Thread 941531761

Not even joking.
Every time I see uncut guys talking about the glide, I just stare into the distance like a war veteran.
I didn’t consent. I was like… 2 days old.

you poor boy :(
you need an uncut friend to play with

>>941531761 (OP)
I didn’t get circumcised at birth; I guess my parents were planning on doing it later. It turned out that their insurance wouldn’t cover it if it was done later, so I got lucky, kek.

>>941533641
Dodged a bullet anon.

>>941534057
I agree with you now, but when I was younger, I wanted to get circumcised. I thought women wouldn’t be interested in a guy with an anteater dick. Luckily, no one really cares.

>>941531761 (OP)
yeah it sucks but man up and get over it.

>>941535230
This

OP needs to just own it. The worst part is seething about it.
You know what's really based?
When that guy in the fursuit in the LGBT pride parade owns who he is. When the guy with face tattoos and piercings and gauges in his ears proudly walks into a room. When the Black woman applies for that job in a field dominated by stale white men and owns who she is and where she came from.

Own who you are and you can overcome.

>WAAAAAA I DONT HAVE 1% OF MY PEE PEE

You do know there's a literal genocide happening in Gaza right now?

Start restoring NOW. You have the power to grow a new pseudo-foreskin, just like how people's earlobes stretch and grow new skin when they are gauged. Yes it won't be the same, you won't undue the trauma, or get the frenulum, but you get the gliding mechanism and dekeratinize the glans.

>>941535641
I hope we turn gaza into a parking lot, I am sick of hearing about those sand niggers and their terrorist overlords, none of y’all give a single fuck about any of them it’s just another political talking point for y’all and an excuse to do stupid shit! “Guys can we stop talking about my dog abuse, there’s literally a genocide in gaza” fuck you, go save those palestinians yourself faggot

>>941531761 (OP)
My God,you sound like a little baby crying it's eyes out because life isn't fair.Go fuck yourself,use lube so you feel the glide.

>>941535907
The fact is OP doesn't give a FUCK about anyone but himself and so do you

A small piece of WHITE skin is worth more to you fascists than actual genocide of Black and Brown bodies

>>941535760
Honestly why would anyone want the frenulum? It's the worse thing about being uncut. Mine split along it's length because it was tight as fuck so I had two, with a hole in the middle. When I was asleep, my wife's hairs would get tangled round it like headphones in a pocket. Eventually had enough and tied the extra frenulum off. It looks like it was never there now, but the remaining frenulum is still too tight. I hope to eventually get a full frenulectomy.

I got mine at 11yo :(

>>941531761 (OP)
Get tatted op

>>941536903
So instead of stretching your frenulum to relieve the tension that you personally have, the solution is to cut baby dicks?

>>941536903
>When I was asleep, my wife's hairs would get tangled round it like headphones in a pocket
How the fuck does this even happen. Multiple layers of clothes and skin have to be breached for this to even be possible

>>941537322
>Sleep nekkid
>Wife sheds long hair
>Hairs migrate under the quilt while we move in our sleep
>cycle through several nocturnal erections in the night
>Foreskin retracts and hair sticks to glans
>Foreskin covers glans and traps hair
>Cycle repeats until hair moves through gap in frenulum and becomes entangled
I also regularly pull them out of my buttcrack in the shower
>>941537264
Not at all, I'm just not sure what the selling point of a frenulum is? There's no way I'm tugging on mine enough to stretch it without serious pain, an elective adult surgery (not full circumcision) seems like a reasonable approach to me.

>>941537755
Weird. I’ve gotten stray pubes and hairs trapped and they’ve never become tangled around the frenulum.

>>941537755
>I'm just not sure what the selling point of a frenulum is?
It's your sexual pleasure.

>>941535029
T.kike

>>941538030
Not a jew. I was just a dumb teenager that bought into propaganda before I discovered that foreskin face creams existed, kek.

>>941537755
The frenulum doesn't have a gap. You get a piercing or something?

>>941535931
Being a victim of infant genital mutilation is a completely appropriate thing to be upset about.

>>941537322
it doesnt happen

>>941535931
yet, i'm sure you would complain about having your eyes spooned out at birth
go fuck yourself?

>>941538005
Does your frenulum have a hole in it? Mine was already split like that from a previous sex related tear and healed with that extra flesh string. That is what the hair was tying around.

>>941538256
Are you retarded?
>>941536903
>Mine split along it's length because it was tight as fuck so I had two, with a hole in the middle

>>941539196
No, so I guess my original reply was retarded and not very well thought out. I think the only potential issue is tearing it.

>>941539196
did you try to fuck gravel again?

>>941531761 (OP)
American women don't touch dog dicks.

>>941539878
i'm sure there are videos that disprove that claim

>>941539863
The weird thing is I couldn't say for sure exactly what/when caused the injury. It may have been a very gradual thing due to stretching rather than a sudden trauma.

>>941533641
Ironically the most jewy thing they could do.

>>941540184
gradual, surely - otherwise it would have been very memorable

i dont understand the "getting hair trapped" thing though
what

>>941536270
Yes

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?

>>941536270
tell me us more about how black and brown people do not condone genital mutilation
inb4 "chopping off the labia and sewing a vagina shut doesnt count"

>>941541563
But niggers love circumcision anon. All varieties of Abraham worshippers and even a ton of tribal pagan types do it

>>941536270
das rite honkie!