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Anonymous No.941560365 [Report] >>941560473 >>941560510 >>941560556 >>941560601 >>941560879 >>941561104 >>941561458 >>941561569 >>941561579 >>941562212 >>941564608 >>941566682 >>941571886 >>941573044
God, please speak to me in this thread through these anons. Amen
Anonymous No.941560473 [Report] >>941560536
>>941560365 (OP)
Hello child, it's me, Jesus.
Download a Dreamcast emulator and start playing Crazy Taxi as soon as possible. Ahme. I mean...Ohmen....AMEN..!
Anonymous No.941560510 [Report] >>941560536
>>941560365 (OP)
Surely, Lord, you bless the righteous;
you surround them with your favor as with a shield.
Psalm 5:12
Anonymous No.941560536 [Report] >>941563327 >>941563936
>>941560473
>>941560510
No way!

This is awesome
Anonymous No.941560556 [Report] >>941565363
>>941560365 (OP)
there is no God. ...
Jesus never existed

the entire Bible story existed 8,000 years ago

the virgin mother
miraculous birth
son of gods (plural)
miracles
12 bodyguards
murdered resurrected 2 days later

that all existed 8,000 years ago

it's mythology
Anonymous No.941560601 [Report] >>941560681
>>941560365 (OP)
Come back to the Catholic Church. Only through christ will you be saved
Anonymous No.941560681 [Report] >>941572987
>>941560601
>I'm so fucking stupid the only way to save myself from boogeymen is to give myself completely to the conmen that created them.
Anonymous No.941560879 [Report] >>941561123
>>941560365 (OP)
this is God, stop being a fagoot
† Johann Sebastian Bach † No.941561104 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)

> " God, please speak to me ..." ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_EVCBAcJ8
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Soli Deo Gloria :
† God of Music †
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Anonymous No.941561123 [Report]
>>941560879
/thread
also god says sorry about the little dick
Anonymous No.941561458 [Report] >>941566255
>>941560365 (OP)

AGAIN: the Bible is a retelling of a series 9f PRE-EXISTING MYTH that started 8,000 years ago

the name of the protagonist kept changing

but the story remained the same
Anonymous No.941561569 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
there are only two possibilities:

1: all 17+ pre-existing versions of the same myth were just "psychic people predicting Jesus"......

or

2: The Jesus version of the same myth with simply the most recent of at least 17 versions of the same bullshit mythological story

QUESTION: which one is most mathematically likely?
Anonymous No.941561579 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
Kys Faggot
Anonymous No.941561644 [Report]
Am I a liar then tell us the truth. We are not white knots we are girls.
Anonymous No.941562212 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
Praise the lord
Anonymous No.941563327 [Report]
>>941560536
FOLOW THE ARROW!
Anonymous No.941563936 [Report]
>>941560536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZukj1-A_go
Anonymous No.941564608 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
hey, OP, this is God

>you're a faggot
Anonymous No.941564926 [Report] >>941564954
Am I gonna get it?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.941564954 [Report]
>>941564926
That's what I'm talking about, excellent.
Anonymous No.941565363 [Report] >>941567467
>>941560556
the only unforgivable sin is hardening your heart to god
Anonymous No.941566255 [Report]
>>941561458
AGAIN: you're still a faggot
God No.941566682 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
I hate fags.
Anonymous No.941567467 [Report] >>941568789 >>941569696
>>941565363
What does Romans 9:18 say ?
God ‼UMwVQOf6CyQ No.941568789 [Report] >>941569332
>>941567467
> " What does Romans 9:18 say ? " ;

No sweat /b/ro's
I wrote them all [ by †Myself† ] and thus have them all committed to memory,
but 4chan's character limit per post is unable to match †My† incomparable omniscience

> link related [ all English versions ] : https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Romans%209%3A18

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† God †
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Anonymous No.941569332 [Report] >>941570264
>>941568789
Considering what happened to the guy who called m00t a newfag, I shall refrain from commenting on that triforce.
Anonymous No.941569696 [Report]
>>941567467
if they are romans they are probably like
>STOP WORSHIPPING THE CROSS MAN YOU FUCKING INFIDELS
God ‼UMwVQOf6CyQ No.941570264 [Report]
>>941569332
> "... ̶m̶0̶0̶t̶ moot ...." ;

FTFY
moot only ever inscribed his anonym using lower case letters and issued many permaB&'s to faggots like YOU, whomsoever desecrated His Holy Handle with zeroes, zilches, or zips.

Let this be ample warning else We will be forced to Harden you into salt like the faggots of Sodom & Gomorrah
[ no more rock hard diamonds or Viagra™ for (You) /b/ro ]
Anonymous No.941571886 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
Hi, God here, just a quick reminder that slavery is moraly good and you should have it return all over the world.
Anonymous No.941572987 [Report]
>>941560681
You dont give yourself to man. You give yourself to christ.
Anonymous No.941573044 [Report]
>>941560365 (OP)
god, why cant you just show yourself? why punish people who dont believe if you dont make it obvious? faith? i shouldnt need faith to not burn in hell
Anonymous No.941573065 [Report]
This is God commanding you to stop believing in me, because I'm just a collective myth manufactured by humandkind, a bit like Santa Claus or Superman.