Thread 941503022

Have you ever sniffed your gf's ass?

>>941503022 (OP)
you must be lucky if you can find a girl that will lay down and let you do that to her

Op has obviously never eaten ass

I'm obsessed with smelling my wife's anus. Never had interest before with any woman, but I feel like I'm a dog around her or something.

I love eating her pussy from behind with my nose just fully pressed against her anus.

Yes, daily. Pic related.

>ITT virgins and incels fall for the meme that sniffing or eating a girl's ass is good.
Unsurprisingly, a girl's ass smells and tastes of shit (of various strengths, depending on diet and clenliness)

>>941508195
>>941508359
Have you considered that maybe that's why we enjoy it?

>>941508359
I hate it when b-tards keep saying that crap. I eat my wifes ass from time to time when I feel like it. I do it when shes fresh out of shower. It literally tastes like skin, aka like nothing.

>>941508870
>I eat my wifes ass from time to time when I feel like it. I do it when shes fresh out of shower. It literally tastes like skin, aka like nothing.
OK, I get that. Now try this (for those who talk about sticking their tongues up there). The next time your wife comes out of the shower and you're about to eat her ass, take a clean, white handkerchief, drape it over your finger and push it up her ass for about 1 - 2 inches. Withdraw the handkerchief and examine. I bet it's not white any more. Enjoy your intestinal flora and fauna

>>941509003
girl poop smells and tastes good

>>941509003
Bro you cany fucking stick your tongue 2 inches inside an ass, wtf are you talking about?
1. Your tongue is not fucking long enough
2. Her sphincter is literally closed. You cant just open it with your tongue. You need loosen it up with something hard (a finger or a toy) before that. So if you dont do that, you have zero contact with her shit.

>>941509195
Ah, OK. Larp it is then

>>941509343
What?

>>941503022 (OP)
I've always wondered what it tastes like

>>941509365
>I've always wondered what it tastes like
Like shit, you fucking idiot. Do you think it tastes of rasberries and cream and smells of violets?

>>941509933
You either know this because a) you licked an asshole knowing it would taste like shit or b) licked an asshole thinking it would taste like something else

>>941509999
So we agree - it tastes like shit

>>941510021
Not sure about that guys, but personally I dont agree with a guy whose best argument is "ur larping".

>>941510144
WTF are you on about? Who mentioned LARPing?

>>941510021
Yall are some dumb mother fuckers in here, ive been eating ass since I was a teenager, woman love that, if they say they don't its cause they never tried it, plus I make sure they shower, no shower no ass eating, eating pussy I might do it with no shower but just like your dick that shit will stank throughout the day, so it depends if she showers or not before you so it.

>>941510021
Yes of course there are notes of shit in there - that goes without saying. But shit is typically not the most overwhelming fragrance that the rich tapestry of the female asshole offers up.

The main thing you'll taste is a kind of vinegary must from a days worth of sweating and chaffing. You'll also get mild hints of vaginal discharge as well as subtle tastes of other secretions made by by the anal glands.

I won't even get into the amazing sensation the textured folds and crinkles of the sphincter have on the tongue.

If you're really lucky there may be a little seasoning of toilet roll that will be absolutely bursting with flavor and will create a lasting after taste.

In conclusion, the female asshole is one the richest, most diverse things you'll ever taste.

>>941509076
Sometimes

>>941503116
Serious question, where do you live? Do you live in some extremely prude conservatie country/area or something? Or are you literally 14yo? I am genuinely surprised you wrote what you did, and I am considering whether you are trolling or not. I mean sure, I understand that some girls are insecure about it, and I also understand that if you ask a girl to sniff her butthole on the 1st date, that most of them are probably going to think it's kinda weird and creepy... But a GF? If you are in a serious relationship, it's not THAT strange, is it? Have you ever actually been in a serious relationship with a woman that wasn't extremely insecure and prudish?

>>941509003
Do you realize that when people "eat ass", they just lick the asshole and don't actually stick their tongue INSIDE? I mean sure, you could, and some people do, but it's not a standard practice.

By the way, are you also aware that the same applies to eating pussy? When you eat pussy, you are 'supposed' to lick the clit, and not stick your tongue inside the vagina.

I hope you learned a lot from this basic sex ED, my dear incel friend.

>>941503116
>>941511244
Find an Australian woman. It's literally an expectation of theirs and is considered to be a fairly routine part of foreplay. She'll be offended if you don't.

All the time

>>941503022 (OP)
Yeah and I don't know what I was expecting.
It just smelled like shit.
You'll have other people tell you it smells amazing like pheromones or something.
But that's a lie, because humans don't have the capacity to "smell" pheromones.
It just smells like dirty ass.
Just smell your dirty toilet paper next time after you wipe your ass.
There you go.

>>941511454
Are you not a poop enjoyer? weird

>>941503022 (OP)
Of course, almost every time.

>>941503924
>Op has obviously never eaten ass
Op has never eaten raw sewage excreted by the human body.

>>941503022 (OP)
How else am I supposed to breathe when I'm eating it?

>>941503022 (OP)
Asshole smells like poop make sure that fuck toy washes well, I made the mistake of getting nose deep once and it was even after a shower I got a wiff of pure shit and was like wtd did you even wash...I didn't get any pussy that night lmao bitch was furious

>>941509365
Taste like two scoops of raisins

>>941509999
Assholes are greasy goodness.
>checked digits with a bottom text

To everyone who says the ass they've eaten smells like shit:
Make your girls wash their asses. I promise you, it will not smell after that.