Thread 941549532

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

>>941549532 (OP)
Alien abduction. Interesting in theory, but would not recommend. At least I wasn't mutilated like cattle, so fuck it.

>>941552344
Anal probe, then?

>>941549532 (OP)
I shitposted once, and someone called me a faggot.

>>941552376
The only reason I don't believe this is because you're not OP.

When I was 16 I had a gf that was 14 and I was fucking her little sister

Got high with Fred Durst while he spazzed out over ticket sales.

>>941549532 (OP)
I was sexually abused by my father fro the age of 10 to 14 he would rape and beat me. Broke two of my ribs, two of my fingers and put me in the hospital 3 times!!! I had to lie and say i was riding my bike and hit a jump and fell. During one of these beatings i ripped my bladder and had to have a chaithiter for a month! during witch time i would empty my bag and it would be full of blood and piss. when i turned 14 teen i lost it and snapped and stabbed him over 30 times in his sleep. He sadly survived and after trial he went to jail, as the dumb fuck would videotape what he did and ether sell it or get of to it. I have managed to hide this from everyone who dose not know about it meaning friends and new family and other then my Ptds and night terrors that happen every so often you have no clue..

>>941549532 (OP)
that my own dad regularly beat the shit out of me while screaming how worthless and insignificant I was. ear pinching, spitting and smacking the face was the norm. told my dad in law and he would not believe me. explains why I can't take anyone seriously anymore.

>>941556336
did you at least tell anyone that you got abused? I told many people about my abuse and no one cared or did something about it, including my own mother. had to really get away from that place as far as possible to avoid me doing something stupid.

>>941549532 (OP)
I’ve smoked a joint with Tommy Chong before

>>941549532 (OP)
Storytime/b/ros
>/b/ me.
>/b/ changing the lightbulb in the carport.
>/b/ at top of 8 foot tall A frame ladder.
>Need both hands to take the cover off the light fixture.
> Set light bulb on top of ladder while I do.
>With both hands full of the cover, the lightbulb rolls off the edge of the ladder, falls 8 feet to the concrete floor.
>It didn't break.
No one believes me

lol there's a photoshop of this with the shirt saying I love big cocks or something.

Took some hot pepper at a friends house. Assumed he wasn't a complete degenerate and would have some clean cups. No cups, had to literally drink out of the cap to stop myself from coughing. "Cried" out of both eyes.