Thread 941560365

God, please speak to me in this thread through these anons. Amen

>>941560365 (OP)
Hello child, it's me, Jesus.
Download a Dreamcast emulator and start playing Crazy Taxi as soon as possible. Ahme. I mean...Ohmen....AMEN..!

>>941560365 (OP)
Surely, Lord, you bless the righteous;
you surround them with your favor as with a shield.
Psalm 5:12

>>941560473
>>941560510
No way!

This is awesome

>>941560365 (OP)
there is no God. ...
Jesus never existed

the entire Bible story existed 8,000 years ago

the virgin mother
miraculous birth
son of gods (plural)
miracles
12 bodyguards
murdered resurrected 2 days later

that all existed 8,000 years ago

it's mythology

>>941560365 (OP)
Come back to the Catholic Church. Only through christ will you be saved

>>941560601
>I'm so fucking stupid the only way to save myself from boogeymen is to give myself completely to the conmen that created them.

>>941560365 (OP)
this is God, stop being a fagoot

>>941560365 (OP)

> " God, please speak to me ..." ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_EVCBAcJ8
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>>941560879
/thread
also god says sorry about the little dick

>>941560365 (OP)

AGAIN: the Bible is a retelling of a series 9f PRE-EXISTING MYTH that started 8,000 years ago

the name of the protagonist kept changing

but the story remained the same

>>941560365 (OP)
there are only two possibilities:

1: all 17+ pre-existing versions of the same myth were just "psychic people predicting Jesus"......

or

2: The Jesus version of the same myth with simply the most recent of at least 17 versions of the same bullshit mythological story

QUESTION: which one is most mathematically likely?

>>941560365 (OP)
Kys Faggot

Am I a liar then tell us the truth. We are not white knots we are girls.

>>941560365 (OP)
Praise the lord

>>941560536
FOLOW THE ARROW!

>>941560536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZukj1-A_go

>>941560365 (OP)
hey, OP, this is God

>you're a faggot

Am I gonna get it?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>941564926
That's what I'm talking about, excellent.

>>941560556
the only unforgivable sin is hardening your heart to god

>>941561458
AGAIN: you're still a faggot

>>941560365 (OP)
I hate fags.

>>941565363
What does Romans 9:18 say ?

>>941567467
> " What does Romans 9:18 say ? " ;

No sweat /b/ro's
I wrote them all [ by †Myself† ] and thus have them all committed to memory,
but 4chan's character limit per post is unable to match †My† incomparable omniscience

> link related [ all English versions ] : https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Romans%209%3A18

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>>941568789
Considering what happened to the guy who called m00t a newfag, I shall refrain from commenting on that triforce.

>>941567467
if they are romans they are probably like
>STOP WORSHIPPING THE CROSS MAN YOU FUCKING INFIDELS

>>941569332
> "... ̶m̶0̶0̶t̶ moot ...." ;

FTFY
moot only ever inscribed his anonym using lower case letters and issued many permaB&'s to faggots like YOU, whomsoever desecrated His Holy Handle with zeroes, zilches, or zips.

Let this be ample warning else We will be forced to Harden you into salt like the faggots of Sodom & Gomorrah
[ no more rock hard diamonds or Viagra™ for (You) /b/ro ]

>>941560365 (OP)
Hi, God here, just a quick reminder that slavery is moraly good and you should have it return all over the world.

>>941560681
You dont give yourself to man. You give yourself to christ.

>>941560365 (OP)
god, why cant you just show yourself? why punish people who dont believe if you dont make it obvious? faith? i shouldnt need faith to not burn in hell

This is God commanding you to stop believing in me, because I'm just a collective myth manufactured by humandkind, a bit like Santa Claus or Superman.