge and a place to store and sell his arms/armor.

>>941492936
old enough
>>941493126
if Earth had scales would you still love her?

>>941493645
I'd actually wish you'd stop talking to me forever

>>941493645
>that have never done you wrong
you did though you invaded my privacy

>I claim Suzuka
>The beautiful assassin
>Underneath the moon

>>941493645
Youll have to post her legs as a tradeoff though.
>Fuck you Mayfag
LMFAO I loved that.
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA4TF0duesY&list=LL&index=39

>>941494090
Why are you stroking your dick over our conversation? That's kinda sad circlejerk behavior

How is everyone tonight?
I've been taking new and better screencaps of Suzuka lately, such as picrel, so I am very happy.

>>941493844
Earth has some scales, and I love them as much as her pretty face. If Earth was a cute or ugly snake girl, I would love her as well. I think it would be easier to hug and spoil her, even.
>>941494090
You write this as if it was somehow in my right to put Earth chan's body parts on the table as if they were poker chips (ignoring that poker chips are technically parts of Earth's body).
>I made it because it's fucking awesome!
I love this, thanks.
>RICKter
damn gsl

>>941493645
They're all dressed way too elegantly! It's so inspiring and enviable at the same time! I want to explore such a beautiful place in such beautiful clothes with such a beautiful boy (... and such beautiful friends!).
And while we're on the subject, I'd absolutely adore to share a scarf with N, too! Especially with this weather we're having.
>>941493768
I've always thought D&D is cool, but I'm terrified of the amount of social effort required. I crave the certainty of CPUs.
That design and idea is crazy cool! Castle Crashers is such a throwback, and a really out of left field place to get such an inspiration!
>>941493988
Hello!
I admire how elegant Suzuka always is!

>>941494392
Pretty great. Chilling after a lot of fun social interacting this month.

>>941494505
I've been playing since I was young but I mostly DM. And thanks, I wanted him to look off putting so I had the idea of a cagemask.
I just happened to have a youtube video on that was a playthrough of it. I get my ideas from everywhere lol

>>941494407
"This dude" face.
What would be Earths legs, there is not up or down in space
I also have this, but its more game specific. I dont like watching it too often because every time I do I have trouble breathing for the next 3 minutes because of chronic laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZqSlrCVcE
How is it pronounced then.

>>941494505
She is very elegant indeed; one of the things that makes her so beautiful.
Having a good evening?

>>941494607
Hello Vivian claimer. Time to rest & recharge?

Avatar thread

>>941494852
*Waifu thread

>>941494761
Exactly. I went to a lot of halloween parties this month and hosted my own so I'm just doing some alone time for a bit.

Good night beautiful World. Ciao bella.
>>941494392
pretty. I'm not Everybody, but I feel nice. It's 4 AM though, I want to sleep.
>>941494505
:) warming up with him at home or in public. Hot food in the snow.
>>941494759
Good question, hm... I haven't thought about it much. Maybe there's nothing global-scale that represents some form of legs. I'm fine with Earth's many small legs, they're also cute.
I know that video. It's been a while since I saw it.

>>941494888
doesn't look like one

>>941494407
are the mountains like her scales?

>>941494985
Nice samefag bro.
>>941494974
Good night.

>>941494607
DMing is even more terrifying! What if you make a mistake?! I guess you're pretty good at it now, but...
That's nuts, but I get it. I sometimes get inspired by the most random things, too.
>>941494761
Evening? Oh, man, it's already night. I've been sleeping awful lately; I should really hit the hay soon.
How about yourself?
>>941494888
Oh, nice numbers!
>>941494974
Yeah, yeah!! Hot coffee from a thermos. He gets a little hot oil as a treat.
>It's 4 AM though
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Good night~!

>>941494889
You must enjoy Halloween quite a lot. Do you pass out candy on the actual day?
Halloween season would probably be a magical time for you to spend with your waifu.

>>941494974
Good night Earth claimer. Sleep well.

>>941495050
Hello.

Neru time! How's everyone doing tonight?

>>941495163
>waifu
>is male

>>941495106
It's not scary at all once you do it a few times. You basically just write neat encounters and stories that the players get to interact with and experience with their characters. And if a mistake is made it's no big deal.
That's why I was talking about needing a notepad everywhere yesterday lol
I have to write stuff down immediately.

>>941495163
I adore Halloween but sadly trick or treating has died down a lot since I was younger. These days it's mostly kids trunk or treating and the like.
And Vivian is for sure a great fit for the spooky season.

>>941495106
You're right; I didn't realize how late it is, even here.
Mine is going very well. All of my work for the day is done and I'm enjoying some time to show everyone my beautiful waifu.
No pizza tonight.

>>941495276
Did you post another character before Neru?

>>941495349
not your business

>>941495349
Perhaps a long long time ago. But recently, nope

>>941495163
hello space samurai

>>941495417
So youre an oldfag?
What made you pick her?

>>941495456
why is it important to you?

>>941495435
>space prostitute
ftfy

>>941495456
I might not be old, but I choose Neru because she's a small, angry, tough, kind, and cute tomboy maid with fangs and a good heart

>>941495838
You speak as if you were not sure.
Why is she a maid when shes built to be a battle soldier?

So any guesses on who's the schizo interrogating someone not bothering anyone

>>941495987
Well, every student in Blue Archive is basically built for battle. Neru just happens to be president of the Maid Club which is a front for Cleaning & Clearing which is a group of elite secret agents that take on commissions at Millenium Science School or at the behest of Schale's Sensei

>>941496299
What is BA plot about anyways? Whenever I hear of people talking about it always say that is a "piece it yourself" thing like Dark Souls.