Thread 941509696

Celeb Thread - Pink Elephants and Scrambled Eggs

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>>941509714
good lord, no

WHOLE LOTTA FARTIN GOIN ON

I SAID HELLO CEL

>>941509714
when did heavy autism become "attractive"

>>941509723
oy mate?

not her fault mom chugged hard liquor all pregnancy

I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys c-c-can only d-d-dream o-of g-g-getting a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...

>>941509746
I'll kill you, Parker.

riley's butt

>>941509798
Pls don't bully me, I'm not Mr. Big Dick

>>941509815
I wish you were

>>941509786
hands off bucko

>>941509822
Sorry, I'm just Mr. Elongated Benis

>>941509811
>>941509815
Bald.

But my friends call me Herr Enormous Schlong

The fungal growth on the penis is bigger than the penis

>>941509868
gosh that's based

My mistake, it's actually Sir Giant Cock

>>941509868
>>941509880
>>941509885
>samefagging this hard

(I'm not compensating for anything by the way)

phimnokiss

post the cute anya pic

I keep hoping if I repeat words that hurt me, I'll strip all power and meaning from them... it isn't working.

Aliens aren't real. Discuss.

>>941509918
>>941509885
You're so gross lol

>>941510049
Yes they are, they want to abduct you in your sleep and run thorough tests on your libido.

mommy Emilia's feet need to be worshipped 24/7 365 days a year

since i got on zoloft even if I fall asleep for like 40 minutes I have a weird dream, its just all the time

>>941510070
Proofs?

>>941509838
>a booth with a hole
there's only a couple things that could mean, and by that I mean like one

>>941510102
Are you telling me that a being like this isn't deliberately stress testing your sex drive?

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?

I am so much more revolting than he even realizes.

>>941509696 (OP)
chloëëëëëëëëëëëëëëë

>>941510268
Whats with the umlauts

Ded

>>941510081
northy?

>>941510360
chlo spells her name with them

Mommy Emilia's feet are love, mommy Emilia's feet are life :3

>>941509746
hello anya

>>941511227
her titties are

>>941511488

nnnghhhh mommy Kelly Cee <3

>>941511631
m-mommy feet ?:3

>>941511939
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINKKKK FUCKKKK

>>941511963
don't have a heart attack :p

>>941511983
I'd gladly suffer 10 heart attacks for her feet <3

>>941512082
>>941512215
i know you would thats the issue!

>>941510148
She is! and i want to be abducted for sexual experimentation

VOTE PLEASE!

Among pic related 3...
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>>941513326
who the fuck is imogen gaypoots

>a lonely homosexual degenerate obsessed with the idea of retching and gagging all over cocks
>edits cocks onto photos of Beady
It doesn't take Sigmund Freud to figure that one out.

>>941513397
28 weeks later
I'd have fucked her little brother to get to her

>>941513850
Well if it isn't J-Tard

woke up with a craving for Bella Thorne, Selena, Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner

>>941514534
hotttttt

>>941514583
>>941514534
Let's have that same exact conversation again, baby

>>941514583
>>941514698

>>941515017
every day with this

>>941515051
>>941515017
weirdest samefag

divine and regal pokies

>>941515344
>>941515379

>>941515462
>>941515379
>>941515445

>>941515521
oh mommy

>>941515553
>>941515598
>>941515638

>>941515598
>>941515638
>>941515676
based mommy enjoyers

>>941515778
mommy is so pretty

>>941515811
yes she is!

>>941515778
>>941515811
>>941515876

first thing in the morning im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head

>>941515876
must worship

have you been up all night eating cheese? I think im blind

>>941516004
always worship mommy

>>941516072
mommy always feels so good

>>941516180
sooo goood

>>941516222
just got to make her proud

>>941516335
No one has ever been proud of you lol

>>941516335
shes gonna make me cum so hard

>>941516386
The best mommies make you cum the hardest

>>941516442
god... mommy...

Which of the schizos is this?

>>941516488
She needs it all

>>941516499
it's bd and jacobfart lewding again though i don't think bd realizes

>>941516499
who do you think, its always him

As if Beady gives a wet shit who he lewds with lol

>>941516549
im gonna cum for mommy anon

>>941516820
Give it for her

>>941516960
that was so good anon...ty

>>941517185
Mommy cums are always the best

>>941517250
You jerk off to your own mother?

>>941510951
Chloë is best.

>>941510049
I disagree.

>>941517250
yessss <3

>>941517771
>>941517812
>>941517814
damn! instant erection

>>941517824
is that you choli

>>941517451
absolutëlëë

>>941517864
who you leaning towards

>>941518002
I hope not

>>941518002
no sir, it's a whole other degenerate

>>941518071
why

>>941518078
choli sent me that video the other day

>>941518114
I dont know, I dont like him

>>941518114
ahh I saw that clip on weddit and edited it earlier

>>941518288
Loser

>>941518235
be nice to choli hes a good friend
>>941518288
lmao there it is. gets me everytime

>>941518418
im not doing anything, you be friends with him, fine

I have been watching the Naked Gun movies in order to watched the newest one. It was quite decent, didn't expect it to be

>>941510049
>>941517487
>Ayyna lmao

Eating a piece of celery and thinking lewd thoughts about Hailee Steinfeld

>>941518545
that isnt hailee, corly

>>941518455
:/

>>941518545
ewwwww

>>941518576
please stop

maybe make your own thread

>>941518395
>>941518576

>>941518568
I am posting Dua Lipa, I am thinking the lewd thoughts about Hailee Steinfeld
>>941518576
Love her in Ted Lasso
>>941518600
What part the celery or the Hailee

>>941518600
the hell are you sad for? choli just samefags

>>941518655
isnt she a little old for you? By about 16 years?

>>941518707
please stop with this actual leather hag, its real easy to make a thread

>>941518670
ive never seen him do that

>>941518655
the lewd thoughts!

>>941518707
wew

>>941518738
dont encourage that pedophile please

Hannah is incredibly sexy. He just gets off on picturing her with a little boy, which is why he'll eventually kill himself.

>>941518695
Who?
>>941518738
Oh, sorry.

corly seriously needs to be locked up, he is an actual pedophile

>>941518727
go ahead and make one then retard

>>941518846
You'd think you'd support your own kind. I guess it's a self-hatred thing.

>>941518866
this makes no sense

More Hannah

>>941518883
And the Sophia Lillis Digits Game wasn't a game.

>>941518852
why the fuck would I do that? Do you not understand basic english?

>>941518912
I loved the digits game

>>941518777
What a woman

>>941518922
are you retarded?

>>941518956
She is a lot of woman

you motherfucks obviously support pedophilia, what can I do, nothing, fuck you corly and your little suck up gang

>>941519008
jealousy isnt a good look on you

>>941518998
I could ask you the same

>>941519029
HURRRR PRPJECTUON fuck yourself

>>941519004
That is very true

schizos are awake

niggers are awake

>>941519428
>>941519086

>>941511939
too veiny

>>941519460
shh honey go back to bed, it's just niggers

>>941519553
I think thats hot

>>941519515
shes so sexy

>>941519607
oh fuck you're still here lmao

>>941519665
haha, thought you could just talk shit HUH

>>941519661
For real, if someone is not attracted to her, they are gay

>>941519713
nah I just think you're pathetic

>>941519744
aren't you here everyday lmao

>>941519729
her milf body is too good to not love

>>941519884
Too fucking hot, always gives the hardest boner

>>941520014
take your 79 year old dinosaur elsewhere

>>941519713
I think I'm gonna for mommy...

>>941520014
same, been obsessed with her a lot lately

>>941520111
>>941520067
Not going anywhere soon faggot

>>941520176
why though

well you guys can fuck off, its literally a grandma thread now

>>941520289
shut the fuck up

>>941520278
>>941520289
No one wants you here pedo

>>941520314
eat my ass

>>941520363
yeah youre right im a pedo because im not sexually attracted to 80 year olds, shut the fuck up

>>941520363
do you seriously find this beef jerky bitch hot? The hell is wrong with you?

>>941520363
Just ignore anon

>>941520368
make me you fucking bitch

eating baby carrots and having wholesome thoughts about cailee

>>941520409
Please chop off your pathetic one incher and kill yourself

>>941520454
come here then

>>941520471
do you have a big dick because you like 100 year old women? Kinda fucking logic is that?

>>941520289
Your samefaggotry is so creepy

>>941520409
>>941520441
Samefag lmao, please take your own life, no one likes you

>>941520479
I would heem the fuck out of you dog

Gonna goon for milfs all day

>>941520521
choke on your dick choli you fucking faggot, where's your alter ego "milly" post that retard

>>941519729
for real the definition of a mommy goddess

>>941520562
samefaggot

>>941520448
Mb, can't help it but call this retard out, continue mommy posting

>>941520557
just because i post an otter doesn't mean im choli you fat motherfucker

>>941520596
what is wrong with you? What about that is attractive in any way? its my wallet stretched across a skull

>>941520601
oh sure try to hide it now, I dont give a fuck who you are, choli

>>941520646
Kill yourself, no one like you, kill yourself no one like you

>>941520684
choli doesn't swear and hes too nice to call a bitch ass motherfucker like you out when he sees one

oh fuck

hurr oh milly ur cute no u r no ur no u r no ur fuck off choli you fucking nigger

oh his little dicksucker is here, good

>>941520596
let him seethe over the mommpostin

>>941520731
Wonder if she's figured out being a prude fucked her career

>>941520782
you can't answer me? You just wanna be a bitch? I've asked you several times what the actual fuck you see in her? But you just get mad, really, why? What is it with you and leather stretched across skin in an unnatural matter?

>>941520806
Eat my brain, Vicky!

>>941520782
fr like they dont gotta like her but why hate we are lol?

>>941520846
Please try to kill yourself and livestream it, that way your sad life has some meaning to it by providing entertainment to other people

>>941520782
Sorry, I really want to ignore him, but it's so much fun

>>941520944
yeah good fucking answer

>>941520757
kissable face

>>941520914
its some autistic discord drama where they accuse every anon of being some other namefag they all hate and go into seething fits

>>941520973
that isnt what im doing at all, pay attention you idiot

>>941520646
Hey retard, still here? Go make me a new thread so I can spam more Hannah

>>941521150
no

tardive dyskinesia

MMMM FUCK I LOVE 87 YEAR OLD HAGS PLEASE POST MORE

>>941521173
Make nu now!

>>941521208
do I need to beat your ass again? stfu.

>>941521312
im sorry when did you beat my ass?

seething and melting down over anons that aren't even here lmfao

>>941521460
>>941521460

>>941521474
Nice try fag, can't believe you actually made one lol, now go fetch me a stick, dog