Thread 941510142

What's the most degenerate thing you have ever done or witnessed?

Where is the no no noo version

>>941510142 (OP)
Been in a relationship with my dad.

>>941510142 (OP)
>What's the most degenerate thing you have ever done
Stuff
>or witnessed
Really degenerate stuff

my mom once caught me pouring in the milk before the cereal

>>941510385
pervert

>>941510291
Explain?

>>941510142 (OP)
chipotle put too much salt in one of their ingredients. I couldn't finish it and threw it away. I didn't tell the employees

stole my neighbors dog and sold it on craigslist

>>941510576
My dad and I had a four year relationship when I was in high school and college. We started again a year ago.

>>941510946

Surely the vast majority of people have some sort of a relationship with their fathers?

Unless by "relationship" you mean "sexual relationship".

>>941511157
Yes, sexual.

>>941511200
>>941511200
>Yes, sexual.

femanon identified


tits or GTFO

>>941510313
EXPLAIN

when I was like 16

have a major diaper fetish, Mom found out, I freaked out and claimed I was having issues ay night, then wet the bed deliberately for a whole year so she'd believe me

>>941511200
Are you f (larping) or m (larping, but gay)?

>>941511222
No.

>>941511254
F. And not larping.

>>941510142 (OP)
I've seen pregnant women give birth no doubt the most horrible thing to ever witness

>>941511678
I saw my wife’s C-section, it was pretty gory.

>>941511703
you don't wanna see a c section bruh. go and get a drink or whisky and avoid seeing that kind of shit

>>941511348
>No.
No more use for you. GTFO.

>>941511736
Too late, anyway it didn’t bother me that much it was just weird looking inside my wife.

>>941510142 (OP)
slept with 40+ yr men, drank my own piss, incest w my brother, jerked off in every place known to man (in class, infront of my parents, infront of my grandma ect.), public nudity, alot of piss play (once slept in my bed and pissed in it everyday) was in a weird objectum relationship with my last pc, uhh i could go on tbh

>>941512030
Just a complete degenerate coomer, eh?

>>941510142 (OP)
getting drunk with homeless women and sleeping with them on the street til morning, i guess

>>941511348
lucky, wish my dad was hot enough to bang. i imagine an incest relationship with a parent would be the most loving.

>>941512030
I need more details on these.

>>941512050
yep pretty much. i just used a 9 inch dildo and vibrator nd triple screened porn w a ero game. now I'm playing roblox cause why not

>>941512135
which ones

>>941510946
>We started again a year ago.
i don't think you should continue. it's not good for you.

>>941512087
It was very loving. He is the best man I know and the history and relationship makes it better.

>>941512202
I have this thought a lot. Aside from him cheating on my stepmom, it makes other guys undesirable for me.

>>941512280
lucky, as someone with daddy issues i yearn for this

>>941510142 (OP)
Fucked a hotwife at the beach while the husband watched.
They made a move on me and I was too horny to say no.
I was quite young and the wife middle age but still fuckable.

I have a gay scat fetish and the first time a guy shat in my mouth he filmed it and put it on a scat dedicated website. I was wearing a mask but my voice is pretty recognisable.

Things went really south with our relationship. I have a career and stuff but he’s a drug addled NEET who could easily fuck my life over by sharing it more publicly.

>>941512314
It was amazing. Especially when we lived together.

>>941512165
let's go with jerking off in front of your parents and incest with your brother for starters.

>>941512280
>>941512314
State your gender, it has potential to be hot if you are chicks.

>>941512030
Piss play ain’t that freaky. Hell, many straight couples do it.

>>941512425
hmm, ive haven't done it out right but id jerk off and cum with them in the car and a blanket over me, or in the same room with their back turned id rub my clit or wtv. and when i was younger with my brother i used to tease his nipples and cuddle with him, play with his ass and touch his dick when he slept. he was 11 ish and i was 13. for context im trans ftm

>Really shitty day at work
>Like, might not be worth going back to work tomorrow
>Get drunk at home
>Still don't feel better
>Go for walk
>Happen to live near red light district, so wander through
>See blonde milf hooker
>Not interested, but she is
>She's cheap though, so I'll pity fuck her
>Gives me sob story
>Hubby left her with two kids blablabla
>Doing her doggy style, not doing anything for me
>Tell her it's not working and apologise
>Go and fuck another (more expensive) hooker
>Actually cum
>Go to strip club, get massively wasted
>Get one of my credit cards blocked for suspicious activity
>Go home, call bank, and unblock my card
>Log in to work VPN
>Shitpost on forum using my alt account
>Go to sleep
>No fucking way I can make it to work next day

>>941512489
no, fucking weirdo

When I was smoking meth I met up with this guy at a storage unit and got spun with him. Eventually ended up on my knees and switching between the pipe and his cock. He told me he fad a friend who was with a chick but was into dick behind her back, which was hot at the moment. Ended up getting spit roasted and letting the guy fuck me raw

>>941512491
pissing in a bed for months and sleeping in it isnt freaky... ok retard

>>941512540
nice

>>941512523
>for context im trans ftm
God loves a short hairy pooner perv.

>>941512384
fuck yeah, i hope you date him for a long time, seems like a good relationship.

>>941512540
describe the guys? older/younger? sketchy?

>>941510142 (OP)
Human hunts. Pretty sure it still happens, Vietnam is a fucking nightmare of a place.

I have sniffed hundreds of used panties in my lifetime.

>>941512489
F.

>>941512574
It is. It really is. He came over on Monday night.

>>941512571
hey! im 5'7 thats average. and i was a perv long before finding out i was a pooner

>>941512555
That’s less freaky and more just retarded.

>>941512610
nice, maybe you can get back to living with him soon, fuck your stepmom tho

>>941511348
>no
Surely youre not a foolish faggot attempting to larp as a female and you can prove it with tits and a timestamp...surely

>>941512636
you're retarted

>>941510142 (OP)
It's not that degenerate, but I've been having an affair with my father in law for the past five years. Wife and MIL have no idea.

Used to masterbate watching my bio mom and dad fuck

When I was taught the birds and the bees my dad made me penetrate my mom

Watch my friend fuck my wife on hidden camera while I was at work and got off on it

Watched an ex get eaten out by her dog. As she orgasmed she squirted in it's face

Fucked my ex wife while she breast fed as it used to make her so horny having her tits sucked

>>941512667
>wife and MIL have no idea
>wife and MIL
>no idea
You gay nigga...

>>941512641
We’ve talked about me moving back in. But she works from home a lot so I’d see her way more than I’d want to lol.

>>941512658
And risk being exposed? No. You people know how to do that stuff and I’m not gonna let it happen.

I spied on my aunt in the bathroom through the keyhole once. She was my uncle’s wife, not actually a blood relative. I also saw her bush up her skirt once when I was little.

>>941512713
Bi, but yes.

>>941512564
Ngl it was pretty hot in the moment but it scared me after because hiv
>>941512597
I mean the sketchy is a bit inherent with meth, but the first guy was a bigger, older daddy type. Second was younger and in really good shape. He showed a pic of his girl and she was hot but I saw why he pulled her. Was honored to suck him

>>941510142 (OP)
Jacked it to bikini pics of my mom that my dad took

went to a sex cinema for the day and had public blowjobs from all the women working there (4). First one was facefucking two grannies I paid to work in tandem. One was licking my ass while I was fucking the other's mouth.

Made a covert recording of fucking a chick I was dating

That chick had a bf and felt bad about cheating on the fucker.

I knew a chick and wanted to make a move on her, so I invited her over for watching movies. During one of the flicks I went to my bedroom and came out naked with a boner. She left.

Went to get a 69 from a transitioning fag who was passable and had an ad on an escort site.

Fucked a 50 yo woman when I was in my 20s. Had her eat my cum and fucked her ass. Then I stopped taking her calls.

Fucked one chick. Then I put the moves on her friend when she was out of town and banger her friend too.

Come to think of it, I'm really just a regular guy.

>>941510142 (OP)
When I was like 13 I found a used condom in the bathroom trash and sucked my dad's jizz out of it.

>>941512661
Didn’t mean it as an insult. Like if you go to a mental institute and there’s a guy in there who constantly pisses his bed on purpose to sleep in it, you wouldn’t think “man, he’s freaky”. You’d just feel sorry for the poor gross retard.

>>941512764
Are you a fag or a chick?

>>941512797
Total degenerate faggot.

>>941512775
That made me laugh but I’m saying I’d piss myself, do some age play shit and goon until i fell asleep in my piss puddle.

>>941512754
Still, lucky as fuck I’d love to be taken like that.

>>941510142 (OP)
I guess I'm pretty tame. I just let a dog lick me.

>>941512764
I used to do that with my brother's used condoms after he fucked his girlfriend. I stopped the night he did anal with her.

>>941512864
I felt like such a dirty slut. Goddamn.

>>941512951
kek

>>941512951
Fake but that was funny

>>941512984
Yess it’s definitely a once in a lifetime thing I’d wanna try. Too much and you’d probably get to a point of no return

>>941513024
Yeah, anything sexual on meth is intense and filthy. I was turning into something that was disgusting me so I pulled up, but it’s something I’ll struggle with forever on some level most likely. It’s so pleasurable but so empty when you look back. Ehh

>>941513091
Yeah, i get it as someone who’d used to get high on weed, percs, occasionally shit like meth, whatever i could get my hands on. It is pleasurable, i still crave it but yeah, i did feel gross and shit. I’ve fucked a few times for weed or smokes. I’ve been a year clean from hard drugs, and a few weeks clean from cigs and weed. Still quitting

>>941512996
not fake. it was a cure for a habit I should never have started.

>>941513212
Kek

>>941512030

You are clearly officer material.

>>941513676
Woah

>>941510142 (OP)
I fucked my brother's ex girlfriend in the back seat of a car while her mom was driving and watching us in the rear view mirror.

>>941511200

if not larping.... wow i thought my life sucked...right now jobless like most of you... but everything mostly in order..

fucking your own dad in a "relationship"? how does this not end in suicide?

>>941512030

and this faggot will probably find god and become a millionaire.

>>941514046
For who? It’s loving but casual. I still date and he’s married. It works for us.

>>941512371

this person has a career..... let that sink in.

while good people suffer... a dude getting shit in his mouth succeeds.

>>941514087
Maybe, in highschool i got straight A’s in hard classes. I’m NEETmaxxing rn

>>941514110

I cant believe this.... this sounds like a mentally ill teenager pretending to know how this thing would work...

First a relationship with your father? Do you not have anyone in your lives?

Second... your father is married and you date?

so both of you are living a digusting lie? Theres just too much here to believe.

"it works for us"

no it doesnt.

>>941514244
First, I’m almost 30. Mom left when I was a baby so it’s been mostly just him and I for family. I had grandparents and an aunt but they’re not around much.

Yes, you could say we’re living a lie but it’s just how it is.

And I know it wont work forever. I don’t have an answer for that yet.

>>941513929
why would you do that?

>>941514457
She was so fucking hot dude. And we had amazing sexual chemistry. Like the way guys think they want girls to act when they watch too much porn, but she was really like that in real life. Super horny and seductive and acting like she's so into you and wants it really bad. Ugh I had so many good times with that girl. She's married with 5 kids now, but damn I will never forget.
Her mom was kind of a slut too, so she didn't act weird about it or anything. Like it was just normal for her.

>>941510142 (OP)
I used to spy on my grandfather raping my sister and my cousin.

i was too young and dumb to realize it was wrong, but old enough to realize it was hot

>>941514711
nice, how did he do it?

>>941514684
Mom was probably the same way at that age. She probably misses being young and hot and fucking everyone that you want to.

>>941512900
I did this too. We had a family dog that would obsessively lick things like the floor or your feet, whatever was near it. I let it lick my ass while I jerked off. Was good.

>>941515224
God damn there are some degenerate fuckers on /b/

Made out with an 8yo girl quite a few times

>>941515257
It’s /b/

>>941515361
Go on tell us more

>>941514144
You would be amazed by the sort of shit the most successful people are into. If you ever get the chance, ask a prostitute the most fucked up thing they were asked to do and how much they were offered. I guarantee they’ll have shit in hundreds of mouths and are quite happy to do it for just a thousand. Childs play. There are big shot lawyers who get off to chicks sticking pins through their balls before watching them stamp on kittens with stiletto heels.

A couple of years ago we had a big thanksgiving dinner with my wife's family at our house I already hate her family and spend way too much time with them. Anyway, I martyred and said I'd make the dinner, which I think she knew I would because I like to cook and am really good at it, especially traditional holiday foods and french cuisine.

I brined a turkey for 36 hrs in my special herb blend brine and then smoked it for 7 hours. I made collards from scratch, including washing and cutting them. I made a "grits souffle" which is sort of like spoon bread and very process heavy. I also made blanched green beans, tied up in individual bundles with green onion stalks, homemade gravy, white house rolls from scratch, sourdough bread using my starter that I have been keeping since 2007, and a mixed berry tart for dessert. I also made whipped potatoes and picked out a nice granache for appertif and decanted it and had several trays of various charcuterie ready when everyone arrived. For dinner I broke into my wine cellar and pulled out a few bottles of 2018 Willamette Valley Pinot Noir.

Everyone arrived and annoyed me from the start, getting in my way and basically treating me like hired help and asking if I "had any good whiskey" and could I "make a batch of negronis?"

I went to the bathroom and took a shit and didn't wash my hands. I also took a tea towel in there with me and wiped my ass on it and then used it to polish some of the silverware. I carefully set the ass wipe silverware at my inlaws place settings. I then decanted a bottle of sauterne for a palate cleanser before dessert. I pissed in the decanter.

Unfortunately no one got sick.

Also, when I was sick of my gf in college, we went out and got wasted and when we got back we started fucking and I tied her up doggy with her ass facing the door and I blind folded her and let my apartment mate fuck her then came in and screamed at her for being a whore and fucking my friends.

>>941514780
like positions and stuff or how did he talk them into it?

>>941510142 (OP)
I found online pics of my 40-something HR director getting eiffel towered and leveraged it into a raise and frequent sex

>>941516480
How he initiated, but also positions.

>>941517336
I'm not actually sure.
most of the times i saw it he was already pumping away in them, i never has how things initiated.
The few times i saw the start ,was usually from when they started to undress.

So not sure what lead to it or how he set thing in motion every time.

As for positions, id say it was 33/33/33 between they leaning over the armrest of his sofa, Missionary on the sofa or them sitting on the sofa , legs in the air and him like standing on the floor but leaning over then.. hard to explain.

>>941516786
>>941516786
>eiffel towered
in english?

>>941511348
She's not larping
I'm her bed, and it's true, she bangs her dad on me
Trust me, I'm just an honest sentient bed

>>941519675
guy on either end, girl in middle. Guys high five.

Also knows an an A, or a Wobbly H without the high five

>>941519675
this is exactly what I was referring to
>>941520026

>>941519704
This made me lol!

>>941510142 (OP)
i blew my dog once. siberian husky. like 80 pound big boy. tasted really weird

>>941510142 (OP)
Me and a couple buddies used my gf at the time as a urinal

>>941510142 (OP)
when I was in my late 20s, I went to a gathering of the juggaloes with a couple of friends, even though we were (and are) preppy finance guys. We pretty immediately started being naked and fucking around with some of the juggalettes and I ended up fucking 7 of them and didn't wash in between them. One girl did ATM and then ass to pussy and back with me and my buddy double teaming her for a like 2 hours.

I ended up with a urinary tract infection, herpes, and thrush.

Already had warts, so I assume a couple of those girls got that

>>941514144
I know of a guy who had a real cushy job being the celebrity liaison for a big deal children's charity. You can imagine the sort of people he got to meet and the events he got to attend, and I would assume a fuckton of money in it for him. Really full of himself (and also cake, the fucking fatass) and was a serious asshole to people he decided he didn’t like which happened to include me after a very brief meeting.

A few years ago he posted a video of himself on a porn site titled “me in work pissing on myself” which featured him going into a toilet cubicle at work, taking off his shirt and pants to reveal a black rubber gimp suit, pissing all over himself and masturbating.

There was an incident where the charity made a questionable decision and people on the internet dug up as much dirt on them as possible. They found the video and it immediately got leaked (pun not intended) which got him into a lot of trouble. Fired immediately.

He later tried to play victim, claimed the toilet cubicle was actually his own home and it was a fantasy, claimed he tried killing himself, etc.

Without a job he then tried doing onlyfans which failed, tried selling shitty T-shirts which failed, think he now does social media for a small bar and lives with his parents. Serious lolcow stuff.

>>941520395
If you went to a Wisconsin uni in the early 2000s, I may have been one of those buddies.

>>941520644
Nah it was in illinois in 2017

Me and a buddy used to Bill Cosby women we would meet in bars.

Honestly probably could have fucked most of them anyway, but it was more fun this way.

>>941520716
My friend's gf called herself a "piss queen" but everyone but my friend just called her the crazy girl behind his back
Her dad messed her up, she wasn't just slutty she was actually crazy, like I wouldn't want to fall asleep with her in the room, felt like she was going to kill someone some day

I met this woman on crigslist in like 2013 and she was a disgusting troll but she would let me just use the fuck out of her and liked it. I pissed on her, had her lick my ass after I took the morning shit and then went to the gym, fisted both her pussy and asshole, put a chip bag clip on her clit and one time fucked her ass with a baseball bat so deep I thought she might rupture.

I then posted ads on cl for other guys to come fuck her for $20 and basically just collected cash from random dirtdogs who would come in and rawdog her. Raised the rates to $50.

Posted an ad for 6 guys to gang bang her and charged them each $100. After each session, I would piss on her and in her mouth and then have her suck me off while I slapped her.

usually we would meet in the morning early afternoon, but I had her get gangbanged one night and afterward took her into her suburban back yard and hosed her off with the garden hose .

One day I just woke up and realized she was probably going to get killed or kill herself and I just hoped it would be long enough after my last contact that I wouldn't get questioned.

>>941510142 (OP)
one time I didn't put my napkin on my lap immediately after being seated at the table

>>941520946
how does that work?
can you tell more? wife and I have a sleep kink we wanna try but she's a bit wary of drugs

I had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>941521641
>consensual
gross

>>941510142 (OP)
Saw my girl fuck her cousin

>>941510142 (OP)
i sent a video of myself eating shit to my ex after she dumped me

kek

Snorted meth in a homeless shelter bathroom with a bipolar Columbian dude. I know it sounds gay as fuck. Also one time some 50ish old woman was high on crack in my homeless friends camper and I was buzzed and thought about talking her into blowing me. But probably the most degenerate was smoking crack with this ugly ass nigger and a toothless grandma of a crackwhore went down to blow him and his dick was like 3 inches and I puked.


So yeah don't become homeless unless you're crazy like me

>>941517779
did they like it? Did he do both or one at a time?

>>941520946
How do you get away with something like this? I want to do it, but all it takes is one bar or hotel or apartment complex security camera to prove you were with her, let alone if she goes to the cops for a rape test and they get your dna. Did I just miss the golden years before surveillance?

>>941510142 (OP)
I got a story.

I got a fantastic fake ID when I was 15, then i started to go alone to some local more shady bars, dressing sexy, sitting alone and accepting drinks from everyone .

I got roofied 8 times. and i always showed up again the next night.
I got raped 3 times in the bathroom, I would make it a point to stay and go to the bathroom a few more times the same night.

I have gotten a lot of therapy since i did that shit.


>>941520946
maybe we meet

>>941521931
that sure showed her

>>941522226
Yes

She was utterly disgusted and was done with me at that point anyways, so it was funny
It apparently scarred her and she stopped interacting with the people who knew we were together

>>941522015
One at a time. and never while both were in the house.

My cousin was always crying,m but not bawling, just whimpering.
My sister seemed a lot more into it.

>>941522022
>Did I just miss the golden years before surveillance?
Worse, you missed the golden years before anyone cared
You missed the golden years where women getting raped was their fault

>>941522327
What were the age of gramps and your sister and cousin?

How did they act afterwards?

Did they generally like your gramps?

When did he get the opportunity to do this?

>>941522378
It's still pretty bad, actually. I know an 18 yo woman that just recently got drugged (her friends realized what had happened and got her out of there) and when she went to the ER they told she just drank too much and the cops said the same thing, both were women, too.

And if you really want to go down a rabbit hole, look up rape statistics for arrests and then look how many of those lead to convictions. You are way way more likely to get away with it, especially if you use a condom to prevent leaving evidence. But really, even with DNA, they'll probably never process the rape kit - if the woman you rape happens to be one in ten that actually reports it.

>>941522188
anyone ever fuck your ass?

>>941522485
>What were the age of gramps and your sister and cousin?
He was late 50's, My sister was 9-10 and my cousin is a year and a half younger

>How did they act afterwards?
That varied a lot.
I remember my sister spending a lot of time in the bathroom after sometimes, and she often would not sit and play games with me and my little brother like she usually do but would lay on the bed and watch us or be on the ipad instead.
It sounds innocent, but she was just as much into games as we were, and she would only ac like that after a round with grandpa

My cousin would just sneak away and be by herself for a while. sometimes she would be reading, sometimes she would be on the ipad
I think she just needed alone time

>Did they generally like your gramps?
Yes, and to be clear this was not something that happened every time we went to his place.
And he was really sweet to us. I don't know for sure how my cousin was towards him at home. but she seemd to be ok with him in general

>When did he get the opportunity to do this?
He would often watch us after school or on weekends. he turned his guestroom into a room just for us with a Xbox and stuff.

>>941522188
Was your upbringing shit? What prompted you to do this?

And when you say "raped", I get the statutory part, but did you try to stop them and actually not want it?

And like the other guy asked, did they ever buttfuck you?

>>941522942
No interest, I lived through the golden years

>>941523086
what did your sister and cousin look like?

How often would you see it? And at what times of the day?

Did they do oral too?

>>941522188
This is fucking hot.

>>941522942
Please don't encourage me, I am serious and the only thing stopping me is I don't want to go to jail.

>>941510142 (OP)
Had an alpha cuck kink for a little. Convinced my gf to let me pick out a bunch of losers to gang bang her

>>941522968
Yes, Once in the bathroom, a classic case of wrong hole.
And i think every single time i was roofied,except the one time i was roofied but some girls noticed something was wrong with me before i was whisked away.

>>941523124
I was dumped into the foster care system when i was 11, and because i had baggage i was stuck bouncing between institutions.
I think i started doing this to feel something real again.except it wasn't real because i set it all up to happen.

I was attacked and fought back, i wanted it, but i wanted him to fight for it.
and see above for that answer.

>>941523310
thanks

>>941523361
>I was attacked and fought back, i wanted it, but i wanted him to fight for it.
This is the reason I think consent laws are retarded. I never raped a woman, but at several occasions they want to say no and have me initially force myself onto them. The only thing that I guess doesn't make it rape is that I knew they wanted it, and one chick got pissy after I would back down. Like I ruined her whole fantasy and time she put into spending the evening with me.

One of my sisters spent a lot of time in the hospital when I was little. My parents stayed with her and my uncle stayed at my house babysitting me and my sister. I saw him fuck her a lot over the years when he was babysitting us.

>>941523283
>what did your sister and cousin look like?
just little blond girls, both doing ballet at the time, if that gives you an idea.

>How often would you see it? And at what times of the day?
I saw it myself at least once a month, and it was usualy on the weekends and random times, but the other times i caught them were weekdays after school, that was usually when i saw my cousin.

>Did they do oral too?
So The times i saw oral was when i caught them still with clothes on, some of the time they would suck his dick before going into position.
and every time i caught the start of them sitting on the sofa with legs up, i would see my grandpa munching a bit between their thighs before starting.
Never did i see him do that any other time.

slept over at a friends house while his parents weren't home, went into his parents room and went through his moms underwear drawers, jerked off with stuff in there

>>941523554
Did they know you saw them?

How would they get into position? Did they undress themselves?

Did they talk during it?

How did your gramps act after the dirty deed?

>>941510142 (OP)
Spotted my neighbor fucking a Bear plush. I've been in that room (not after) and saw that bear. He was rubbing cotton, not enough room for a fleshlight in that thing. What no pussy or even bitches does to a teen

>>941510142 (OP)

fixed computers
made housecalls

weird family were damn near naked around each other
weird ass vibe
returned to install hd
methhead woman they hired to clean the house tells me the mom and son fuck

pretty much stopped going on housecalls until I was given ultimatum and quit

>>941510142 (OP)
Seduced this sweet innocent Christian girl and turned her into a whore lol

>>941523310
>Please don't encourage me

You'd likely get away with it.

If you're just looking for the thrill of raping someone (not a particular person) follow natural disasters. Everything is chaos and fucked up and shit just gets lost. You'd definitely get away with it then.

>>941523761
>Did they know you saw them?
I don't think so, but they knew me and my brother were in the house and sometimes they weren't quiet.
>How would they get into position? Did they undress themselves?
it was a half and half thing. he would help them undress, but they did most of it themselves, and they got into whatever position he said but he would ragdoll them around into the exact right position.
>Did they talk during it?
Grandpa did. i didnt hear all too much what he said but it was a lot of "you like that baby" and that kind.
>How did your gramps act after the dirty deed?
Happy. i did notice a pattern of treats beeing available shortly after. that's also how i would notice that i missed it.
Like he would announce that there was icecreams in the kitchen, and i would notice my sister was acting off again.

>>941523967
Do you think he banged your mom too?

did you see him pull their panties off?

Why did he do it in the livingroom and not the bedroom?

Was he married at the time?

>>941523513
Bro one time I hooked up with a 19 yr old when I was in my early 30s. We went on a date and in the car I started getting my dick out and she said she wanted to take it slow at first. I agreed because she was really hot and I thought it could be a regular thing if I played along. When we got back to the house we were just hanging out listening to music. We started kissing and I went to take her clothes off and she tried stopping me. I wasn't sure if she was playing or not, but I looked in her eyes and made a judgement call that she really wanted it. I forced her clothes off, and forced her legs open, and held her down and fucked her while she fought back the entire time with all her strength trying to push me off and make me stop. Actually fighting back, not pretending to and making a half assed effort, but she didnt scream or bite or use her nails or anything. It was as close to real rape as anyone could ever get because we never actually agreed to do that like a cnc kind of thing. One of the best sexual experiences of my entire life. We stayed friends for a long time after that.

>>941524087
>Do you think he banged your mom too?
Wrong grandpa, this was my dads father.
Same with my cousin.
>did you see him pull their panties off?
a few times yes.
>Why did he do it in the livingroom and not the bedroom?
probably because the Living room was pretty far from the guest bedroom, but the master bedroom was just across the hallway from us.
I spied on them from the kitchen.
>Was he married at the time?
Widower. my grandmother never got to see any of her grandkids.
He supposedly dated around a bit just never settled

>>941523964
Holy shit anon you are an actual genius. Thank you for this.

I don't want to say, nor do you want me to.

>>941524338
>actual genius
Nah, just someone who likes to partake now and again and doesn't ever want to get caught.

There was only a couple years age difference between my oldest niece and I. When the folks went on a cruise, I had to stay with my older sister (the mother of my niece) while they were away.
My niece talked me into doing the whole show me yours shit, followed by us doing increasing sexual dares. She was a very very curious little hebe and was fascinated by dicks.

>>941524330
At what point did your sister and cousin stop going over? And I guess thats when it stopped too?

Are you younger than your sister? Did you ever consider giving it to her too?

i lost my virginity to a corpse

Once I was experimenting with butt play. When I was bathing, I put three Kinder Surprise eggs up my ass (the toy containers, the chocolate shells I ate earlier). I then stood up, jerked off, pinched the eggs out of my ass and passed out, lmao.

>>941510385
i triggered the fuck out of some normies the other day by stating i did it that way my whole life

>>941524726
So me, my brother and sister stopped going over to him all that much after mom got a diffrent shift at work.
So Dad was home when we went to school and mom was home when we came home from school.
Because of the shift change mom didn't have to work weekends anymore which meant that grandpa didn't need to watch us nearly as much

My cousin however i know still went to his house for another couple of years pretty regularly. I assume she got railed a lot more as a result.

I'm just over a year older then my sister, my brother is 2 years younger then her.
And actually no, never considered it. one would think i would jump on the chance, but nope.

>>941524854
ok... story??

>>941511980
what'd you do, bang with your eyes closed?

>>941524692
I had a similar experience with my niece but there's a much bigger age gap. I still let her talk me into 'show me yours I'll show you mine' and even truth or dare. Girls really are fascinated by dicks and want to see them and touch them but are usually told not to do that.
I think it's good for them to have someone they trust that they can experiment with.

>>941512604
were any of them worn by women?

>>941525293
How is your sister and cousin doing today?

Is gramps still alive?

>>941525413
as far as i can tell both are doing great.
And semi related to how they are doing.

Grandpa passed away 3 years ago, and he left Most of his stuff to my sister and my cousin, i mean we all got something but he specified them in his will to get most of it.

>>941524854
marriage, huh?

>>941525379
What's the age gap and how old was she?

>>941525537
Did they cry at his funeral?

>>941525690
very much so yes.
you would not be able to tell anything happened.

>>941510142 (OP)
Caught my gf cheating, made her watch me fuck one of her friends. Told her id stay with her after, broke up with her anyway. Friends thought she was weird after too

>>941525379
Yes. She loved touching it as it got hard. Watching and feeling it twitch as it spurt. Feeling the slippery texture of cum. She was really into it and bugged me into things daily.

>>941525630
About 20 years
11

>>941510142 (OP)
I jerked off to my pet dog humping a roomba and then watching the roomba clean up his cum

>>941526159
God damn, son. Out there living the dream.

>>941526159
Story? Details?

>>941510142 (OP)
I worked 4 years at a summer camp.
I have seen everything from Single digit aged orgies to the owner of the camp having his hand full of little girl ass while escorting her to his cabin.


The sheer about of shit ive seen in those 4 years is astounding.

>>941526688
>The sheer about of shit ive seen
Do tell...

>>941510142 (OP)
my roommate was dating a hot Brazilian chick and I'd jerk off into her undies

>>941527091
What do you want to hear about?

The 10 year girl we found in the bathrooms just after 1AM that looked to have been run a train on?

The "Orgy" we discovered in one of the cabins belonging to the younger kids.?

The regular morning walk of shame from the owners cabin?

The whole one hour of ipad time in exchange for sex one boy was running?
(we were strictly no phones or tablets, he brought an ipad with cellular)

any of the countless boys and girls sneaking out of the counselors cabins

How about the 8year old girls who could not sleep in a cabin with the others, but was allowed to sleep in the cabin of the counselor she bonded with, a cabin with just 1 bed mind you.

there's a million stories

>>941527455
girl snuck in and out of counselor's cabins

you ever partake?

>>941527667
We all had a camp girlfriend or boyfriend.
Some stuck to other counselors, some stuck to the older campers, some prefered the younger campers

But not one of us left the camp for the summer without having gotten laid.

So long story short, yes

>>941527455
>The 10 year girl we found in the bathrooms just after 1AM that looked to have been run a train on?
>The whole one hour of ipad time in exchange for sex one boy was running?
These two sound hilarious, please elaborate.

>>941528237
>>The 10 year girl we found in the bathrooms just after 1AM that looked to have been run a train on?
So one of the guys i worked with went to the boys bathroom to take a piss before he went to bed (only half our cabins had running water)
And discovered a sleeping girl in one of the stalls.
She was curled up in a ball hugging her knees, naked, with her ass towards the stall door.
He quickly went out and called me and 2 others inside.
What we saw clearly was essentially 2 still somewhat gaping holes., They weren't truly gaping but it was very clear she had taken a LOT of dick very very recently.
We did NOT lift her cheek and snapped a picture or 10...

The guy who found her was gonna do a lot of activities with her group the next day so he bounced while me and the other guy woke her up and tried to get out of her what happened.
She just claimed to have gone to the wrong bathroom, She didn't realise she was naked until she was about to leave.
Her clothes were in a ball in the corner of the stall, she quickly got dressed and walked back to her cabin.
We then noticed a lot of "juices" on the floor and in the toilet bowl (not flushed)

The same girl was spotted several other nights sneaking back for the bathrooms shortly after a group of the older boys were spotted leaving the same bathrooms.

>>The whole one hour of ipad time in exchange for sex one boy was running?
Thats ones pretty easy.
he sneaked in an ipad and used it to get laid. he was 14 and knew how addicted some of the girls were.
We know he fucked at least 3 girls.

Unconfirmed but I think my brother in law is fucking his daughter. I was house sitting for them this summer and found a used condom under my nieces bed. That's not the first time I found a condom in a weird place at my sisters house.

I guess maybe it could be him and my sister having sex in their daughter's room but that seems weird. Her room doesn't even have a door

Ages 16-17
Hovering in a limbo between sex and "non-sex" with my mother. Before you ask, no I didn't touch her when she was fucked up from alcohol or something, she was 100% complicit. Not gonna spill all the beans and blogpost unless asked specifically to but some highlights are:

1) spooning her when i had nothing but boxers on while she had her dress up above her ass with only panties left covering her behind.
2) cuddling facing each other, found the courage to sneak middle finger down her bare ass crack while she was fully clothed. By some divine intervention i came hands-free followed by immense disgust with myself.

She looks good, she's not a whore and never did anything compromising. I don't know why she did what she did with me. The leading theory is that, since she sometimes gives father shit for his pot belly, that I, with my natural lean build with abs was kinda her male ideal and was subconsciously just short-circuiting her brain, hence why she allowed me to use her like a doll. I don't know, maybe someone smarter and more experienced than me can give his 2 cents.

>>941529153
>That's not the first time I found a condom in a weird place at my sisters house.
like where?

>>941529153
anything unusual about niece's behaviour? how old is she

>>941529308
Inside my niece's cunny.

>>941529153
how old is she?

>>941527455
>The "Orgy" we discovered in one of the cabins belonging to the younger kids.?
uh, what? how young is younger?

>>941529905
around 8-9
a cabin filled with kids on a 2 week stay.
its was pretty.. Weird.

>>941529308
I found a condom wrapper in the living room and another time a used condom in the couch cushions.

>>941529333
She's very cuddly. Likes to be held and like to grind her pussy on things and people.

>>941529832
She just turned 8 not long ago

>>941529153
>I was house sitting for them this summer and found a used condom under my nieces bed.
The fact you assume it was from her FATHER and not a boyfriend or some other random guy makes you the weird fucking deranged pervert in this scenario or there's other way weirder shit that you didn't mention

>>941530144
...


>>941530006

Lost 175k on stake in a weekend on the east coast then drove cross country to Vegas and starting doing a few things to try and make it back

>>941530006
why would he use a condom with an 8year old?
You know.. i think your brother-in-law has some kind of dick disease, only reason i can think of for using rubber with an 8yearold.

>>941530272
Idk man
I know its rare but there's cases where a girl that age got pregnant so I guess he's trying to be safe lol

>>941530215
Sorry I'm really stoned and read 8 as 18 LMAO
Still though it was probably just them fucking in her room; stuff like that is probably more common than you think amongst sexually active parents.

>>941530006
That's normal I would take the shower head and spray it right against the head of my penis for pleasure well before puberty because I noticed it's sensitivity.

>>941510142 (OP)
Worked at a restaurant and one of the waitress smoked crack and sexxed up two guys over her lunch break. Came back to work and there was cum on her ear. She was promoted to manager.


No, she was fired.

>>941512601
That sounds cool though. Some real primal shit

>>941530358
>>941530418
Yeah that's why I said unconfirmed

But you'd think that if they were having sex in her room they'd clean up after themselves and not leave a used condom for her to find

>>941510142 (OP)
When I was 13 I stayed at a friends house overnight and got up to use the bathroom and snuck into his older sister’s room and jacked off onto her while she was sleeping

>>941530533
I mean still you have to compare the probability and seriousness that they just had sex in there and were sloppy and didn't clean up afterwards perfectly to him fucking his own kid, using a condom even though she almost certainly can't get pregnant, AND being sloppy about cleaning up after that SUPER SERIOUS fuckin crime. If he doesn't look at her weird or, like, make weird comments I can't imagine how that'd be the logical conclusion lmao

Older sister (by 3 years) used to molest me when I was little and even did stuff infront of our mom and sister. Dad walked in on us a few times too

>>941531178
How old were you and her, what did she do, and how old was your other sister?

>>941525400
All of them.

Working in a young offenders'/juvie place I have to do strip searches. I try to keep it dignified but I've seen other staff do the opposite and humiliate the guys in our custody.

>>941512726
You should get pregnant by him. Line breeding is fine (parent to child) and doesn't really pose any significant risks as long as it is not done more than every third generation. It's siblings breeding that should be avoided. It's how we get useful breeds of livestock and dogs like the Great White Pyrenees. Also means he's getting tired of your stepmom.

>>941529976
why were the boys and girls not kept in seperate cabins?

>>941531683
It started not long after we moved into our new house so I was around 3 or 4 and went on til I was 12. Started out just looking and touching then it progressed to oral and humping. She was always the one in charge and would tell me what to do.

My other sister is 6 years older than me

>>941529277
>By some divine intervention i came hands-free followed by immense disgust with myself.
can we get a greentext for this? I loveee stories where people cum without touching themselves

>>941532335
>My other sister is 6 years older than me
is that the one who humped you?

By humping you mean cock in vagina?

Did she suck your dick or just make you eat her out?

>>941525591
Underrated poast - I kek'd.

>>941510142 (OP)
When I was a kid I saw my neighbor and his friend taking turns with the younger girl the neighbor family was fostering

>>941532689
>me lying on her bed
>she comes and lies besides me for some casual cuddles or something
>after a few mins
>get to my usual craft when 2 of us have some privacy
>start caressing her ass (we were facing each other on our sides)
>getting bold and start slowly creeping my hand under her tight pants and underwear (from the waistband down below)
>this wasn't the first time i've done something inappropriate like this but i never went as far as this time
>snails pace
>eventually, middle finger dives a solid distance and its well on her crack
>she's dead whaling through the whole ordeal like usual, no signs of life except breathing
>half-assed attempt at escalating things:
>start making out by kissing her neck
>she's just lying there motionless so things become too awkward and i stop
>finger is still there
>start slowly pushing in, snails pace again because i'm gravely scared
>heart racing steadily
>nerves on end
>getting harder and harder to drill my finger in
>her cheeks were clamped together because her legs were straight and it was a chilly day so no butt sweat to lube things up
>pull out the hand
>grab the back of her knee and force it towards me gently so that i can open her rear up
>she instantly gets the memo and spreads the leg out herself
>holy fucking shit we're so going to hell
>start sneaking my hand back in
>entrance was guaranteed now, i was on cloud 9
>the thought that i'm about to freely touch own moms asshole made me literally feel high
>just as i snuck my hand in
>friction from my boxers proved to be too much for my 17yo sensitive virgin dick
>busting a fat load in my shorts
>abruptly pull the hand out of her panties and sit up at the side of the bed
>awkwardly hunch over and hold my shorts while waiting for my dick to stop shooting 50cal ropes in my boxers
>leave while she just layed on the bed not asking any questions, she probably knew
>she must have known

>>941532689
Not him but I have one:
>Troubled relationship with gf of 3 years
>Intensely sex based
>Disagreement about a date I wanted to do one night turns into an argument
>I get mad and reach out to an ex hookup just to talk
>Hang out a couple times over the next few weeks while still arguing with gf, nothing sexual
>Gf finds out and blocks me
>Me driving by the house trying to get her to talk to me
>She closes curtains and acts like she's not home
>Me feeling crazy, stalking her at home every night
>Two weeks later, see strange car parked out front overnight
>Fall asleep out front waiting to see who it is
>Wake up to car door closing and car driving away
>Gf texts me says sorry didnt mean to hurt you
>Insane murderous suicidal rage
>Argue in texts for next 2 days
>Responses start to feel weird and short
>She's with him again I know it
>Speed back to the house in time to see pizza delivery pulling away
>Bang on door demanding she give me my stuff so I can leave and never see her again
>Yelling at guy from doorway calling her a slut
>She holds me back and I somehow have enough sense not to go in and kill them both
>I leave screaming for the whole neighborhood to hear
>She texts me saying touching me made her feel sex feelings again and wants to fuck me tomorrow
>I park in nearby grocery store parking lot trying to calm down and not go back and murder them both
....

>>941534236
>Thinking about her fucking him
>Obsessively can not think about anything else
>Murderous rage and dick getting hard at the same time
>Dick gets hard as diamonds
>Still cant calm down, still cant stop thinking about them fucking
>Start screaming to myself in the car trying to distract myself and think about anything else
>Suddenly dick feels like I am getting a blowjob
>Most intense feeling ever in my life
>Dick feels like it is going to explode, hardest it has ever been, pulsing throbbing with every heartbeat
>Spontaneously orgasm, most intense waves of mind numbing blackout inducing pleasure I have ever felt
>Seeing stars before my eyes
>Coming in my jeans, never unzipped them, never touched my dick to adjust a single time
>Coming the longest most intense contractions over and over and over and over again in my jeans
>Rage never goes away, but cant believe what just happened and how intense the orgasm was like fucking God himself just reached down and made me come
>Never ever happened to me in my entire life before this
>Send picture to gf
>She is in complete disbelief, tells me to come over tomorrow

>>941532756
No that sister never did stuff to me but she saw stuff happen.

Yes

Yes she liked to suck me and lick her.
The first time I licked her pussy we were about to bath together. Mom was sitting on the edge of the bathtub filling it up and me and my sister were naked standing around waiting. She pulled my foreskin back and showed me my dick, it was the first time I saw it like that. Then she said "I have one too " and pulled back her skin and showed me her clit. I didn't know what it was at the time and thought it really does look like mine and went in for a closer look. And right there a foot away from our mom she says "get on your knees and stick out your tongue" and i did it right away. She grabbed my hair and humped my face, putting her clit right on my tongue. It was only for a few seconds then she let go and walked over to stand next to our mom.

>>941534894
ok, and how much older was the sister that actually did this?

>>941510233
This is actually pretty good...

>>941511253
Do you still have the fetish

>>941535409
I said it in my first post.
She is 3 years older than me

>>941532193
It's worse with adult women. Some places have them standing naked facing each other lifting their tits and spreading their butt cheeks apart. Sometimes their pussy lips too.

Sold my gf's used panties to another guy, and let him cum on her stuff (clothes, toys, toothbrush) for money

>>941536681
Oh sorry, I thought you meant your age when it started.

So did your mother tell her to stop? And why did it end by age 12?

>>941537171
No, she didn't tell her to stop.

It kinda just stopped one day. I can't think of a reason why but she just stopped

>>941510142 (OP)
In 2017 my 67-year old father died. Since my brother lived across country and my mother had died in 2006, it was up to me to clean out his house. I found about 80 hours of VHS sex films of him and various women from roughly mid 20's to 60's. Pretty vanilla stuff. PIV, anal, oral, facials, spanking. In 80 hours of videos, never did his mouth touch a vagina. Some included post-sex snuggling and talking on the bed.

The degenerate part (if that isn't) is that I watched every one of them and masturbated to them.

Had fun with little girls in the 3rd world

>>941537783
So your mother and father both knew she had you lick and bang her, and did nothing.

Are you from a family of psychologists or something?

>>941538024
Did he make them post 2006?

>>941538111
Go ahead and greentext

>>941510142 (OP)
airplane stall

>>941538024
Based dad

>>941510142 (OP)
I once ate an entire bag of after-dinner mints before lunch.

my gf doesn’t let me fuck her ever so i steal her panties/dresses and cum in them so she wears it

>>941538301
It appears so. None had my mother in them and they were all filmed in his house.

>>941538411
>Based dad
Maybe, but I don't think he anticipated me or anyone else finding them. He had a heart attack away from the house and never went back to hide the evidence (if he actually wanted to hide it.)

>>941538347
Nose down, throttle up

>>941538598
dump her

>>941538321
Too lazy but omg they are so much fun in bed, so tight

>>941533193
That only happens 75% of the time

I've eaten some ass within like 15 minutes of meeting a chick

>>941538281
Yeah idk why they let it happen. It was like they just wanted to act like they didn't know or see us.

I remember one time we were swimming in the back yard in this tiny pool that was only like 2 feet deep. And afterwards we went in to dry off and change she came into my room naked. She got on my bed and told me to get on top of her. She guided my little boner in and I started humping. We must have been doing it for 10 or 15 minutes when my dad walked in saying something and stopped and said "sorry, I didn't know you 2 were naked" and closed the door and left.
He never mentioned it or told us not to do that or anything.

>>941532196
Actually. It’s funny you say that, I’m a few days late and I’m thinking about a test.

I don’t think it’s him being tired of her but more of us having that connection.

>>941510142 (OP)
Masturbated to one of my mom's friend's underwear. I took it from her suitcase while she was staying for a while. Crumpling in my hand while holding it to my nose Sniffing it while masturbating works. Kinda glad I did, though; she was a Latina milf with a plump ass.

Jerked off on my couch while my mom was home, she walked in on me and looked shocked as hell, I lied through my teeth. She obviously knew as my entire cock was out

>>941510291
Are you fat?

>>941532196
Explain?

>>941532329
They were, opposite ends of the campgrounds too.

boys are sneaky you know.

>>941541722
so tell about when you took her virginity