Thread 941549825

Muricans are sleeping. You know what to do.

>>941549825 (OP)
and what is that? eat all their cheeseburgers?

>>941549825 (OP)

I, for one, have no idea what to do.

>>941549825 (OP)
so you want me to take my shoes off? i'll do it, but i need to know where to put them.

>>941549825 (OP)
that's unfair, you suppose to pick apart the toppings with potato wedges. Maybe use them as toppings for the tatos how you do 'em. The real test is like bitch you like cheese? deep fried? Aint nobodyt ever say no to deep fried cheese. You ever stared into a girls eye and tell her I love deep fried cheese more than that?

>>941552217
I mean I'm from the midwest, so yes, I've stared into that abyss but fuck if I aint going to pick a deep fried cheese once in a while.

>>941552217
>you like cheese? deep fried?
I live in a state with a coastline, so no. But I've heard of fried pickles. Havent tried those either.

>Americans are sleeping
>Implying OP isn't American
>OP imagines a burger

>>941552395
Holy shit fried pickles. Fuckin sound's like I aint need no family hot sauce with that bitch.

sage>>941552465
I need so much haute sauce you got no idea man. I mean if it's fried right maybe that hot sauce hits just right.

>>941552431
Good work, detective. Nothing gets past you. Pic unrelated.

>>941549825 (OP)
i don't know. i was just trying to be nice.


you know what i'm gonna do?

i'm gonna tell you, don't go anywhere near that guy. he's a psycho.

>>941552545
>Contact
I mean I love the cooks that do things, here. I just like to pour pepper and pepper sauces on them.

>>941552604
on them things they do, I'd murder every last mother fucker I have to if they start fucking with them starting with like do I need to punch you to death or like can I punch you incredibly harder? They do things I like a lot. How do I scale I will murder you from 0 to 10. Because you're getting to a 10.

>>941552663
Fucking they give me so many smoke breaks between what I throw in a dumpster, I'm sure they'll find you're body in there.

just kidding I'm persona non grata too. along with yourself fucker.

>>941552924
fucking I refuse to work at a meat packing plant since I've done questionable things like this before. I think you can find them alive mostly at this point.