Thread 941511904

Is it weird that I primarily jerk off to porn with girls that look like my ex in them despite it being nearly 10 years since we've broken up?

>>941511904 (OP)

Not nearly as weird as the fact that YOU'VE SAT ON YOUR ASS FOR 10 YEARS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO GET ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND

You've been trying to tickle yourself for 10 fucking years

WHAT IS YOUR DYSFUNCTION?

>>941511904 (OP)

If you've ALLOWED yourself to sit on your fucking ass for 10 years and not even try

HOW did you ever get a girlfriend in the first place?

she must have kicked your door down and begged you to get off the video games and be her boyfriend?

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AFRAID

>>941511904 (OP)
haha OP I love froggo XD

>>941511904 (OP)

lol In the past 10 years I've been married to my wife, who was a former feminine lipstick lesbian for 11 years until she met me

I am the first guy she had sex with in 11 years...

but In the past 10 years, she has brought FIVE college girls into bed with us

In the past 10 years I've fucked six women

One of them being my wife who has fucked me and sucked me and literally let me rape the back of her throat whenever I want to... Even times when I'm not in the mood and she's just started deepthroating me out of the blue

HOW ARE THE VIDEO GAMES WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

>>941511978
>>941511997
Listen dude, meth is not good for you.

>>941511904 (OP)

So you've been sitting all by yourself masturbating for 10 years WHY?

>>941511978
The women I hated after her wasn't really relevant to the question so I didn't mention it. I dated 4 women after her before completely giving up on dating at 23 I'm 29 now.

>>941512074
Bottom of the barrel dude, LoLvis is samefagging threads now. Botworld.

>>941512054

listen, UNEMPLOYED MASTURBATING LONELY CODEPENDENT MOOCH:

being a coward is a huge turn off to women

and you are living proof

>>941512074

thank you for clarifying it

AGAIN: You've been sitting on your ass masturbating and playing video games for the past SIX YEARS.... why?

>>941512219
Gwanpa's awngwy

>>941512054

hint:

back when I still did hard drugs (these days I only do weed, and I dearboxylate it, and eat it instead of smoking it) even though I was an LSD head, an 'acid-head' more than an alleged 'meth-head', even though I was doing drugs I WAS STILL GETTING LAID ALL THE TIME...

you?.....? hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
you get nothing

perhaps you should consider trying hard drugs?

what have you got to lose, other than your virginity, you pathetic little coward

You pretend to be a tough guy in here, but when it comes to introducing yourself to women out in public, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FUCKING COWARD THOSE WOMEN HAVE EVER SEEN

>>941512054

by the way... how does it feel to have your ass handed to you like that

>>941512236
Don't trust myself the women I always get involved with always find a way to screw me over one way or another. so it's either women are all terrible or I just have really shitty taste in women either way I figured dating wasn't worth the hassle anymore.

>>941512272

lol why would I be 'angry' ?

I'm married... I've gotten so much pussy in my life, you'd have to hang out with Wilt Chamberlain to know I must have got more pussy than me

everything's going great in my life

I've never been happier...

You think other people would get "angry" about YOUR sexual failure?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

IDIOT!!! IM NOT ANGRY, DUMMY!!!

IM LAUGHING AT YOU!!!

your sexual failure is COMEDY GOLD™

Idk wake it sounds like pretty good stuff. The three times zipped up bag is supposed to last until your 70.

>>941512485

NOW WE ARE FINALLY MAKING PROGRESS®

good...
thank you for opening up

okay so firstly, TRUST ISSUES:

fear of betrayal, fear of commitment, fear of giving yourself completely, only to be betrayed and discarded

PAY ATTENTION:
there will never be a moment in your life when you aren't at risk of being disregarded or disrespected

even the most successful, self confident, integrated people are NOT in control of others betraying them

it's part of life

and The hypothetical possibility of eventual betrayal is NOT a valid reason to build barriers and self-imposed obstacles that prevent you from ever even trying

You've got to get back in the octagon

Just because you got knocked out the first couple times doesn't mean you're not going to be a champion

>>941512272

>gwampa's angwy

correction:
it's your PARENTS who wasted all that time and money trying to raise a young MAN

and look what they ended up with

no girlfriend

no job

you're not at work, and it's a work day
so obviously you're not the one paying the internet service bill

you're not the one paying utilities, rent, food, etc etc etc

that's not your roof
you're a PARASITE

a lonely, excuse-making MASTURBATING, COWARDLY PARASITE

yep.... Your parents have every reason to be angry

me?... I FIND YOUR FAILURE TO BE HILARIOUS

IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS, LOSER™

>>941512485

back to YOU.....

YOU = are obviously a good man, but
YOU = the only one who can conquer your own fears and
YOU = are allowing your fears to conquer
YOU

>>941511904 (OP)
in the past six years (21,900 days) you have missed out on AMAZING EXPERIENCES...

amazing 'pinch yourself to make sure you're not dreaming' experiences

literally the best years of your life

You're not getting any younger

YOU = the only one to blame
because you've already 'predicted' betrayal

betrayal that would've never happened

you are LONELY
youve grown accustomed to being alone
But that doesn't mean you're not lonely

You're the only one who can turn things around

And I'm afraid it'll never happen until you learn to just let go, and accept the possibility that OTHER PEOPLE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR MIND

And you shouldn't perceive it as betrayal

If you change your mind, it would be unfair for them to accuse you of betraying them

>>941511904 (OP)

stop perceiving yourself as a victim

EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THEIR MIND

INCLUDING YOU.......

If you change your mind, that doesn't mean you're betraying anybody

>>941513522
Why's it so easy to trap you in a thread?

>>941511904 (OP)

in fact, see it from their perspective

it would actually be BETRAYING THEMSELF if they didn't change their mind

same goes for you ...

if you stuck around, and continued something you had changed your mind about, just to appease the other person, that would mean you had BETRAYED YOURSELF

You have every right to change your mind

You don't owe anybody any apologies or explanations, and you don't need their approval to change your mind

It's nothing personal..
It's just simply your life, so You can change your mind anytime you'd like

same goes for them

stop perceiving yourself as victim of betrayal.... nothing lasts forever

It's childish to feel victimized when you discover nothing lasts forever

>>941513539

WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR YOU TO ASK OTHER MEN TO JOIN YOU IN ONLINE MASTURBATION ON DISCORD?

when it's obviously impossible for you to attract a female sexual companion?

>>941513539

lol @ you pretending to be in control again

HAHAHAHA!!!!

you can't even control your own laughable sexual demise

lmmfao

you aren't in control of ANYONE
no woman... no man... no child...

not even yourself

you're basically like an 8 year old boy

you play videogames
you watch cartoons
and you rely on mommy

CONTROL MY NUTS WITH YOUR CHIN

>>941511904 (OP)

one things for sure:

you'll either conquer your irrational fear
................or you wont

that's YOUR choice

>>941513539

ANSWER MY QUESTION, HOMO:

Why is it so easy for you to ask other men to make you horny while you masturbate online in image boards

while it's so difficult for you to introduce yourself to a woman and exude a little bit of self-confidence?

ANSWER: You're not interested in women

You're only comfortable around other men

H O M O S E X U A L I T Y ™

>>941513539

seriously, Lonely Discord Mutual Masturbation With Other Men SISSYBOY™

why was it so easy for you to lean into homosexual behavior?

>>941513539

why did you ALLOW it to be so easy for you to become a closeted homosexual, who actually MASTURBATES WITH OTHER MEN ONLINE but quite literally never even tried asking women out in dates?

obviously, you already had a propensity to desire the company of other men

H O M O S E X U A L I T Y ®

>>941511904 (OP)
Post links, Frog.

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>>941513998
>WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR YOU TO ASK OTHER MEN TO JOIN YOU IN ONLINE MASTURBATION ON DISCORD?
>HAHAHAHA!!!!
>ANYONE
>CONTROL MY NUTS WITH YOUR CHIN
>YOUR
>ANSWER MY QUESTION, HOMO:
>ANSWER:
>HOMOSEXUALITY
>H O M O S E X U A L I T Y
Go on.

>>941511904 (OP)
The look is something you liked, but not the personality. It would be weird if you avoided all chicks that look similar, as long as it's not uncanny valley status.