Thread 941553383

When’s the last time you had sex?

fucked my wife in the ass yesterday

Never. Closest i came was when i was 35 years old... my drunk step sister came onto me. I couldnt get an erection, so i just fingered her and she sucked off my limp cock.

About a month. Cashier from the local clothing store. Haven't fucked my wife in over two years

>>941553416
lucky you

>>941553383 (OP)
does masturbation count?

>>941553383 (OP)
5 minutes ago

I assumed they might have a proper education. If I tried to interviene they might assume they were related to me and be treated worse. Assuming they exist. Things I could do, would likely make it worse. If I were tell to tell them anything else.

8 hours ago, with anal creampie

>>941553383 (OP)
about a year ago

about 20 years ago and not by choice

2.5 years ago with my ex. I've throat fucked a bunch of trannies since then though.

Last Sunday with my wife. Sunday is always the day, we're both too stressed and exhausted the rest of the week.

>>941553383 (OP)
Yesterday. On average, about 12-20 times per month.

>>941553383 (OP)
Yesterday and the last time I had my wife's lips wrapped around my cock was 16 hours ago

I'm married so not for a few months. Honestly can't remember.

>>941554249
So you're a faggot, that's cool.

>>941553383 (OP)
A long time, almost a week. I've had oral sex a few times since then though. I gave my bf a bj while on shrooms on Tuesday. I'm bi and have a few partners so I'm usually always having sex.

>>941554475
Gynophilic attraction isn't gay

>>941553383 (OP)
20 yrs ago durin my childhood? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>941554288
>we're both too stressed and exhausted the rest of the week.
sex is a great stress reliever.

I thought it was going to be two days ago, turns out she had just started ovulating so we just did hand stuff. Really fucks me up how wet and horny she gets at that point in her cycle because it’s basically totally hands off in terms of PIV but wcyd, nature is cruel

>>941555238
Why can't you have sex during ovulation? I think she's lying

>>941555238
>she had just started ovulating
>hands off in terms of PIV
???

Does moving through my mom's pussy when I was born count as sex?

>>941553383 (OP)
Never (30 years old).

>>941555261
>>941555266

I don’t want to get her knocked up just yet

>>941553383 (OP)
Last night. I hooked up with a guy and his wife i met at the bar. it was shit sadly as he was locked and would not take it in his ass, or unlock and she was like fucking a dead fish.

Never
>35 year old loser virgin

7/20/15

>>941553383 (OP)
long enough to spend the time to reply to this


sexually obsessed with a 38 year old wife who has no interest in sex or kids...last has been two menstral cycles back

>>941555322
You should consider it. It's pretty fun and fat girls need love too

>>941555793
Ever heard of condoms?

>>941553383 (OP)
2002

>>941553383 (OP)
With my wife using my penis, 2016

With a lady I met on xhamster making her cum and squirt via fingerfuck to post a video, 2024

About 8 this morning. Shoved my morning wood right into the gf.

>>941557055
I don't know if I can recommend a fat girl, I fucked one in May and I didn't like it much, I assume she couldn't shave her pussy whole because of how fat she was wich was really weird because she only had hair on her lips, it tasted very salty and I barely managed to get hard, but I think it was more because of my anxiety than anything. Managed to get hard masturbating while sucking on her massive tits and when I was about to come, ask her for a blowjob and after less than a minute I came in her mouth. Please accept me on the non virgins clubs, I'm 30yo

What year is it!?

>>941557598
yeah wtf

>>941558515
Why couldn’t you just wearing a condom and have sex?

Last night. Met an 18 year old college student on Feeld yesterday morning and we were sexting all day, she finally asked me to come over to her dorm although we had to be quiet so her suitemate wouldn’t hear. She was pretty chubby with stretch marks, did not want kissing, but damn was she tight and wet, a little bit of fur after not shaving for 3-4 days. She wanted to call me daddy a lot and have me creampie her, I dumped a load in that college freshman pussy and then she walked me out lol.


Two nights ago another girl 19 from a different university nearby lol. Her thing was no sex, she just wanted to get in my car and suck me off, video herself doing it and then have us never talk to each other again. She was Asian with her hair dyed blonde, super skinny and cute but kind of bitchy. I got to finger her and feel her tiny tits but it did nothing for her. She made me cum with just her mouth which is rare for me and it was awesome.

Before that, my wife on Sunday, neither of us came, it was a bummer

>>941557598
>>941558515
Because I’m a paranoid schizophrenic who’s worried about getting this girl pregnant before I’m financially ready

>>941553383 (OP)

roughly 12 years ago.

>>941558186
i can relate, the only gf i had, the only time we did something was completely dark, I ate her for a while tried to finger her, then she tried to suck me but i stopped her, that was it, pretty cringe shit never doing it again. she was fat well maybe not that much but just bulky ? also the next day wanted to have this feelings conversation or whatever and sat on top of me on the bed, as if she were riding me but we were clothed, on top of my crotch literally crushing my nuts from the weight, I can only remember the pain I was counting the seconds for her to stand up and go to the bathroom, literally the worst experience ever and I have gotten kicked in the nuts before I can tell you this was 5x worst, absolutely humiliating, when I think of this person this is the first memory that comes to mind.

>>941558811
>Because I’m a paranoid schizophrenic who’s worried about getting this girl pregnant before I’m financially ready
Been there anon, trust me the peace of mind is worth it.
>t.condom broke and I flooded her with cum which lead to nearly three weeks of nailbiting before she got her period.

>>941553908
faggot

>>941558608
not the anon you were replying to. i agree with being confused why not just use condoms

>>941559242
>condom broke and I flooded her with cum which lead to nearly three weeks of nailbiting before she got her period.
that's what plan B is for

>>941559305
>that's what plan B is for
We're married so if we'd have gotten pregnant it wouldn't have been the worst thing. Though we definitely talked about her taking it.
>>941559279
They can fail

Sunday. Trying to get back into regular screwing after a long postpartum recovery and a baby that loves to wake up every hour and rob us of sleep.

>>941553584
Shit was cash

>>941559305
We’re about to get married so I won’t really care for too too much longer, I just don’t want the optic of knocking her up prior to that. It’s an increased risk I just don’t wanna take

>>941559242
It’s scary shit fr

>>941559575
>Trying to get back into regular screwing after a long postpartum recovery and a baby that loves to wake up every hour and rob us of sleep.
It takes some time but it will come back, especially if she's invested in it.
>>941559682
>We’re about to get married
Congrats anon! When's the big day?

March 10th 2019

>>941559775
This is our third kid. Her fertility/estrogen have always taken a long time to come back online. This child is really messing with her sleep, way more than the other two, which is contributing to the problem

>>941559682
>I just don’t want the optic of knocking her up prior to that
lol what are you a politician in the 1950s?

>>941560012
Not everyone is a degenerate
>>941559982
Darn. Is this your last?

>>941560012
No I just don’t want to look like white trash>>941559775
Next September!

>>941560114
Given our ages we might get one more but it's a toss up. I'd love to get to four but three healthy normal kids, including two boys, is all I can really ask for. If we had another and it came out derpy that would be rough. And pregnancy loss is always hard.

>>941560224
>Next September!
No shit? I got married in September.
>>941560237
>I'd love to get to four but three healthy normal kids, including two boys, is all I can really ask for.
Me and the Mrs are shooting for four as well but we're probably stopping at 3. Here's to hoping you get your fourth!

>>941558936
I don't know what is worse, a "healthy at every size" fat girl or a "self-conscious" I had the latest, she didn't liked the lights on or taking all the clothes off, I needed to see what I was about to eat (to check for open sores or warts) and I like to take all the clothes off. To be fair, that girl really looked bad with all the clothes off.

>>941553383 (OP)
yesterday losers

Yesterday

>>941553383 (OP)
I dunno. That cortisol induced renal failure fucked me up for a long while after I recovered.

>>941553383 (OP)
Yesterday. I have sex with my girlfriend just about every day except right when she starts her period. We do that sometimes too, but not always.

>>941553383 (OP)
an hour ago.

>>941554188
Same but it was by choice.

>>941553383 (OP)
19 February 2022, around about half past 3 in the morning.

This morning

>>941553383 (OP)
Last life

>>941553383 (OP)
2012

>>941553383 (OP)
6 years ago. Became 30 and ugly as fuck.

>>941553383 (OP)
This morning around 7am central time

>>941559276
This doesn’t matter if it was a female or not anal is gey why would you not use a perfectly good pussy

>>941566113
I'm 19. I'm not sure, I've had a few partners, but not in a while.

About 17 months. It was with an escort and since escorts are my only form of physical contact with anyone i would say its been about that long since ive touched another person. Its making me kinda lose it. I miss the level of calm another person brings. I miss the stress relief another body brings. It makes me feel like a human instead of a thing that simply exists. Escorts though have become so expensive and so shit where i live i cant reasonably still see them. And i cant date or be a normal person either. So im not sure what im going to do other than exist in cycles of non-stop suicidal misery.

Will be a year Nov 1st.

>>941567627
Different anon here. My reasons for being an ass-fuck are: it feels different, the taboo makes it hotter, and some women cum HARD from it. But you're free to not like it, my man.

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
....

>>941553383 (OP)
Two years almost. I'm trying for a personal record. My life was already fucked then a few bitches later just holy shit. So, if I never fuck again fine.

>>941553383 (OP)
Yesterday. Gonna do it again in 20 minutes when my wife gets home from work. Gonna tell her to take off her pants and get on her knees in the hallway as soon as she walks in the door.

>>941554365
Same. Every other day on average so the jizz has time to drain out of there. Otherwise it feels too watery.

Last weekend I fucked my 23 year age gap FWB while some hunger games movie was on. Then she fell asleep with my dick inside her. Shits cash

bump

>>941553383 (OP)
September 27, cute little Filipina booty.

>>941553383 (OP)
About a week ago. Wife's been on the rag. Getting it in tonight, maybe.

>>941554861
Putting your penis inside the XY mouth of something dressed in women's clothing is, thoe.

>>941558186
Let fat bitches suck you off and fuck them from behind (only from behind, any other position is too disgusting with rolls) but never go down on them. That's where you messed up

Bout a week or less. Wife. How about u op

>>941573144
Ages?

>>941574506
I’m 48. She’s 25

Never. I haven't kissed, hugged, held hands, or anything else like that either. Next year I'm turning 30

>>941574654
That’s fucking lame
You’re really missing out on the feeling of blowing your load into some girl’s mouth

>>941574540
I've been thinking of making the moves on the girl at the Burger King down the road. Hot, tight little redhead with a bunch of shit in her nose. Age gap is about the same.
Tips, tricks, advice?

>>941574944
>Tips, tricks, advice?
Younger guys turn girls off with blatant horniness and inability to communicate. Show her a good time, don’t be awkward, don’t be overtly sexual right away, and if you play your cards right it’ll be such a refreshing change from what she’s used to that she’ll be in bed with you before you know it. Making them laugh and not being creepy goes a long way. Plus a lot of Gen Z girls don’t drink so you’ve can’t just go to a bar, you’ve gotta find cool shit to entertain them, but the bar is so low that it’s easy

>>941575129
For sure.

About 9 hours ago

Last weekend (Saturday night, Sunday morning). We had been 'miring at the gym for months, dropping hints and comments but our schedule would never jive. Finally made it happen.

>>941575858
Gay?

>>941575894
lesbians

>>941553383 (OP)
about 3 weeks ago with gf

I don't crave it that much anymore with her

I am 33 about 6 months ago I was cheating with a 20 yo cutie with awesome tits

>>941576251
based domestic abuser

>>941576519
Thanks, but I've only been on the receiving end a couple of times.

>>941576642
Where's the fun in that?

>>941576725
Fun? I got chased around a condo complex parking lot by my professional golfer girlfriend, swinging a golf club at me. That was kind of funny. Had dents in my trunk.

>>941577181
Right, you should have at least gotten one of her clubs and swung back.

>>941557598
Leave the kid alone. Catholic pussy is good pussy and worth waiting out for a few days each month.
God's cool with oral and anal with a pinky promise, btw. Father said so to all the boys.

About 12 hours ago in a surprise morning shower quickie.

>>941553383 (OP)

Six months ago. I'm going through a prolonged divorce where we still live together but barely speak, don't fuck etc. Shit's rough /b/ros

Got raped 6 months ago and haven't had sex since

>>941579625
> Got raped 6 months ago and haven't had sex since
Who raped you?

>>941580031
A guy i barely knew after a party

>>941580085
Did you go to the cops?

>>941580085
Hows ur buthole?

>>941580334
Yup
>>941580336
Ok thanks

>>941580628
ok kewl

>>941577253
Nah. I was just trying to leave.

>>941580628
What if you posted the guy’s info on here?

>>941580849
No need to. He's doing time

>>941580849
>iaypa, mommy
Simp

>>941581175
>Simp
Maybe I’m just a bored oldfag who misses the days of /b/ dispensing justice
As a tragic newfag incel retard logposter you wouldn’t know what I’m talking about obv

>>941553383 (OP)
On Tuesday night I went down on my wife and then fucked her doggy style until I busted inside her.

>>941581309
>/b/ dispensing justice
September?!? Still!?!

>>941553383 (OP)
With a man or woman?

Long enough ago that I can’t remember.

it's been over a year. I'm planning on doing NNN this year, and going back home to visit family for Thanksgiving. I have a former FWB from a few years back who wants to "catch up" while I'm in town, and I fully expect that she's gonna want to jump my bones. The only hangup is that I'll be days from finishing NNN and don't want to break my streak...

>>941584045
NNN only counts masturbation. Its ok if someone else makes you nut.

>>941553383 (OP)
Seventeen years this month.

>>941584160
really? I thought it was don't nut at all (with a single mulligan if you have a wet dream)

>>941553383 (OP)
10 years ago
but I went on a successful first date with a girl last week, setting up a 2nd date and going to try my luck.

>>941553383 (OP)
Dunno, sometime before covid

>>941553383 (OP)
13 years ago
>>941554433
>>941557007
dead bedrooms
sad
many such cases
>>941574434
dis nigga knows
>>941579558
hire an escort and fuck her when you know your wife's home
tell her to be very vocal
>>941581057
>He's doing time
cool story, bro
the (in)justice system doesn't move that fast
>>941584238
i think the other anon was right, NNN was supposed to get you to stop gooning so you'd actually get out and try to put it in a woman

Two weeks ago

>>941553383 (OP)
2007.

>>941553383 (OP)
Rawdogged and creampied an Asian hooker lask week. She gave amazing head. Gonna go back and do it again tomorrow or this weekend.

This past Monday afternoon. My longtime fuck buddy originally said she couldn't meet me anymore as she's now in a relationship, but relented after I pretty much begged her not to stop hooking up with me entirely.

25 yo here. About 4 months. Im not a degen that fucks hookers, but i do like prank calling them. Ive been recovering from a nasty injury which kinda fucked my whole life up. 54 yo milf with a cuck husband that let me fuck her in the ass, then continued texting me trying to fuck again. Shit was cash. Got some pics too if interested.

>>941586282
>Im not a degen that fucks hookers, but i do like prank calling them.
kill yourself

>>941586282
>Got some pics too if interested.
please do

memorable sex with a female?
I guess you could typically use the olympics as a mreasurement 4 x8 12? I suppose it's more than that already. I suppose if she tries to kiss you after she sucks your dick I wouldn't really expect her to tell me to go brush her teeth after I licked her cunt

>>941558626
And everyone clapped!

>>941553383 (OP)
My soul has been through rebirth 5 times, and I've yet to make love

About a week ago? My girl gave a footjob yesterday though so that's gotta count for something

>>941553416
Hey, we have something in common, then.

>>941553383 (OP)
13 years.
Long live the invincible solo regiment.

>>941553383 (OP)
This morning. Started hitting the gym after my divorce last year then got a weekend restaurant job to socialize and have been thriving.

>>941586854
tf is this schizoid shit?
>>941586212
>>941589371
pics and storytime?

>>941553383 (OP)
august 11th. it was literally the last thing my ex did before breaking up with me. going from twice a day to 0 fucked me up but i cant get hard for anything or anyone since she left and im a fit guy in my 20s. i tried having sex again and couldnt do it, i only get hard to memories of her, how the fuck do i fix this

>>941589448
>i only get hard to memories of her, how the fuck do i fix this
i'm this guy >>941585078
13 years and counting
the last person i had sex with was my ex-wife
physically, she was all i wanted; hourglass figure, F cup tits
multiorgasmic; she would cum over and over when i fucked her, and while my technique is pretty good, my cock is only average
i went to a rub 'n' tug after we divorced, and i couldn't even get hard, and i haven't tried anything since
i still dream about my ex wife, in my dreams she's still my wife
i dunno, maybe watch How Stella Got Her Groove back
i've never watched it, which is maybe why i haven't gotten my groove back

>>941553383 (OP)
Week and a half or so. Both my girlfriend and I have chronic health issues so the odds both of us have energy and aren't in pain is pretty low lately.

In May. My wife has lost all interest in sex. We have different bedrooms.

Went away to a hotel for five nights. On the third night she was drunk, so I overpowered her and forced her.

>>941586212
>>941589426
I usually hit her up every few weeks or so for a fuck session at her place or my car. When I messaged her last Friday, she said "Sorry but I can't do this anymore as I'm getting clean (heroin addiction) and dating someone".

I messaged her several more times during the weekend as well as Monday. She finally said "fine, I can meet you for a quickie today." I drove over as quickly as I can and pretty much jumped her as soon as she opened the door.

Titties pic was taken about 5-6 years ago.

>>941589684
oh fuck dude. my girl was just like that. perfect figure, perfect ass to tit ratio, and yes multiorgasmic, i felt like a fucking god. i cant believe this its like my exact scenario. only issue was the bpd i feel mentally conditioned and i need to recondition myself.
Ok uncanon ill watch how stella got her groove back if you watch 500 days of summer (or if you saw it alr watch 'in the mood for love')
thats funny, in my dreams my ex just bitches at me or has an autistic meltdown and i wake up with cold sweats, i havent had a single good dream of her.
typing this out makes think i should do ket or shrooms to reset my brain

>>941589975
>On the third night she was drunk, so I overpowered her and forced her.
uhh, based‽

>>941589975
i have a girlfriend and we have sex all the time.

you should try it sometime.

it's a good thing.

its better than masturbating, at least.

i used to masturbate all the time

>>941590457
uncanny
>i felt like a fucking god
same
first time we ever fucked, she came 4 times
i pulled out because that's what i was used to doing with my previous girlfriend, but she was like why did you do that? you can cum in me
so i started doing that every time i fucked her
first time i fucked her in the ass, with her rubbing her clit, she came 6 times
>if you watch 500 days of summer
i haven't seen it yet, i'm torrenting it now, bro

With my wife : 2 or 3 years I cant even remember
With a random Tinder girl who had breast ablation due to cancer : 6 month

>>941590661
>With a random Tinder girl who had breast ablation due to cancer : 6 month
you gotta greentext this, my nigga

>>941553383 (OP)
Last night.
It was good pretend rape sex, too. We both came hard.
Then I made awesome food for the week and played games until I was tired enough to go to sleep.

>>941584238
Can confirm. NNN is for masturbation only.
Camwhores tried to make it about sex but that was never it.

>>941591022
Quentin Tarantino is an obsessive footfag
i have no idea how many times he has fapped to Uma Thurman's feet in Kill Bill when she was in the back of the Pussy Wagon trying to get those piggies wigglin'

saturday, may 9th, 2020
before that, early 2015

>>941591218
>Quentin Tarantino is an obsessive footfag
Yeah we all saw Once Upon A Time In Hollywood... and the rest of us filmography, for that matter.
He kinda won, though. We watched that man drink tequila poured down a hot woman's foot, and some of us paid to do it.

I don't have a foot fetish tho. That's just in my reaction images folder from a million years ago.

>>941558186
sounds kind of joyless
did you not like eachother?

>>941581309
>Maybe I’m just a bored oldfag who misses the days of /b/
>>>/pol/519671995

>>941590401
I'm amazed that people like you exist
not mad or jealous
to the victor go the spoils

>>941591392
I didn't get to cum inside her like I usually do. She was on top and happened to pull herself off right as I was shooting my load.

>>941591306
Not at all, I just needed to nut and this fat bitch just happened to match with me.

>>941554082
>>941554249
>>941555322
>>941591265
>WAAAAAA IM A LITERAL RACIST INCEL WHO DOESNT GET MY ENTITLEMENT TO SEX!

Don't you know there's a genocide going on in Gaza right now, you privileged pieces of shit?

About a year ago. Really down for a tight sloppy dangerous fuck this fall.

>>941590703
no he dont, nigga.
git yo shit nigga'd nigga

>>941554475
read the bibble, nigga

>>941592524
Take your meds

>>941567627
>gey
self censorship is gay, why do you prefer the same sex?
read the bibble

>>941553383 (OP)
I fucked my cousin last Saturday. We have an ongoing secret thing. She's divorced and I'm single but it's taboo and neither of our parents would be ok with it. I think both of us are catching feelings though.

>>941590401
As a titfag, I appreciate the tit pic very much

>>941592524
>there's a genocide going on in Gaza
Not, like, of *people* tho

the gf is riding my dick with her asshole right now. taquitos are in the oven bitches.

>>941592741
But anon, the bibble clearly states that sex in the anus is the sin of man.

>>941592789
>the sin of man.
bobs are the lust of man
same goes for the vagena
very much love can be mistaken for very much lust but the love always prevails in the end for the power of love is the great

>>941571620
ky5 before No Nut NovEmbEr

>>941553383 (OP)
10 years ago, i dont miss it

>>941589924
>Both my girlfriend and I have chronic health issues
Had similar issues when I was in my early 20s and with an urge to bang my bipolar gf multiple times a week. I struggled with something you would call an eating disorder and sometimes there was absolute no cum coming out cumming, if I drank water I'd cum a little but it come out thin like a watery piss.

>>941594083
>something you would call an eating disorder
what would you call it?

August 2024
I was effectively raped at a festival by a woman I was in situationship with that I was trying to end.

I genuinely didn't want to have sex with her but I got so fucked up on drink and drugs that I completely blacked out and came too in my tent with her sucking my cock and I immediately blacked out again.

I don't think I'm that bothered by it but I haven't been able to really connect with a woman since then so I've just kinda given up looking for now.

>>941594339
lifestyle without unhealthy habits aaand in the kitchen

>>941594448
see, now why cant i have this kind of luck....
>mfw still at virgin at 39 yo.

>>941594339
i don't like the word'sex' and i can't remember the last time i had sex. i've been with a girl or two a couple of times over the past couple of years but that's not really sex. it's more like'sodomy'.

>>941553383 (OP)
Two days ago. My girlfriend was really tired so she went to bed. But she is into sleep molestation and stuff so she asked me to have my way with her in her sleep. I fingered her until she got wet and started fucking her. At that point she woke up and I cummed in her pussy. I just sent a pic of my dick to her while she is at work and she promised that she'd let me fuck her mouth when she comes home.

>>941594601
I won't pretend to have any answers for you. I'm just a bit of a social butterfly.
I have been described as 'safe' by all of my female friends. So I guess that's a start. Just be a decent person for women to be around and It'll happen.

But like at 39 you've probably got some pretty hard set habits and behaviours that you'll struggle to shift. So uhh... good luck I guess.

>>941594601
Oh also, if you're talking to a girl on a night out and you've all but sealed the deal and are about to go home with her.
Don't austitically explain the horus heresy to her for a solid 25 minutes like I did.

Manged to talk myself out of a new years eve shag with that one.

>>941590401
damn nice

>>941591170
huh, good to know. Thanks for the clarification

>>941553383 (OP)
Over a decade ago, and to be honest I kinda don't care anymore. After a certain point you just give up.

>>941553518
>Haven't fucked my wife in over two years
Why?

Never, I am 35 and never even kissed or been on a date with a girl.

>>941553416

My GF pegged me on Sunday. Shit was cash

almost 2 years

Last weekend first time since I am an adult that I did gay stuff

>>941597686
top or bottom?

>>941597698
Vers and it was mutual oral and some butt fingering (I fingered him) only.

>>941590582
only thing funner than laughin', my pop would say
the having sex thingo not the masturbating thingo

>>941553383 (OP)
Alone or with another?

>>941553383 (OP)
Do you mean with a living woman?

>>941553383 (OP)
1999

>>941553383 (OP)
Two moths ago? Three? Don´t remember.

>>941598711
Funny story though: all i ever had in bed were prostitutes, since i lost my virginity on my 30s (no magical powers, all lies). Last one i paid was this tiny crackhead who asked for help constantly on whatsap (she had a kid when she was still underage) to pay for groceries and shit. She comes to my house out of her mind on drugs (crack i think), pass out on my bed from so much marijuhana she smoked and i didn´t had the courage to fuck her condonless (although we did before). She was EXPENSIVE but let me film us fucking twice. Had to dress her myself and drag her out to a cab to say my godbye forever. Dumb whore was crazy.

>>941598973
>i didn´t had the courage to fuck her condonless
good, because that would've been rape

>>941553383 (OP)
Sucked a stranger's dick in a public john about thirty minutes ago.

>>941590582
Intercourse is just an inadequate masturbation substitute

>>941598711
Moths? How long had it been since she aired that thing out?

>>941553383 (OP)
2012

>>941553383 (OP)
i've been in a relationship for about 10 months now, and i have not had sex with him yet. i'm really scared of it and i don't know why.

This Wednesday, came home from work, my GF had a stew cooking in the oven. We smoked a joint and had sex for about 40 minutes, finished up and ate dinner and watched a movie. Nothing better on a cold fall day

>>941602514
good shit

>>941602731
Nothing better, we usually do this 2-3 times a week. We start with toys, she uses her wand vibrator, and I use my pocket pussy. We masturbate next to each other for a bit, she is very tight and I’m on the larger side (7”) so she needs a lot of prep to fit me. She’ll swap to a small penetrating vibrator, and then a larger rabbit style one. Once she’s getting close to cumming we stop using our toys and fuck. Mostly cowgirl as that’s the easiest for her to start in, plus it’s cold so we like snuggling under lots of blankets. After a while we flip on our side so we are facing eachother. This is her favorite position to cum in. She likes it super slow and deep. Once she’s ready and I am close as well, she uses her wand again as slide my cock in as deep as possible. We hold this position as I choke her hard, which she loves. We then like to cum at the same time, I fill her pussy as she cums on my cock. Sometimes her orgasms are so intense from the choking she cries after, so I make sure to give her good aftercare. Our sex is very slow, not a lot of “hard fucking” but it’s super sensual and the orgasms are very intense

3am this morning at a freeway rest stop, fucked this femboy crossdresser in the back of his SUV.

5 days ago. She blew me for a bit, then we fucked missionary for about 10 minutes while cuddling and making out. Went between pounding the fuck out of her and gentle sex. After she came, I laid back down and she sat next to my face, let me cuddle up to her and nuzzle into her tits while she held me and jerked me off until I came all over her hand.

Maybe it's cause I have a mommy kink but cuddly sex is the best man.

>>941602395
How does that even work? Are you literally 15yo? Or are you Amish or something? I am genuinely curious.

>>941603060
I have a similarly large/thick penis and warm up always takes forever, it seems like no matter how long I finger her or eat her out there’s always an initial pain that we have to work through. Was building up with toys something you guys have always done, or was there a conversation surrounding it?

>>941553383 (OP)
Like never

>>941605666
>666
Fuck yeah

>>941605279
We have been adding more toys over the years to help. We’ve been together 10 years, lost our virginities to eschother at 18, both 28 now. When we were younger we had more problems with it, but we also just started having sex so all the excitement around that masked the issue of me not fitting. It was once we moved in together 5 years ago, and the sex became more scheduled that we realized I just didn’t fit easily without hurting her. She was only using a wand at that point so we started looking for toys to help. First she got a small penetrating massager called a kiwi, it defenitly helped but it was very small compared to my cock. Recently we got a Lovense Nora, and that seems to make a huge difference. It’s pricey but we had bought so many cheap toys before that which where garbage so we decided to ball out and it was worth it.

The other thing is we decided to change how we have sex, as much as I love being rough, I really need to be gentle for a while to loosen her up. Sadly I’m still too big for us to regularly do doggy, which is a shame because my gf is the definition of PAWG. But we’ve really found a few positions where she can actually take my full length. Plus we’ve started getting into choking, she was always scared to do it, but we tried it for the first time a few months ago, I choked her as she used her vibrator to cum. I have never seen her cum so hard in her life, she came so hard she actually cried after. Since then it’s been a regular part of our sex life, when she’s ready to cum, I let her use her wand as I slide me full length inside her and choke her until she cums.

>>941592694
>>941596381
I have other pics of her but they're saved on different devices. Those titties are in my mouth within seconds of seeing her.

>>941605279
Additional large cock anon here. Some women simply can't handle it, no matter how much foreplay you do you can't change the size of her vagina.

That being said, sometimes there are other contributing factors. Anxiety surrounding sex (such as initial pain, past sexual trauma, etc) can make the muscles tighter. Look up vaginismus. Sex therapists can help with this as it is generally a mental thing. My wife has this, during sex I only can get just past the head of my cock into her before it's too much pain for her. Penetration is always painful.

Her trauma that caused that condition stemmed back to when she was a teen and her parents divorced because her mom found e-mails on the family computer detailing the consistent cheating of her father with both men and women. We almost got to a point where this was resolved, and then the fucking dirty 70 year old bastard accidentally cc'd her on an e-mail for a couple orgy. At least he has a girlfriend now that is into it.

Not saying that's the case, but that's my personal experience.

>>941605876
>>941605720

Yup this is pretty common, I’ve asked my gf if she’s had any trauma that could have caused this, but no, she never had any sexual encounter before me. Her parents are a loving sweet couple, and she had a great upbringing. She just seems to have a really tight pussy. Pic is us, I’m not even that large, 7” on the mark, but she can really only fit half my cock in most positions, that is until she start using her vibrator to cum, then she tells me to slide it full in.

Sometimes I think the universe played a joke on me, gave me a larger than average cock, a cute pawg gf who’s only ever had sex with me, she’s got a very high sex drive, but she can’t fit my cock. Luckily we make up for it with lots of handsy stuff

>>941605720
Interesting. We’ve only been together for roughly 2 years. The sex is good and I feel like she relaxes literally after just 2 minutes of me being inside her, but I just feel bad about it. The first time we ever hooked up she literally cried. She’s <5’ (literally built like a short stack) and I’m like 6’+ change. I just wonder if a gradual ramp-up like what you were describing might be a viable option

>>941606491
Damn, you're gf is really cute. Love the bush too. Also, no homo, but your cock is significantly larger than average. Porn has destroyed the understanding of what an actual average cock is. Most women's vaginas can't dilate to more than 5 inches during arousal.

I feel you though bro, large cock problems. I'd love to know what it feels like to bottom out in someone.

>>941606853
Thanks dude, yea I honestly didn’t know I had a big cock until recently, neither did my gf since we’ve only had sex with each other, she thought mine was average until she told her best friend what my size was.

That’s an older pic from 3 years ago. We’re both gym rats so I’ve put on about 30 lbs of muscle and she has thickened up as well. We both rocked the trimmed bush for years but now we both keep it totally natural

>>941606771
Getting the right toys to warm her up have helped a lot. We spent a lot of time buying crap rabbit and bullet virbators and she didn’t like any of them, we finally decided to ball out on expensive ones and it is defenitly worth it, they vibrate better, and don’t feel like hard plastic inside her

At Twitchcon last weekend. fucked someone about 15 years younger than me (I'm 40 and she was 25)

>>941607443
Any more pics of your gf's bush? lol

>>941608367
Sure here’s a more recent pic

>>941608549
Getting fat as fuck. Another year or so and you'll have a certified hog. Work on your piggy calling.

>>941608549
You're one lucky SOB anon

>>941553383 (OP)
More than 10 years ago.
Had the chance to fuck a fag while imprisoned but decided to turn him down

>>941609287
What were you in prison for?

>>941553383 (OP)
about 1 hour ago, with my secretary

>>941608659
>>941608549
>>941609169

She’s a gym rat like me and does cut/bulk cycles, that pic is from last winter on her bulk, so she’s carrying extra body fat but also could put on more muscle. This is from her cut this summer. Down about 15lbs but couldn’t lift nearly as much. She’s starting her bulk again this winter

>>941609739
Forgot to attach pic

About 10 minutes ago. I kind of regret it though because the dog ate all my peanut butter.

>>941609760
She's lucky, doesn't look like she lost much in her tits at all. It's the first place my wife loses weight when she cuts lol.

>>941609760
>Does cut/bulk cycles
>Still looks like a random skinnyfat whore

>>941609912
So let’s see your girlfriend, anon.

>>941558626
Awesome dude. My wife’s on short notice herself, been a total bitch. Would love more details.

>>941610100
I wouldn't post the mother of my children naked on the internet, you skinnyfat gf having cuckold.

>>941610185
Or much more likely, she simply does not exist.

>>941553383 (OP)
Yesterday morning before I left for work. Started in the kitchen with a blow job and then bent over the counter. When to the bed and she rode me to finish.

I convinced my wife to get off birth control earlier this year and she's been fucking feral ever since. Plus I haven't been pulling out so here's hoping I put a baby in her.

>>941609810
Yea it mostly goes to her ass and thighs, but what’s nice is her ass looks better and better with each cut from the muscle she puts on durring a bulk

Plus when it’s cold and winter (we live up north) I like her nice and thick, better for snuggles in a warm bed, and the sex is incredible.

>>941553383 (OP)
This morning

>>941553383 (OP)
yesterday