Thread 941505286

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

I've eaten entire turds and the max size I've done for a dildo is 14 inches long and 3 inches wide but I much prefer 10-20 inches long and 2.5 inches wide at most. at 3 inches it bumps against the inside of my hips and my nerves feel weird

>>941505286 (OP)
Played Kobe Bryant one on one, in Venice. Back in 2006. I couldn't even get a shot up. It was early in the morning. I couldn't sleep and went to hoop. He was just there, shooting by himself. He said he did that from time to time. He was super nice, very regular guy, despite his obvious super stardom.

I deliberately wet the bed for over a year as a cover-up after my Mom found my stash of diapers

>>941505286 (OP)
Beat Mike Tyson in NES Punchout back in 1990.

I used to occasionally work in the entertainment industry as a professional consultant. And I have sniffed the used panties of Kay Panabaker, Nellie McKay, Leven Rambin, Victoria Pedretti, and Sophie Simnett.

>>941507600
Proof?

I wrote a song on a Grammy-winning album. The song didn't win a Grammy but the album did, and I didn't even get a certificate.

>>941508041
How on earth would a person even begin to prove something like the?!?

>>941508041
Lognigger

>>941508414
Very nice
Could you post a full size to HR
Hi rez?

Bump

>>941508041
I never stole any pairs or took pictures. In case I was caught in an area I wasn't supposed to be they wouldn't have proof what I did.

Before I was married I had a weekend job where I’d pose nude at bachelorette parties and hold life drawing classes.

The whole point was to be a more tame version of a stripper (which was beyond me because I can’t dance) and the majority of the time nobody except the maid of honor knew I was coming.

Lol you fired me for the thing you verbally told me you wouldn’t fire me for lol lmao

I got a disposable sim and used to fuck with my asshole neighbor in 2017. used to send him weird little messages like,

>yo that gray BMW with the registration number ### looking real good today
>saw you dropping your mom at the mall, that latina ass is phat boi
>heard you were beating your wife again?
>i drank your milk
>you look cute while sleeping (sent at 3.06am)

>>941507547
nice

>Thinking...trying to come up with some occurrence or achievement...

I got nothin.

>>941512102
victoria pedretti. nice. always thought she was very very cute. disappointing feet though. what can you tell us about her, or sniffing her panties i guess.

>>941513146
I only met her a couple of times on set. But she is cute and friendly in real life.

Her panties were lacy white cotton with full butt coverage. They had a nice deep musk.

>>941505286 (OP)
I got my dick sucked by 2 girls at the same time in the bathroom stall of a bar in broad daylight. The door latch was broken so every time someone tried to come in I had to push the door shut in their face, but not before they were able to see what happened. Then when we were done, I got a 3rd girl to drive me home and we fucked. Was a good day.

>>941512377
kek

In college, I stayed in half a duplex. The land lady MILF lived in the other half, and didn't charge me rent as long as I gave her dick at least once daily. I've never been with such a cock starved horny slut, before or since.