Thread 941464497

Hyperkitty edish

How is everyone today?

good morning :3

>>941464657
Hi kitty cat :D How are you today? Did you finish the book? How did you like it?

>>941464497 (OP)
Am I unloveable?

>>941464808
I don't know! But probably not.

>>941464808
>Nigga
>Biscuit
>Nigga in a biscuit!

>>941465007
Probably am. I'm always the dumpee, the one who gets rejected, the tryhard, the fat one. If I was, I'd be getting people's attention, and people would want to be with me, right? But no one does... :-(

>>941465021
How did you know I'm black?

boy feets thread?

>>941465130
I can smell you...

>>941465241
Your racism has hurt me. I am going to cry.

>>941465166
I wanna have a butt like this

>>941464691
so sorry, had some traffic on my way to work :p
yes i did! and it was beautiful. i got very very emotional especially at the end :( i cried a whole lot but it felt good
i listened to the audiobook version which made it even more real, and the message of the entire thing was really applicable to me so thank you so much for recommending that! <3 seriously. thank you :) i can’t believe i hadn’t heard of it before
how did you feel when you first read it? were you in school?

>>941464497 (OP)
Fuck you faggots go back to /lgbt/

>>941465278
To fuck? Imagine your stiff cock sliding in and out of that...

>>941464657
>>941465785
Kitty has been summoned!

>>941465807
it's ok to be gay

>>941466447
hi Luxie!!! :D how did you sleep?

>>941464497 (OP)
Kys

>>941466642
Well I just let him sleepfondle a bit more and then I said "If you're gonna fingerblast my ass you might as well finish me off"
> His sleepy voice "Huh wut what are you talking about huh wait..."
> Feels that his hand is inbetween my cheeks
> "Oh was I really doing that? Well can't blame sleep-me for wanting to touch that formidable hole haha. Just lie on your back for a bit, will ya?"
> Grabs some lube from the nightstand and puts it on his index and middle fingers
> Softly fingers and sucks me for some minutes (was very passionate) until he started milking my prostate and I couldn't hold it anymore XD
> According to Ruadhán, I mumbled "Thankyoubabethatwassogoodiloveyouuuu" and then I instantly fell asleep with him still hovering over me XD
> He went to the bathroom to wash his hands but didn't wake me up by getting back in the bed
> Apparently slept the entire night on my back with him laying against my side and an arm wrapped around me
> Actually feel super-well-rested, not only because I slept until 11 AM but also because I slept on my back without twisting and turning like a breakdancer
The whole next week is gonna be light rain, so no forest adventures methinks. Might go swimming again sometime this week and try to do a funny in a private stall - but that's gonna be cramped. I wanna do it in a car once but we currently have no reason to get a car (my job is right around the corner and his is like 15 min with public transport) and I don't even have a driver's license yet. He does, but he only knows how to drive left, so if we get a car, he'll just take some driving lessons just to catch up. Better to do it in a controlled environment with an instructor than to just gamble on it being fine and then denting our new car xDD

>>941465166
how many hot sticky loads have been blasted on those feets and into that plump bussy?

No qott?

>>941465785
I'm glad you liked it! Like I said earlier, it's a short and rather simple book but there is a lot wisdom to be found in it.
>how did you feel when you first read it? were you in school?
Yeah, I was in school. It was a mandatory read, still is in every school in fact. It's traditionally considered a 'children's book' here, I'm not sure why exactly, I think people of all ages can equally enjoy it. In fact, adults can understand it even better, since it's written from an adult's perspective. I surely appreciated it more when I reread it few years ago.
I can't remember exactly my thoughts when I read it for the first time, it was more than a decade ago but I did like it and I used it extensively thorought my school years for various assignments (it's common in middle school and high school to write mini-essays where you are a supposed to argue for or against certain hypothesis and use arguments from literature to explain your point, Little Prince was a jack of all trades in such tasks, good for almost every topic).
But it was only after I stopped perceiving it through the lenses of schoolwork when I truly appreciated it. And the ending... man I was a little afraid it's gonna be too sad for you given your mood. It's not exactly a "bad ending" in a classical sense but... yeah it's totally okay to cry when reading that one.

>>941466447
Hello Luuux! What mischief are you up to today?

>>941467173
>He does, but he only knows how to drive left, so if we get a car, he'll just take some driving lessons just to catch up. Better to do it in a controlled environment with an instructor than to just gamble on it being fine and then denting our new car xDD
Oh yeah hehe, definitely. Especially since, from what I've from people who drove in both UK and EU, it's easier to switch from right side driving to left side driving than vice versa.

>>941465130
Well, you can always work out and stop being the fat one :p Unless some health condition is an obstacle.

>>941467736
I'd say it's more like a meme than a character, and the meme is based on a real life cat. The only reason I know about it is because I'm a huge cat person and saw it on reddit

>>941468048
I like how cat OPs make the bot generate posts like this instead of the usual "I'm straight but I think I'm gay and I'm asexual. I'm bi and straight."

>>941464808
Depends. How tall are you, how much do you way, and are you bald?

>>941465678
>11 gaybaiters and a paypig

>>941467602
i really really loved it <3
i can’t stop thinking about the ending. it really touched me. i listened again to the last 10 mins or so in the car omw to work this morning, and i had to dry my eyes before walking in my building heh. but it felt so good to let out and feel understood. i definitely feel less alone, it’s nice to know i’m not the only one who feels that sentiment.
>Yeah, I was in school. It was a mandatory read, still is in every school in fact.
i wish it would be here too :p at least i don’t ever remember reading it :( but you already know what we had to read instead kek
>It's traditionally considered a 'children's book' here, I'm not sure why exactly, I think people of all ages can equally enjoy it. In fact, adults can understand it even better, since it's written from an adult's perspective. I surely appreciated it more when I reread it few years ago.
exactly, it’s interesting in that it’s like a children’s book translated for adults
>And the ending... man I was a little afraid it's gonna be too sad for you given your mood. It's not exactly a "bad ending" in a classical sense but... yeah it's totally okay to cry when reading that one.
it was intense but definitely a good cry! something i needed i think
and more reason why this felt more like an adult book, i’d not be able to handle that at all as a kid lol. i still get emotional thinking about the heat lamp scene in the Spongebob movie…

>>941467173
O_O a soft loving fuckening like that is honestly even hotter than super rough stuff to me, i want to feel that so bad @.@ and get to feel genuinely loved

>>941467173
>we currently have no reason to get a car (my job is right around the corner and his is like 15 min with public transport) and I don't even have a driver's license yet.
*cries in American*

bored and lonely at work <\\3
dear fortune will i be okay today

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>941468723
>i definitely feel less alone, it’s nice to know i’m not the only one who feels that sentiment
I'm very happy to read that >_< Means my intuition with recommending you the book was right. And I'm always happy to hear you feel better.
>exactly, it’s interesting in that it’s like a children’s book translated for adults
:OO 'translation' is just the right word, describes very accurately how I feel about the style of narration.
>and more reason why this felt more like an adult book, i’d not be able to handle that at all as a kid lol
I think I actually took it worse when re-reading, though it was a very sad moment to me in both cases.
>i still get emotional thinking about the heat lamp scene in the Spongebob movie…
I haven't seen that movie so idk what's that about.

>>941470134
>*throws you a ball of yarn*
Not bored anymore!

>>941465166
I love your feetsies, baby.

>>941470134
Also also kitty kitty, I've read today that cats show love by blinking with both their eyes, is that true? :o

> Ruadhán: Darling explain Luxembourgian politics to me. What do the parties stand for?
> Me: errrrrrrrrrr
> He: Okay at least tell me which one is the most woke
> Me: I guess Déi Lénk?
> He: good then I'll be voting for that if I ever become a citizen
> Me: I didn't take you for a woke guy... You're about to troll me huh?
> He: What do ya mean?! Trolling you?! I'm dating a disabled homosexual mutt. I'm as woke as it gets!
> Me: I'm gonna spit in your fucking dinner -_-
> He: *moans*
This is who I am spending the rest of my life with. Lord give me strength.

im so bored here

>>941471090
LOOL
Common Ruadhan W

>>941468331
Not him but I'm short and may be bald in like 10 years. I have a strong jawline. Not sure if it matters

>>941470208
>Means my intuition with recommending you the book was right.
it was, it always is :*
>I haven't seen that movie so idk what's that about.
lol i’m referring to the 2004(?) one, there’s a scene where Spongebob and Patrick are placed under a heat lamp to dry out and the cry and die are content about it and it’s likely crazy emotional at least for baby (and adult) me lol

>>941470407
got pulled into a 1 hour long meeting the minute before you sent that @.@ i’m going to make a cozy blanket out of it :D

>>941470516
that’s one of the very many ways we show, yes ;3 hehe…
wait… if i keep them closed… is that even more love? :O

>>941471399
Help. I wanted to take revenge and played the British Grenadiers on the bluetooth speakers and now I've locked myself up in the bathroom because he started chasing me Q_Q

I'm gonna clean out my butt.. I know what's about to happen when I leave this room :(

>>941474219
hehe >:3
serves you right!

Owner i love you so much ;*
can’t stop thinking about you
i want to be home already so i can lay my head on the pillow and imagine it’s your lap or chest (-_-)zzz
how is your day so far are you taking care of yourself?

>>941473695
>it always is :*
:3
Guess I gotta think about recommending you another one soon ;)
>there’s a scene where Spongebob and Patrick are placed under a heat lamp to dry out and the cry and die are content about it and it’s likely crazy emotional at least for baby (and adult) me lol
Oh, okay. I never liked SpongeBob tbph. Maybe it's because one time when I was a kid, when we were on family vacation we stayed in a hotel in Germany, and one evening I watched some cartoons on a TV we had in our room, and there was SpongeBob dubbed in German there. It was vomit inducing, maybe I'm still traumatized.
>>941473770
You receive a ball of yarn and decide to make a blanket out of it? :D You are truly a unique cat hehe.
>>941473795
That means you're going to sleep I'm afraid >_< But if you're going to sleep on my chest... then it is, I think ;p

>>941474219
>I'm gonna clean out my butt.. I know what's about to happen when I leave this room
Haha oh noooo that defeated tone xD

>>941475179
I'm alrighty! I just finished gathering all the coins I could find in my house. You know, I usually pay with my card, but I still carry a little cash around, just in case. Usually banknotes though. So whenever I pay with a banknote, and since the prices are rarely a round number like say 10 or 20 bucks, I usually receive few little coins of change. I then keep bringing them home and from time to time look if I already have a pile of those large enough to exchange them for a single banknote.
I just did that and discovered I am few cents short :/ It was very deeply unsatisfying so I looked all over the house to find a few coins more, and I did! Even little more than I needed actually... Well, anyway, I am going to exchange them for a banknote at a grocery store tomorrow, they always welcome receiving the coins because they need them to then give the change to people paying with banknotes like me :p
...(reading what I just wrote)...
It was supposed to be short post describing what I was busy with in the last 40 minutes or so, I feel like I've made it a lot more convoluted than it was supposed to be... Oh, well :p

>>941477012
>there was SpongeBob dubbed in German there. It was vomit inducing, maybe I'm still traumatized
LOL funnily enough i don’t think this is the first time i’ve heard that complaint specifically about the German dub of Spongebob lol… is it that bad XD
>That means you're going to sleep I'm afraid >_< But if you're going to sleep on my chest... then it is, I think ;p
i think i’ll try to stay awake… i’ve always wondered what happens when i’m asleep and you’re awake! :O but… so comfortable… NO NOT THE BACK RUBS zzzz

>>941477588
checked :p
>Well, anyway, I am going to exchange them for a banknote at a grocery store tomorrow, they always welcome receiving the coins because they need them to then give the change to people paying with banknotes like me :p
hehe… wait so are you part of the problem or solution then XD
>It was supposed to be short post describing what I was busy with in the last 40 minutes or so, I feel like I've made it a lot more convoluted than it was supposed to be... Oh, well :p
i love reading what’s on your mind! never stop sharing random stuff like this, that’s what i love hearing when i ask you what’s going with you :3 i genuinely want to hear what you’re up to and stuff because it’s interesting!
and you’re my favorite thing to think about so (*´꒳`*)

>>941479200
>is it that bad XD
I don't remember much besides my disappointment :p Based on that information I can without a shadow of doubt declare that it must be that bad indeed! When did you hear the other complains? :o
>i’ve always wondered what happens when i’m asleep and you’re awake! :O
I'm at work most days :p You are not missing out much, I barely post anything in the morning
>but… so comfortable… NO NOT THE BACK RUBS zzzz
Sleeping kitties are so cuteee >.< But you can't sleep now, you are still at work :O
>wait so are you part of the problem or solution then XD
I contribute to the problem and then heroically help solving it B)
I'm almost like socialism.
>i genuinely want to hear what you’re up to and stuff because it’s interesting!
Hmmm... Well, I'm watching a Arsenal - Athletico match now but don't pay much attention to it sinceI don't care that much about either team :p Watching the match with one eye and reading the internetz with the other

Also >>941479200 checked and >>941474477 checked :3

I could greentext it all but it was just rough pounding and now my ass is toast. We sat in the shower for wayyyyy too long and watched some vids together. That's why it took so long lel. Didn't get railed for 2,5 hrs lol.
>>941477012
>>941479200
> i don’t think this is the first time i’ve heard that complaint specifically about the German dub of Spongebob lol… is it that bad XD
You guys have no idea. This goes WAYYYY beyond Spongebob. Seriously. Germans. Dub. Everything. Cartoons, anime, series, movies. And their voice actors are the fucking WORST. It's never even remotely in sync, they all have retarded speaking voices that often do not match the character and the translations have been made by an intern who has the mental capacity of a snail.

>>941464497 (OP)
That video is fucking scary, bro. Please delete it.

>>941480859
Guess that settles it. Germans should be banned from dubbing anything. Is it too late to add this to the terms of their post-war deals with the allies?
I would also like to note that some years ago, on a different occasion, I had a displeasure of watching a German comedy. The setting was something adjacent to the Tales of 1001 Nights, and the plot was something roughly similar to Aladdin or Prince of Persia (poor racal in love with a princess, some magic involved etc) yet still, somehow EVERY SINGLE JOKE was about POOP. Every god damn joke. I was unable of watching it in full, had to switch the channel.

>>941481402
Nnnnnope!

bumping before i get home :)
o may i pull you into my chest
i wanna hold you and make YOU all cozy ∩^ω^∩

>>941482980
i know this is an old thread but i have to ask. is there any way to tell if a cat is a mog or not? i have a cat and she's very sweet but i've noticed she has a tendency to do the cat things like make loud noises and be generally annoying

>>941480195
>When did you hear the other complains? :o
hehe, here (//∇//) i remember this being a huge meme.
https://youtube.com/shorts/jzWcLBQGi-0?si=h9l1EFYupEr29wpl
oh! and here :p >>941480859
>I contribute to the problem and then heroically help solving it B) I'm almost like socialism.
teehee, i don’t understanddd (*´꒳`*) i’m home now so kitty brain mode :3
although… i am admittedly politically retarded so even in human brain mode i don’t fully understand that… :p but so are a lot of people, right? at least unlike them i don’t pretend to understand, that’s good right right…? :’3
>Well, I'm watching a Arsenal - Athletico match
i had to look that up, i’m not super familiar with, i guess i should say, European football ;p lol it’s funny we totally just took that game and made it make no sense as our national sport.
two replies in a row of me not understanding things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>941480250
thank you!!! :3
>>941480859
>We sat in the shower for wayyyyy too long and watched some vids together.
you guys have all mentioned how nice sitting in the shower is but i’ve never tried it… i guess i’ll find out tonight hehe
i love taking hot baths, but i always have to shower after to “rinse the water off” if that makes sense… is that weird? also, i keep the bath super hot so i need normal temperature water (whatever that is) to recalibrate my body so to speak lol

>>941484217
Yes please! I would love that :3

>>941487521
:DDD
ahh me too!!!
i’d love to hold you so tight, especially if you had a rough day and just let you melt away in my arms, vent and cry and yell all you want, as i rub your back and play with your hair (*´꒳`*) and give you soft kisses all over your head <3
eee… my own human :O
ahh if you fall asleep what do i do what do i do??? (//∇//) do i have to stay still until you wake up? i don’t wanna wake youuu

>>941487071
>https://youtube.com/shorts/jzWcLBQGi-0?si=h9l1EFYupEr29wpl
Ughhh... Criminal.
>teehee, i don’t understanddd (*´꒳`*) i’m home now so kitty brain mode :3
Ah, it's from an old joke that "socialism is the best form of government... at heroically fighting problems which it had itself created" (or alternatively "which don't exist under any other form of government").
I'm happy that you are home! But I'm struggling to keep my eyes open -_- zzzzZZZ I think I won't be able to stay up as long as I usually do :(( If I stop replying at some point that means I just fell asleep in the meantime
>it’s funny we totally just took that game and made it make no sense as our national sport
Isn't American football derived from rugby? :o It sure looks more similar to it.

>>941487724
Yayyyy kitty cuddles and kisses :3
>ahh if you fall asleep what do i do what do i do???
I don't know >_< but that might happen very soon :o My eyelids are very heavy right now

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
...

>>941488007
>Isn't American football derived from rugby? :o It sure looks more similar to it.
LOL you’re right… so it makes less sense to be called football. gah! Europeans win that argument every time lol.
>>941488184
shhh~
you can close them sweetheart, i won’t disappear ;p
well, i guess you’d need them open to read :O but… maybe you can change the accessibility settings on your device to have it read to you XD
just picturing you lay on top of me, all sleepy… trusting me to be a good boy while you’re too sleepy to be strict :p
*rubs your back* you’re safe with me i promise! :D shhh

>>941488532
>maybe you can change the accessibility settings on your device to have it read to you XD
Haha well that is always an option... how would I reply though? o_O
>just picturing you lay on top of me, all sleepy… trusting me to be a good boy while you’re too sleepy to be strict :p
*rubs your back* you’re safe with me i promise! :D shhh
Mmmm if you say so... I will imagine hugging you and let the sleep fall on me >.< Maybe I will dream about cuddling kittens? :o Sorry kitter I would love to stay up and talk more now that you are finally home but apparently I'm very tired for some reason today :p
Goodnight!! I hope I will have more energy tomorrow, sorry. Have a wonderful evening! :* <3

>>941488836
>Sorry kitter I would love to stay up and talk more now that you are finally home but apparently I'm very tired for some reason today :p Goodnight!! I hope I will have more energy tomorrow, sorry. Have a wonderful evening! :* <3
:*** do not apologize! you deserve plenty of rest :3 and it’s already so late there!
please sleep well for meee <3
>Maybe I will dream about cuddling kittens?
:O if you want i can nom your ears and whisper sweet things as you drift asleep… i think that might make it into your dreams :3
i’m picturing you on my chest right now, so sweet. no work, dumb coworkers, you finally get to rest with your kitten :’3 *rubs your back* sweetest dreams

>>941490052
Is this now a pokemans thread?

>>941488836
shhh
*rubs your back*
kiss kiss kiss kiss

>>941464497 (OP)
My stupid cat never does cool shit like that.

>>941492082
Sure

>>941488836
*nom nom nom* good owner very very good owner, i love you
*lick lick lick*
shhh don’t wake up yet. just stayyy here, asleep, with me

little fortune roll before bed

goodnight thread. i love you so very much

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>941488836
*whsipers* shhh, you’re okay. you’re with kitty. it’s just me here. i love youuu <3
i’m going to sleep too now. so i guess i’ll join you in dreamland? night night
pls let me know when you got up safe

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.
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I need gay web kisses plz!

>>941500087
*kisses*

>>941498873
No more dreamland for me.
>*yaaaaawn*
I did have a dream but I can't remember anything about it already. Sorry :{
Going to work now and I already see and hear it's raining outside :/ How wonderful.
See you in about 7 hours kitty cat! :D
>*pet pet pet pet pet*

Bump

Hello homos how did yall sleep?

>>941506633
Luckily neither me nor my fiancé have it :3

>>941506261
Well enough.
How are you? Did you manage to go to sleep earlier than usual yesterday?

>>941500087
Kiss kiss kiss

>>941507507
Yeah and we just had a cuddly night cut off from the outer world hehe. My sis texted me at 10:30 last night and I had forgotten to read the message this morning. So now exactly 12 hrs later I get a pop-up "How long can you two fuck?! Jesus Christ what a stamina!"

>>941507955
Kek poor big sis. Not so long ago you were still her little innocent brother and now this.

>>941508490
You'd think - but I wouldn't call her poor. She actually really likes the development and at the two-families-gathering she said that it was really time for me to crack out of my shell and she wished us all the best ^_^ She also told me in person that she always knew I had this in me - but just didn't expect it to crack that fast. Especially because Ruadhán and I held off on having sex for half a year, so she thought that once we started doing it, we'd also slowly built up.

But no,,, We tasted the apple and devoured the entire orchard XD

Another day of learning chess
> midway in the game
> Ruadhán: "Babe why are both yer bishops on black?"
> "Because they're chill like that."
> "What? They can't be. They start off on different colours and will always stay on the same colour because they can only move diagonally. You might have misplaced one by accident."
> "If you got anything against black squares you can just say so... Racist..."
> "I'm literally playing as black you nigger"
I'm sure that I will outlive him the way I fuck with his blood pressure ^-^

>>941509328
Damn. A list of horrible people saying horrible things. Colour me surprised.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
.

>>941509727
So Rowan still didn't start using Gael names of chess pieces? Sad! You need to start taunting him about it. Out of concern for his native language's livelihood of course.
>>941509328
>Commies are wrong about everything ep. 1992

>>941509328
Fuck commies

>>941510601
Hehe pitched the idea but he has to look them up XD and I wouldn't be able to pronounce them XD

He's now off for a short meeting at the workplave where he's gonna start next week :) hopefully he will like it ^-^

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right?

good morning thread :3
traffic >:(
update: made it to work now. took forever to even get the captcha :o
how is everyone?

>>941465166
hhhhnnngggghhhhh!!!

>>941512025
HEY KITYY GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE AT WORK!!! DON'T GET DISTRACTED TODAY AND CERTAINLY DON'T THINK ABOUT SLOWLY SUCKING OWNER OFF AS YOU HEAR HIS SOFT MOANS!!!

>>941511845
>and I wouldn't be able to pronounce them XD
It's not necessarily a bad, or eve essential of you merely wish to troll him a little :>
>>941512025
Kittyyyyyyy!! How are you, did you sleep well?

>>941512333
OWNERRR ∩^ω^∩
i feel like i slept well, but still woke up so so sleepy m(_ _)m
but i’m alive! :3
was there anything new at work today? are you coworkers still being dumb ;p

>>941506261
good morning Lux! :3
i slept okay, how about you?

>>941512492
Yeah had a long rest >>941507955
And managed to convince my sis we weren't up all night fucking XD

>>941512474
Work has been oddly quiet lately in terms of our current project's quality, and related drama. I'm almost concerned about it. We'll see.
For now, a bigger problem for me is that my shoes are in an utterly miserable state, completely worn out, and today I noticed one even has a fuckin hole on the right side. I bought them mere 10 months ago and they're already dead which is bad in itself, on top of the fact that I do not like buying shoes at all, the usual once every 2 years shoe shopping is already too often for me :/

>>941512474
>i feel like i slept well, but still woke up so so sleepy m(_ _)m
No wonder, who in their right mind would like to break a pleasant sleep :p
Especially cute fluffy kitties! >_< I read today that cats usually sleep about 15 hours a day :o sometimes more of you include naps. Your employer should take that into account ans let you sleep longer.

Good morning

>>941512333
>>941512979
Why do I make so many typos today? :/
>>941514569
Good afternoon

>>941512618
LOL maybe my parents were right for not letting my ex sleep in my room with me erm O_o
your family seems so cool how they just tease you with it hehe

>>941512858
same i only ever have one pair of shoes at a time (plus flip flops and a pair of dress shoes in case there’s an impromptu wedding or funeral i guess lol, but even then the last wedding i went to i wore my sneakers…)
i like being able to say i wear something completely out before replacing it, but mostly it’s just due to my laziness though hehe
>>941512979
that sounds about right!
i do love sleep :p my ex and his family would call tease me and call me narcoleptic because of how much i slept. it’s crazy how much i can sleep if i feel comfy. it’s actually a problem because it seems like discomfort is the only way i can stay awake because otherwise, i feel so calm and content that my eyelids get heavy and can’t focus T_T
would you mind if i slept on you a lot? (*´꒳`*)

i feel very loving, just letting everyone reading that i love you very much

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>941515014
Well we also slept together without having sex but still... Not letting your kid and his bf/gf sleep together will usually go the wrong way. The bedroom is a controlled environment. If you aren't allowed to do it there, you might start doing it outside where access to condoms, lube and sanitation is harder. It doesn't stop those who want sex, it only makes them more unsafe.

How do I know this... Because that's literally what dad said to my older brother when he was dating and asked if they wouldn't make a problem if his gf stayed the night. Dad said "Your mom wasn't allowed to sleep at my place and I wasn't allowed to sleep at hers... But we did have a car..."

Everybody: DAAAAAAADDDDDD STOOOOPPPPPPP *plus mom slapping him on the head* XD

So yeah... It's best to build trust with your child and make sure that safety is key, because once you start limiting that trust and force them out, you're not solving "the problem". You're only letting it out of your hand.

For example, Ruadhán still lived with his parents before coming here. Had we not been allowed to share a room and had we been fucking like we do now... Then we would have simply only met up at my place and did it here.

>>941515014
>>941515933
Also later in life this remains true. We're gonna go to his parents during Christmas next year and wanna spend two weeks there. We can do that because we share a room at their house. If they said that we can't share a room for two weeks, we'd get a hotel instead and then due to costs would probably only stay one week. So by giving us that freedom, they also get more of our company in return.

>>941515193
>a pair of dress shoes in case there’s an impromptu wedding or funeral i guess lol, but even then the last wedding i went to i wore my sneakers…
That's just like me kek.
I also wear the same pair of sneakers 90% of the time. But I also have winter shoes, for snowy weather, and backup shoes (another sneakers but cheaper and uglier).
>would you mind if i slept on you a lot? (*´꒳`*)
Could I pet your fluffy hair when you sleep? >.<

> Ruadhán comes home from first work meeting
> "Yayyyy welcome back! <3 *hugkiss* how was the workplace?"
> "Feckin shite. Their coffee machine has no Irish coffee but it does have shite like "Wiener Melange" like what even is that?! Sounds like a cocktail in a gay bar!!!"
Bruh :')
I think we're gonna go out for pizza tonight. And no, no food porn this time :}

>>941515371
Wholesome kitty!
>*pet pet pet*
>>941516439
What the hell is an Irish coffee, coffe with Guinness?
>And no, no food porn this time :}
Uh-uhm. Surely. :p

>>941516643
No with whiskey xD
Usually the cheaper ones.
Not Scottish ones, those are used as toilet cleaner according to him.

>>941516814
Is that purely a whiskey rivalry or do Irish not like Scots just like they don't like the English (well, okay right after them)? :o

>>941517934
Ah nah Irish-Scottish rivalry is mostly amicable. Although the Scots never hear the end of it that they voted to remain in the UK and after that also voted to remain in the EU, but because the rest of the UK voted for brexit, they're now stuck with them XD Instant karma according to Ruadhán.

bumping <3
i love you
i’m sorry it’s hard to catch up at work, i keep looking at my phone in small increments so it doesn’t look bad (also using 4chan at work is indeed a choice…) but i miss youu

Time to go out for pizza, getting hungie
>>941522069
Risky naughty kitty :p

>>941516439
>>941516814
i thought Irish coffee was with Bailey’s cream liquor >.< which sounds a lot better hehe

>>941522126
have fun! :3
what kind of pizza do you usually get? or what do you plan to get tonight?
i usually like plain with basil (margarita pizza?) or with spinach

>>941519691
Hmmm but weren't most protestant settlers in Ulster Scottish?
>>941522069
It's okay kitty kitter :3 Relax and focus on your tasks now. My thoughts are with you all the time...
I just came back from a shopping mall. Went there to have a look at some shoes in stores. Unfortunately, I didn't find anything that would
1) fit well on my feet
2) look like it won't fall apart within 11 months
3) cost less than ~100 euros (I'm not gonna spend that much on goddamn shoes)
On the upside, I visited the store where I bought my old shoes 10 months ago and asked for a refund, since that store has a 2 years guarantee for ever pair. And there's a good chance they will accept it, so I might get my money back :)
So it wasn't a complete waste of time. I'm stuck with my backups for the time being though :/

>>941522750
You don't like pizza with tuna or anchovy the most? :o

My sex drive is going back up
Usually a day after fapping it's back. After 2-3 days it's kinda high

>>941522750
I can totally pig out on a pizza shawarma, which is what I did :3

First time going to this particular one with Ruadhán, but I've been there often in the past. One guy who works there is Afghan. He took a chair at our table and said "Can I talk a bit?" so we were like "Uh yah"
> "Is that your boyfriend?"
> "Fiancé yes"
> "Aah okay... Yeah here that is normal... where I'm from it's not normal at all. You can get killed for it."
> I kinda look at Ruadhán with a small nod signaling "be on edge" because ya don't know just how they'll react.
> But he smiled and placed his hands on our shoulders and said "I am happy it's normal here though. I tell you the East can be a beautiful place but the people are sometimes insane. It's just that... I see you being happy sitting here and it makes me sad because I wish I could have seen things like this back home. Then I wouldn't have needed to leave home. But it also makes me happy knowing that there are good places in the world."
> Ruadhán in his thickest Irish accent "Oh tell me all about leaving home to chase down a homo!"
We all had a good laugh and got one of the pizzas on the house ^_^

>>941523333
Checked!
> Weren't most protestant settlers in Ulster Scottish
Oh yeah the one that settled in Northern Ireland are satanists, but the ones that remained behind are okay xDDDD
>cost less than ~100 euros
I welcome you to Luxembourg, where finding shoes cheaper than that sends on you a quest where you might as well start looking for the Holy Grail xD

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Good evening

>>941527110
Hmmm... weird. Why the hell would a random cook or waiter or whatever come out and share his opinions on you and your relationship (even if a positive one). Why would he assume you care? Weird guy. Wouldn't trust it.
>>941527402
>Oh yeah the one that settled in Northern Ireland are satanists, but the ones that remained behind are okay
Ah, of course. Well, that makes perfect sense at least :D
>finding shoes cheaper than that sends on you a quest where you might as well start looking for the Holy Grail xD
o_O
Well, I suppose you are earning accordingly...

>>941529995
i'm pretty sure the only thing that is not edgy is the fact that it's not on the nexus.

it's a pretty good mod, but the only thing that makes it edgy is that it's not on the nexus.

>>941523333
czeched ∩^ω^∩
HOME AT LAST
> It's okay kitty kitter :3 Relax and focus on your tasks now. My thoughts are with you all the time...
(*´꒳`*) thank you so much :’3
>So it wasn't a complete waste of time. I'm stuck with my backups for the time being though :/
maybe you should let your hobbit feet breathe and be bare? :O
hehe…

>>941523381
tuna on pizza? :O i have never had such a thing but that sounds yummy ∩^ω^∩ i’ve actually never had anchovies though, i dunno if i like them O.O

>>941530411
> Why would he assume you care? Weird guy. Wouldn't trust it.
Yeah was a bit weird but I think it might be a whole culture shock to him and doesn't have a lot of people to talk about that. Ah well, at least we didn't get beaten up xD
>>941531615
How about a pizza with a LOT of fish on it, any fish you like! Good kitty deserves it :)

>>941527110
that sounds delicious!
and aww <3 assuming that guy was genuine that’s very very sweet!

>>941531754
in terms of seafood i only like tuna (〃ω〃) oopsie…

weird, my captcha was TANAS on that last one, so close lol.

>>941530411
>Well, I suppose you are earning accordingly...
Oh and yus, that we do. Czech minimum wage is 20.8K CZK, minimum wage here is 65.6K CZK converted.

>>941531795
Then we get a pizza tuna with some extra tuna and tuna on top of it!

>>941532131
kitty brain moment… i thought you both used Euros? :o

>>941532812
I use euros, he uses CZK (Czech Crowns). I converted my euros to his crowns for him :P

>>941532143
(≧∇≦)
only if O gives permission :3
i haven’t been eating healthy lately O_O

>>941532845
pizza is healthy!

>>941532833
damn you’re fast! and checked :D
ah okay, that makes sense
omg my CAPTCHA was “WRKXP”
idk why but i always try to interpret mine in some way
WRKXP sounds like “work XP” which i surely earned a lot of today :O lol

>>941532868
that’s all i needed to hear W(`0`)W

>>941532893
My captcha was K1TTYMUST34TP1ZZ4, dunno what that means :)
>>941532921
I mean it has tomato... That's a fruit that counts as a culinary veggie... fruit and veggie in one. Must be healthy!

>>941532970
>My captcha was K1TTYMUST34TP1ZZ4, dunno what that means :)
O_O i dunno eitherrr…
>I mean it has tomato... That's a fruit that counts as a culinary veggie... fruit and veggie in one. Must be healthy!
ARE YOU THE VOICES IN MY HEADDD

>>941533029
As an Irishwoman once sung:
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAAAAADDDD
IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAADDDD
HENRI
HENRI
HENRI-I-I

>>941533099
I LOVE THAT SONG
going to listen now
RIP <3

>>941531577
Kitty, kitty!
Going barefoot wouldn't be that terrible of an idea today since it was pretty warm, but going out like that on Monday to 0 C? Haha I would have to say goodbye to my poor feet :p
>>941531615
I considered pizza with anchovy a rare barbarity but apparently it's a popular thing in some coastal areas in southern Europe... Still, I'm surprised you didn't try that, I thought Americans loved pizza, and this one sounds like something just for kitties like you!
>>941531795
>i only like tuna
:O not even salmon?
>>941532131
Oh, neat. Do you have a law like Switzerland that foreign workers sent on delegation have to be paid a accordingly to local wages by the employer while in your country? Just curious...
>>941532845
>only if O gives permission :3
I do!
>i haven’t been eating healthy lately O_O
:o How so? And why? :(

>>941533576
We do have that yeah ^^

>>941533576
>Still, I'm surprised you didn't try that, I thought Americans loved pizza, and this one sounds like something just for kitties like you!
we do for sure! my family has it at least once a week XD but anchovies are actually kind of memed on for not being a favorite topping, since they look so out of place and a bit creepy on an American style a la Papa John’s pizza i guess lol. also i’ve always been a picky eater especially with meat and seafood so i was too scared to try (〃ω〃)
>:O not even salmon?
must i give back by kitty card..? :’(
>Do you have a law like Switzerland that foreign workers sent on delegation have to be paid an accordingly to local wages by the employer while in your country? Just curious...
big… words… delegation… ummm… @.@ oh shit oh shit uhh
so… i don’t know if we have that, but i do completely understand what you said!! (´⊙ω⊙`) it sounds uh… great!
wait…
oh that was for Lux XD yeah Luxemboy! do they have delegations foreignly there like O has? B)
>:o How so? And why? :(
no appetite, just black coffee eating small bites at dinner that’s pretty much it @.@ i’m working on it though. i got some soups and luckily my dad made chili (do you guys have that?) and there’s a ton of leftovers so yayyy, that’s easy to eat.
and i’m not really sure why, i think it’s just that my body is a bit stressed out. it happens a lot. it’s always extremes with me sigh

>>941533801
I need to convince my employer that we must start an absolutely crucial and totally groundbreaking project that would require me to go Luxemburg for at least a month ;3

>>941533801
okay then name 5
see O he’s lying!

>>941533995
>also i’ve always been a picky eater especially with meat and seafood so i was too scared to try (〃ω〃)
I have the same with seafood. I've been tempted to try this or that but usually opted not to in the end because I'm picky with seafood :3
But meat? Man, I'm a total carnivore. Pork, beef, mutton - I love eating everything. As long as it has meat in it, the dish sounds at least interesting to me... Mmmm... I started thinking about roasted pork loin now...
>big… words… delegation… ummm… @.@ oh shit oh shit uhh
>so… i don’t know if we have that, but i do completely understand what you said!! (´⊙ω⊙`)
Maybe I messed something up... I meant like a business trip that your employer can send you on. And pays you wage and overtime fees accordingly while you're away. Not sure if it's called 'delegation' in English too, I'm sleepy so I might mistakes here ans there :3
>must i give back by kitty card..? :’(
NO >_<
Best kitties can't lose their precious kitty card just like that...
>no appetite, just black coffee eating small bites at dinner that’s pretty much it @.@
Oh boy, and I wondered why you feel dizzy all the time :D You gotta eat, kitter. You must eat more meat, and more veggies, and fruits! And drink enough water and not just coffe. Please, kitty? :3
> chili (do you guys have that?)
Hmmm... No I don't think we do :/
But we have this bad boy :o
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lecs%C3%B3

>>941534021
>>941533801
Oh yeah Lux - name 5. Come on, we're waiting... o_O

>>941534622
czeched again!
> Maybe I messed something up...
no you didn’t ;p i’m just a stupid kitten was the joke xp
even if it’s not a joke @.@
>NO >_< Best kitties can't lose their precious kitty card just like that...
phew, thank you! :DDD
because i was just getting used to this…
*BOING*
*presses my face against yours*
HIII ∩^ω^∩
>Oh boy, and I wondered why you feel dizzy all the time :D You gotta eat, kitter. You must eat more meat, and more veggies, and fruits! And drink enough water and not just coffe. Please, kitty? :3
hmm… but… m(_ _)m
>Please, kitty? :3
okay!!! :D of course i will for you Owner <3
>Hmmm... No I don't think we do :/
:O it’s super simple so it’s great. it’s just (typically) beef , beans, and vegetables usually including jalapeños
for some reason it’s blanking on me what other vegetables we put in there lol but there are some i promiseee (〃ω〃)
>But we have this bad boy :o https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lecs%C3%B3
:O that looks great!
may i try someee (*´꒳`*)
is it ever spicy at all?

>>941534622
>Mmmm... I started thinking about roasted pork loin now...
aww now i’m thinking about cooking for hungry you (*´꒳`*)

>>941535023
>no you didn’t ;p
Oh, that's a relief :D
>i’m just a stupid kitten was the joke xp
>even if it’s not a joke @.@
Don't call yourself stupid all the time kitter >.< You are my kitty, and my kitty cannot be stupid. It's impawssible!
>*presses my face against yours* HIII ∩^ω^∩
:DDDD Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
>of course i will for you Owner <3
Please do :3 You are what you eat, remember! And I want you to be a strong, healthy, cute tiger! So you must eat strong, healthy, cute tige- wait, what? Uhm... just eat fruits and a bowl of chili today, okay? :3
>may i try someee (*´꒳`*)
Yes! However, even I don't have any around at the moment... :/
>is it ever spicy at all?
Yes, it should be! Hungarian cuisine likes spiciness in general.

>>941535199
Checked! I wouldn't mind some nice roasted beef mmm... Although I did eat pancakes today so can't complain :D

>>941535595
>Don't call yourself stupid all the time kitter >.< You are my kitty, and my kitty cannot be stupid. It's impawssible!
:’333
thank you ∩^ω^∩ that’s right. i’m YOUR kitty!
>Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
OwO
HI HI HI HI HI
*sniff sniff*
HI
*caresses your face*
(≧∇≦)
hi :3
>You are what you eat, remember! And I want you to be a strong, healthy, cute tiger! So you must eat strong, healthy, cute tige- wait, what?
:OOO
>Uhm... just eat fruits and a bowl of chili today, okay? :3
i’ll look for some in the fridge now and if we still have some left over i’ll have a bowl :p
>Yes! However, even I don't have any around at the moment... :/
that’s okay! i can drag you to the store (//∇//)
>Yes, it should be! Hungarian cuisine likes spiciness in general.
OwO that sounds great! i can’t handle crazy amounts of spice but when it’s just enough it’s very good!
>>941535640
i can try to make you some! :D i’d have to learn but i’d tryyy (*´꒳`*)

>>941536037
>that’s okay! i can drag you to the store (//∇//)
At 2 am? :o
Lecho can hardly be bought anywhere anyway. I haven't seen it around at least. Unless in a restaurant or something like that. But it is a dish one has to cook themselves if they want it good. Or have a grandma who can cook it ;D
>i’ll look for some in the fridge now and if we still have some left over i’ll have a bowl :p
Have a nice meal!
Did you eat anything earlier today? Some sandwich for breakfast or lunch at least? I don't want my kitty to starveeee. I can't feed you cookies all day you know? At least not now.
>i’d have to learn but i’d tryyy (*´꒳`*)
Maybe I could cook roasted beef and you would make a dessert afterwards? :o
>∩^ω^∩
Kittyyyyyyy
>*pets your ears gently*

Damm I sure do have a luck for digits today

Okay, I would love to stay up for longer but... I think it's time for me to hit the bed. Almost 3 am and tomorrow's just Thursday, not Saturday :((
Nighty night kitty cat, see you tomorrow <333 :*

>>941534021
>>941534669
Huh name 5 what? Laws for foreigners working in Luxembourg? XD

Sorry fell asleep and guess what woke me up again? Yup. He's doing it again.

>>941537143
NAME 5!! NOW!

>>941537143
Also nighty night Luxie hehe ;p

>>941537095
i am so so sorry, i got distracted with something
if you’re still up, i hope you have sweet dreams of kitten cuddles <3 i love you very much, i’m always with you forever!

>>941537455
>i am so so sorry
But why?
> i hope you have sweet dreams of kitten cuddles <3
I hope so too, best possible dream ever >_<
Good night!

>>941537284
1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me
1. Something's got to give
2. Something's got to give
3. Something's got to give
NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>941537986
https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es

My Grindr hookup blocked me again
He blocks and unblocks me sometimes